Posts By: Pedro

Observational analysis cost Arsenal £150m

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I remember once as a child, in science class, I called a pal of mine fat in front of a teacher. Mr Smith said, ‘If you were stuck up a mountain, who’d die first? You, because you’re a skinny runt’ ‘Well bitch,’ I responded.

Let’s all laugh at Sanchez + childish fan abuse tiring

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Nothing moistens my loins quite like watching Jose Mourinho tank, especially after the embarrassing carry on they made after signing ball-giver-away in chief, Alexis Sanchez. He gave the ball away 7 times, 50% of his attempted dribbles failed, his pass completion was 74%, and he missed an absolute WHOPPER of a chance. Not sure whopper worked in… Read more »