GREAT news coming from the Reiss Nelson camp, the young English speed merchant is making positive noises about signing a new deal. He had this to say on his season so far. “It is a big achievement to sign for a big club like Arsenal so I’m just delighted with the contract and hopeful can sign it soon,”… Read more »
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Arsene pushes player/fan apathy to new lows in entertaining sh*t show
Everything good and bad about Danny W was on display yesterday as Arsenal bumbled their way past the worst Southampton side we’ve seen in 5 years. He missed an open goal so wide you could have squeezed Samir Nasri’s arse through it, he assisted with a delightful deft touch, and he banged in two goals, one… Read more »
Arsenal vs Southampton – everything is a bit ‘meh’
A bit of a nothing game against Southampton today. It’s at home, where we’re unbeaten in 22 games against them. They are also very deep in a relegation battle. That said, Arsenal are having big problems focusing when games don’t matter. Burnley are right up our backsides again, with just 2 points in it (they… Read more »
EUROPA GIVES ME LIFE – The Ramzil show
Arsene Wenger knows when to dial up a season, and when to put on a show. His band of temperamental misfits pulled it together to a very empty stadium, and dropped CSKA from a great height onto a slab of polished concourse concrete. Not even Arsenal can fuck up a 3 goal advantage. The performance was… Read more »
Arsenal vs CSKA, the biggest match in town
Oh honestly, stop talking about how incredible Liverpool are and let’s have some actual focus on the real European football treat this evening… yes, you know it, it’s Arsenal vs CSKA. The big one. The pantie moistener.
Wenger crafts his season failure excuse with catty precision
Well, who fancies Allegri now? Useless. It’s quite incredible to watch these elite European match-ups, the levels on display are breathtaking. Cristiano, a player whom the metaphoric black armbands were being dished out on account of his career death, turned up with one of the most spectacular bicycle kicks of all time. It was like watching… Read more »
Sexy manager flirts with our darkest desires, but is it us he calls for?
“Certainly I will go abroad,” “In Italy, finished.” That’s Max Allegri. Get used to the name, because we’ll be cursing it this summer when Arsenal pass on his services. Arguably, the Italian is the most suitable candidate to take over from Arsene Wenger when he should be told to pack his bags this summer. The suave… Read more »