Posts Categorized: News Review

REAL HUSBANDS OF ARSENAL

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When I worked in New York, I led the Bravo account. I worked on Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and Below Deck. As a red-blooded man of sport, I went into the job pretending I was taking one for the team. ‘This nonsense isn’t for me’ Then I started watching the shows. The storylines started to… Read more »

ACCEPTING SLOW PLAYER INTEGRATIONS

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Let’s be honest here, that was quite the weekend, right? Liverpool played Chelsea in a leggy League Cup semi-final that went into extra time. Chelsea were really bad, their monstrously expensive squad couldn’t take down a Liverpool side that were cooked by 60 even when they brought on 3 teenagers. I’m finding the post-win narrative… Read more »

ARTETA IS A CRUEL MAN (AND I LOVE IT)

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I cannot overstate how impressive the Arsenal win against Newcastle was. Football seasons are defined by moments – and that moment was the sort that title-winning sides clock up. The context was a terrible loss midweek. How would the boys react? How would their legs feel? How would they cope with a brutal Newcastle side… Read more »

MATCH DAY BLOG – SQUAD BOOST AHEAD OF GAME?

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Well, here we are, a Saturday night game under the lights against Newcastle United. Arsenal going all in on the atmosphere. Arteta is calling for noise in his presser, the club dropped a very nice video hyping the fans and the ‘wall of noise’, and I believe the club is running some sort of beer… Read more »

THE NEWCASTLE TRAP

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Arsenal vs Newcastle is going to be a very BIG game. The trajectory of our season hit a pigeon mid-air – and we’re unsure how quickly the pilots can gain control of the plane. Hopefully, that was just a bout of turbulence and not an engine blowout. The good news on the Arsenal front is… Read more »

NICE BOYS FC

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Arsenal vs Porto didn’t go the way we expected, but it kind of went the way we knew it could because we’ve been there in the past against teams like Milan who would always take advantage of Wenger naivete. You can’t sugarcoat this one; we didn’t perform to the level of post-Dubai 2024. We didn’t… Read more »

MATCH DAY BLOG: PORTO VS ARSENAL

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Mikel Arteta delivered a pretty sober press conference before our first Champions League last 16 in 7 years. He paid respect to Porto as a team, as a historic club, and as a competitor. It was pretty clear that he is very much aware this young team could take the game lightly and find themselves… Read more »