Posts Categorized: News Review

PARTEY TIME + NEW MD ANNOUNCED

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Man, if my life were a kids song right now, it’d be The Wheels On The Bus are struggling. We’re not even out of January and I have gone from ZERO illness in years to a second bout of something horrendous. But… I’m here for you. You are the sick one. Sick in the head… Read more »

ARSENAL WORKSHOP THE NOISE ISSUE

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Arsenal vs Nottingham Forest should be a good game. I’m actually watching it in the Midwest with an English Forest fan. So should be fun. For Arsenal, it’s a return to no-drama business. The pain of December needs to be truly laid to rest with another clinical afternoon in front of goal. My Forest friend… Read more »

WINS AND LOSSES ON INJURY NEWS

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Well, my friends, it would seem the xG warriors and the underlying performance pirates are on the rampage, pillaging old tweets of folk who went far too aggressively against the team in December. Arsenal comfortably with the best attack in the league by npxG since jesus came back from injury late november. 21.03 npxG, liverpool… Read more »

MONDAY DEBRIEF – INJURIES AND BATTLING FOR 2ND

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Well, happy Monday to you! Starting a little 10-day break from the Premier League is always nice after delivering a walloping. Liverpool, who dished out another xG-defying win against a decent Bournemouth, played three games to our one before they meet us. It might not make a difference now, but I can’t imagine fighting on… Read more »

PALACE BRUTALLY SPANKED – CORNER TURNED?

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Arsenal fizzed back into the season with dazzling style by pummeling hapless Crystal Palace with 5 goals. The Le Grove narrative during the break was that results would catch up to performances and that the entire team would get their confidence back again, and that kind of came true in the smallest of sample sizes…. Read more »

TIMBER REALITY CHECK + EMILE SMITH SMACKDOWN

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Guys, I fell for a Fabrizio tweet that said Arsenal were going to move Emile Smith Rowe to West Ham on loan. How could I be so silly? Mikel Arteta came in STRONG in denouncing the rumor. I’m really happy with Emile, he’s on the right trajectory now he’s settled and he’s training really well…. Read more »