My Defence of Ade + A large portion of shadenfruede please!

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Good morning to you, and how are we on this fine autumn morn? Fucking cold like me I bet!

Today is a two part blog.

We are mostly going to talk about Adebayor and Spurs.

Lets get cracking on Spurs to start with!

One of the great phrases of the German language is shadenfruede I think it means to take joy from other people’s misfortunes, the other one is ‘I’ll be back for the Bolton game'(I was kidding with that one!

Cast your minds back to August, and all those muppet journalists and football commentators like… Well all of them actually, they were tipping Spurs to not only challenge, but to replace us in the pecking order.

Well here we are 9 games on (10 in their case) and top4tottenham are a massive 18 points behind us, that’s right, that fat Dutch simpleton Jol, has wasted some £40 million on players with no hope, bragged his big fat man-breasts off about being the new power in North London and is a massive 18 points behind the new Premiership leaders, us, the mighty Arsenal.

I’m not sure Top4tottenham will end up with the same points we’re on at the end of the season, and I think there’s a real chance they’ll get relegated in the year we’re crowned as champions. Wouldn’t that be something!!!

Now onto Adebayor. This article on basically questions the big man’s ability to retain a place in the Arsenal starting line up. It questions his mental ability, composure in front of goal and his touch. The writer also talks about how he has been worried about him for 3 years – clearly the writer had been keeping tabs on him at Monaco. Or maybe the writer is a scout for Arsenal who was against his purchase? Who knows!

Anyway, here is my defence of the big man!

Firstly, Adebayor to my knowledge is only 23. Young enough to learn, and young enough to improve his game.

Some of you out there are suggesting that Bendtner Big Bollocks would score more goals than Ade, apparently he has a better touch and more composure in front of goal? I don’t understand where this conclusion has come from? There is only one person who has seen enough of him to come to that conclusion and that’s Arsene Wenger (Read here to find out his views on unhappy players). I would also draw your attention to the fact that Bendtner wasn’t exactly prolific at Birmingham last year, and some Birmingham fans have suggested he is a touch lazy.

Maybe a few of you have been reading his myspace profile where he lists his occupation as Professional footballer and full time legend.

Some bloggers have been comparing his situation to Henry, saying Thierry was missing open goals but they could see that he had greatness in him.


I remember an interview with Tony Adams and he said no one at Arsenal ever envisaged him becoming the player he did. So lets stop the “I could see he was going to great” bull shit.

Could we also take a moment and realise that Thierry was a super player, in the same way PV04 was a super player. He played the game like no other. He was the Premierships greatest player. He was in essence, the complete footballer and a one off.

Most other clubs have to put up with strikers that do a job for the team. You have your work horse strikers (Heskey), your second strikers (Rooney), your pacy strikers (Owen), your goal poachers (Van Nistelrooy) and your target men (Crouch). Adebayor seems to be a combination. I know this sounds like rubbish, but I was going to say a cross between Drogba and Kanu, I swear I didn’t read here first! He holds the ball up well, he brings other players into the game and he causes Crouch like problems in the air and he is surprisingly pacey. He is also a big game player. Look at how many times he has come up with the goods when we’ve really needed him.

Okay, he sometimes makes a meal out of the easy chances. Sometimes he takes one touch to many. Maybe he picks out the wrong pass. But you can’t fault his effort. His attitude reminds me of the Flamster, and how many of you slated him last year? If you have great technique and you have a great attitude its only a matter of time before you come good. That’s what my Dad keeps telling me, you’re never too old to become a professional footballer. I can still do it right? I haven’t missed the boat at 25, surely? In all seriousness though. I think he has the basics needed to become a great footballer for Arsenal.

Think about the players that have come good over the years, the players who had question marks over their ability to succeed.

Edu, Freddie, Pires, Henry, Bergkamp (Ask Alan Sugar) and Lehmann to name but a few! How about players from other clubs? Drogba, Lampard, Tevez and Hargreaves all spring to mind!

I think we should all give the man a chance, he can only get better and I think he will! This is his biggest season for the club and he has started well, 6 goals in 9 games is pretty prolific by any strikers standards. Let’s stop to nit picking and get behind our players.

We are close to going on our longest ever winning streak, we are top of the Premiership, top of our Champions league group, Top of the money list, we’re on a 5 year lockdown, Wengers signed, Robin isn’t long term Le Listed, Willy G is happy, we’re playing stunning football and we’re only 2 and a half months into the season!

Its good to be a Gooner at the moment, so bloody well enjoy it! Good luck to the boys tonight!

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Patience is a virtue

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We’ve shown we can win with style, we’ve shown we can come back from a setback, we’ve even shown we can win ugly, but against Bolton, we showed we can be patient, a virtue you need to win the league.

Bolton had 11 men behind the ball for most of the match and added their usual array of filthy, dirty tackles that went largely unpunished, as usual, we had a couple of penalty shouts, that we didn’t get, then enter Lewis Hamilton! Who looked very lively and Rosicky, who looked like he wanted to score and bingo.

I’m guessing Kolo scores a lot of goals like that in training and he has had many free kicks this season, the goal was a little bit of a scuffer, but it was a goal, what we needed and when we needed it, so well done that man.

After that we could have had three, Bolton had to come out and gaps were left.

I counted they only had one shot, but last season, that one would have gone in, so I’m glad we had Almunia, I felt confident that one wouldn’t get squeezed in from 30 yards or more.

I read that

Diarra may have to consider his options and I feel for him and Bendtner, games like Bolton are when they should get a run out, the last thing we need is players disrupting the squad, and good players too.

Eduardo may as well have not been there, but that’s what happens with no match practice, I would sooner see these players having a run out in the reserves, than not even getting on the bench.

It will be interesting this week as I think with the Champions league we may well see a little shuffle, with Liverpool coming up, Sheffield and ManU to follow, I suspect these malcontent’s will get their chance, so boys, stop whingeing and get ready to show why you should be in the starting eleven.

I saw many people streaming out of the ground on Saturday and when I went home I could see why, The ‘complete tosser’ who is Mayor, decides to close the circle and Met lines, severely delays the Piccadilly and stops all the overland trains at Hackney and lays on a bus service, it takes people longer to get out of the area than it does to watch the game, it’s no wonder people leave early, especially if they have kids with them.

I don’t even bother with the transfer gossip as it’s all bollocks anyway, but I’m sure come January he’ll do something, though with so much discontent in the midfield, I can’t see him signing

Modric (All3points has him playing for Kiev, show’s how well researched their transfer gossip is!) or Mollo.

But to coin a much used phrase, who knows? Only Arsene does!

Top of the league and only dropping two points, who could argue.

Until tomorrow my friends.

Oh and bad luck with the F1 thing Theo, it was bad management, 3 stops? What a twat you are Dennis.

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Arsene’s X1 well, well, well

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Okay no surprise that Arsene left Lehmann out so good for him for standing by Almunia, good call.

Wenger gets Barclays manager of the month and Cesc gets player of the month, so no surprise there either, well done men.

However Arsenal are releasing Arsene’s X1 on Monday, which is a DVD that gives our leader’s all time greatest 11 players, of which I have to say amazed me, really blew me away, and I’m sure will fuel much debate over pre-match cocktails today.

So, no Adams, Dixon or Winterburn, I guess no real surprise (except Adams maybe) but the big surprise was no Clichy, Lehman or Cesc (gasp!), that’s right no room for Arsene’s son, Cesc!

What shocked me even more was the inclusion of the money grabbing slut Cole, whom Wenger says will remain red and white all his life (don’t make me laugh) Seaman, Keown and Parlour!

I’m not surprised with Keown, but I was with Parlour, so he’s picked Parlour over his love child, don’t get me wrong here, I loved Romford’s Pele, I just though Wenger may have picked one of his foreign legion, good for him he didn’t.

I wonder how he’ll explain that one to his dressing room today?

I always think it’s dangerous to ask someone who their best mate is, which girlfriend did you like best or who their favourite left back is, they’re all good and from different era’s, Wenger’s choice I find rather strange, and to include Smeagle (Cole) is very odd.

I don’t think he’s as good as Clichy or Traore and for what that little lowlife did to both the club and the fans, he should never, ever, ever be considered for anything other than ‘worst piece of greedy, money grabbing, disloyal, sub-human piece of shit to ever have played for Arsenal’

He should be erased from the records, what’s the point of being given hate if you can’t use it???

Hopefully tomorrow will be a good news day, with England bringing home the Webb Ellis, Theo winning the F1 title and Arsenal stretching their lead to 5 points over ManU, 9 over Liverpool, 10 over the Chavs and 18 over top4ottenham!, yes that’s right 18 after 9 games, ha, ha, ha.

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