Well, happy Monday to you! Starting a little 10-day break from the Premier League is always nice after delivering a walloping. Liverpool, who dished out another xG-defying win against a decent Bournemouth, played three games to our one before they meet us. It might not make a difference now, but I can’t imagine fighting on… Read more »
Posts By: Pedro
PALACE BRUTALLY SPANKED – CORNER TURNED?
Arsenal fizzed back into the season with dazzling style by pummeling hapless Crystal Palace with 5 goals. The Le Grove narrative during the break was that results would catch up to performances and that the entire team would get their confidence back again, and that kind of came true in the smallest of sample sizes…. Read more »
TIMBER REALITY CHECK + EMILE SMITH SMACKDOWN
Guys, I fell for a Fabrizio tweet that said Arsenal were going to move Emile Smith Rowe to West Ham on loan. How could I be so silly? Mikel Arteta came in STRONG in denouncing the rumor. I’m really happy with Emile, he’s on the right trajectory now he’s settled and he’s training really well…. Read more »
IVAN TONEY WANTS TITLES – WHO COULD HE BE TALKING ABOUT?
I have never experienced cold like I have this past week… negative 21 celsius. I live in a 200-year house with wood windows that are ornately huge. They were such a perk in the summer. In the winter? A damn deathtrap. It was so cold in my kitchen, it froze the food in my fridge…. Read more »
STRIKER SAYS NO TO JAN MOVE + NEW BALL PLAYING CENTRE BACK
Well good evening fellow transfer fiends. How are we today? Excellent. Let’s talk strikers. Victor Oshimen dealt his Gooner fan club a blow by declaring he’s going nowhere soon. “I am happy with the president. I have an excellent relationship with him, I am sincere. I have a really good relationship with him, he has… Read more »
PSR COMING IN HOT FOR SMALL CLUBS + INJURY UPDATES
The Premier League has charged Nottingham Forest and Everton for PSR breaches. The Evertonians getting done for a second time. The Premier League put out this statement. Both clubs have admitted the breaches, all that is left to do is punish, brutal, but this sort of justice is exactly what has been lacking over the… Read more »
BENZEMA TO ARSENAL?
Well, it is very, very cold where I am. -20 outside. This is going to be one of those ‘should I have upgraded the furnace’ kind of weeks. I’m cold people. Hopes and prayers, please. I tell you what is HAAAAWT. The ITK crowd is now saying that Ivan Toney is the choice of the… Read more »