RUNNING UNPOPULAR EQUATIONS

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There is a story doing the rounds via Eurosport that basically states Martin Ødegaard isn’t quite sure about Arsenal next season because though he buys into the project Arteta is selling, there are some other players that don’t.

Now, Eurosport has zero credibility for stories like this but as with most made up rumours, there’s a grain of truth that makes it believable. Arsenal boast a small collection of handsomely paid senior players that do not give a fuck and their bad behaviour tends to only be inconsequential when the hungry young kids put on a show.

This is where the football equations about the future of Arteta start kicking into gear.

Suppose we sack him tomorrow, what type of manager do you want at Arsenal?

Let’s talk about the game-changing rockstars. There are very few in world football that can take you to the top just because of their personal IP. Pep G, Conte, Klopp, Zizou, and maaaaybe Poch. Diego Simeone, the highest paid rockstar at £38m a season, is not on the list now. We cannot match any of those names for salary demands or transfer kitty.

Arsenal has spent the last 6 year pissing transfer money away. There’s no warchest in 2021. If a rockstar doesn’t have money to spend, they tend not to move. Maybe you get lucky with someone like Klopp, but really, he moved to Liverpool because he beleived in the owners vision. We don’t have that pull with KSE. That’s not me being down on Arsenal, we are massive, but right now, we’re at our lowest ebb for mostly everything a rockstar would look for in a move.

The second tier of managers you can look towards are the more experienced hands that aren’t quite elite in 2021. Names like Luis Enrique, Louis Van Gaal, Lopetegui, Eddie Howe, and probably Nuno. Guys that’ll come in and crack heads, play the discipline card, but ultimately, not really move you forward as a football club. People talk about Allegri, but I can tell you, there’s a reason he’s not in a job at the minute. His hardcore disciplinarian approach and his bland football wouldn’t work for the fans or the players, not to mention a name like that has already demanded huge wages and a fat war chest we didn’t have 3 seasons ago.

This batch of managers will run into the same problems that Arteta is having. Do you think the squad of players that downed tools on Wenger and Emery would react strongly to someone coming in with an iron fist? I have my doubts. Players will go along for the ride, suss that we didn’t hire in elite, then we’ll see what happened under Emery. Pretty much the exact thing that is going on at Spurs at the moment, and Jose is like, the king of 2nd tier management these days.

Then you get into the next tier of managers. The innovative new generation of coaches that are breaking in at clubs all around Europe. This is my preferred tier for a club in the state we’re in right now. This is where the opportunity is to jump a couple of levels without spending a lot of money, because these people build highly technical teams that think differently, it’s a truly transformational approach that can really move you forward if you make it work. The football is exciting, the style constantly evolves, and it future proofs your club. Top clubs will start pulling from this batch of managers within the next 3 years.

Nagelsmann is #1 here, but he is not going to Arsenal because he knows he works best in a structure built to support him, he’s also well out of our range right now. But say there’s another Nagelsmann in Germany, that wants to coach innovative style of cognitive football… do you think the reaction from our current batch of players is going to be any different? Do you honestly believe the things Arteta is asking of players would be vastly diferent under another innovative coach? I don’t think so. Worth noting that Nagelsmann doesn’t work with top tier players on mega money and most of his squad is very young by design. We are a whole different ball game when it comes to ego management.

Every coach is going to ask more of Auba. No elite manager is starting William Saliba in the Premier League this season. Every young coach is going to expect every player to give more. Every coach coming to Arsenal will 100% ask our players to do things they’re not used to doing and that will not go down well with a squad that has consistently shown it lacks character. Also… any young innovative coach that is asked to be the MANAGER is going to fumble around whilst they find their footing. Mistakes will happen whoever you bring in at this tier, because this model usually only works when the machine around them is prebuilt and rock solid.

Arteta is in the innovator category. He’s one of the best young coaches in Europe, people might not appreciate it right now, but circumstances are improving even if you choose to ignore them. There are problems he’s made worse, no doubt, that’s part of the cost of hiring a rookie. At a normal club, he’d have been protected by a Luis Campos or Ralph Rangnick. We’re not a normal club. But here’s the thing… the place he’s taking the football is where we need to be heading. There’s no such thing as a middle ground. Short-cutting like Moyes takes you nowhere in the longterm. Arsenal need to hit the Champions League then be ready to compete, that is the job Arteta needs to deliver, and he has the right coaching to do that.

So Arsenal either jump ship mid-ocean, in a project that has been tracking well since Christmas, or they see it out and build back properly.

Given the options above, it’s pretty clear why Arsenal are very likely going to stick it out with Arteta. The coaching is paying dividends, things only tend to fall apart when we have to revert to the pre-Xmas starting 11. Our issues have never been clearer. We have some character flaws to address and we need to exit the error makers. There’s no secret wedge of cash ready to activate this summer, nor would there be for another manager, so it’s probably more cost effective to stick to the same coach that has us mostly tracking like a top 4 team since Christmas.

There are also some pretty simple things the club could do to help Arteta out. Vinai should not be sanctioning a new move for David Luiz. He’s a comfort blanket that makes errors, doesn’t show for games he thinks are beneath him, and he’s just had surgery at 34. He also shares an agent with Edu. Let his new deal sunset this summer and bring William Saliba into the fold.

Edu should be doing all he can to move on the problem characters this summer. Tell certain players they won’t land game time if they don’t leave and ease them out the door. Don’t wait until the last day of the window to have tough conversations. There is no one over the age of 25 we should be refusing transfers. I’d put Auba on that list, if someone wants him on a free, let him leave.

Arsenal should staff up with young players, if the fans see a notable shift in that starting 11 next season, it’ll make life easier in the stadium. Arteta should also fix his storytelling, because despite being very good at talking to the media, he’s shite at articulating a clear vision.

Tell the fans we’re going on a journey. Give us goals that go beyond top 4. What does the football look like? How are we going to do it? What do we need to fix? Repeat it over and over again. If it takes 3 years, tell the fans, be honest… because part of the issue we have right now is we’re all working off Willian taking us to Champions League glory in two season. Not happening. So pivot to a story we can get excited about. Inspire the fans the way you inspire the kids like ESR.

Arsenal are where they are now because they spent 10 years pondering whether they were regressing, backed up by a whole group of visionless fans who cautioned it might be a mistake to let someone with dead ideas leave. We tried to fix a decade of complacency with a tier 2 managers and that crushed us further. Emery is your warning against ‘tried and true’ at the level we can play at. We now have a coach at the club that has the right future for us… it’s taking longer than hoped to cut out the rot, but I promise you, we will get there.

There’s no silverbullet out of this mess though, it’s going to be a slog and the pandemic made everything worse. But we’re Arsenal. There’s every chance this summer builds on a brilliant January. We have exceptional kids coming through the ranks everyone is excited about. If we stick to the plan, the fruits will be sweet… if we give up and go tier 2, we’re not going anywhere for a long time.

Let’s see what we have today… Slavia Prague would be a great place for the kids to remind us that the future is bright. x

 

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Gazzap

Subs look sharp. 78 minutes

Arsnil

just as well they are as poor as we are

Useroz

Why the he’ll is our passing so fuxking poor

Useroz

So is out shooting

Leedsgunner

Didn’t we beat this lot 7-0 last time we faced them?

London gunner

Well if we finish this game without slp scoring we will probably go through but its not exactly confidence inspiring.

Venga, Dani

Getting that cedric soares quality. God this team is so unlikeable outside of Gabi M, tierney, saka, and smith rowe

Jaroda

Batistuta, I think you’ll find it’s spelt Mo El Neny

Useroz

Leedgunner…. that was a different Era, and manager

Dissenter

The media need to ask Arteta;”what’s the deal with Willian?”

Useroz

Oh….so close Martinelli

DUIFG

Why did we wait 77 mins to bring the best team out, auba

Jaroda

Megs with a header from bellerin?

Nelson

At least, Auba is fresh.

Wiglaf

That was a dangerous corner
Pepe making the difference since he’s come on
Why is Arteta leaving him out so often

MidwestGun

Ohhh… how many chances are we going to miss.. crazy.

Jaroda

This game was crying out for the changes at 55 mins

London gunner

I hope I’m wrong but it seems like arteta made the subs too late

Buzzy

Imagine being on 350k a week and voluntarily looking like an opium fixer from the caribbean

Paddy Gooner

Gonna be one of them nights

Useroz

Jezzz Martinelli sprints so faster than willian

Graham

One of them seasons I think

Jaroda

Willian runs like he has his wages in his pockets

Useroz

Auba looks”fresh” cos he’s playing thru the middle

PEPEEEEEEEEE

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Jaroda

Pepe!!

DUIFG

I’m sorry but the lack of subs was criminal by arteta,

Laca William and even saka to a lesser degree stinking the joint yet wait to 77 mins.

Piss poor

raptora

Auba and Pepe haters where??????????

TheLegendaryDB10

Arteta is worse than AW. AW really wanted his set up to function in his blind belief that his very familiar (and in most cases proven system) will work and leave subs late.

Arteta, on the other hand, has the absolute fear of failing to the extent that he won’t admit to himself that his setup is wrong and will wait as long as possible to be proven wrong before making a change.

Well, that’s how it feels like anyway.

Mr Serge

At last well done Pepe

London gunner

arteta got his line up totally wrong the inclusion of willian is baffling

Nelson

Finally, Pepe the prince!!!

Chris

Thank goodness for that! Pepe held his nerve very well, will take that to Prague now.

Bertfish

Brilliant Pepe! That’s why you should be starting ahead of Willian every fucking week!

Matt

‘ Willian runs like he has his wages in his pockets’

Best comment of the day!! 😄

MidwestGun

Thank you Pepe… needed that..

DUIFG

My boy Pepe , wake up arteta you dickhead

Jaroda

£72m well spent and I won’t hear any other argument.

Buzzy

Fuck yesssßsssssssssssssssss

Dissenter

Pepe was super fast there

London gunner

pepe should always start europa games

Batistuta

I mean it wasnt that hard to see that pace was what would hurt this Slavia team

SUGA3

Wooooo

See? Was it so fucking hard?

Wiglaf

What did i say you cunts
PEEEEEEPEEEEEE
FUCK YOU
How’s that for moments?
Great finish
Do not drop this boy again

TheLegendaryDB10

Finally!!!!!!!!

Nice little goal by Pepe!!!

All very late but very welcome nonetheless.

Paddy Gooner

Pepeeeeeee

Nelson

Pepe can ding the ball much better than Laca.

Useroz

Pepe just repaid £2m of his 72m fee👌

Mr Serge

Pepe is far better than wiilian

raptora

Insane finish by Pepe. Great assist by Auba.

DM

Arteta should’ve made a change at half time (prob willian off for martinelli), and then another couple at 60/65. No idea what goes through his head when he watches us play like shite for 70 mins and keeps things the same

Dissenter

Does Willian get to that ball first?

Useroz

Ceballos better plays like a strong man in the remaining minutes

Batistuta

Sure we will get Willian stink the place out next week again

Samir

The criticism Auba received after the Liverpool game seems to have given him a kick up the arse.

Pepe great goal. He’s trying much more this season.

Buzzy

Ceballos on to execute the customary fuckup

Wiglaf

Hats off to Aubameyang
Very good touch and oass
Uncharacteristic but if he showed the hunger and desire he’s showed in tonight’s cameo I’d have not much to be critical of

Useroz

Rather restarting the Partey , than ceballos

Dissenter

Get a second FFS

GunnerWomble

Good upper body strength to hold off the defender. Wouldn’t have done that 6 months ago…

Sly

Much maligned and poorly analyzed Pepe strikes again
🤙🏽

Paddy Gooner

It’s about time we gave them a goal now😭😭

Foxy

The more pace we play with the better Auba and Pepe can perform as they have space to run into.

Useroz

Auab made the assist around the middle, not the left,… the generational one takes note!t

Nelson

Just take the ball the the corner.

Paddy Gooner

Ah. Ceballos to get an og

LeMassiveCoq

@Useroz.

Spot on. 70 mill to go. He is growing on me though…

London gunner

have to give props to auba for his awareness of pepe run and the execution of the pass. Auba link up play has actually looked pretty good today.

let’s hope arteta doesn’t drop pepe once again

Samir

Willian purposely takes up positions to hide in the game…He’s always hovering around but offers nothing offensively.

Pepe has to start the next game.

Useroz

Pace was the obvious difference after the subs came on… why didn’t we play quicker from the first minute ?

Useroz

Soares…boot it forward

Nearly paying dearly

Leno great save

raptora

Sack the cunt already!

Arsnil

why not push for a second. They’re useless

Gazzap

Cedric has had an extremely poor game. 2/10 maximum

Samir

Haha we deserved that.

Arteta you gimp. I’ve had enough of him.

Useroz

Soares…boot it forward

Nearly paying dearly

Leno great save

FUCK

All because Soares didn’t boot it up the field….

FUCK

Mr Serge

Oh ffs why can’t we defend

Jaroda

That’s on Soares. He doesn’t need to pass it back to Gabriel

DM

We deserve that. FS

karim

Typical

MidwestGun

Whoaaa.. that was close.

SWG

Cedric is painfully bad at LB

vickingz

Gabriel is really not much different from mustaffi

raptora

Holding is hopeless.

Batistuta

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

GunnerWomble

F*ck

Jaroda

14 games. No clean sheet

Useroz

Holding missed the header, again

MidwestGun

Yep… and there it is.. Fuck sake.

SWG

I fucking hate this club!

Sly

Lol

azed

Lol

Dissenter

Arteta ball😁😁😁

Leno needs new gloves

Once a week matches here we come…

Useroz

This is kids stuff. Embarrassing

TheLegendaryDB10

Slavia draw
..

Massive facepalm…..

How very Arsenal that goal.

Samir

Perfect for Slavia now at home.
They’ll sit back and counter attack us. Have not lost a home game this season have they.

Arteta out.

andy1886

Villarreal one up at Zagreb, still looking like it could be on!

vickingz

Arteta’s arsenal at its best

Benjamin

We drew. Progress!!!

Gazzap

Arteta out. Poor team. Poor subs. Nothing until 78 minutes. You cannot defend Arteta. Awful awful manager.

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