Sifting through the dark noise

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I went to TJ Maxx yesterday, to shop for a fancy dress outfit. My word, one of the worst experiences of my life. Stacks and stacks of clothes pilled up on racks that go on forever like some sort of nightmare… then, out of the blue, I accidentally found something I liked at a very good price. Now, I am a TJ Maxx shopper and I have to live with that shame.

Reading around some of the news outlets, you’d think Arsenal were raiding the rails at TK Maxx. No rhyme or reason to what they’ll pick off the shelf, as long as it’s warm and has a loose connection to the Premier League.

Things to note: For a lot of the drab names we’re being linked to, just being mentioned in the same breath as Arsenal is the win.

Everton have an open job, West Ham might in a few weeks, if there’s a chance they can up their leverage and reputation, they’ll take it.

Kovac, Martinez and Marcelino are all Everton level managers, but given then chance they’d take the huge opportunity on show at Arsenal.

I just hope that doesn’t happen.

The names that I care about are Pochettino or Arteta (knowing the Brendan is off the table).

The exSpurs man would be the ideal candidate. Young, burned by Levy, and at the very top of his game. He would be incredible. I just struggle to see him being interested in our project. No money, a huge mess, and a salary a few bands below what he’d want. You can never rule it out, but I think we are going to shoot lower.

Mikael Arteta is the great unknown. A lot of people are writing about the influence he has at City. He runs most of the training sessions, he’s a true innovator, and he has the electricity that could jump start the post-Wenger rebirth. I think he could be a sensational move. A visionary hire that would be about the future. A coach that could ensure we don’t piss away the youth talent we have. Someone that could bring the sort of the football to the club that wakes you up at 3am before a game.

Like a fart in a small meeting room, anyone else is just noise. Kovac, in the fucking bin. Marcelino, not for me. Martinez, stab my eyes out with chip fork. We have to be serious about the future with the next hire.

Good football. Elite grasp of our culture. The ability to command the attention of a squad with a vision. An ego that will stomach a 3 year rebuild.

I do not want someone at the club that Raul met in a club in Barcelona in 2013. I don’t care if Edu played guitar with someone at a house party in Sau Paulo in the 80s. I want someone right for the job.

Tonight we play West Ham. Freddie really needs a win. The players need to pull something out the bag for him. It was interesting to read that he has chosen to play the senior players because he doesn’t want to crush the kids. Very noble of him, but it’s not doing him any favours. West Ham have been in a mess tonight, lose this evening, and we are in a relegation battle before the worst month in the calendar.

Fear not though, it’s bad, but once they sort the managerial mess, we’ll claw our way back up the table. It’s probably better for the next manager if we finish 8th this season. No Europa next season, more time to coach, more time to rest players.

Before I go, I thought the below video from Souness about homophobia in the game was something else. The ultimate alpha male from yesteryear where they drank toxic masculinity for each of their three meals and thought woke culture was dropping your balls on the face of a teammate to see how long it’d take for them to wake up, now talking about his views on the state of the LGBTQ scene in the Premier League. Magic.

Anyone that confronts their own ignorance and learns about a community alien to them is a top fucking bloke. Love that he went to Brighton Pride to get informed. Apparently good mates with the late Dale Winton. Big names like that speaking up is what the game needs. Who cares who you fuck, unless it’s another teammates wife.

Right, see you in the comments my qweeeens. x

P.S. Check out my new favourite Youtuber, Stat Man Dave and his thoughts on how Arteta might set the team.

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Mr Serge

Left bollock that’s not s fluke that’s a quality finish get in

Best in the world mustafi

If pepe scores another il give him the oven gloves i got my mrs for christmas

MidwestGun

The two players Freddie didn’t start the last two matches gonna save our bacon. I hope.

InsideRight

Fuck me!!

See what happens when you let the ball work and you pass forwards instead of dicking around at the back or have Xhaka keep giving it away?

Useroz

Can’t keep backing off man. Tackle em. Or would still concede

Wenker-wanger

I think calling Pepe a one legged ballet dancing beach player insults ballet dancers….and unidexters…..and sun worshippers

TBone

Great finish from Pepe. We cannot try to shut up shop, we simply haven’t got the defensive players to do it. We just have to keep attacking and give West Ham something to worry about.

Champagne charlie

We’re going to win the league!

Useroz

3

Aubaaaaaaaaa

Left Testicle

Good old Auba! The cunt.

Leftsidesanch

Auba!!!!

Best in the world mustafi

Goaaaaaaal

DUIFG

Torreira feeding again!

InsideRight

I love Auba.

That is all.

:)))))

DUIFG

Pepe is eating tonight

Nelson

Here we going. Now we can win the league!!!

Just Another Customer

well TR7 if only we have someone at a key area in the midfield who can see all those off the run movements eh?

fuck this is some momentum scripting bullshit right here

GET IN LADS!!!!!!!!!

Mark

Yes Pepe!! Let’s hope he gets more confidence. Now. Amn shit! Ozil more shit Xhaka Shittest

TheLegendaryDB10

Great goal by Pepe, on replay.

Had to go for a whizz when we decide to score. Typical.

Come on The Arsenal!!!!!

Paddy Gooner

Aubeymaaaaaaaaaang

azed

Some breathing space!!!

MidwestGun

Get IN!!! Thank Fuck.. needed that..

Receding Hairline

Hold on and we are a point behind the resurgent wonderful Spurs. Only downer is the fixtures get harder

DaleDaGooner

missed two goals, idiot boss! just in time to see Auba score…how was Pepe’s goal? West Ham are shit!

Leftsidesanch

Good for Pepes confidence here which will serve us well

Left Testicle

Are you watching the game Serge? We don’t deserve to be winning.

Useroz

All. 3 forwards in three goal

Emery was stupid not to put Martinelli on the field in PL

Mr Serge

Pepe assist get in give the lad time

Champagne charlie

Wenger called Freddie at half time, he’s done it again

TBone

Yes! We fucking needed that!

Paddy Gooner

Still time for Xhaka to give away a penalty😥

HighburyLegend

Too bad Auba is leaving next summer.

Radio Raheem

Better team selection

Ishola70

West Han fell apart after that Martinelli goal.

Yeeaaah!

TheLegendaryDB10

Auba!!!!!

What the fuck is going on!!!!!???

Come on!!!!

Mr Serge

LT I don’t care if we deserve it or not we are winning ok have loved this club since the early 70″s and I always will

Wenker-wanger

FFS if you played 2000 minutes you would score from open play….surely?
He scored…I’m surprised…..

Receding Hairline

Expect Pellegrini sacked tomorrow by the way.

Mark

Fuckin lucky shitcunts.! 3-1.

We’re still shit.

Useroz

Cmon peeps heel was clipped

HighburyLegend

Yep, sorry for Pellegrino.

Paulinho

TR7 – There are players that have the balls/ability to make off the ball runs when times are tough and confidence is low,and there are others that only do it when the space opens up for them.

Kolasinac is a good example. Never makes a run if the opposition are in position, but last season we saw him make runs when Iwobi came inside and left the space open for him. We’ve got a lot of that type, and not enough of the first.

Receding Hairline

We have scored with every single shot on target

Useroz

Don’t revert to tippi tappi boys

Keep attacking that’s the only way to defend

MidwestGun

Mr Serge… Yep we all love the club well most of us… or we wouldn’t be here.. don’t know why you would want to suffer through this otherwise.

This was a must win game though… we still need a permanent manager though like yesterday.

Best in the world mustafi

Wether we deserve it or not weve lost untold games we deserved to win over the years

Radio Raheem

Undoubted talent he is I had never clamoured for Martinelli starting. He has been instrumental to this win, bringing energy and urgency to our play.

Just Another Customer

like I said the pussy cunt at the center of our midfield just want to pass sideways and backways instead of looking for defense penetrating passes to our pacy forwards

when your engine in the car is that faulty no wonder it won’t work at all

James taylor

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Dissenter

Finally…I a’m not watching the game cos of work.
Are we defending well?
Hope we pull this off and break this horrible slide.

Paulinho

Not denying confidence is low, but it’s not because of Emery, it’s because when you put together a team full of players that need space created for them, confidence drops because their always waiting for someone to do make something happen, and it doesn’t and performance levels drop.

Paolo

Torreira & Martinelli men of match for me & they’ve been on bench for most of season.. go figure!!

TR7

So what’s changed in 2nd half from first half ? Better off the ball movement and some urgency. The same team, the same players.

Radio Raheem

Keeping Luiz on the bench has helped too, fucking sideshow.

MidwestGun

We just don’t have that midfielder that can move the ball between the lines.., That’s why we were missing Ramsey last season… and this really.. For me that’s what we need most in January.

Best in the world mustafi

Add leno to the man of the match list as well

TBone

@Just Another customer Fucking right. Xhaka drags the team down. We need to sell him ASAFP

Wenker-wanger

That will help keep us up……

Spanishdave

All three goals were due to forward passes between defenders and using our pace.
It’s not rocket science

Useroz

Geez Martinelli is quick. Torreira should have hit the target from there

habesha gooner

Our attack has never been terrible. Midfield needs a bit of creativity and some physical power. but the defence needs to be shredded. Keep holding, ballerina Tierney and chambers. the rest need to go.

Mark

Chambers passes lack soo much pace. He needs to be on the training field!

Balbuena blocks a full blooded shot, we duck headers. Says it all really.

Nelson

OK. We don’t need Xhaka. Bring in Guen.

Spanishdave

Xhaka down quick get him off before he recovers

Radio Raheem

And yeah West ham are crap. It helps.

Left Testicle

Xhaka down. Possible concussion. The medics finding it hard to tell.

Marko

Going forward keep Lacazette on the bench.

Nelson

Torr shot with power. He should place the ball to the corner.

izzo

Martinelli our savior afterall kid is a baller. Bar injuries that front three should play the rest of the season. But again West Ham are turd waffles and surely getting relegated. They are that bad.

Best in the world mustafi

Jaka can only see one finger but he thinks the gloves pink

Marko

Xhaka down. Possible concussion. The medics finding it hard to tell.

Brilliant

MidwestGun

If we get one more goal we will actually have a positive goal differential for the season.. hahaha Sad that.

TBone

Luiz is finally benched and we look much better. Keep Sideshow Bob out of the team.

Useroz

I think Leno would continue to become player of the month for some months to come

James wood

Fancy Freddie gave them a real Bollocking HT.?
.

Wenker-wanger

Martinelli is already our best striker..he is a brilliant player….

Paulinho

TR7 – What’s changed is West Ham went for the second and have left loads of space. We don’t need to work for space.

What did I say about running into space that’s there in front of you versus having to create it by being pro-active against a team in position?

We will see the same first half the next time we play against an organised side because this can’t create its own space unless Pepe can turn and dribble out of a press.

Useroz

Xhara made more contribution laying on the field in this game unfortunately

Left Testicle

It’s the old
‘I’ve supported the Gunners since the early 70s so my opinion is worth more’.

Radio Raheem

We’ll avoid relegation

Mr Serge

Love the way Xhaka misplaces a pass them has a go at the players for not getting it

The fool

Nelson

Even AMN is playing with confidence now.

MidwestGun

Fancy Freddie gave them a real Bollocking HT.?
.___________
I hope so… I would have.. Fuckers were sleep walking,

TheLegendaryDB10

Habesha

Midfield needs a bit of creativity and some physical power.

This is one if the reasons to get rid of Ozil.

We are in dire need of a creative midfielder to get us moving forward.

Ishola70

TR7
“So what’s changed in 2nd half from first half ”

West Ham fell asleep on the Martinelli goal and after conceding that goal they visibly collapsed.

Granted Arsenal had to take advantage of this and they did.

TR7

Martinelli is a good player.

Just Another Customer

Looking at the replay of Martinelli’s goal Torreira finding that pocket of the run Ozil made on the flank and after that it’s just a gimme when the players are quality.

No need for PornHub when you have Gabby.

DUIFG

Xacka is dreadful. Quite apart from the technical stuff he has terrible mentality. That’s his biggest flaw

Best in the world mustafi

All we need now is a 2nd half clean sheet and a serious hammy strain for granit jogger, perfect night

Thomas

West Ham are so shit.

Useroz

Xhara should be off. Seriously with his head. We have games coming fast.

TBone

Pepe’s done well tonight but what a drama queen! Just get up and try to win the ball back you soppy tart.

Marko

Martinelli might have saved our season.

Left Testicle

Yeah, get the fuck off you twat.

Spanishdave

Xhaka is a gutless tosser get rid

Nelson

Xhaka is our worst player today. His forward passes were so bad.

Un na naai

Told you
Pepe is going to be our main man soon.
Aubameyang has had a good second half

Champagne charlie

Just need to smash FC Battenberg on Thursday, then not concede 8 against City and hopefully we’ll see a new face in the dugout with there being a full week until the next fixture after that.

izzo

Apart from West Ham and Watford, I’m not convinced we can get wins against the rest of the league until we sort out that midfield and CB positions. I have no idea where the money will come from but we cannot afford to not buy a powerful box to box CM and a strong and disciplined CB this January.

Best in the world mustafi

Granit joggers off bushmans on, happy dayz