ARTETA POSTURING

EMILE PRICE WAR CLOSING IN ON AN END

It’s FriYAY and we’re all feeling pretty good… I can taste the new season in the air. Morning beers and bagels (lol, I have children. I’m not that cool), spicy hot takes, and chatting on the internet with thousands of people I’ve never met before but know they’re the good stuff because they support the mighty Arsenal.

The hottest transfers story right now is that United are chasing down our mega-scoring striker from the reserves - and we might lose out on a deal here. All I would say to you is this: If Arsenal aren’t going all in on a contract for a kid, maybe there’s more to the story than you are getting off the X.com.

We don’t lose players we want to keep, it’s as simple as that. Sometimes we keep players we should lose, but that’s besides the point. I am so, so over getting upset about babies leaving the club.

‘But this one is different’