INTERNATIONAL BREAK DARK ARTS?

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There are rumours all over the internet that the BIG MAN Zinchenko ‘might’ be out again with a calf injury. The news has come from Ukraine national camp. Do NOT doubt Ukrainian intelligence, amirite?

This news could be one of THREE things:

  • He’s injured
  • He’s slightly injured and Arsenal are taking precautions
  • Arsenal are going FULL on dark arts mode to protect an important player

I hope it’s the 3rd. We lost our season on friendlies, if we’re to be accurate and slightly dramatic about things… Thomas Partey and Kieran Tierney didn’t come back the same after their international breaks last season. Our season went to shit.

Teams like Liverpool engineer rest, especially for players that have guaranteed squad places.

Zinchenko doesn’t need to be on friendly duty. There’s no World Cup. So Arsenal should do all they can to stop it.

Arsenal, currently, have 9 games slated for October. 4 Europa games. It is fucking insanity what we do to our players. But, that’s how it’s going to roll, so we’d best use all our powers to make sure we have our best names available.

Most of our players haven’t played for 12 days. That is a long old break. It’s great because batteries do get recharged. It can be problematic because we’d built a head of steam.

Which Arsenal is going to show up at Brentford?

It needs to be an incisive one because if you aren’t at your best for the Bees, they’ll cause problems.

I still have a bitter taste from last season when they had their first-ever home game at their new ground.

  • We were ravaged by COVID
  • We hadn’t done our business
  • The refs let things go their way
  • We lost

This weekend, we really need to make amends by teaching them a harsh lesson.

International managers are grinding my gears but at the same time, I am selfish, and those decisions work for Arsenal.

What decisions?

The three Gabi’s aren’t going away with Brazil this month.

Ben White has NOT been given a call-up.

Gareth Southgate does a good job with England, you can’t deny the results, but he’s quite a dull offering. I think he’s like a lot of folk in that position. He plays into the pecking order of the squad and doesn’t pick based on performances.

Harry Mcguire has been atrocious, he gets the nod.

Trent has been hot spicy garbage, he gets the nod.

Eric Dier is very limited on the ball, he gets the nod.

How can you get angry when the manager has such low standards of selection?

The only thing he can do is put his head done, nurse those tight hamstrings, and play his way into the mixer.

It’s quite mad to me that the build up to the world cup is going to be 13 games in 5 weeks. This is such a ridiculous tournament. Is anyone even excited about it?

I know, I know, I’ll be painting my face red, white and blue and revving up the vuvuzela in 2 weeks time and I’ll be raving about some player called Gerald Aberdeenshire who I will be SURE could light up our right wing next season.

Ok, I’m excited about the World Cup now.

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Naija+soccer

Tottenham 2 goals ahead with 2 shots on target. If it was us, we would have needed 6 shots to score. We will improve in that area this year for sure.

Either the Totts are extremely lucky at scoring goals with low shots on target, or they seem to know what they are doing.

SimpleWay

Another half decent team and the Spuds would’ve been 4/2.

SimpleWay

Not even one good passer in defence or midfield for the Spuds. Their best passer is their striker.

LoveSausage

Positive Pete,

Yeah, might be the case. It never felt like there any true excitement or conviction about him. Always came across as more of a business decision (“PL ready peak age midfielder for 20M”). I still think we shit the bed by not bringing in a midfielder but I’m not sad that we passed on Tielemans.

Nigel Tufnel

What a goal.. Conte teams are so well drilled in sitting back, so hard to get through. Frustrating, and horrible to watch. Leicester winning every duel in midfield. Bissouma can’t break into this team?

SimpleWay

Leicester should just play Maddison false 9 as Daka is shite. That will give them another midfielder to control the game.

Naija+soccer

And they concede and thats what I m talking about.

Samesong

Leicester should just play Maddison false 9 as Daka is shite. That will give them another midfielder to control the game

Iheanacho probably better option but not a bad option.

Samesong

*choice

Bergkamp63

Daka off Vardy on,

Samesong

“Daka off Vardy on,”

Forgot about Vardy. My bad.

TallestTiz

Spurs are really shit though

Topside Northbank

Leicester are a mess at the back have been since Rodgers has been in charge.

Tottenham just need to get crosses in the box, corners or free kicks never seen a top flight team so bad on corners in a long time been all last season as well.

Open play they do create tbf but you really get punished in this league if you try and go toe to toe so open.

Un

Who wanted Ndidi at arsenal? Diss wasn’t it? Fuck that

Benjamin

Hope Leicester relegate this season

Bergkamp63

Shockingly bad !

raptora

I’m not gonna bother going back to the comments section at the time but I was lead to believe Bentancur is a garbage player. It doesn’t look that way.

TallestTiz

Liecester are shitter

What lack of communication there for her goal

Ndido is poor this season.

Surprises some people were calling for him to be signed up

TallestTiz

Auto correct messing up my post

Too lazy to retype guys

Gazza

My word Leicester are making Spurs look good

Bergkamp63

You would have thought a team mate would have shouted man on ?

Bergkamp63

Not seen a PL team this bad in ages !

Un

Rap

Dunno who said that
Bentacur is quality
Ndidi is not

Benjamin

New post

Un

I detest this spurs side
They are sneaky fuckers

Graham62

Losing Kasper Schmeichel has proved massive for Leicester.