Arsenal kids to nick it 1 nil

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I have had so many emails from friends of mine that support the Chavs, it’s so funny, boy they think their money allows them not to lose, they’re banging on about Terry and the Wright Philips miss, but they forget we were all over them and should have scored 6.

Anyway, on to Blackburn, first of all they’ll be hurting a bit, which is good and we’ll be playing the youth team, which should be enough but they
are a tough call, don’t forget we didn’t beat the in the FA cup or the league this year and tonight has to finish on the night, so expect a tricky encounter.


Hoyte Senderos Song Traore

Walcott Diarra Gilberto Diaby

Eduardo Bendtner

Should be a good game and I for one can’t wait.

We have some tough games ahead, with Portsmouth, Spurs and Everton and all in form but if we can get through the next month we should be in position to clean up, then we’ll get Derby and Wigan for the next few games like ManU do!

I have to say I would like to see Gavin Hoyte, Barazite and Merida play a part tonight but we’ll have to wait and see.

I’m going for a 1 nil to the Arsenal, but I’d be happy to win it on penalties, if only to watch Bentley’s face!

Terry out for three months, that’ll teach the greedy bastard to mess with Eboue, my new hero!

It’s a short one today Grovers, but hopefully we will have plenty to talk about tomorrow!

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3 nil, we stuffed the chavs 3 nil!

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We did, but the cheating git ref didn’t allow it.

Well for all those of you (and there weren’t many) that doubted we had the
inside track on team selection, we were right, trust in Le Grove!

I was a little disappointed to see Eboue selected as I think Diarra would have been pumped up big style, but with his whinging about wanting to leave and a sterling performance from Eboue, it worked out well in the end.

Surprised again to see Rosicky instead of Diaby, but again, he had blinder.

Great to see Bendtner come on and Gilberto did steady the ship, so I can’t fault the substitutions, what I can fault however is his obsession with 4-5-1, when he changed and brought the boy wonder on, we became an attacking force, then scored two more and should have had 5.

It was the most biased piece of refereeing that I have ever seen, truly shocking and he should be dropped from the roster, at best or beaten to a pulp, I’ll leave that to you Grover’s to choose.

So we get rid of a slimy toad that has a penchant for mobile phone nocturnal activities, for the best captain we’ve had seen ‘King Tone’ and bring on Clichy, who is without doubt the best left back in the country.

How sick are the chavs? What a piece of smart business that turned out to be from Kenyon!

What the world saw yesterday was that good practice, patience and footballing knowledge and not money is what really counts in the Premiership.

The only chances they had was when the ref gave them a decision and boy am I glad we didn’t buy Shaun Wright Philips, what a waste if £21 million he was.

If I was that ball boys dad, I would be knocking on fat Franks door this morning, what a chicken shit, and if Kolo wasn’t held back, he would be out of football for the foreseeable future.

Sky sports, who always favour the Mancs and the chavs, showed nothing of that incident or the goals that weren’t allowed, if the tables were turned we would still be watching it now.

All the chav supporters I know, will probably become ManU fans now as they are winning more games than them, and their shitty stadium will be even emptier that usual!

At least Gullit said we deserved to win, one day they’ll find someone who likes Arsenal to be a guest on their over rated programme.

That same show that has been slagging us off for ruining English football and welcomes Fabio and his expensive entourage with open arms, what a bunch of hypocrites.

Okay on to tomorrow, it will be interesting to see who plays, but after yesterday, I don’t care, we were truly awesome.

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Arsenal beat the Chavs – Cashley beaten in best left back comp – Fat Frank beats kids

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Finally, the lady is off to sleep and I can post! The worry is, what do I do if she wakes up? Tell her I have snuk out of bed to post a match report…? How weird would that sound? No, I’ll just tell her I was looking at porn. I want her to be dissappointed in a good way.

So how about that chaps and chapesses? What a result! What a game! What a fight!

As usual, I’m not going to post a full match review… I’m not skilled enough journalistically to do that, what I will do is give you a piece of my mind!

Firstly, the starting line up was exactly what we had been praying for. Hleb, Cesc and the Flamster all back in the starting line up. When I arrived in the stadium I could feel the buzz, everyone was excited as they knew we had an excellent chance of turning over a Chavski team which was missing Drogba, Essien and that Portuguese chap who plays centre back. Many Gooners were also excited that Ashley Cole was playing! I noticed quite a few fans franticly blowing up rubber mobile phones! Well played to you guys!

I sat with a Chavski fan, we spoke in depth before the game about the pro’s and cons of each team. The Chavski fan told me that they are playing much in the same way as they had under Mourinho, except players like Joe Cole had been given more creative licence. We also decided that Petr Cech was the best Keeper in the world and that if there was any weakness in the AFC team, it was Almunia (And Eboue). I was confident of a 2-0 victory, he said he would be contented with a draw.

The game kicked off and we were pretty dominant, the difference Flamini made was noticable… he was everywhere. Cesc was looking quite commanding and Adebayor had his touch back. The first half passed without to much to talk about. Clichy had the wee man in his pocket the whole half bar a deflected shot which Almunia caught well. Shevfatso shot powerfully from 20 yards, Almuna parried poorly but we got away with it. According to my TV watching chum, the ball swerved violently… whatever… I shit myself.

Terry got chopped down by Eboue and went off. Bonus, about time he started earning his cash.

Towards the end of the half, Cech duffed a clearance, Arsenal took possession and Rosicky ran at goal… then delivered poorly, we won a corner. I said to the guy sitting next to me,’Teams like Chelsea only make 2 mistakes in a game and you have to capitalise… we just failed to capitalise’. Cesc whipped in the corner… Cech comes out flapping… MISSES… Willy G nods it in to put us one up! WOOO HOOO! We went nuts! Most people my end of the stadium weren’t even sure it went in! I said to the guy next to me, ‘Thats there second mistake!’, oh how we chortled.

The Half time talk was about the good performance, a disliking for Eboue and his ineffective play and also about Big Al’s flap.

Second half starts and Chavski mean business. They spread the ball around a lot better than in the first half and cause us many more problems. Kalou came on and looked very dangerous, Mikel (The filthy cunt) had a few shots, forcing Big Al into a fantastic save. Wright-Phillips shot accross goal from an acute angle which frightened us. Then he missed an open goal from 6 yards, proving family comes first! SEANY WRIGHT WRIGHT WRIGHT!

Arsenal had their fair share of chances! After Eboue was scythed down, Rv to the P came on and looked menaceing… he missed a sitter from 8 yards, powering it over the bar, then he had a goal disallowed because Rosicky was offside. Ade then had a goal disallowed for fouling the dire Ben Tal Haim. The last notable chance was Shevfatso’s freekick, which was rifled at him, great save Al… I knew you were the best!

The game fittingly finished 1.24 seconds early (Yeah, I was timing the injury time) when Cesc chopped Cashley down… Cole bitch slapped Cesc… Cesc pulled an ‘Eboue’ and stayed down… Ref blows up!


So a few points to make about the game.

Did anyone see Fat Frank Lampard shove the ball boy? Thats why no one likes you Frank, you beat kids… you’re a real piece of work. At least Kolo ran half the pitch to give you a bollocking.

Almunia was fantastic. He made some important saves and held the ball well all game. My favourite save was the one that was a cross fizzed in at about 100mph, a Chav player missed it but Big Al kept his eye on it and caught it. Well played sir, you were great.

Ashley Cole hated teh abuse he recieved. He did his best to incite the crowd with some petulant behaviour, but you could tell he was gutted. The funny thing about the abuse is the crowd got bored of it after a while. Our football is too fantastic to worry about that poxy cunt. What made matters worse for Ashley is firstly, Ade chopped him down with a horrror challenge, secondly, Clichy got the man of the match award and looks the better player and thirdly, your make weight for the worst deal in history scored the winner!

The ref was rubbish. His decision making was all over the place and in the second half, it felt like he had been paid off… Shocking reffing. Was I the only Arsenal fan thinking that we were all going to be talking about the disallowed goals costing us 2 points today?

Good job we held on I say!

So 3 points in the bag for us and the Arsenal title challenge rolls on!

Bring on Scum!

Small matter of Blackburn in the Carling cup first!

Happy Sunday evening Grovers!

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