Dembele rumours will not die

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Well, the new boys have started to drip into the club. Torriera has LANDED which is magnificent. This is him pointing.

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Magnificent.

In other news, the stories about us landing Dembele get hotter and hotter. The French wideman has an admirer in Sven M. Barca oddly looking to bin off the magical winger after just one season. I have no idea why they’d consider moving on talent like that, all I know if I LOVE him deeply as a player and think he’d be a fabulous addition to our quite scary attack. Kike Marin, the Spanish God of transfers reckons this could happen… very exciting.

Also, if Barca are offering up a £135m player who is 20 in exchange for Ramsey… well, I don’t want to pack anyone’s bags but come on, that’d be a tasty offer. Ramsey would be on the train to Emanuel Petitville in a season anyway.

OBVIOUSLY I’d like to keep Ramsey, but be real, it’s not looking good.

The Ozil drama carried on into its 16th week, fans in Germany protested on the theme of #IamOzil. Bit dramatic, don’t you think? Guy hung out with the civil rights abuser basket player Enes Kanter called “the Hitler of our century”, now people are protesting his treatment in Germany (the irony), a country that’s lambasted by the hard right the world over for being too kind to immigrants? Please.

Freddi Boban is having NONE OF IT.

“I think that’s a bit cowardly,”

“Ozil’s criticism of social media, especially in the direction of the German Football Association (DFB), is unbearable.

“This blanket charge of racism simply does not correspond to reality. He could have given an interview somewhere, live on TV.

“For us footballers, the rule is ‘be a man and stand up.'”

Freddi, what does it mean to be a man? Why are you leaning on dated stereotypes of masculinity to make a shallow point about racism?

You disgust me.

Anyway, time to sweep this German nonsense under the rug. There’s only one nationality that counts and that’s GOONER. Amirite? Yes. Yes I am.

Right, not a lot to go on today. See you tomorrow!

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gambon

No, is it a book?

Cant get it on leather, people will think its a Hublot.

gambon

Have a feeling Welbeck is being sold.

Last night Emery spoke about his strikers Laca, Auba and Nektiah. Noticable that he didnt mention Welbeck or Perez.

Agree that Welbeck should stay if there are no plans to buy a wide player. Perfect squad player for CF/AM positions, even if he is shit.

Guns of Hackney

Gambon

Watch snob was a guy who did a gig for Ask Men a few years back. He was unapologeticly wealthy and a snob…he did a weekly destruction of people’s watch choices (they wrote in asking his opinion) and then proceeded to tell you what you should buy and why.

I think you can still find articles if you google watch snob. If you enjoy reading someone destroy another individual for their taste, you can’t go wrong with this guy.

gambon

Samesong

Hope you werent one of the Hatton Garden robbers from a few years back.

I do like a nice watch.

Radio Raheem

Re:Welbeck

You need a good shit every so often

Gunnergetyou

I would rather keep Welbeck over Perez. Don’t think either of them are good enough but at least Welbeck gives us power and athleticism out wide. And he tracks back which helps when you’ve poor fullbacks.

Redtruth

“Real’s midfield is the best in Europe but they didn’t win 3 CLs on their own. People underestimate the mentality instilled by Zidane + CR7. There was a sense of inevitability with their last 2 campaigns.”

They were being overrun 3-0 at home and only a dodgy last minute penalty saved them.

Wallace

“Love Guendouzi but can see him struggling for legs at times, and only really Torreira in the whole squad that has that pace to cover the spaces that open up.”

outside of Auba, and with Hector looking curiously leggy, AM-N is probably the fastest player in the squad. certainly faster than Torreira.

Akilan

UTarse,
I’m with you. If you’re good enough, you’re old enough.

If you compare the Guendouzi’s performance with that of Jorginho, you wouldn’t guess that Jorginho was the 60m player. Jorginho was alright, he did more than what was asked of him, but Guendouzi was special.

I’m actually more excited about the prospect of watching Guendouzi than I’m with Torreira. There I said it.

Gunnershabz

it will be interesting to see torriera and guendouzi play together

I think xhaka and quendouzi will shine next to torriera

Gunnergetyou

AMN might have to have another stint at LB this season. Seems like the best option in Montreal’s absence.

salparadisenyc

Mid 70s Rolex Daytona, watch of kings.

Feel Sven has one more trick up sleeve, surely a wide man with a few goals in him. With that, Welbz being sold.

Then theres Ramsay rocking about like a cut from Combat Rock, Should I stay or should I go.

Guns of Brixton

Guendouzi…

I just like saying his name tbh.

Rolls off the tounge real smooth

Radio Raheem

Seeing how we kept possession second half we might just get away with not having that many pacey players. Of course, pace gives us an added threat on the break/transition. This is obvious. But a lot of these stodgy looking European sides have beaten pacey English sides more times than I’ll care to remember. Listening to Emery after the match, he seemed pleased with our possession, maneuvering of the ball, movement and positioning off the ball. This might be his solution to our profile of players. It’s a different way of playing, one that flies in the face of the… Read more »

Carts

One of the only scotman I know, makes tonnes of money but he’s (and his sister are cheap as fuck) He used to pester me to help him get the classic Burberyy trench from Harrods when I used to work there. Back then, and probably now, it was about £1300. Even after managing to get a discount of 20% he’d flip and flop about it. This was about 5 years ago. Last year he asked me about the coat again. Still indecisive as ever. I told him to go to a fucking sample sale or something cos he’ll never get… Read more »

Dissenter

“BTW, I’m pretty sure there are people here who receive email alerts any time Welbeck is mentioned in a comment or post”

Count me in anytime Welbeck is praised flamboyantly by posters who think Auba is lazy and listless but Welbeck is quality.
I’m happy to be one of the “brainless mongs” who thinks Welbeck is one of the worst attacking players that has donned an Arsenal shirt.

Do some people even understand that Welbeck has only one year left in his contract?

UTarse

Gambon,
“Yeah, Im getting an AP Royal Oak, no doubt.”

You big swinging dick you…. any era Roley Daytona is the perfect timepiece.

Carts

Speaking of watches, my missus used to work in AP (fine jewellery in Harrods). Back then, a classic stainless steel AP royal oak was about £11k. Today, brand new, it’ll run you £15k. It’s funny cos I remember her saying it’ll go up in price and I was tempted to buy one using my savings and a loan just so I could sit on it and never wear it. Mind you, Rolex are nice classic watches. Settled for a Panerai Luminor Marina cos every cunt and his dog with a Rolex thought they had made it large. The watch I… Read more »

Dissenter

The squad ha son,y had a few weeks of pressing drills this transfer window so any talk of inconsistency of lresssing is premature. I recall seeing Spurs play in the summer of 2014 after Poch just took over. Their pressing game looked like a joke at the time, now it’s more refined with the passage of time. It’s going to take time to get the rhythm and timin* if pressing right. It’s also going to take. 1-2 transfer windows to get the right personnel for a pressing game into the club. Our play off the ball isn’t going to improve… Read more »

Carts

Something about Kolasnic pisses me off.

He comes across as a wimp who wants out when the going gets tough.

As for Meyer, if he’s on £170k, he might have forgone his signing on fee, and Meyer breaks off some bread for his agent when ever he’s paid.

Otherwise Crystal Palace have lost the fucking plot

mysticleaves

No need having an argument about how useless Welbeck is with anyone. We all got eyes.

GOH
Weldone on your. I like irresistible deals. Hope you enjoy it

Gunnershabz

AMN could be a left back as well this season

wenger did say his recovery pace is valuable and kolasnic doesn’t have that recovery ability

raptora

Analysis
Arsenal v Chelsea: Four things we noticed

Hector looks a threat

Hector Bellerin got into advanced positions time and time again, giving Marcos Alonso a problem all night. Our right back was a regular outlet for Guendouzi’s raking passes and linked up well with Mkhitaryan. Hector’s pace and well-timed runs got him in behind Alonso, and one teasing cross was spilled by Willy Caballero into the path of Sead Kolasinac – but the Bosnian took too long.

Is http://www.arsenal.com taking a piss?!

Alex Cutter

“KFC “chickens” are bred without heads and feathers. Fact.”

Yeah. Except it’s not fact, it just another urban legend spread around by dimwits.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kfc-mutant-chickens/

azed

“Is http://www.arsenal.com taking a piss?!”

Yep. May be its a strategy to increase his market price.

Alex Cutter

“But you’re from hackney mate. It’s like Syria’s arsehole.”

But he has a super expensive watch!

gambon

Carts

My missus used to work for Burberry.

Went to the outlet in Crackney once and with her discount got a trench for £300….sold it online 24h later for twice that.

She made thousands selling all her stuff a few years back. Enough to buy an Oyster Perpetual.

azed

“My missus used to work for Burberry.”

Gambon

Seriously?
I thought she dumped you for some reason a while back? Just before you quit Le grove…

gambon

Lol

No-one dumps the mighty one Azed….NO-ONE!

Frank Mc

“any era Roley Daytona is the perfect timepiece.”

Yes.

Although not keen on the bi-metal ones at all….

samesong

Gambon

Funny you mentioned that I was in hatton gardens the day before it happened.

my best pals a watch collector and dealer his watches are amazing. he had a 100k watch on cant remember what one but it was like nothing to him.

azed

“No-one dumps the mighty one Azed….NO-ONE!”

Gambon

You said her reason for dumping you was because you weren’t in touch your feelings or something like that.

Where’s N5 and Midwest when you need them.

samesong

Love a patek philipe any day of the week.

Wear a rolly myself.

gambon

Azed

You must be thinking about someone else….keyser maybe.

We did go through a rocky patch when she said she thinks Granit Xhaka should be the first name on the team sheet.

salparadisenyc

I recall a Land Rover Evoque being the thorn, fully understandable really as its a bit Chamakh.

Arse&Nose©

Xhaka apologists on twitter are now throwing me ‘distance covered’ stats without games played being factored in. If he starts more games than the guy he’s being compared with then, of course, he’s going to come out top on distance covered!

Carts

Gambon

haha – Crackney. I’ve never been to those sample sale places, but I can bet your missus was enjoying the perks.

My missus’ clients used to give her gifts for fun. Recently, she was given a Boadecia perfume worth £500 quid. It’s on ebay as we speak lol

HighburyLegend

“But you’re from hackney mate. It’s like Syria’s arsehole.”
But he has a super expensive watch!”

So I guess every manure fans have one, them too.

azed

“We did go through a rocky patch when she said she thinks Granit Xhaka should be the first name on the team sheet.”

Lol.
Is she a wengerite?

Marc

So we’re 1 week plus an hour or so until the window closes. We really do need a decision on Ramsey very soon.

Pierre

Azed
“Gambon
You said her reason for dumping you was because you weren’t in touch your feelings or something like that.”

Ah.. That explains a lot.. That has obviously had a profound effect on gambon.

Yesterday he was grooming James H and today it was Raheem..

gambon

Pierre

Hows your wife?

Still rejecting your cock?

Arse&Nose©

My missus’ clients used to give her gifts for fun. Recently, she was given a Boadecia perfume worth £500 quid. It’s on ebay as we speak lol


Mate, is your missus on the game or something?

gambon

“Mate, is your missus on the game or something?”

Is she a Drip Doctor?

salparadisenyc

Agree Marc, news has to be coming soon. His ‘injury” pretty telling. Aaron going to get what he wants, and that salary could be at Chelsea. I like him, but no way should he be on silly money like Mesut.

This new crew should set precedent with him below 200k per week or sell.

Radio Raheem

Gambon

I must warn you I’m very easily groomed. Just a Rolex or two and I’m yours 🙂

salparadisenyc

At least one for each kid Radio!

gambon

Raheem,

Wanna come round mine for a variety bucket?

Radio Raheem

Good point sal gotta take care of the kids.

Gambon c’mmon you were doing so well

You’ve got to feel sorry for Pierre’s wife

https://goo.gl/images/YJYW4G

Cesc Appeal

‘Just a Rolex or two and I’m yours’

Jeez, talk about high maintenance.

A single and coke and I’m anyone’s.

salparadisenyc

With you Cecs, single line of Coke and I’m in.

Radio Raheem

Ah man too much competition.

Ok gambon I’m in for the variety bucket.

Radio Raheem

Was hearing things or was Chelsea’s sub goalie called bowcat? Haha

Ishola70

lol @ Dissenter who kept on saying the goalkeeper position was the most pressing and needed of all positions in the side.

Ishola70

Did someone on here say Jorginho was nothing in the match.

He was cleaning up frequently in midfield for them.

Looks like he will be a good signing for them.

Cesc Appeal

Sal

Problem is it is like Pringles, once you pop

Ishola70

Morata is still absolute pony.

raptora

New post.

Steve Hamblen

Dembele could come on loan, that is a possibility and I do think that Ramsey’s “injury problem” ironically against Chelsea, is the beginning of the end it seems. It could be a coincidence but things are looking ominous, if he was staying he would’ve signed by now, surely….
Another fucking Judas, just like all the others..

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