Good morning lovely people and happy Monday to you all - James here with another match report for your pleasure. Apologies for the late post, but I’ve spent the last three hours trawling around building sites.
So yesterday saw us face off against Chelsea, whose cunt levels are currently up there with Tottenham’s. From top to bottom, they truly are a pack of shit-breathed hounds, who suck the joy out of life itself. Apologies for the hyperbole, but I struggle to say anything about that club that isn’t expletive and imagery ridden. From their skipper – running for Mr UKIP 2015 – to their jumped up little gobshite of a manager, they are rotten to the core. This game presented a significant opportunity for Arsenal to lay down a serious benchmark for next season – this was never going to hold any importance in this season’s title race but a victory would certainly sharpen the minds of the West London wankers.