Posts By: Pedro

Blood drawn with dry slap + Szoboszlai on the menu

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NORMAL FOOTBALL RETURNS. Yas qweeeeeen. Some extraordinary stuff going on in the world of Arsenal yesterday. Firstly, Don Ornstein, the man that made contacts journalism a thing, was called out by Dani Ceballos as fake news. We spoke about it on the podcast, the feeling is that 2020 has been rough enough and I refuse… Read more »

Can we stop signing expensive players with rival heritage?

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Arsenal dropped their squad picture for the season. Bit weird that Mesut is in it, but hey ho, what are you gonna do? BIG trouble for Willian. He’s been busted taking a hot trip to Dubai to meet with Salt Bae. He was caught by… a photo. Which suggests the trip was probably permitted. The… Read more »

‘Rona nightmare for Arsenal

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Honestly, my tech life is in a SHAMBLES. I lost a laptop to a can of hard seltzer last week. Sunday, I lost my personal one to an update. Today, I was sent a replacement that was broken. I’m in pieces. Gone are the days when a simple reset was all you needed. Currently, I’m… Read more »

LOAN REPORT: Daniel Ballard impressing at Blackpool

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Young Arsenal defender Daniel Ballard has recently gone out on loan to League One Blackpool and we caught up with Sean McGinlay from utmp who gave us an insight into the young Northern Ireland international’s impact so far at Bloomfield Road.  Daniel Ballard is someone that has come to Blackpool with a lot of promise…. Read more »

Chink in the Arsenal armour exposed by leaks

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Welcome to Saturday my darlings, what have we on the frying plate today? Well, we might as well continue talking about miserable things because why not. I think one of the sub-narratives of the mess that we’re in at the moment is leadership at the very top of Arsenal. We’re still in a very messy… Read more »

Crazy Premier League stat Arsenal fans should focus on (long read)

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Sorry, I missed a post yesterday because I’ve been sucked into the International Break Boretex. Let’s start with Auba. Toni faaacking Kroos having a pop about his celebration masks? How dare he. What a joyless curmudgeon. I hope he apologises. Bagging on a fellow pro like that isn’t cool, especially as the celebration is for… Read more »

Time for Aubameyang through the middle? Some numbers…

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Damn, waiting two weeks for football after getting spanked by Villa is a very long time. I hope Arteta is sitting in a cupboard for the first week thinking about what he did, and more importantly, what he plans to do when we come out the backend of this. The good news is that after… Read more »