Arsenal fans picking up their attitude in the background Jurassic Park x Arsenal Summer Collab John Hammond: Dr. Grant, if there’s one person here who could appreciate what I’m trying to do… Dr. Alan Grant: The world has just changed so radically, and we’re all running to catch up. I don’t want to jump to… Read more »

So here we are people, the end of Arsenal football club as we know it. Silent Stan Kroenke, the evilest man to walk a sports arena, has finally won out. He’s part way to driving out the white knight, Alisher Usmanov, for a whopping £600m buyout of his stake. This is a dark day for… Read more »

Well, it’s less than a week ’til deadline day slams shut almost 20 days earlier than usual, and there are still a number of items to be resolved. What the fu*k are we doing with the back 4 would be a pretty pressing one. We’re apparently shipping Calum Chambers out on loan to Fulham, which… Read more »

So here we are, preseason is done, next week we take on the champions as we kick off the new era of Unai Emery. I’m excited, you are excited, we’re all f**king excited. There’s pause for concern. I think the reality of the new regime is you don’t quickly fix a house that’s been left… Read more »

Here we are people, one final game of preparation against Lazio before the new season starts. I’ll be removing the AKB page in time for the new season. In a world of Gooner optimism, all relics of the past must be cast aside.

Aaron Ramsey has a calf injury… read into that how you like, but not before I give you a sweet hot take. 1. If he’s faking an injury, that’s bad news, because it means he’s leaving. Arsenal surely can’t keep him beyond the deadline day that’s looming.

Going through a bit of a tough time at the moment, last night, I was caught dream cheating by my girlfriend. She’s mad. I told her it didn’t mean anything, but she’s not having it. If anyone has been through this, please let me know how you battle out of the hole and win back… Read more »