Posts By: Pedro

ARTETA ‘TWO GAME BREATHER’ PROMISE? READS LIKE NONSENSE

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What are you watching today? PSG? Mbappe, Neymar, and Messi? Ok, me too. There’s only one club in the world that does things the way fans think they should… and that’s PSG. What they did this summer was grotesque. It shouldn’t happen. It’s basically Harlem Globetrotters. But here we are, in the Champions League, watching… Read more »

ARTETA PR TEAM PULLS A SHARP MOVE

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Well, good afternoon to you all. Tomiyasu says ‘I’m buzzing.’ That’s the post people. JUST KIDDING. Rumours are doing the rounds that Bernd Leno has been relegated to club #13 right away. Makes sense now why we dropped such mega-money for Ramsdale. He’s a keeper we all thought was for next season, but Arteta has… Read more »

AUBA FROM ONE YARD TURNS THE TIDE + NEW PLAYER REVIEW

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Arsenal notched their first win of the season versus Norwich City. The game wasn’t easy. The result felt like a bit of a slog. But the 3 points on the board were more than deserved and will hopefully act as a pivot point for the season. The starting line-up was pretty wild. Arteta put most… Read more »

PERFORMANCE TIME

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Well good morning to you ALL! It’s so damn good to be rolling into the start of the new season with SIX new players all 23 or under. I cannot WAIT to see what they can bring to the table today. Today IS the new table after Christmas. Arteta doesn’t have much fan love left… Read more »

EXCLUSIVE: ARSENAL FAN SENTIMENT HITS MAJOR NEW LOW

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A dramatic headline for dramatic times my friends. Today, we’re announcing our partnership with YouGov and their fancy new ‘Chat’ service. YouGov is all about consumer research. If you work in advertising, your media team has used them to tell you what type of biscuits northerners like. If you’ve seen a poll for the elections,… Read more »

ARSENAL ROUND-UP

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Well hello, I’ve been back in the UK, so the blog has taken a bit of a backseat. In fact, I would say this is the first time in many years Arsenal has not been top of mind, and I’ve been out the mix 3 days and I have ZERO idea what is going on…. Read more »