Goodbye, Arsene

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The end is here, after 22 years in charge of Arsenal, Arsene Wenger bids farewell to the home fans.

It’ll be emotional. It’s a one of a kind moment you’ll never experience again. If you’re lucky enough to attend, cherish the afternoon because you’ll never see another manager like him.

He was the master innovator, he brought the swagger, he made foreign managers cool, he made sexy football a thing in the Premier League, he made boring Arsenal the best ticket in the world. He gave us trophies, art and an unbeaten season. His intellect was refreshing, his class unmatched, his impact on Arsenal will never be forgotten.

Think of the players he sent our way (I’m about to borrow Andrew Allen’s format from Arseblog here)?

I’ll never forget how exciting Nik Anelka was, that pace and coolness was electric to watch. Patrick Vieira was a colossal presence in our midfield, and those Roy Keane battles are the stuff of legend. That Marc Overmars goal away at Old Trafford. Freddie Ljungberg getting snapped up after England played Sweden, to score with a cheeky lob on his debut against United. Selling Anelka, and bringing in Davor Suker (who was a bit disappointing for the most part). Not signing Patrick Kluivert. Passing on the De Boer twins because of class reasons. Building a new training ground. Signing Thierry Henry and Robert Pires who were Championship Manager heroes. Giving life to the famous back 5. Petit and that porn flick song. That gold kit. Ray Parlour in the FA Cup final. Pascal fucking Cygan. Igor Stepanovs. Ashley Cole busting into the first team. Lauren from defensive midfield to right back. Thierry from the wing to striker. That goal where he set himself up and lobbed Barthez. The Dennis/Theirry axis of amazing. Sylvain Wiltord and that pirouette thing he did. Signing Nwankwo Kanu and that hattrick against Chelsea. Kaba Diawara vs Leeds United. Alex Manninger saving penalties. Wenger doing a madness and signing 8 players in a summer. Richard Wright being shite. Gio Van Bronckhurst.  The FA Cup finals and the wins. Learning to love Cardiff because we fucking owned the place. Jen Lehmann being our only transfer move. A whole season unbeaten. I could go on…

The second half of his tenure wasn’t quite as grandiose. But look, Arsenal fans are a weird old bunch, in ten years time, the hipsters will be watching back classic banter years games with a weird fondness.

Yaya Sanogo starting against Bayern Munich. Andrey Arshavin was the most explosively talented lazy boy. What the fuck is a Park Chu-young, Julio Baptista. Nik Bendtner on the right wing. Silvestre. Emmanuel Eboue at right back. Emmanuel Eboue as a right winger against Wigan. Wellington being a pizza eating tubbo. Hiding Fran Merida in the mountains. Waiting 2 summers to sign Chamakh. Robin Van Persie binning us off after one good season. Cesc Fabregas and that ponytail. Fucking up 2008. Rosicky scoring that screamer in the World Cup before we signed him to replace Robert Pires. Fucking up signing Cahill. Manuel Almunia as our first team keeper. Denilson being defended as a good player. Andre Santos as a serious signing. Carling Cup being proper fun. Top 4 Trophy. The Best Finances in the game. The War Chest. ‘One or two signings’. Abou Diaby revisionism. Flappyianski. Samir Satan. Adebaywhoooore. ‘Wenger is good at tactics’. BRING BACK DEIN. Christmas injury pile-ups. Gervinho’s hairline. Sol Campbell back at the club. Usmanov. Beckham training with the lads. Thierry back at the club. Lehmann back at the club. Sign Da Ting. Chezzers rollies. WENGER OUT. Planes with banners. Banners in general. Last 16 PTSD. Playing top 6 PTSD. Stan Kroenke OUT. AKBs. WOBs. #TeamPostiveGooners. Queen of Suburbia is a King. LOLgrove. Owen Coyle. Cash piles. MESUT OZIL. FA Cup Finals. Trophies. Spurs still shite. North London still red. JUDGE ME IN MAY. THE WINDOW ISN’T EVEN CLOSED. SEASON HASN’T STARTED GIVE HIM A CHANCE. PLAYERS LET HIM DOWN. Santi Cazorla. Aaron Ramsey. Hector Bellerin. What even is a Sporting Director. Commentating on transfer deadline day. The ‘we nearly signed’ world 11. Scorpion kicks. Assisting the assister. The Wenger smirk. Kicking water bottles. Brexit musings. That L’Quipe photoshoot.

You’ll be sad when the 70th minute lands and subs have already been made. You’ll be bored when our transfer business is done early and it’s good. You’ll roll your eyes when the next coach does his caterpillar coat up at the first attempt.

For all the craziness of the last ten years, you’ll never forget the Arsene Wenger ride. Even in his darkest hours, he’s capable of dropping a next level, is the next level, is the next level quote that’d make you laugh, cry, or reach for the internet to understand the reference. Wenger is a one of a kind, and I truly can’t believe this is it.

The timing is right, it’s been right for 6 years. There’s no looking back. This move is more epic than the one we made from Highbury to Ashburton Grove. This decision is the biggest one the club has made in 100 years. It’s the most exciting test of our future. I can’t wait.

I’ll be sad, sure. But I’ll be happy in the way you are after a relative dies a painful death. You celebrate what was, but you’re glad it’s over. The last 5 years have been unbefitting. I’m glad it’s coming to a close.

The club is starting to leak intentions of their next move to the internetz. Mark Ogden over at ESPN dropped a piece yesterday.

But the club are also keen to assess the options at the other end of the experience scale, with Manchester City first-team coach and former Arsenal midfielder Mikel Arteta under consideration, and Julian Nagelsmann, the 30-year-old coach of Hoffenheim, another name in the mix.

Sources said the move to give serious consideration to a young coach is being driven by Kroenke’s son, Josh Kroenke, who is a non-executive director at Arsenal. The 37-year-old is also the president of the NBA’s Denver Nuggets and NHL’s Colorado Avalanche, both of which are also owned by KSE.

My loins are moistened, and my fears are starting to ease that we’re not going to make a move on a caretaker of the bland variety (Carlo, Löw, Enrique, Pards, Buvac). What makes this leak particularly interesting is it’s come from ESPN, so I’d imagine the source is one of Stan’s people.

It’d be a balls-out decision to go for a Tier 3 manager, untested comes with risks, but if the club has done their due diligence, the rewards could be massive. I’d be game for a risk. People are calling that sort of view hipster, I’d say it’s pretty f*cking smart. Josh K and Stan have already had a taste of youth in the US with Sean Mcvay and the press they’re receiving is incredible. Let’s see if this is real, or just clever cover to throw us off the scent of an Allegri or Jardim. Key point in all of this, no one has a fucking clue what is going on. Ivan gonna drop a new name like Beyonce drops a new album… gotta admire that as an advertising guy.

I want to be excited about my team again. Today’s game against Burnley is the changing of the guard. As some of the old school fans would say – we’re getting our Arsenal back – because be honest, Wenger has made the club all about him of late, and it hasn’t been good.

The team need to put on a magical show for Wenger. I hope the fans who are saying they won’t stay for his lap of honour reconsider what the great man has done for the club during the totality of his tenure, and sing his name loud and proud for the last time. I hope the day sticks in the memory, much in the way it did when the great Dennis Bergkamp called it quits.

Today is about Wenger and giving him the send off he deserves, enjoy him while you can, because next season, we’ll be throwing our support behind the future, and I cannot wait.

P.S. Horrible to hear about Sir Alex, our thoughts are with him and his family. Hopefully, he pulls through. One of the greatest in sports history.

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Rainman

Great post Pedro, one to be bookmarked,

TR7

If we want Wengerball back again at Arsenal,Maurizio Sarri is the man.

Ishola70

Arsenal being ignored by TV broadcasters worldwide.

Kind of sums up why he had to go really.

S Asoa

Clitorious ! !
You mean the “thing” just above a cunt-man !

Freddie Ljungberg

Confirmed lineup:

Arsenal
GK) Petr Cech

RB) Hector Bellerin

RCB) Konstantinos Mavropanos

LCB) Calum Chambers

LB) Sead Kolasinac

RCM) Granit Xhaka

LCM) Jack Wilshere

RAM) Henrikh Mkhitaryan

CAM) Alex Iwobi

LAM) Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

ST) Alexandre Lacazette

Subs: Ospina, Monreal, Mustafi , Mertesacker, Maitland-Niles, Ramsey, Welbeck

Interesting to see Mavropanos again.

Ozil missing again smh.

That midfield is pure trash, at least or front 3 is the best we can field atm.

Ishola70

Looking at that line-up it will be a game where Arsenal will just go for the jugular and attack from the off.

Can’t be any other way with a central midfield of Xhaka and Wilshere.

zaco

like Keown predicted few days ago, Ozil is not in the team, what a weak man he is

Ishola70

zaco
“like Keown predicted few days ago, Ozil is not in the team, what a weak man he is”

It’s a piss take really isn’t it.

He will probably not play for the last remaining matches.

Wenger used to sign strong minded physical players and now he leaves Arsenal with Mesut Ozil.

steve

Ozil is such a joke of a player and a complete fraud. Like I said before only shows up when he feels like it. How many times has he been listed as “sick” this season? 350k a week? Pathetic.

gonsterous

iwobi ?? lad needs to get loaned out for a season.. he’s been utter trash…

Thanos

Goodbye Arsene

Samesong

Anyone got a stream?

HighburyLegend

“LOLgrove.”
This one’s for me!! Amazing post today, Pedro (lol)

Thanks Arsene – but thanks it’s finally over.

A big thought for victorious, who is losing a very close member of his familly today.
Our prayers are with him.

HighburyLegend

And it seems that mesut is in the same case than victorious…
(lol)

Ishola70

The Russians are showing this game live.

Just seen Wenger walking through the guard of honour

TR7

Ozil is a complete joke, embarrassing unprofessionalism from him.

China

My opinions on Arsene are well known but still feel emotional seeing him come out for the last time

Hard to believe we’re seeing this. I just hope the players realise how significant this occasion is and give Burnley a tanking

Carts

Why exactly is Wilshere getting starts for? Surely giving AMN a go next to Xkaha would make more sense.

Wilshere is quite limited; and he’s already reached his ceiling.

China

One of the advantages of living in China is that every PL game is streamed live, most of them free or for less than a quid. Flawless HD quality as well!

Now if only the time difference wasn’t such a pain…

Carts

Haha – Keown called it – Ozil has th sniffles and isn’t anywhere to be seen this evening.

Wenger’s legacy will be remembered for exactly this. Put his first 10 years to onesode, and the rest of his tenure has been disappointing in the grand scheme of thing.

HighburyLegend

“Why exactly is Wilshere getting starts for?”
Because he’s not in Vegas today ?

Ishola70

Mavrapanos showing his strength early on.

Just swatted away a Burnley player

HighburyLegend

Ozil and his flu… a long well known love story.

HighburyLegend

I actually think that “victorious” is Mesut pseudo for posting here…

China

Burnley keeper wasting time on 5 mins in. Fuck me

useroz

Ozil picks up half mil to 700k per game on average the way he takes sickie.

Who made that crazy backpass in own box??

Ishola70

Good defending by Burnley at their near post from a Kolasinac cross

China

It’s miles too early to judge mav but I just have a good feeling about this kid. With proper coaching something tells me he’s gonna be a serious player

Marko

Ozil missing again. Is he being punished or just being the massive wet sponge again. I wonder how long we have to wait for Pierre to roll out the most chances create this season shite again. Not this month P

Marko

*created

useroz

Iwobi makes silly thru balls. Easily blocked. Too congested to even try.

Wilshere should have taken a shot rather than lifting the ball to Laxa

grooveydaddy

Auba!

Gunner2301

If this is true it really shows what a laughing stock we’ve become.

https://twitter.com/thesuccessorafc/status/992857861255507973?s=12

China

Sick goal

Ishola70

Easy goal

Lacazette assist for Auba.

Lacazette in area centres the ball Auba left with a tap in.

And people worry about the offense

Guns of Brixton

Auba

useroz

Good shot by Laca and good tap in Auba.

Guns of Brixton

7 in 11.

Not bad.

Gunner2301

The illnesses in some cases is the club covering up for him

Ishola70

Not a pen for Arsenal.

Accidental handball from Burnley player

steve

Aubameyang has only scored against shite sides so far. Anonymous against Man City x 2, Spurs and Man Utd.

Ishola70

China
“One of the advantages of living in China is that every PL game is streamed live, most of them free or for less than a quid. Flawless HD quality as well!”

Every match can be found now and you say in HD.

Just need ace stream player and folks provide address links online

Guns of SF

Ozil gone again. Keown was right
He has a flu I’m guessing

Marko

Aubameyang has only scored against shite sides so far. Anonymous against Man City x 2, Spurs and Man Utd.

To be fair the whole team is shite against decent opposition not just him

Gunner2301

Guns

Read the tweet. Shocking if true.

TheLegendaryDB10

Gunner2301

But don’t you think it is strange that a player paid £350,000/wk (£1.4 million a month!!!) is incapable of stringing more than 2 games in a row?

Marko

Ozil gone again. Keown was right
He has a flu I’m guessing

No he has a wet sponge instead of balls. Oh and no spine

China

Ishola are those streams 100% stable? That’s cool if so

These ones are flawless because they’re government authorized (which unsurprisingly counts for a lot here lol)

raptora

Fk the giant head dwarf. Auba vs Atleti and we score two more goals. I don’t really like Laca at all. Average player. Move him on in the summer please.

Ishola70

Bellerin still not convincing even in a match like this where Arsenal are comfortable so far.

Just miscontrolled an easy pass to him.

Ishola70

lol Aaron Lennon.

Remember when plenty thought he was the bees knees.

Just dribbled into nowhere. Lost the ball.

Ishola70

Chelsea 1-0 up

Gay dave

Lol, what Martin Keown said about ozil is so true, another sickie! Peace of shit, needs to go#!!!

Ishola70

la la la la Giroud

Marko

I really really hope the powers that be make it a priority to sell Ozil this summer. It’s beyond a joke at this stage. Clearly doesn’t want to be here (stalling on the contract) clearly doesn’t give a fuck (his performances on the pitch) get rid. Replace with Fekir

Guns of Brixton

GIROOOOUUUDDDD.

God i miss that man loooooooooooool

Ishola70

Lacazette looking to get into positions where he assists.

Auba assisted Laca at Newcastle.

Nothing to worry about offensively with this team.

useroz

Let’s find out th Greek kid’s diet. Some strong thumps there’s long missing haha…

Marko

Giroud and Fabregas have plenty of experience pipping Spurs to 4th

raptora

Mo Salah just another diver. Jeuz…

Ishola70

Lacazette showing good tenacity in Burnley penalty area robs defender of the ball keepers comes out and smothers

Marko

Who’s the guy beside Sven?

useroz

Marovpanos is a tough kid. Wish we have more of these in th Uxx defenders or not.

Ishola70

Stan at the game.

Empty seats visible though.

Freddie Ljungberg

Ishola70

I just hope Mikki, Auba and Laca can play the full 90 without tiring for 60 games next season then because all our other attackers are trash.

No way good enough in attack to compete over a full season.

TR7

Raptora

‘Fk the giant head dwarf. Auba vs Atleti and we score two more goals. I don’t really like Laca at all. Average player. Move him on in the summer please.’

You just have a thing against Laca, haven’t you? Always taking a potshot at him even though he generally performs better than Auba who you think is some sort of super duper striker. Auba does fuck all against any good opposition.

TheLegendaryDB10

Kroenke Sr is also there.

Ishola70

Arsenal forwards noticeably pressing Burnley high up the pitch today.

Why they can’t do this on a regular basis no-one knows

Marko

Are there empty seats? I honestly can’t tell because of the colour of the seats there the same as the free red t-shirts they gave out

Ishola70

Yeah could be the shirts although the upper tier is always the one where some are missing

China

The thing that excites me about mav is that his face looks like he’s concentrating

GUYS AN ARSENAL DEFENDER WHO IS CONCENTRATING!!!!

Ishola70

Took Burnley 44 mins to have anything like a dangerous looking attack

Cleared by Arsenal

Marko

Bellerin is shite

Ishola70

Xhaka beaten cheaply by Vokes but recovers

China

Another very good goal. More of this please

Marko

Actually a nice cross by Bell to Laca. Nice goal

Ishola70

Another easy goal.

Like a training ground goal.

Bellerin centres Lacazette strokes the ball home first time

Guns of Brixton

You can see it.

Flashes, moments of quality, potential partnerships etc.

Just need a Quality Manager to tease it out.

China

He made that finish look easy but that was some really clean technique

useroz

Can’t push Stan out but Stan Out anyway. Rubbish owner.

steve

That cunt Wenger is lucky he gets Burnley in his last home game. Just imagine Man City. Would love to see him humiliated and shamed.

China

This is a combination of a decent performance by arsenal and a really shit Burnley team. We should get 4 minimum at this rate

Ishola70

Complete control from Arsenal first half.

Completely dominating the ball.

Burnley offering zero threat offensively.

Game has end of season about it plus the atmosphere at the ground,

A picnic in the sun.

China

It’s reassuring to see that every time mav has challenged a Burnley player their guy has ended up on his face

useroz

We probably play well two third of the time. If we gross up the points, well that would be PL title level performance if we could fix the remaining third of games. Quality includes also consistency which we don’t have much of.

Marko

Mav is so good he makes it okay to be excited about a kid. Just barely

Ishola70

I’d rather play a young centre back who may make mistakes occasionally but have the knowledge that he can improve than play a 26yo CB who will make just as many errors/mistakes but without the scope of same overall improvement.

China

I just said to the mrs that Mav is the first kid I’ve been excited about at arsenal for as long as I can remember

Chambers has been good today but I say sell Mustafi and Kos, spend some proper money on a top CB, and Evans as a cheap backup. I’m not sure if Chambers can be coached into a real player, but he and holding can compete for for the 4th CB spot

raptora

Like the greek kid as he actually has a lot of qualities already in his locker. Not too much needed but experience which is the main thing for defenders though.

TR7

Holding is a great talent as well. I hope he is properly nurtured as well,there is a potentially great player in there.

Champagne charlie

How do you follow football for 30 years, but only support Arsenal for 10?

That explains so much.

Marko

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/arsenal/story/3486444/arsenals-mesut-ozil-may-miss-final-games-of-season-with-back-injury-arsene-wenger

He must have hurt his back bending down to tie his shoes cause he didn’t get it playing for us. “Recurrence of a back injury” first I heard of a back injury. It’s usually flu or changing his tampon

Marko

How do you follow football for 30 years, but only support Arsenal for 10?

Probably meant 30 days and 10 minutes. It’d explain the whole #neymargate fiasco

Champagne charlie

Marko

I just find it bizarre that it takes someone 20 years to latch onto a team. I knew a guy in college who was similar, claimed Arsenal, but wore City, PSG, Chelsea, Red Bulls jerseys… like wtf

raptora

Vicky,
It’s more that I think we degraded this year by buying Laca and selling Giroud.

Put the frenchman vs Atleti and I think we go through. Don’t think he’s top class by any means. I don’t see any defender having trouble sleeping after facing him. Too many deparments where he lacks that extra quality to be called top class. Certainly being neither of fast or tall or having a great technique is a bad combination for a striker.

Ishola70

Burnley start quick second half.

Cech forced into save from a header

Ishola70

It’s a bit clutching at straws to say if Giroud was still at the club and played against Atletico Arsenal would be through.

People forget how average and ineffective Giroud could be on occasions.

Again a case of the heart growing fonder at one departed.

Champagne charlie

Mhki is a bit like Rosicky in the way he can receive the ball back to goal, then turn and dribble through the lines in Cm.

Good player for us next season I fancy

Ishola70

Nice feet from Lil Jack for the third goal.

A walk in the park as they say this match is.