Who else is getting very excited about the Spurs game?
Have you been sending all sorts of shit to their fans?
No response?
Send some more.
THEN BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES IF IT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG ON SATURDAY.
Airplane mode for 6 days straight.
Look at that meme, a thing of beauty. Crafted from my own fingertips. It’s incredible because it is relatable. It’s relatable to me because I MADE IT.
There’s been a lot of chest thumping from fans saying ‘IT’S ALL ABOUT WHERE WE FINISH’, and yes, this is true, and if we deal with Spurs, United and the slew of tough away games, then yes, Emery is the master of the universe.
Arsenal is everyone’s best pal when things are going to shit. They are the sleeping bear that Timothy Treadwell is goading in the meme. This weekend will mark the total collapse of their season, or it’ll mark a nasty cut to the Achilles heel of our #Top3 dreams. United are plodding along very efficiently, Chelsea has title blood in their veins, so despite sitting pretty… it could all turn Shaqiri gurning levels of ugly if we don’t strike while Spurs are weak.
Again, I’ll reiterate this point: 3 of our best players are coming into form and fresher than James Blake one-liner on Twitter.
That is a huge advantage if Emery can keep them all motivated until the end of the season.
Some great numbers doing the rounds yesterday. Mikhi has better stats than Dele Alli, Zaha, Lingard and Willian despite playing less games than all of them.
Maybe Sven did pull off a madness? You only appreciate them when they’re dead… or resigned.
Bobby P has taken a huge gulp of air and got down to some serious brown nosing with the mighty, infallible, NEW King of Arsenal.
“He fits the mould of the type of player that Arsenal look for with our style of football. He’s excellent at dribbling, has superb vision & his overall technique is top class. He has spent a lot of time working with Iniesta which has improved his game massively”
Trying to cover his tracks, he weighed in on the Ozil debate after the German had been returned to first team duties.
“Its vital that Emery finds a space for Ozil in the team. It would be a big step backwards for the club if they sell him. He recently extended his contract & there’s no arguing that he is one of, if not, the best player in Arsenal’s squad”
HARRY KANE ESCAPES BAN FOR HEAD BUTT BECAUSE HE IS SENSITIVE. F*cking jokes, blud.
FINALLY, Mesut Ozil has scored in the last three games he’s started with Jenko. All this time and the answer to unlocking Mesut was sleeping in an Arsenal-themed tent outside the training ground.
FIRST NAME ON THE TEAM SHEET THIS SATURDAY, FAM.
Right, I think that’s about as much Arsenal as I can handle today. But before I go…
Kieran Trippier’s own goal last night is even better with the World Cup commentary from his free kick v Croatia and Titanic music 😅 pic.twitter.com/SMjme95ie7
— Ryan Williams (@razza699) February 28, 2019
Fucking Mustafi. Such a dumb player.
Glass of whisky and a revolver…. Mustafi, do the right thing.
Well
First things first Mustafi is a thick cunt and more importantly he was offside
We should of been 2 up
*looking at Lacazette*
👀
Cannot stand Mustafi. He’s so bad that you have to look into him, nobody can be this consistently bad.
how daft is mustafi ?? such a stupid thing to do.
all that hard work wasted because mustafi had yet another brainfart.
we really need to fvck off mustafi and xhaka from the first team next season.
then we might start going somewhere.
That was just horrible and can we score ???
Offside then soft pen. Home team decision.
Rose should’ve been sent off and Kane was offside. Nice one, ref, you cunt.
Mustafi needs to be dropped into the reserved mental midget nervous can’t perform in big match need to be brought to the backyard and get shot.
That’s fucking Wenger player for you.
Why the fuck Mustafi needed to shoulder Kane in any case???
Kos had Kane covered.
Fucking idiot that must be sold.
The Aiba miss was significant.
Now those missed chances will come back to haunt us
All the hard work gone to rubbles
See, told ya
…. dodgy pen !
Mustafi an idiot but everyone will blame emery for the penalty and the laca miss. it fits the narrative.
Good thing about conceding is that the nerves go away.
That was offside. Stupid from Mustafi and koscielny.
This is the type of match we need Lacazette/Aubameyang to make the difference.
None of Mustafi, Xhaka, Iwobi can be in the starting XI next season.
Offside. But I guess Karma for the Xhaka foul
The hapless Mustafi strikes again.
Along with Senderos, Cygan and him…the three muskabeers.
Mustafi should not be in the squad next season. He’s just not what we need
Hopefully we just go for it at this stage. I feel sorry for Emery. You can plan as much as you like but when you have individuals who consistently make poor mistakes what can you do.
GoH
nope, it’s all emerys fault. emery out.
What a joke the linesman was.
Couldn’t even keep up with the play from a fucking set-piece.
Soft as fuck penalty. I don’t agree it was a penalty in this league. And with this ref. Fuck off.
Regardless of the result he owes the team and fans a huge apology. Stupid error in a game where we have been comfortable.
Rose playing CM
Bam
I agree
Only iwobi flickers like he will do something, but it’s to far apart in games.
Mustafi has always been bollocks.
Even if we don’t get much for him lob the cunt out.
Offloading Mustafi and Xhaka in the summer should have been the first thing Emery did in the summer. At least Xhaka has done ok this season but Mustafi is irredeemable.
Xhaka needs to be careful but heck it’s a NLD
Up until the penalty. This was an absolute masterclass in management by Emery. The subs, the timing, the tactics have all been A1…..
Then the Wengerized player comes in and fucks everything up.
Put some respect on Emerys name.
He can’t, we can’t, the board and backroom staff can’t account for every mistake these ‘Wengerized’ players make. There are too many who SABOTAGE any progress we make.
wtf is xhaka doing?
There gonna nick this.
This ref is a cheating fucking cunt.
We have to sell Mustafi at the end of the season he is shit
how many points have mustafi lost us ? surely there’s a stat somewhere
gons
emery picks the side and apparently coaches defence.
“That was offside. Stupid from Mustafi and koscielny.“
Kos has nothing to do with it, he had good position. It was all Mustafi.
Dissenter
“Xhaka needs to be careful but heck it’s a NLD”
lol he acts the cunt every other game not just NLD derbies.
your consistent defence of this player is off, way off.
The fucking spurs song stolen from the saints (stolen from the original) is about as shit as the cunts that sing it.
Mustafa and xhaka have both had their dense cunt moments again this match
I feel deflated, you can take the opposition scoring from a well worked piece of play or skill but why are we always gifting teams goals.
Kos did nothing wrong. It was the idiot Mustafi who panicked.
Lino at fault who helpfully did not see THREE Spuds offside.
Shows how BIG the Laca miss was.
Aubamayang shite since he came on as well.
Embarrassingly knocked off the ball before their goal.
Not a fan of either him or Laca really.
Smh
GoH
exactly, I’m with you, emery out, how dare he miss that open goal and give away a penalty.
Scarred we will get beat now
Kos doesn’t have the rest of the game In him and Mustafi is unreliable….terrible cross from him there.
Ozil is weak
Ishola
Players are throwing physical challenges everywhere on the field
Xhaka is walking the thighs rope but hey …it’s working so far.
And Kane shouldn’t have been playing in the first bloody place.
emery in if we want relegation
‘Aubamayang shite since he came on as well.Embarrassingly knocked off the ball before their goal.’
Rambo thinks he is in the league of Aguero :p
DaleDaGooner
” Ozil is weak”
lol did you see him trying to put the spurs under pressure? fell over his own feet.
Let’s finish this fucking job lads. Smash and grab. Fuck this cheating cunt ref. We can do this.
You can see why Ozil isn’t them mean you need in game like this …that has gotten so physical.
Frustrated
putting ozil on was the wrong move. he can’t play in physical games. he can only play when we have a lion share of the possession.
Ozil has made so much difference ‘keeping the ball’ in the final third.
Cvnt
That’s a yellow card, isn’t it?
Goobergooner
“Mustafa and xhaka have both had their dense cunt moments again this match”
both need to be phased out of the first XI and pronto to see the club trying to get to a better level.
clear as day.
Once again our defenders cost us a certain win that is why you just pay those 70 mil for Koulibaly-
Spurs are a joke, how many players were offside there.
The search for some ball control continues with Ozil on the pitch……….
I d accept a draw. We must absolutely beat Utd.
Spuds still have to Pool and Citeh
Spurs dont do draws so please lets get the victory.
Cmonnnnn!
The next game is essential that we get points.
Same shove…same penalty
Auba ….good job
FINALLY JUSTICE DONE
Fucking pen for Auba fall.
Make it happend
mhiki omg..
Please no Mustafi next season and Kozzer
Bad officiating
Ref ….man of the match
PENAÆLTY
Ah! Mustafi is terrible, slide tackle was useless
Pen
Lol. Realised he fucked up the first one and evened it up. Do we have anyone that’s reliable. I don’t think so.
That’s right you cunts!
PENALTY for us
please oh please
Pls pls pls
Tell me more about Auba being mint.
Please oh please.
Pony strikers we seem to have
What a tame penalty
Ffs
I knew it. Auba is shit at pens. Mkhi would have been the man.
Ozil can’t be effective in games like this. Too slow, too soft, too physically weak. Good thing we have Mkhi.
Hashanah we can only laugh at this point. ffs
Auba you fucking cunt
auba is a bit shit yeah
You know what fuck it.
Fuck our strikers!!
Kill me now
Two rubbish pens. Evens out
I dont want to hear Auba is world class again.
My goodness
We’re doomed…
Can’t fault the manager…
It’s the personnel he has…
Fuck Aubameyang.
That was the shittest penalty ever!