An angry bear awaits

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Who else is getting very excited about the Spurs game?

Have you been sending all sorts of shit to their fans?

No response?

Send some more.

THEN BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES IF IT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG ON SATURDAY.

Airplane mode for 6 days straight.

Look at that meme, a thing of beauty. Crafted from my own fingertips. It’s incredible because it is relatable. It’s relatable to me because I MADE IT.

There’s been a lot of chest thumping from fans saying ‘IT’S ALL ABOUT WHERE WE FINISH’, and yes, this is true, and if we deal with Spurs, United and the slew of tough away games, then yes, Emery is the master of the universe.

Arsenal is everyone’s best pal when things are going to shit. They are the sleeping bear that Timothy Treadwell is goading in the meme. This weekend will mark the total collapse of their season, or it’ll mark a nasty cut to the Achilles heel of our #Top3 dreams. United are plodding along very efficiently, Chelsea has title blood in their veins, so despite sitting pretty… it could all turn Shaqiri gurning levels of ugly if we don’t strike while Spurs are weak.

Again, I’ll reiterate this point: 3 of our best players are coming into form and fresher than James Blake one-liner on Twitter.

That is a huge advantage if Emery can keep them all motivated until the end of the season.

Some great numbers doing the rounds yesterday. Mikhi has better stats than Dele Alli, Zaha, Lingard and Willian despite playing less games than all of them.

Maybe Sven did pull off a madness? You only appreciate them when they’re dead… or resigned.

Bobby P has taken a huge gulp of air and got down to some serious brown nosing with the mighty, infallible, NEW King of Arsenal.

“He fits the mould of the type of player that Arsenal look for with our style of football. He’s excellent at dribbling, has superb vision & his overall technique is top class. He has spent a lot of time working with Iniesta which has improved his game massively”

Trying to cover his tracks, he weighed in on the Ozil debate after the German had been returned to first team duties.

“Its vital that Emery finds a space for Ozil in the team. It would be a big step backwards for the club if they sell him. He recently extended his contract & there’s no arguing that he is one of, if not, the best player in Arsenal’s squad”

HARRY KANE ESCAPES BAN FOR HEAD BUTT BECAUSE HE IS SENSITIVE. F*cking jokes, blud.

FINALLY, Mesut Ozil has scored in the last three games he’s started with Jenko. All this time and the answer to unlocking Mesut was sleeping in an Arsenal-themed tent outside the training ground.

FIRST NAME ON THE TEAM SHEET THIS SATURDAY, FAM.

Right, I think that’s about as much Arsenal as I can handle today. But before I go…

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Radio Raheem

Lacapussyclat

Fire

What’s Laca doing

MuddyGooner

Shocking miss

jasongms

Should have been 2nil

Thomas

Lol how can Xhaka not have been sent off by now?

Also Lacazette is average.

Just Another Customer

There he put Auba on now.

useroz

Laca off. Auba on.

Laca cannot not score that one.

Career make or break moment.

Bob N16

Again, right substitution…

Ishola70

mustafi doing his best to fvck things up.

fvck off from the centre mustafi

Kay

Getting too Nervous

Bamford10

Xhaka cannot be in the starting XI next season.

Guns of Brixton

Ffs lacs

Champagne charlie

That cunt TY embarrasses me as a gooner.

Auba on for Laca, that’s depth for you.

Samesong

The emery slap lol see that on Auba get him hyped up.

useroz

With Auba, we have less tenacity and link up but more pace.

Ishola70

still got two twats in the side

messrs mustafi and xhaka.

ever been the case

DaleDaGooner

Don’t like it. Not the right substitution there

useroz

All started with a rubbish flcik pass BT Mustafi.

Just Another Customer

Even in attack Mustafi try to fuck it up. Nearly got caught on the counter.

Ishola70

made a foul there but been impressed with mikki’s work rate today

jwl

Auba and Torr are two players who I wanted on at half time. Laca not at races today, Auba more clinical and Torr brings solidness to midfield so we not losing anything with subs.

Samesong

Yeah Mikki done well today.

TR7

The usual suspects again going over the top in their criticism against Laca. He is not the first striker to squander his chances.

Kay

Mikki is probably having his best game today I would say

DaleDaGooner

Need more from Ramsey now then.

Bamford10

Unnecessary foul. The slow Kane wasn’t going to get to that ball first.

Marko

He’s not happy at being taken off maybe he should have done better. We’re kinda playing on the counter which makes it perfect for Auba

Just Another Customer

Nice run and pass from Xhaka tho

DaleDaGooner

We’ve been getting those types of barges from them, good refereeing

Rambo Ramsey

TR7,

Get over yourself. Laca is not in the same league as Auba, Kane and Aguero.

Ishola70

TR7
“He is not the first striker to squander his chances.”

the replay showed that second chance was not a gimme actually. ball coming across him.

but his composure was disappointing today in front of goal.

Guns of Brixton

Need a 2nd goal

Dissenter

That’s what I meant by letting Poch show his hand

He’s thrown caution to the wind and is going all out

Ishola70

lol lamela comes on. he’s shit. never does anything of real note.

if we go down because of that certain sub serious questions would need to be asked.

Dissenter

There was a fella here who said he woful;d rather sell the car park than sell Lacazette

That’s how much he’s rated by some

Champagne charlie

We lose the ability to keep the ball with Ramsey as the third midfielder, he loses it too easy whereas Ozil inevitably finds a man. He’s served his purpose today

Tony

Finally the ref has got his 2020 vision back.

Paulinho

Charlie – Ramsey is not the third midfielder.

useroz

Mustafi so shit on passes and crosses

Bamford10

Lacazette is good, and he may be the better all-around CF than Aubameyang, but he isn’t good enough. If we want to be a top team — i.e., finish 1, 2 or 3 in the PL, compete in the CL — we’ll need a better central striker.

Ishola70

this half not as painful as i thought it would be.

seeing more of the ball. Spurs slowing down.

Tony

CC
Can Ozil handle the Spud’s physicality?

Champagne charlie

Paulinho

He’s advanced of the two, he’s the link, the player tasked to alleviate. He doesn’t keep the ball long enough or find a man to let us move up.

useroz

Stay cool boys.

67″ coming up.

DaleDaGooner

Leno distribution has not been good

TR7

Rambo

Yes not in the league of Aguero and Kane but PEA ? PEA is average.

Bamford10

If you could sell Lacazette and sign two excellent, first XI wide players, would you? I think I would.

Paulinho

Charlie – He’s not the third midfielder. He’s playing as a slightly deeper forward.

I hate him in this role though and wouldn’t be averse to him going off.

Not for Ozil though. He doesn’t keep it in these game either.

DaleDaGooner

Ramsey needs to come off.

Dissenter

That’s a red card offense
Very dangerous challenge. I hope the hasn’t brushed his ribs

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

What’s happened

useroz

Should be fucking RED.

Rose full stud into Leno FULL Speed.

Fuck off. Ref was weak.

Bob N16

Agree CC, only one sub left otherwise Ozil on for Rambo. Maybe 80th min….

Bamford10

We’re tiring. Koscielny is definitely tiring. 67 minutes.

DaleDaGooner

How did Kos let Lamela get a cross country n???? We’re trying to be comedic defensively

Bob N16

Ozil on, what do I know!

Dissenter

Ozil on for Ramsey?

Hmmm
Maybe he lays one for Auba to bury

Just Another Customer

Time for Özil to show his worth no more hiding now.

useroz

Ozil ready for battle looks like.

Champagne charlie

Paulinho

You’re splitting hairs mate. Mkhi and Iwobi are wide, Torreira/Xhaka the pivot, and Rambo floating in front between CM and the ST.

He’s not holding on to the ball, not finding a man, and Ozil is far far cuter in that position for me. What we lose in goal threat we make up for in control of the ball

jasongms

Ozil for Ramsey

Rambo Ramsey

TR7,

That explains how PEA has more goals than Kane, playing in a shittier team and also sharing the main striker mantle with your hero Laca.

Kay

Ozil getting ready

DaleDaGooner

Ozil?? I hope he’s coming on to bring a fight.

Ishola70

very good pass from mikki on the run.

Dissenter

I thought Auba would hit that one time
Laca would have…that’s the difference between them. Laca is more instinctive but isn’t prolific.

Bamford10

I wonder if we shouldn’t switch to three CBs. Tiring legs. Defensive lapses. Seems we should tighten things up. Emery going in a different direction, it seems.

Kay

Fantastic from Mikki

Paulinho

Charlie – I agree he is average as a number ten, He’s not playing as a third midfielder though, the same way Ozil was never a third midfielder when he played the same role or now.

Leftsidesanch

I would have kept Ramsey on hes good value in this game

Champagne charlie

On cue, Ozil for Ramsey in search of some control.

Mr Serge

Ffs

Bamford10

Great pass from Mkhitaryan.

DaleDaGooner

Aubameyang good have some better with that Mihki pass. Ramsey didn’t do much other than the goal.

Just Another Customer

This is bullshit typical PL ref.

Champagne charlie

Fucking typical. OFFSIDE

Paulinho

Cunt Mustafi.

Mr Serge

That’s offside shit linesman

Dissenter

It was offside t to start with

azed

WTF?

qna

That is fucking bullshit

bennydevito

Fuck sake Mustafi!!

Tony

Offside before penalty

gonsterous

Why is Mustafi in the team ???

Just Another Customer

Fucking Mustafi did the foul huh. Fucking self sabotage again.

useroz

Auba should gave done better.

Pen for diver. So easy and predictable.

Mustafi.

Kane offside to begin with.

Fuck off the ref

Champagne charlie

Cmon Leno, earn your bronze statue fella

jasongms

Fucking bs

Fire

Kane’s offside

Rambo Ramsey

Mustafi the moron strikes again

DaleDaGooner

Shit!

Ishola70

what a shock.

one of the twats gives away the pen.

if it’s not xhaka you can bet it’s mustafi

bennydevito

Fucking offside as well!!

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

Knew it would be a pen for that cunt

James.wood

Mustafi is a plank offside yes.

Leftsidesanch

Kane looked off there. So frustrating how many times are we cost by Mustafi the fooking idiot.

Radio Raheem

Offside

Paulinho

Fuck this shit.

Spurs are crap and we should be a couple of goals up.

DaleDaGooner

Mustafi is dumb! We need to get rid of him and Xhaka

Dissenter

He was sandwiched midair…not a penalty
Players are always going to jostle for space

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