Posts By: Pedro

ARSENAL TARGETING TWO BRITISH PLAYERS

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Hello people. Sorry for the intermittent posting. I’m on two pitches. What a start to 2021. Talking of pitches, whoever pitched Mesut to Fener, is a genius. The German finally ended his sad Arsenal career, completing his move yesterday. The Turkish fans aren’t just welcoming a player, they’re welcoming a newly adopted child to their… Read more »

THE SAD HISTORY OF THE MESUT ÖZIL SAGA (LONG READ)

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Come on, the headline was fun. I’m just messing around with people. If you want to dedicate your online life to a footballer and you are over the age of 12, that’s totally cool, just accept the banter that comes your way, BECAUSE IT IS WEIRD. David Ornstein dropped the EXCLUSIVE on Mesut agreeing to… Read more »

LEGGY PERFORMANCE SHOWS LIMITS OF SQUAD

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The run is over. It was fun while it lasted. Reality gave us a slap in the face and our charge for top 4 probably died with that point. No Tierney, Partey, or either Gabriel gave us a leggy performance that lacked true penetration. That lack of quality in the final third, both with the… Read more »

HOARDING YOUTH PLAYERS NEEDS TO STOP

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GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY FOR GABI. Now, we begin. There’s really nothing better as a writer than the penning a boring post about how things are pretty decent. It’s a joy after 3 months of writing about how an idea you really pushed was actually pretty terrible. This week is about three things…. Read more »

HUNGER SAVES ARSENAL, AGAIN.

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Mikel Arteta was reminded of the lessons he learned in December in the comfort of a safety blanket FA Cup 3rd round against a team that’s really not that good. The team he rolled out had a few of the problem players we thought might be useful this season. The two most notable were Willian… Read more »

A GAME OF ROTATION + BAD EGGS MOVING ON

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WOW, I leave you for a day and everything goes crazy. Arsenal borrowed £120m for a special covid loan to tide them over until the TV money drops. It’s not a shock. We built our future on having fans in the stadium. There are no fans in the stadium. £93m down the drain with many… Read more »