Posts By: Pedro

EXITS WILL BE THE PRIORITY, THEN A KEEPER

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Listen, we have to talk. You’ve all been ‘ooooh, Mesut has to go’, now he ‘might’ be going you are crying into your keyboard sharing 2016 GOALS AND ASSISTS comps? Grow up. If Mesut is leaving, it’s because it suits his back account (at last). Chris Wheatley said there have been talks between DC United… Read more »

LOAN MOVES START TO CHURN

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The Arsenal loans department is cranking through the gears as they race to move players out of the club so they can free some space for inbound players. William Saliba has moved to France, picking Nice as his go-to. He’ll certainly land minutes due to their injuries, and hopefully he’ll play well so we can… Read more »

HOW TO MAKE MOVES LIKE WENGER

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Welcome to Monday. I’m back at work. So are you. Life is shit and miserable. Still, at least we can bask in the mini-glow of a decent run of three wins. Chelsea fans? They are probably not feeling so good right now. Frank Lampard started the season badly and was called a fraud, then he… Read more »

HALE-ENDERS ENERGY INFECTIOUS AS ARSENAL DROP A PERFORMANCE

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Arsenal turned up the heat in the❄️snow❄️in a game we’d historically have trouble in. It was freezing, our form has been shaky, and we were up against a Sam Allardyce side. The perfect concoction for an afternoon of potent shit-housery. Not January 2nd 2021. Arsenal blasted out of the starting blocks and found themselves a… Read more »

SALIBA DEBACLE NEEDS RESOLVING

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Arsenal seems to bounce from crisis to crisis with the fans. William Saliba is the latest exhibit in the hall of ‘WTF ARE WE DOING?.’ The young Frenchman bossed a lot of games in Ligue 1. He made a cup final he wasn’t cleared to play in. He joined up with Arsenal 3 months ahead… Read more »

2021. A NEW CHAPTER IF ARSENAL ACCEPT LESSONS OF 2020

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Welcome to 2021 my darlings! I hope you had a lot of fun and didn’t sleep through it like I did. Fuck 2020. Onto better things, I hope. So, what have we to talk about today? Saed Kolasinac has left the building. He’s taken a loan move to Schalke. He’ll still earn pretty decent money,… Read more »

ARSENAL MAKING MOVES, HUGE JAN 2021 NEEDED

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Well, here we are, the last blog post of 2020. A really, really, really shitty year for everyone. From a football perspective, we’ve had it all. We picked up a young coach who arrested the rot that had set in under Unai. That new coach changed a lot of things. We looked better structured on… Read more »