Arsenal bag first signing (two to follow) in attempt to rebuild a winning culture

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Ok, so lesson learned from yesterday is that no one wanted to shoot the shit with me about famous warlords.

So, today, let’s talk about PLAYER SIGNINGS!

That handsome chap at the top of the screen is our new reserve right back. He’s dropped 250 appearances in Serie A, the most since 2008. He’s the fourth most capped player in the entire history of football played in Switzerland, and he’s one a bucket load of trophies.