Posts By: Pedro

RIVALS FLOP + INJURY RUMOURS + JANUARY DEFENDER CHATTER

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Ok, so what are we talking about this morning? Manchester City vs Aston Villa. Wow. Don Unai Emery is really making his mark on the Premier League. Language barrier squashed, redemption tour bigger than ERAS, big results like a team trying to be in the mentions of ‘title talk’ twitter (x). I can’t remember many… Read more »

£105M DECLAN RICE PROVES A BARGAIN!

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Listen to me real good. Declan Rice, for £105m, was a bargain. The English defensive midfielder is a man mountain and once again he repaid the faith Arteta and Edu placed in him. Last night, against lowly Luton, a team we haven’t beaten in 40 years, he took a leaf out of the Cristiano book,… Read more »

LUTON VS ARSENAL – AWAY DAYS HAVEN’T BEEN KIND

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Arsenal vs Luton away. We haven’t won in 10 games.  A 4o year record. We last won the year I was born! That’s a scary stat, people. I was drinking victory beers last night until I read it. Now I’m nervous. Are we about to get pummelled by a club yet to hit their rhythm… Read more »

FOG OF AARON COUNTER-RUMORS + FULHAM PLAYER LINKED

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Spotify-wrapped is probably the most depressing part of the year. I used to be a new music god, I’d go and see new bands play at a duck pond in Dalston and older people would bow at my majestic knowledge of the smaller stages of every shit East London festival going. No longer. For 4… Read more »

SAUCY ARSENAL FIND 4TH GEAR

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Arsenal put on a clinic on a Stoke-themed wet and windy afternoon at The Emirates. The 2-1 scoreline didn’t do justice to a punishing first-half. We hit the post twice, had some outrageous chances, and reduced the adventurism of Wolves most of the game giving them a meager 6 attempts at our goal. Some folk… Read more »

ARTETA LOVING ON THE DEFENCE

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Goooood evening my darlings… it’s late on Friday night in America and I am BUZZING about the game tomorrow. Gotta say, I didn’t quite realise how well Wolves were doing this season, sitting pretty in midtable. Gary O’Neil is clearly doing an excellent job up there. They will be dangerous, they will have a good… Read more »

FANTASTIC FIVE HIT RC LENS FOR SIX

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Well, that my friends, was a battering. The second leg was always about revenge, but I don’t think anyone saw the utter brutality of it happening the way it did. Arsenal scored 5 goals in the first half. It was monstrous. We were utterly clinical against a team that thought they could come to England… Read more »