If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll already have this spicy hot take. Don’t get your hopes up because children on Twitter are making up lies about the return dates of players. We’ll start with two that aren’t hard ‘NO WAYS’ but they’re not far off. The next time you see Thomas Partey and Tomiyasu,… Read more »
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KING KAI AT THE GOALS AGAIN!
My first game back at The Emirates since I paid £400 to see us beat Manchester United. What a great evening! One of the reasons I took a job in the midwest to work on a new football club was having the chance to impact the experience of people who will grow up with football… Read more »
NO REST FOR TABLE-TOPPERS
I kind of covered off my views on the squad Arteta took out to PSV yesterday, so I’ll just mostly bust some myths this afternoon because there’s a section of the fanbase that will happily double down on how Arteta manages his squads, then act shocked when our players crash later in the season. That… Read more »
ARTETA INSISTS ON TAKING EVERYONE TO PSV
It’s Champions League night baby, and we have absolutely nothing to worry about. We’re top of the group, sitting pretty like Christmas kings, so you’d think we’d, you know, just leave all our best players at home this evening. Well, not quite. Arteta is actually taking them to Holland. Saka, Kai, Jesus, Odegaard, Ben White…… Read more »
VARy ANNOYING + PARTEY EXIT
I don’t like talking about parenting. Honestly, there is nothing more boring in my new life as a dad than meeting other dads who want to talk to me about being a dad. The first 18 months of having children is fighting the urge to be a real f*cking bore. I refuse to be the… Read more »
HOW DID ARSENAL LOSE TO VILLA?!?!?!
Let’s get it out the way nice and early. The weirdo part of our fan base that has daddy issues with Unai Emery might be having a good day today, but I certainly am not. How is this man still hurting me? I thought he was out of my life. This is pure pain. I… Read more »
RIVALS FLOP + INJURY RUMOURS + JANUARY DEFENDER CHATTER
Ok, so what are we talking about this morning? Manchester City vs Aston Villa. Wow. Don Unai Emery is really making his mark on the Premier League. Language barrier squashed, redemption tour bigger than ERAS, big results like a team trying to be in the mentions of ‘title talk’ twitter (x). I can’t remember many… Read more »