Posts Categorized: News Review

JESUS AND BOSSARD SAVE THE TIE

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Well that was a very weird evening. Arsenal heads into the second leg of the Bayern game with a 2-2 draw and a sharp reminder that top teams, with top players, do not roll over to the new kids on the block. Things started well, Bukayo Saka created a wild piece of individual brilliance when… Read more »

BOYS MUST BECOME MONSTERS

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The quarterfinals are finally upon us, Arsenal are back in the big time, and we’re playing one of the giants of European football. Bayern Munich, the club Ivan Gazidis held up as the model he wanted to adopt at Arsenal 10 years ago, are coming to town. They elicit Bavarian pride, they are competitive, and… Read more »

SPURS CUP FINAL

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Start of the week. What does this week contain? A quarter-final in the Champions League against the MIGHTY Bayern Munich. This is what football is all about, people. Being in the mixer for a massive competition, with the chance to avenge a very one-sided abusive relationship with a German institution. I’m excited. I spoke with… Read more »

TOTAL DOMINANCE FOOTBALL

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The Brighton away game was undoubtedly one of the toughest of our nine remaining fixtures. De Zerbi is a great manager, Brighton has speed and technical talent in abundance, and their home record amounted to just one loss since August. It didn’t matter, again. Our 2024 has been so impervious to pain that Arsenal fans… Read more »

SAKA WILL FLY

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Happy FRIYAY, everyone! How’s it going? I’ve been tinkering with ChatGPT to iron out those pesky grammar and spelling errors. AI is phenomenal, but let me tell you, its best feature is making things very mediocre. In short, you won’t be replacing me with a pocket tech pet anytime soon. The Arsenal news world is… Read more »

BUTTONED UP

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The rotation merchants took a scalp in the Luton Town game. Mikel Arteta made 5 pretty substantial changes to his starting 11 and exited with two goals, a clean sheet, less than 0.3 xG, and a MoTM performance from Emile Smith Rowe. It was a great evening considering we rested Kiwior, Rice, Jorginho, Jesus, Saka,… Read more »

WHO TO ROTATE?

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Luton pose a big threat to Arsenal this evening, they are dangerous because they have nothing to lose. They’re a prison lifer targeting a guard. Chances are low, but if they’re lucky, they could land a killer shank on our season. We cannot allow that to happen. The challenge for Arteta is absolutely clear: How… Read more »