Good morning Grovers!
It is Carling cup morn and many people have been asking many questions about what will happen tonight. Will Wenger start Gilberto? Will Gilberto play if he is asked? Will Jens be our new Cup Keeper? Will Walcott start, or will he be saved for the Manc’s?
Many questions unlikely to be answered by Le Grove! What? You think I have a personal line to Wenger? Don’t be so damn foolish!
What I can give you is this:
Provisional Squad: Fabianski, J Hoyte, Toure, Song, Traore, Eboue, Denilson, Diarra, Diaby, Walcott, Bendtner, Mannone, Gilberto, Eduardo, Lansbury, G Hoyte, Merida.
Predicted Starting eleven: Fabianski, J Hoyte, Toure, Gilberto, Traore, Eboue, Denilson, Diarra, Diaby, Bendtner, Eduardo.
Whatever team Arsene ends up picking, you’d have to say it will be strong. A lot stronger than any team we played in last years Carling cup. It looks like being a team that will start with Bendtner Big Bollocks, who receives high praise from Wenger here.
Sheffield United fans will be hoping for a repeat of last years Prem result. This has been made all the more difficult because Fat Paddy is out through injury. It is thought the attendance may not be as high as normal, well, if VitalFootball are to believed.
In non Carling Cup related news, Alex Hleb is up for a contract extension. Yes, he wants to sign and no, he is not flattered by Milan and Barca’s interest in him. Makes a change, doesn’t it!
Willy G reckons he will fulfill his promise and win Arsenal some trophies. He also plays down talk of another invincible season. I do wish the press would stop building things up, its so transparent.
Xenophobe, Michel Platini is back on the rampage again. This time he is complaining about Arsenal pinching the best young players of smaller clubs, improving them and giving them great careers. Oh yes, Platini thinks teams like Milwall should be afforded protection so they can become top four contenders. Platini needs to understand France would have won fuck all had it not been for Arsene Wenger.
What is his problem? Maybe he is upset he didn’t join Arsenal when he had the chance, or maybe his underlying hatred of Arsenal is down to the fact an Arsenal trained player broke his national scoring record?
Fuck off Platini, you are a cunt…
Thierry bitch’s about not being 100% fit (Who misses that old chesnut?) and claims Barca play more like Bolton direct than Arsenal.
Before you read this, prepare yourself a comfortable space on the floor to roll about laughing on. Libelfootball.com has moved into comedy!
Onto Ian Wright Wright Wright!
Wrighty is claiming insider knowledge that is already in the public domain. Thanks for informing us Thierry was an unsettling influence and that we are better off without him. Thanks for telling him he should have left us two years ago. Thanks for going along with the rest of the worlds footballing pundits and claiming we would collapse without him. You are a great ambassador to the club Mr Wright.
Finally, I dug deep into Le Groves one Video Archive to find the last Goal PV04 scored for the Ars! Its a little motivational watch for the youngsters tonight! What a moment, in the worst game of football I have ever seen! Who said Club Levellers have no passion?
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Good luck to the boys tonight!