MATCH DAY BLOG: TABLE OPENS UP AGAIN, CAN WE MOVE ON IT?

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Well, today is huge. Everton were beaten by Newcastle giving Arsenal the opportunity to go level points with them AND Spurs in the table. Both teams have a game in hand, but let’s be clear, some sections of the Arsenal fanbase have been purring over both managers, dreaming of the alternative reality where we’d hired them. I’m not sure the extra £12m a year looks like good value at the moment.

Today is one of the dreamy opportunities to close that gap when those around us are flapping around like a seagull trapped in a Pot Noodle container. Having to do that against a team that has the attacking options of United is going to be tough. Today is basically our very good defence versus their very good attack.

The main difference between the sides since the last time we met is that Arsenal has found a bit of a formula when it comes to attack. Since the emergence of ESR in the side, we’ve gone from creating 10 shots a game to 16. That’s quite the jump. Outside the shots output, we’ve just looked more cohesive in general. We can play some nice football at times, especially when the runners are on the pitch.

Many eyes will be focused on the left side of midfield. Nicolas Pepe had a good game by his standards in the week, scoring a vital goal against a good team. Martinelli sat the 90 out on the bench. There are many that think you should play the expensive signing who has found something resembling form… my view would be to give the best player the minutes. That would be Martinelli.

I feel for Pepe, I really did, but how many false dawns can one man be given? The first half of our season was dedicated to the hope that certain players would come good. I’d rather go on meritocracy. Pepe scored a nice goal, yes, but he also switched off and failed to track his man for the first goal. That sort of lapse will cost us harder if it happens today. It’s a big call. I will happily eat humble pie if he plays and scores… but for United, I’d love to see ESR, Saka, Martinelli and Lacazette conjuring magic.

Defence is also a tough one. Pablo Mari is out and Kieran Tierney seems to be running into trouble again. Cedric was excellent in our last game, but it’s a huge ask to play out of position against United. Not that we have much of a choice. There are also big questions over who partners Rob Holding… David Luiz? Or do we bring Gabriel back into the mixer?

Midfield is likely going to be Thomas Partey… but will they roll with Big Mo to hunt down the United firestarters, or will they opt for Granit Xhaka who has found some nice form next to a better midfielder who shares the workload?

Also tantalising that Martin O is in the squad.

I’m feeling excited about the game. These are the moments that have to matter. We need a tactical masterclass. There has to be a result if we’re serious about European places this season. Win and we go 4 points from 4th, lose, and it’s going to be a long week.

Before we go, can we have a chat about Edu? He is a DISGRACE for trying to move on Mustafi. This is what we all feared. Our powerhouse defender is rumoured to be off to Liverpool. For any of their fans leaving. He’s a machine. Great in the air, elite levels of concentration, a player so dedicated to the clean sheet he cries when he concedes in training. I’ll be reeeeeally miffed if we let him go. Perhaps you should tweet that he’d be a good signing? Pull it over the line?

On that note, see you in the comments… and watch my Youtube appearance.

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Leftside

Willian is so fucking shit my word

Matt

That was Abysmal.

Leedsgunner

Can you imagine how far Reiss Nelson or AMN would have developed if they were given the minutes that he received?

G8

Fuck off wiili wanker!!

Winthorpe

Willian is utter dog shit
Fuck me i cannot stand that bloke
Please please football gods, do something. Injure him. Anything to stop him getting on the pitch for us

TheLegendaryDB10

So pissed off with that Willian sub…..

underrated Coq

Arteta deserves the Sack just for the Willian fetish

Useroz

Can’t Pete aim high or something its obvious the defender will block!!??

Captain Tierney

Willian’s first contribution in 20 games.

Radio Raheem

Willian needs to be shot! Cunt

Gazzap

Unlucky Pepe there

Nelson

That cut back was good from Willian.

ARgunner

COYG at lasr proper foul

Lacaqualidie

We should have bought will.i.am – he would have scored that.

Zacharse

WHOS IN CONTROL NOW MFUCKERS!
¡COMEONEE ARSENAL!

Useroz

We fucked two good chances already

DUIFG

This is good, score now chaps. Fuck willian

Guns of Brixton

Had that been Martinelli ….

MidwestGun

Give him a yellow Oliver… Thank You.

Soham

This corner wont clear the 1st defender

Useroz

Make de gea work at least

Leedsgunner

*that Willian has received?

Gazzap

We have odergaard sitting there and yet Willian comes on. Arteta you twat!

curse

that Cedric putting a yellow on bissaka? nice

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

Is Gabi injured

Leedsgunner

Pepe getting himself into dangerous position at least

Useroz

Yes William had a good cut back

Leedsgunner

*dangerous positions at least

Matt

Literally everything Willian does is shit.

Guns of SF

If this was a tactical decision with WIllian then Mike has had a traumatic brain injury at half time or something bad

rollen

Good so far

TheBayingMob

Willian has already given them a positive. Any other player in the league has a better chance of scoring that than the 55 year Willian.

Funny Pedro should quote the spud cunt talking about giving his lottery win over to the club to sack Moronyo, I would give a lottery win over to help buy Willian out of this scandal of a contract.

Soham

Willian injured

Mr Serge

Gabi was not fit but he started him he was struggling a bit in the first hslf

Dissenter

Odegaard hasn’t played in a while.
I don’t think he could have lasted 45 minutes of frantic premier league football. He will get his 25 mins.

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

Matt..

Can’t see what he brings to party

Useroz

Arteta simply doesn’t get it.

Just Another Customer

time for Ø

Leftside

and how old does Willian look, utter cunt

CHEN

I hate you willian!!!!!!!!!!!s#@$

ARgunner

Oh dear willian knock…take him off..concussion subs yet

MidwestGun

Yep Willian is down.. now.. Ode now?

Habesha Gooner

Honestly we should have put Odegaard on the right if Martinelli was injured.

karim

Willian out for Odegaard hopefully

Dissenter

Who was it who wanted Willian to get crocked?

rollen

We need real manager.

Useroz

Next sub surely Martin O right?

Gazzap

Who was it that wished injury on Willian?! Lol.

MidwestGun

Looks like Ode is warming up quickly..

DUIFG

This transfer is so poor, so so average, painful watching him play square all the time, not running

Mr Serge

Concussion subs start 6th Feb

Useroz

Laca lost dynamism pace altogether

Habesha Gooner

Phew

Mr Serge

They should have scored that thank God they missed

Matt

RSPCA

He brings nothing, literally nothing. I am baffled by the decision to bring him on.

Useroz

Wot an escape…. too close for comfort.

We need another gear…. from where thoug?

Dissenter

The commentator on NBC called it a goal
Utter cunt

Buzzy

Brilliant defendjnh cedric

Mr Serge

Cedric saved us I will take a draw here

G8

40 yrs old willian can’t afford to sprint

Useroz

Great intercept ESR and wot a pass but just….

MidwestGun

Oh man that was close. … need to keep our defensive intensity up.

Guns of SF

Yea DIss

I was like Eh

Leedsgunner

Ahh bless ten minutes of running has done Willian in.

The world’s best paid Sunday league player.

If he can play for Arsenal so can we all… 🙄🙄🙄

Useroz

William is laboring looks like

Lacaqualidie

[Vinnie Jones] Ødegaard – it just smells good!

Dog dropped a Willian? Freshen the air with Ødegaard.

Dissenter

Xhaka is having a better game than Partey 😁😁😁

Mr Serge

Leeds I couldn’t knees are shot lol

Buzzy

Esr looks tired

Useroz

ESR should shoot

Soham

Esr fuckong shoot

ARgunner

Luis ffs again

Soham

Esr for odegaard

Mr Serge

I don’t think ESR has been subbed in the last 7 games

TheBayingMob

“ The commentator on NBC called it a goal
Utter cunt”

Alto White? The painfully transparent United fan? Utter cunt does him favors. His mother was the cunt for pushing him out of her rancid twat. I’d fucking chin him if I saw him in a pub on a few pints.

Leftside

very frustrating game here

Useroz

Forget it Luiz. We have Lava, Esr, Pete around you who could shoot better

salparadisenyc

Foot thru it Luiz, lay the hammer down bruh.

MidwestGun

Luiz shoots for row Z.

Dissenter

Luiz needs to stay back and stop getting too excited.

Leftside

Serge he has been taken off in at least one of the games, can’t remember which one

ARgunner

Lolz @laqa

Useroz

Surely a yellow, man

Soham

Thats a yellow

Dissenter

Why is that not a card?

karim

Pepe needs to shoot, not Laca who took the ball straight away

Habesha Gooner

Wow I can’t believe how shit willian looks. If he played half as good as he played for Chelsea we would have had a decent player. At this point I think he has been paid Chelsea to sabotage us.

Soham

Cmmon Xhakaaa

ARgunner

COYG COYG

Useroz

Lucky brute escaping a card holding Lava.

Matt

Partey needs to release sooner.

MidwestGun

Ok come on boys… make one of these fk’s count.

karim

I told you !

Useroz

Laca hit crossbar

Mr Serge

Man another great chance

underrated Coq

What has Lacazette added to the team today?

I’ll still maintain this guy is one of the worst signings of Wenger era.

Poor Giroud got so much hate, a cheaper player who gave better returns!

Zacharse

Whiny united

Useroz

Esr tested de G

MidwestGun

Ohhhh fuck … so close.

Habesha Gooner

They are on the ropes.

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