Well good morning my darlings. It’s Friday and I might be tempted to call it FriYAY in my first meeting of the day. That’s how vibrant I’m feeling.
Some news on website development… I am getting the comment section fixed. Very sorry it’s been so slow. Fear not, it’ll be sorted along with some design changes to make the site a touch more modern. I want to make it operate more like a substack so you can get access to everything in one place… and I can unleash the archive so you can see all the terrible takes I’ve had over the years. Thank you to all the people who mailed in to say nice things… to those who didn’t, I still love you, but the relationship might be broken. Conscious uncoupling could be the answer.
What could we possibly want to talk about today?
Err…. KYLIAN MBAPPE. Arteta was posed a question about him – and he did NOT deny that Arsenal should be in the conversastion.
This is balls out.
I like it.
BIG MAN talk.
BIG CLUB kind of rumors.
I don’t think we’d have the audacity to go anywhere near his salary range and I’m not sure our squad could handle the disruption he’d bring. But why not accept the rumor and the prestige that comes with it? It makes other players pay attention.
Personally, I love Kylian. But I’m not sure we’re a Madrid sort of club that can buy players at the very peak of their game like that. We do better mending the broken or picking off players that are on the rise. Kylian is in space attempting to land on Jupiter. Arsenal would have to deal with a player who complained his face was used to shift season tickets – someone whose body language can be painful to watch – a player who has been spoilt to damaging levels by a club that offered him a proxy billion to stay in the family.
If he does leave PSG, only Madrid could handle him. I think a Premier League club signing him on his current demands would be looking at a 10-point deduction by the end of the season. No one could handle £100m a year. It’s insanity.
Still, nice to be in the mixer, even if it’s nonsense.
The injury news from Mikel was mixed. My topline take is this: We’re probably not going to risk anyone against Burnley, but there’s solid progress elsewhere.
We are scoring loads of goals, so risking Jesus isn’t necessary.
Our midfield is banging, so why risk the extremely fragile Partey?
Zinchenko and Tomi probably don’t need to be called upon. Get some juice in their tanks.
The only player I expect to make an appearance in the next two weeks that no one is talking about is Fabio Vieira. Could he make a jump? Everyone has written him off, but he’s under the wing of Arteta, so who knows what is possible.
Burnley is a weird game. They play great football, but suffer because they have young boys who make mistakes. However, every minnow has a moment. If we take them lightly, it could be a tough afternoon. Nick an early goal, they might make life difficult.
Put it this way: It’s another walloping… or its an unlikely loss.
No in-between for me.
Right, short post from me today… it’s snowing and work is BUSY. See you on the other side.
xxx
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