Arsenal are apparently FURIOUS with Hannover’s treatment of precocious talent, Takuma Asano. They’re not playing him. Presumably, because his skills are so blinding, it damages the esteem of the other players. Bring him back to Arsenal, let him shine in the Premier League… allow his skills the greatest stage.
There’s really not a lot of good news to talk of…
Matteo is too much man😂 pic.twitter.com/qzc1VVVMAO
— Mathias 🐺 (@MathiasBleng) April 4, 2019
Matteo… the NEW banter king of North London? I think he jokes about his attraction to Ramsey, but it’s real, the love in his voice, just listen to the admiration… and damn, does Aaron dress well.
In other news… I was in work on Sunday for a pitch (poor me), grabbing a coffee in the Tribeca La Colombe, and I heard British voices in the vicinity, and I was like, ‘oh cool, British voices.’ I normally nod at fellow Brits and make hilarious quips about American’s like, ‘don’t tell them water is pronounced with a T, not a D’, so we can bond. ANYWAY, I turn around and it’s Kit bloody Harrington and Rose Leslie.
Jon flipping Snow ordering a chai latte with a dash of under-the counter-CBD-oil, right in front of my eyes (made that bit up). Did I say anything? No I didn’t. I remained cool. FOR THE… no… keep calm.
Anyway, there is a point to this:
THEN, I see last night that they were there for GOT season 8 Premiere… AND… Ramsey was with RAMSEY BOLTON.
Did you see how I connected all the relevant pieces?
FURIOUS EMERY ASKS WHY RAMSEY WAS IN NEW YORK
… could have been my headline.
I didn’t go there, you know why? Ramsey Bolton skins people alive, that’s why. I’m not fucking with that, even if it would have landed me mad hits.
Anyway, look at those Aaron threads. What a babe.
BARGAIN BIN TIME: So Zidance is looking to release Varane, Kroos, James, Mariano, Vallejo, Bale and Isco… anyone fancy a bit of that?
If our transfer strategy is to sit below the big boy tree and shake, I’d imagine Madrid, PSG, and Barca will have some gifts to roll our way at bargain prices. Be interesting to see who we jump in the mixer for. Rumours that Coutinho is up for sale as well…
Feed the below opinion right into my veins… FEED ME!
‘As a general point, I’d like to see more players who are legends with their clubs get a chance as managers or in the boardroom.’
Same here…but at United. I love the idea of someone just landing a job as a Sporting Director because they opened a place called Cafe Football in east London that closed down for being hideously expensive (and shite).
But to be honest, hideously expensive and shite are the top two attributes when hiring managers and players at United, so the fit would be perfect.
Let’s bring ALL the 1992 gang back together and watch it fail in slow motion for 5 years. Let their egos crash the club, let the fans forgive the mistakes because LEGENDS DON’T MAKE MISTAKES, and grab ourselves a £19 burger shaped like a football at the end to celebrate its CRUSHING failure.
A great article regardless, I fully agree with its full implementation (but only for UNITED).
I like this from The Guardian as well:
‘Paul Pogba-wise, and United have apparently penciled in some face time with everyone’s favourite cuddly super-agent Mino Raiola in order to tie the midfielder down to a new contract, but they shouldn’t expect to get much change out of £500,000-a-week. ‘
Amazing… I love that they are already on the hunt for players that will unlock Paul. It seems no one has clocked that maybe after all this time, he’s not actually as good as everyone thought. I’m not sure there’s any unlocking to be had. He’s like a tamer Mario Ballotelli with a cooler haircut that is changed more regularly.
Even crazier to me that Richarlison is being linked with Liverpool for £70m. An exciting player at times, but he’s banged in 13 goals this season in 33 appearances, he’s no Everton-Lukaku imo.
Right, as you can see, not a lot of Arsenal shaped news today… so we’ll be back tomorrow.
BIG LOVE TO YOU ALL x