Who else is getting very excited about the Spurs game?
Have you been sending all sorts of shit to their fans?
No response?
Send some more.
THEN BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES IF IT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG ON SATURDAY.
Airplane mode for 6 days straight.
Look at that meme, a thing of beauty. Crafted from my own fingertips. It’s incredible because it is relatable. It’s relatable to me because I MADE IT.
There’s been a lot of chest thumping from fans saying ‘IT’S ALL ABOUT WHERE WE FINISH’, and yes, this is true, and if we deal with Spurs, United and the slew of tough away games, then yes, Emery is the master of the universe.
Arsenal is everyone’s best pal when things are going to shit. They are the sleeping bear that Timothy Treadwell is goading in the meme. This weekend will mark the total collapse of their season, or it’ll mark a nasty cut to the Achilles heel of our #Top3 dreams. United are plodding along very efficiently, Chelsea has title blood in their veins, so despite sitting pretty… it could all turn Shaqiri gurning levels of ugly if we don’t strike while Spurs are weak.
Again, I’ll reiterate this point: 3 of our best players are coming into form and fresher than James Blake one-liner on Twitter.
That is a huge advantage if Emery can keep them all motivated until the end of the season.
Some great numbers doing the rounds yesterday. Mikhi has better stats than Dele Alli, Zaha, Lingard and Willian despite playing less games than all of them.
Maybe Sven did pull off a madness? You only appreciate them when they’re dead… or resigned.
Bobby P has taken a huge gulp of air and got down to some serious brown nosing with the mighty, infallible, NEW King of Arsenal.
“He fits the mould of the type of player that Arsenal look for with our style of football. He’s excellent at dribbling, has superb vision & his overall technique is top class. He has spent a lot of time working with Iniesta which has improved his game massively”
Trying to cover his tracks, he weighed in on the Ozil debate after the German had been returned to first team duties.
“Its vital that Emery finds a space for Ozil in the team. It would be a big step backwards for the club if they sell him. He recently extended his contract & there’s no arguing that he is one of, if not, the best player in Arsenal’s squad”
HARRY KANE ESCAPES BAN FOR HEAD BUTT BECAUSE HE IS SENSITIVE. F*cking jokes, blud.
FINALLY, Mesut Ozil has scored in the last three games he’s started with Jenko. All this time and the answer to unlocking Mesut was sleeping in an Arsenal-themed tent outside the training ground.
FIRST NAME ON THE TEAM SHEET THIS SATURDAY, FAM.
Right, I think that’s about as much Arsenal as I can handle today. But before I go…
Kieran Trippier’s own goal last night is even better with the World Cup commentary from his free kick v Croatia and Titanic music 😅 pic.twitter.com/SMjme95ie7
— Ryan Williams (@razza699) February 28, 2019
Lacapussyclat
What’s Laca doing
Shocking miss
Should have been 2nil
Lol how can Xhaka not have been sent off by now?
Also Lacazette is average.
There he put Auba on now.
Laca off. Auba on.
Laca cannot not score that one.
Career make or break moment.
Again, right substitution…
mustafi doing his best to fvck things up.
fvck off from the centre mustafi
Getting too Nervous
Xhaka cannot be in the starting XI next season.
Ffs lacs
That cunt TY embarrasses me as a gooner.
Auba on for Laca, that’s depth for you.
The emery slap lol see that on Auba get him hyped up.
With Auba, we have less tenacity and link up but more pace.
still got two twats in the side
messrs mustafi and xhaka.
ever been the case
Don’t like it. Not the right substitution there
All started with a rubbish flcik pass BT Mustafi.
Even in attack Mustafi try to fuck it up. Nearly got caught on the counter.
made a foul there but been impressed with mikki’s work rate today
Auba and Torr are two players who I wanted on at half time. Laca not at races today, Auba more clinical and Torr brings solidness to midfield so we not losing anything with subs.
Yeah Mikki done well today.
The usual suspects again going over the top in their criticism against Laca. He is not the first striker to squander his chances.
Mikki is probably having his best game today I would say
Need more from Ramsey now then.
Unnecessary foul. The slow Kane wasn’t going to get to that ball first.
He’s not happy at being taken off maybe he should have done better. We’re kinda playing on the counter which makes it perfect for Auba
Nice run and pass from Xhaka tho
We’ve been getting those types of barges from them, good refereeing
TR7,
Get over yourself. Laca is not in the same league as Auba, Kane and Aguero.
TR7
“He is not the first striker to squander his chances.”
the replay showed that second chance was not a gimme actually. ball coming across him.
but his composure was disappointing today in front of goal.
Need a 2nd goal
That’s what I meant by letting Poch show his hand
He’s thrown caution to the wind and is going all out
lol lamela comes on. he’s shit. never does anything of real note.
if we go down because of that certain sub serious questions would need to be asked.
There was a fella here who said he woful;d rather sell the car park than sell Lacazette
That’s how much he’s rated by some
We lose the ability to keep the ball with Ramsey as the third midfielder, he loses it too easy whereas Ozil inevitably finds a man. He’s served his purpose today
Finally the ref has got his 2020 vision back.
Charlie – Ramsey is not the third midfielder.
Mustafi so shit on passes and crosses
Lacazette is good, and he may be the better all-around CF than Aubameyang, but he isn’t good enough. If we want to be a top team — i.e., finish 1, 2 or 3 in the PL, compete in the CL — we’ll need a better central striker.
this half not as painful as i thought it would be.
seeing more of the ball. Spurs slowing down.
CC
Can Ozil handle the Spud’s physicality?
Paulinho
He’s advanced of the two, he’s the link, the player tasked to alleviate. He doesn’t keep the ball long enough or find a man to let us move up.
Stay cool boys.
67″ coming up.
Leno distribution has not been good
Rambo
Yes not in the league of Aguero and Kane but PEA ? PEA is average.
If you could sell Lacazette and sign two excellent, first XI wide players, would you? I think I would.
Charlie – He’s not the third midfielder. He’s playing as a slightly deeper forward.
I hate him in this role though and wouldn’t be averse to him going off.
Not for Ozil though. He doesn’t keep it in these game either.
Ramsey needs to come off.
That’s a red card offense
Very dangerous challenge. I hope the hasn’t brushed his ribs
What’s happened
Should be fucking RED.
Rose full stud into Leno FULL Speed.
Fuck off. Ref was weak.
Agree CC, only one sub left otherwise Ozil on for Rambo. Maybe 80th min….
We’re tiring. Koscielny is definitely tiring. 67 minutes.
How did Kos let Lamela get a cross country n???? We’re trying to be comedic defensively
Ozil on, what do I know!
Ozil on for Ramsey?
Hmmm
Maybe he lays one for Auba to bury
Time for Özil to show his worth no more hiding now.
Ozil ready for battle looks like.
Paulinho
You’re splitting hairs mate. Mkhi and Iwobi are wide, Torreira/Xhaka the pivot, and Rambo floating in front between CM and the ST.
He’s not holding on to the ball, not finding a man, and Ozil is far far cuter in that position for me. What we lose in goal threat we make up for in control of the ball
Ozil for Ramsey
TR7,
That explains how PEA has more goals than Kane, playing in a shittier team and also sharing the main striker mantle with your hero Laca.
Ozil getting ready
Ozil?? I hope he’s coming on to bring a fight.
very good pass from mikki on the run.
I thought Auba would hit that one time
Laca would have…that’s the difference between them. Laca is more instinctive but isn’t prolific.
I wonder if we shouldn’t switch to three CBs. Tiring legs. Defensive lapses. Seems we should tighten things up. Emery going in a different direction, it seems.
Fantastic from Mikki
Charlie – I agree he is average as a number ten, He’s not playing as a third midfielder though, the same way Ozil was never a third midfielder when he played the same role or now.
I would have kept Ramsey on hes good value in this game
On cue, Ozil for Ramsey in search of some control.
Ffs
Great pass from Mkhitaryan.
Aubameyang good have some better with that Mihki pass. Ramsey didn’t do much other than the goal.
This is bullshit typical PL ref.
Fucking typical. OFFSIDE
Cunt Mustafi.
That’s offside shit linesman
It was offside t to start with
WTF?
That is fucking bullshit
Fuck sake Mustafi!!
Offside before penalty
Why is Mustafi in the team ???
Fucking Mustafi did the foul huh. Fucking self sabotage again.
Auba should gave done better.
Pen for diver. So easy and predictable.
Mustafi.
Kane offside to begin with.
Fuck off the ref
Cmon Leno, earn your bronze statue fella
Fucking bs
Kane’s offside
Mustafi the moron strikes again
Shit!
what a shock.
one of the twats gives away the pen.
if it’s not xhaka you can bet it’s mustafi
Fucking offside as well!!
Knew it would be a pen for that cunt
Mustafi is a plank offside yes.
Kane looked off there. So frustrating how many times are we cost by Mustafi the fooking idiot.
Offside
Fuck this shit.
Spurs are crap and we should be a couple of goals up.
Mustafi is dumb! We need to get rid of him and Xhaka
He was sandwiched midair…not a penalty
Players are always going to jostle for space