You know it’s a sad news day when publications start writing stories like, ‘Arsenal fans get excited about something someone said.’ If you’re a journo and that’s all you can muster, have a word with yourself. So anyway, people in the comments section are talking about oral health today. Funny they should be chatting about… Read more »

I’m late to the party, buuuuuuuuut… welcome BACK to Arsenal, Dani Ceballos. This is huge for our season. Dani started 2019 well, then slumped into averageness under poor leadership and an unstructured system. He then made things worse by trying to cut his loan spell short under Mikel… but then something clicked for him and… Read more »

Alexis Sanchez told the world he regretted his move to Manchester United from the very first training session. “Sometimes there are things that you don’t realise until you get there, and I remember the first training session I had, I realised a lot of things. “After the session I got home and I told my… Read more »

Ok, so it’s been a little slower on the feeds today. No new players. I feel empty and sad. Where are my new players? There are a few tidbits buzzing around.

WELCOME, GABRIEL! Arsenal finally announced the Brazilian defender. They kept it fresh and teased the announcement with a group chat call between Luiz and Willian. ‘Who was Guest number 3 going to be on the call?’ I thought it was going to be Kia, but that was a June gag, I should have been wiser…. Read more »

I have a BUSY day today so I’m going to keep this sweet and short. Did the order of that phrase jar you? Good. I’m messing with your damn mind because it makes me feel powerful. First up, good news, Mikhi has left Arsenal. A mutual agreement for each party to go their separate ways… Read more »

Beep, beep, beep… what’s that you hear? It’s Arsenal doing a 3-point turn on Holloway Road to head the other way on the AMN and Martinez exit plans. Beautiful prose, I know. I’m not quite sure the u-turn came yesterday. Ex-Chelsea boss Sarri has said on numerous occasions (before he’s sacked) that professional execs never… Read more »