Who else is getting very excited about the Spurs game?
Have you been sending all sorts of shit to their fans?
No response?
Send some more.
THEN BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES IF IT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG ON SATURDAY.
Airplane mode for 6 days straight.
Look at that meme, a thing of beauty. Crafted from my own fingertips. It’s incredible because it is relatable. It’s relatable to me because I MADE IT.
There’s been a lot of chest thumping from fans saying ‘IT’S ALL ABOUT WHERE WE FINISH’, and yes, this is true, and if we deal with Spurs, United and the slew of tough away games, then yes, Emery is the master of the universe.
Arsenal is everyone’s best pal when things are going to shit. They are the sleeping bear that Timothy Treadwell is goading in the meme. This weekend will mark the total collapse of their season, or it’ll mark a nasty cut to the Achilles heel of our #Top3 dreams. United are plodding along very efficiently, Chelsea has title blood in their veins, so despite sitting pretty… it could all turn Shaqiri gurning levels of ugly if we don’t strike while Spurs are weak.
Again, I’ll reiterate this point: 3 of our best players are coming into form and fresher than James Blake one-liner on Twitter.
That is a huge advantage if Emery can keep them all motivated until the end of the season.
Some great numbers doing the rounds yesterday. Mikhi has better stats than Dele Alli, Zaha, Lingard and Willian despite playing less games than all of them.
Maybe Sven did pull off a madness? You only appreciate them when they’re dead… or resigned.
Bobby P has taken a huge gulp of air and got down to some serious brown nosing with the mighty, infallible, NEW King of Arsenal.
“He fits the mould of the type of player that Arsenal look for with our style of football. He’s excellent at dribbling, has superb vision & his overall technique is top class. He has spent a lot of time working with Iniesta which has improved his game massively”
Trying to cover his tracks, he weighed in on the Ozil debate after the German had been returned to first team duties.
“Its vital that Emery finds a space for Ozil in the team. It would be a big step backwards for the club if they sell him. He recently extended his contract & there’s no arguing that he is one of, if not, the best player in Arsenal’s squad”
HARRY KANE ESCAPES BAN FOR HEAD BUTT BECAUSE HE IS SENSITIVE. F*cking jokes, blud.
FINALLY, Mesut Ozil has scored in the last three games he’s started with Jenko. All this time and the answer to unlocking Mesut was sleeping in an Arsenal-themed tent outside the training ground.
FIRST NAME ON THE TEAM SHEET THIS SATURDAY, FAM.
Right, I think that’s about as much Arsenal as I can handle today. But before I go…
Kieran Trippier’s own goal last night is even better with the World Cup commentary from his free kick v Croatia and Titanic music 😅 pic.twitter.com/SMjme95ie7
— Ryan Williams (@razza699) February 28, 2019
Laca for me over auba all day every day
A loss wouldn’t hurt so badly now
Emery did his job
Terrible
Spurs have been jammy cunts all season.
No surprise.
terrible penalty.
made it easy for lloris
Aubameyang is an idiot
That’s about as bad a penalty as you’re likely to see.
Should’ve given it to Ozil. Auba looked shook
You can’t blame Emery he has fucking useless players.
such a bad pen
How the fuck can he miss that.
Knew he was going to bottle the pen as soon as I saw he was taking it.
Not goof enough. Ultimately, neither of our strikers is good enough.
We will always bottle every decent situation we have. Always.
6th this season and out of the EL as soon as we face Chelsea.
It’s PEA who needs to be sold, not Laca. The guy is average.
He should spend mre time practising penalties instead of byuing Lambos.
How the fuck hasn’t he found Ozil there!
What a shit pen by Auba. The follow-up even worse
Laca scores that penalty
Aubameyang continues is fucking awful conversion attempts from crosses.
you gotta lift penalties. on the floor unless right in the corner is too easy.
Fucking hell. I can’t believe Auba. Both he and Lacazette have pissed me off big time today. How can you miss a fucking penalty on 90th minute to win the game. How can you do that? How? I give up.
Aubameyang is pathetic. Don’t take the pen if you don’t believe you can score.
1 point stolen for the spuds thanks Kane the serial diver.
Auba has had a mare
So weak and limp with his attempts.
Mhki scores the penalty….we need to give those to players who know how to.
You can’t blame Emery for shit players like Aubameyang.
Once again we only have ourselfes to blame.
For fucking fucks sake
Feels like a loss.0
This is just rubbish officiating really. Can’t calm down the heated match at all.
2 points lost the cheats
If that’s red then do should the Rose studs up against Leno
That is NEVER a red. Collapses his leg in anticipation of hitting the man after winning the ball.
Rose on Leno was twice as bad. Fuck off you useless cunt official
This is why no other top club fancied Auba. Shite.
Ozil caused that bullshit red card with the pathetic cross
He couldn’t even cross the ball properly
Torriera had to save a point
F*cker
silly from torr.
left his studs up.
“It’s PEA who needs to be sold, not Laca. The guy is average.”
Ofcourse you would, TR7.
You are the moron who thinks goals and trophies are overrated.
We know where you stand.
Fucking auba
Dale
Silly comment. One, one could just as easily say that Aubameyang would have finished one of the chances Lacazette missed in the first. Two, we never would have had that penalty if Lacazette was in, as he doesn’t have the length and pace to get in behind Sanchez and create that penalty.
Both strikers have been unsatisfactory today, and both strikers are not quite good enough, in truth.
Wow, havent watched a more annoying game of footy in years and Arsenal regularly make the blood boil
Straight red, well it was coming. How PEA didn’t score a crucial goal beggars belief
and guess what Torreira straight red will mis Manure,nice one just to put the icing on the cake.
I’m not sure who else should have taken the pen.
Rose should have been sent off as well.
If you look at the replay you will see that wanker Aubameyang hit the ball down on the turf before Vertonghen tackled him. Any clean contact and it was in regardless.
Never a red! Got the fucking ball!!
Should have been 4 up. 2 missed from Laca, 1 from Auba, offside no penalty then Aubameyang passes it to Lloris for our penalty.
Fucking robbed!
Fuck both our forwards fucking bottlers.
Our 100 millon strikeforce lost us this game.
Both strikers not good enough today.
It should have been a clear victory.
2 points dropped.
No doubt.
If that’s a red then Rose should have been a red
Its not for nothing that Xhaka rhymes with caca.
We had this game in the bag
Some really bad officiating here this was our game to win we fucked ourselves too
LOLZ.
Three matches without our better midfielder. Damn, we are pathetic.
No discipline.
So freaking frustrating,what the fuck Auba ????????????
Spuds were just lucky
Emery is doing miracles consodering how averag most of our players are.
We should’ve won that one than once. Poor refereeing, even worse double miss from Auba.
Deflated.
I fucking hate Danny Rose that fucking cheater
Need to beat Manure at home, nothing else will do.
The refereeing in this league is pitiful and the media’s favourite team Tottenham are also overrated as well.
As for Mustafi and Auba, both are disgraceful. Ruined the teams hard work today.
The red card was laughable. Taylor had an awful game.
ref was utter wank. As per. studs to chest is fine but studs to shin is red. got it.
mhiki was our best attacking player, laca and auba should go back to shooting practise. We will end up 6th at the end of the weekend. thanx yah wankers.
That’s a shame. We should’ve gotten the win there; those would have been three massive points. Both Lacazette and Aubameyang let us down today.
Good performance let down by individual errors by weak personalities.
Just wait till we get the right players in the summer.
Rambo, you won’t get it, so I would rather not waste my energy.
Auba boy smiling now is he. Why didn’t anyone claim that penalty.
Well
That was shite wasnt it?
6th place and probs gonna get beat in the semis of the europa league.
After that Auba miss I’ll just take the rest of the season in the absurdity kind of way. Emery deserve his tenure this season already based on his match management. We should have won that already if not for suspect refereeing/calamitious players that will be sold this summer.
I would sell Laca and Auba and start rebuilding with Icardi and some youth…dembele? Zaha as an attacker.
We have to do something as this team is stagnant.
3 match ban for Torreira innit?
gambon and that tory cunt were spot on with their predictions..fucking morons.
I mean you’d take it before kick off but what a missed opportunity. If the lineman does his job if Mustafi wasn’t so god awful and if Aubameyang wasn’t such a bottler we’d have a deserved win. Perfect second half performance I thought bar one or two instances
This defense is keystone cop.Everytime a ball comes in its like a deer in the headlight.
It just beggars belief. I am shaking with rage. Why is it that we seem to bottle things like that? It’s just a piss take. A chance to consolidate our position with a win away to Spurs and what do we do? We miss a penalty that virtually wins the game.
Auba sucks today
Anyone notice Ozil’s contribution?
2 crap teams.
I said all week Spurs would get their first draw, it just that it feels like we lost.
Lava missed 2 clear chances and Auba a penalty.
Always thought not a game for Ozil.
Kane offside before getting a penalty.
Seriously bad officiating.
Take the draw though so not the worst result.
Biggest loss is LT for United and 2 away games.
Rose played for that as he’s been playing for decisions all game.
AFC should appeal the red.
I think we missed Kolasinac in this one, his power and direct running was sorely missed.
Can’t fault Emery on this one, did the business. Mustafi, Laca, and Auba need a good look in the mirror.
Worst of the bunch for me was Auba. You can miss chances and make rash decisions, but there’s no redemption for a penalty in the final minute having zero conviction. You’re on 200k because you’re supposed to have the personality to at least give a good account. Awful, awful penalty.
Shame that Auba missed the pen because he won the pen well getting in front of Sanchez.
Sanchez had a shocker today btw, At fault for the first Arsenal goal as well.
Mikki set up that Auba penalty and he was MOM today, Very impressed with his overall play today. No need for Ozil when Mikki shows he is not such a flaky waif after all. Well done to Mikki.
Clear as day that this team needs to lose the services of Mustafi and Xhaka. If Emery can’t see that then no sympathy if things go tits up for him.
Can someone really take Bamford serious? One, what’s silly? You. Two, Aubameyang misses quite a bit of the same chances Laca misses, maybe even worse with the amount of chances he is afforded, three, Bullshit! Laca doesn’t have the length and pace? WTf does that mean? Have you missed some of his goals? Are you saying Laca has no pace? Probably would get behind Sanchez or win the ball wohout tripping over the first place and scoring that goal one on one. So spare me the smart remarks Bamford, you’re spouting hypothetical when a “world class striker” misses a penalty… Read more »
Laca*
Actually you commie bastard, I had it down as a high scoring game.
Corbyn supports Arsenal. That’s a terrible indictment.
Oh well at least we did not lose
The television was showing Auba really nervous before the penalty he should never have taken it Mikki or Ozil should’ve taken it
Not a bad result and a fair one overall.
One of laca or Auba will be sold
We haven’t had a confident penalty taker since Arteta.
How tragic is that
Cacazette and Xhaca yeah?
Lol
Top four hopes over.
Shame for Emery. He deserved that three points and chance to get us back in Europe on the final stretch.
Auba is a useless overrated player who doesn’t know what it means to play s north London derby
How the fuck was that Red for Torr. Rose stamped in and clashed. Yes Rose was hit. It was a 50/50.
Rose should have been a red with his stidd into Leno ‘s chest. Was it not a Red with his foot fully off the ground.??
Fucking double standard.
Laca, Auba, Xhaka, Mustafi.
There’s a £100m. Take it and go down the casino and pop it on red.
See what happens.
Rose studded Leno and only gets a yellow yet Torreira gets the ball first and is given a red.
Ruined my weekend that has and my throat is sore as fuck and I’ve traumatised my 2 year old.
If you cant win an away game against a top four club in a game like this you never ever will,such an incredible opportunity wasted.
“AFC should appeal the red.”
Of course, especially as the FA always do us favors… lol
Guns of sf
“The television was showing Auba really nervous before the penalty he should never have taken it Mikki or Ozil should’ve taken it”
I don’t think anyone has been that impressed with Auba overall since he joined.
He can pad his goals stats against the lesser teams in the league like other strikers do tbf as well but we all know he is not top notch. Good to decent on his day but not top notch.