Arsenal meet €63m price tag + Are we screwed on EPL wage regs?

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What’s that you can hear? It’s the last gasps of a banter era, tears rolling down its eyes as it withers on its deathbed. The Arsene Wenger circus is well and truly over, well, at least when it comes to transfers.

Ivan Gazidis, wounded this summer when Stan K awarded Wenger a deal over his head recuperated and metaphorically koshed Wenger’s knees in while he waited in line at the Colney canteen.

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Auba drops drab performance as fans banner him + Defender loan deal mooted

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'Auba, fu*k off and take your dogs with you'

‘Auba, fu*k off and take your dogs with you’

Not much to update you on really.

Auba played for a dismal Dortmund, unrecognizable from the team that played such majestic football under the mad Thomas Tuchel. They drew 1-1 with Freiburg, the fans rolled out a ‘YOU AREN’T BIGGER THAN THE CLUB’ banner, and the striker put in an abject ‘fuck you’ performance.

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