RUNNING UNPOPULAR EQUATIONS

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There is a story doing the rounds via Eurosport that basically states Martin Ødegaard isn’t quite sure about Arsenal next season because though he buys into the project Arteta is selling, there are some other players that don’t.

Now, Eurosport has zero credibility for stories like this but as with most made up rumours, there’s a grain of truth that makes it believable. Arsenal boast a small collection of handsomely paid senior players that do not give a fuck and their bad behaviour tends to only be inconsequential when the hungry young kids put on a show.

This is where the football equations about the future of Arteta start kicking into gear.

Suppose we sack him tomorrow, what type of manager do you want at Arsenal?

Let’s talk about the game-changing rockstars. There are very few in world football that can take you to the top just because of their personal IP. Pep G, Conte, Klopp, Zizou, and maaaaybe Poch. Diego Simeone, the highest paid rockstar at £38m a season, is not on the list now. We cannot match any of those names for salary demands or transfer kitty.

Arsenal has spent the last 6 year pissing transfer money away. There’s no warchest in 2021. If a rockstar doesn’t have money to spend, they tend not to move. Maybe you get lucky with someone like Klopp, but really, he moved to Liverpool because he beleived in the owners vision. We don’t have that pull with KSE. That’s not me being down on Arsenal, we are massive, but right now, we’re at our lowest ebb for mostly everything a rockstar would look for in a move.

The second tier of managers you can look towards are the more experienced hands that aren’t quite elite in 2021. Names like Luis Enrique, Louis Van Gaal, Lopetegui, Eddie Howe, and probably Nuno. Guys that’ll come in and crack heads, play the discipline card, but ultimately, not really move you forward as a football club. People talk about Allegri, but I can tell you, there’s a reason he’s not in a job at the minute. His hardcore disciplinarian approach and his bland football wouldn’t work for the fans or the players, not to mention a name like that has already demanded huge wages and a fat war chest we didn’t have 3 seasons ago.

This batch of managers will run into the same problems that Arteta is having. Do you think the squad of players that downed tools on Wenger and Emery would react strongly to someone coming in with an iron fist? I have my doubts. Players will go along for the ride, suss that we didn’t hire in elite, then we’ll see what happened under Emery. Pretty much the exact thing that is going on at Spurs at the moment, and Jose is like, the king of 2nd tier management these days.

Then you get into the next tier of managers. The innovative new generation of coaches that are breaking in at clubs all around Europe. This is my preferred tier for a club in the state we’re in right now. This is where the opportunity is to jump a couple of levels without spending a lot of money, because these people build highly technical teams that think differently, it’s a truly transformational approach that can really move you forward if you make it work. The football is exciting, the style constantly evolves, and it future proofs your club. Top clubs will start pulling from this batch of managers within the next 3 years.

Nagelsmann is #1 here, but he is not going to Arsenal because he knows he works best in a structure built to support him, he’s also well out of our range right now. But say there’s another Nagelsmann in Germany, that wants to coach innovative style of cognitive football… do you think the reaction from our current batch of players is going to be any different? Do you honestly believe the things Arteta is asking of players would be vastly diferent under another innovative coach? I don’t think so. Worth noting that Nagelsmann doesn’t work with top tier players on mega money and most of his squad is very young by design. We are a whole different ball game when it comes to ego management.

Every coach is going to ask more of Auba. No elite manager is starting William Saliba in the Premier League this season. Every young coach is going to expect every player to give more. Every coach coming to Arsenal will 100% ask our players to do things they’re not used to doing and that will not go down well with a squad that has consistently shown it lacks character. Also… any young innovative coach that is asked to be the MANAGER is going to fumble around whilst they find their footing. Mistakes will happen whoever you bring in at this tier, because this model usually only works when the machine around them is prebuilt and rock solid.

Arteta is in the innovator category. He’s one of the best young coaches in Europe, people might not appreciate it right now, but circumstances are improving even if you choose to ignore them. There are problems he’s made worse, no doubt, that’s part of the cost of hiring a rookie. At a normal club, he’d have been protected by a Luis Campos or Ralph Rangnick. We’re not a normal club. But here’s the thing… the place he’s taking the football is where we need to be heading. There’s no such thing as a middle ground. Short-cutting like Moyes takes you nowhere in the longterm. Arsenal need to hit the Champions League then be ready to compete, that is the job Arteta needs to deliver, and he has the right coaching to do that.

So Arsenal either jump ship mid-ocean, in a project that has been tracking well since Christmas, or they see it out and build back properly.

Given the options above, it’s pretty clear why Arsenal are very likely going to stick it out with Arteta. The coaching is paying dividends, things only tend to fall apart when we have to revert to the pre-Xmas starting 11. Our issues have never been clearer. We have some character flaws to address and we need to exit the error makers. There’s no secret wedge of cash ready to activate this summer, nor would there be for another manager, so it’s probably more cost effective to stick to the same coach that has us mostly tracking like a top 4 team since Christmas.

There are also some pretty simple things the club could do to help Arteta out. Vinai should not be sanctioning a new move for David Luiz. He’s a comfort blanket that makes errors, doesn’t show for games he thinks are beneath him, and he’s just had surgery at 34. He also shares an agent with Edu. Let his new deal sunset this summer and bring William Saliba into the fold.

Edu should be doing all he can to move on the problem characters this summer. Tell certain players they won’t land game time if they don’t leave and ease them out the door. Don’t wait until the last day of the window to have tough conversations. There is no one over the age of 25 we should be refusing transfers. I’d put Auba on that list, if someone wants him on a free, let him leave.

Arsenal should staff up with young players, if the fans see a notable shift in that starting 11 next season, it’ll make life easier in the stadium. Arteta should also fix his storytelling, because despite being very good at talking to the media, he’s shite at articulating a clear vision.

Tell the fans we’re going on a journey. Give us goals that go beyond top 4. What does the football look like? How are we going to do it? What do we need to fix? Repeat it over and over again. If it takes 3 years, tell the fans, be honest… because part of the issue we have right now is we’re all working off Willian taking us to Champions League glory in two season. Not happening. So pivot to a story we can get excited about. Inspire the fans the way you inspire the kids like ESR.

Arsenal are where they are now because they spent 10 years pondering whether they were regressing, backed up by a whole group of visionless fans who cautioned it might be a mistake to let someone with dead ideas leave. We tried to fix a decade of complacency with a tier 2 managers and that crushed us further. Emery is your warning against ‘tried and true’ at the level we can play at. We now have a coach at the club that has the right future for us… it’s taking longer than hoped to cut out the rot, but I promise you, we will get there.

There’s no silverbullet out of this mess though, it’s going to be a slog and the pandemic made everything worse. But we’re Arsenal. There’s every chance this summer builds on a brilliant January. We have exceptional kids coming through the ranks everyone is excited about. If we stick to the plan, the fruits will be sweet… if we give up and go tier 2, we’re not going anywhere for a long time.

Let’s see what we have today… Slavia Prague would be a great place for the kids to remind us that the future is bright. x

 

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TeeCee

No subs by the Saucy one. Total clown. 68th Sub min coming up as usual.

Leedsgunner

Trust Arsenal to lose a game easier to win.

MidwestGun

Another XG goal… now if we could just get some real goals.

London gunner

what was up that scoop shot bizarre technique and finish. A simple side foot to either side would have done.

Useroz

Be fair to saka

DUIFG

The lack of urgency is actually startling.

Why is laca so deep

Leedsgunner

And before anyone kicks off… a draw in this game is akin to a loss.

Samir

Bring on Martinelli and Azeez.
Willian and Xhaka off.

Nelson

Laca is missing all the chances.

Soham

Arteta clapping for the awful pass from willian

Batistuta

The manager knows he is allowed to make changes or that this is the home leg right?

London gunner

saka has been our best player so not really making sense to drag him off

Wiglaf

SAGGApril 8, 2021 21:15:23
Saka is a very average footballer, no pace, no dribbling no finishing, he shines because his teammates are garbage but in a proper team he would be on the bench permanently.

His ability to cross, pass, spot the run and make the right choice in the final third is what sets him apart

Buzzy

Still no changes by the coward

Batistuta

lol Willian

Mr Serge

I am sorry that’s awful finishing from a supposed top striker we are not winning this trophy

Matt B

Most of the players seem to have declined these last few months

TheLegendaryDB10

Batistuta

The generational manager knows best apparently.

LeMassiveCoq

Auba would have at least a brace by now if played through the middle. Poor choice in Laca qualidee tonight

Dissenter

Why is Arteta still leaving Willian on?

Useroz

5 subs allowed right??

None of our 10 or so warming the bench could help in any way shape or form, with less than 25 min to go , while we sorely need goals??

Batistuta

Arteta is such a reactionary manager

Wiglaf

Speed of Willian there! He does have legs
Arteta is terrified
Too negative
He will bomb out of the Europa
No way is he winning this

Paddy Gooner

Wheres the subs ffs

London gunner

Did martinelli bang areta wife?

LeMassiveCoq

Why are there no subs? I have been supporting MA up till now but doubt is creeping in

TeeCee

‘Why is Arteta still leaving Willian on?’

Because he brought him in so he has to try to justify the enormous error!

azed

There’s a reason why Aubameyang is the best striker at the club.

JOEL

FFS take off Willian and put on Martinelli..or even Pepe..
Someone who is capable of getting into the box

Jaroda

Martinelli!!!!!

SUGA3

Arteta won’t give Martinelli 30 minutes, let alone the whole half, as he might score a couple and show him up for the clueless mug that he is.

Arteta out.

Leftside

When is Elneny coming on although we need a goal? This is horrific, this side are drab and this manager is in way over his head.

Useroz

Just don’t take aaka off, injury excepting

Foxy

Has any one seen Bellerin overlap today,? Playing strangely deep

DUIFG

Fucking finally, 30 mins too late

Bertfish

Don’t think I can stomach another 2 years of Willian…had a fucking nuff

London gunner

martinelli finally coming on

Venga, Dani

Willian is such a bad signing. No pace anymore.

Useroz

Martinelli … for who?? Willian?

DM

I didn’t see the Liverpool game (it was a Jewish festival)… Was the performance worse than this??

Nelson

Laca looks tired.

Useroz

Fuck sake ref

Useroz

Still instructing Martinelli? Taking ages

Foxy

Nice bit of edge from Cedric

Mr Serge

Come on and save us kid

London gunner

DM

let’s just say it wasn’t kosher

vickingz

Arteta and his forty thieves

SUGA3

> have the front three all below 6 dr
> think pumping crosses into the opposition’s box is da shiznit of a game plan

DM

Useroz

Arteta looked at the clock and realised it’s still too early to make a meaningful change

Jaroda

Tactical pass for the substitution there

Jaroda

Tactical pass for the substitution there

London gunner

what fuck was the ref doing stopping play

Buzzy

Lol partey did that so Gabi can come in..more importantly Willian can fuck off..good boy Partey

Soham

Partey is shit

Useroz

19yo on for a 39yo Brazilian 😆😆

TeeCee

what a fucking disaster Partey is……

Nelson

What’s wrong is Partey. So many bad passes.

Foxy

Why only one sub not three

Wiglaf

What did I say
Partey is a donkey sold as a thoroughbred

MidwestGun

Hopefully Martinelli puts pressure on their gimp Keeper… Terrible with the ball .

Dissenter

Partey js such a wanker
World class indeed

Useroz

Is it the food, Partey? Where’s your energy and strength 💪 gone??

Mr Serge

Lads is this depressing isn’t it ?

SWG

I just do not get it I really don’t. What the fuck is wrong with these players?! Say what you want about arteta and I am not protecting him but these players are inept. It’s out of any mangers control

Nelson

Laca can’t move now!!!

Batistuta

The manager knows we have 5 subs yea

Jaroda

Closer than his average shots

Useroz

Partey went low on the shot couple of yards wide

Bertfish

Partey ain’t cutting it & there were people on here pissing there pants when he signed…

Paulie

How bad is Thomas partey

Venga, Dani

Partey lowering his game to meet our level

Wiglaf

Great play laca again
That’s where you wanted Pepe running onto that

Dissenter

Arteta isn’t impeding anyone
These players are regressing
Gabriel was a stallion when he first came to Arsenal, now she’s a donkey

Jaroda

Laca off now!!

vickingz

Partey after partey after partey after partey

DM

London gunner

Lol, yeh I’m sure it was shit, I just can’t imagine it being worse than this

Graham

I recall at one stage Pedro saying for several weeks that us losing Partey (for a few games) due to injury was as big if not bigger an impact as Liverpool losing VvD (for the entire season)

Like the rest of his Arteta excuses it’s looking pretty threadbare now.

Useroz

What’s to lose swapping auba for laca….

Fuck …that was so very close to conceding

Dissenter

* Arteta isn’t improving anyone

Jaroda

Have any of these players seen a goal before?

Paddy Gooner

Why cant any of our players shoot at the goal

Nelson

What a fucking clearance was that from Cedric…

DM

3-0 against Liverpool actually looks a great result if this is our level

Dissenter

Wiglaf/Don/Unai
Aren’t you so happy that we didn’t come out of the blocks fighting?

Leedsgunner

Aren’t we glad we have such a GENERATIONAL coach?

😂😂😂

Batistuta

Surely you’d be inclined to give your best striker some time against a bunch of farmers right?

DUIFG

Fuck me holding got roasted there, yet saliba isn’t good enough, arteta you break me

SUGA3

Cedric wtf

Useroz

Saka off. Hummmmm

Partey I over too.

Laca off too

Ok. 15min or so to go…. Pepe, auba and elneny

MidwestGun

Whoaaaaa their player did a Lacazette. not sure how he missed everything.

Useroz

Auba nearly ….

Paddy Gooner

Should be 1 down

Wiglaf

Thought that was it

So that’s Leno Partey auba Gabriel sokratis Luiz Willian torriera Suarez Guendouzi Lichtensteiner all brought in and disappointed for me

Useroz

Replay shows poor contact with aubas boot ie poor shot

Buzzy

Smith rowe is the only one whol looks naturally comfortable with the ball at his feet

Dissenter

Throw everything at the wall
Let’s see what sticks

Why wait till so goddam let?

Venga, Dani

Mikel worse than Wenger at subs. 77th minute piss off.

Nelson

Auba, What a miss!!!

Batistuta

Lol El Neny

Venga, Dani

Can no one on our team play football? jesus f c

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