Apologies for the delay, but I am now with child, the heir to the Le Grove thrown has been born, and she shall inherit it all.
Before I crack into the post, wow, women are awesome. It’s been a rough year, but the circle of life truly is something special. Even more special that she decided to be born during the off-season. x
OK, let’s talk some soccerball.
We beat Everton.
It was a very preseason-ish friendly. Some sharp reminders of what you missed last season, some big ol’ kippers to the face when you realise how low we were, and how naive some of our hopes were (mine), and to cap it all off, a result that means next to nothing.
There were some areas of the game that I really liked.
Firstly, Gabriel Jesus really is a stark reminder that playing with forwards that can’t do it physically in this league is going to cost you 10 points. What I love about Jesus is he has all the build-up play and work-rate of Lacazette, he has finishing potential that will hopefully move closer to where Auba is, and he has the system understanding that no striker we’ve had over the past 2.5 years has been able to offer. He’s a very intelligent player schooled at the MIT of football.
Mikel Arteta called him ‘chaos’ and that is a leading comment. Chaos, until The OG Lord Of Chaos Nuno Tavares landed in the side, was not really something you would associate with Arsenal. What were we? Very structured, extremely organized, generally very difficult to beat… but there was nothing particularly unexpected about the way we played. No bang-bang, to joga bonito, very little of the stuff that made peak-Wengerball special. I think the manager recognized that and if you asked him he he thought being overstructured impacted us, he might say our inability to come back in games. I think we did it once, against Wolves, when THE AOP Podcast was at the ground.
To my mind, Arsenal are making a move on chaos this window. We are signing players that unlock doors with wild imagination, we are targeting players with power, pace, and explosiveness up front. We’re trying to bolster our weaknesses to give us more in the final third. Zinchenko means we don’t have to drop a midfielder into left-back to start play. Two inverted fullbacks means our #8 can roam into more advanced positions without exposing the team (Xhaka was doing that more at the end of last season and he did it against Everton). Having 5 players in the final third that can run, pass, control, and finish means we’re going to be a nightmare to play against.
Think about how balanced this squad will be.
You won’t be able to press us because we can move the ball around at speed with precision.
You won’t be able to play a high line because every single one of our defenders is a longball specialist and all of our attackers will be electric.
You won’t be able to sit back because we’ll pick locks and finish.
You will struggle to chase games because every player in our team can keep the ball.
If we add a Tielemans and a Leroy Sane to the mixer, what weakness do we have outside lacking experience?
I don’t see one.
Back to the game. Bill Saliba made his debut and he showed a lot of composure. What I liked about his afternoon was the maturity to not overplay. There’s a lot hype around the player. There’s a group of Arsenal fans that truly believe they discovered he was good and they are propping him up for every 6 yard pass. Saliba looks like he should be the best defender in the world and the strengths of his game mean he’s very friendly for a Youtube generation of scouts. He’s dominant, fast, he’s brave, and he looks like a superstar. What I do worry about is Oziltologist like hype that is surrounding him. It is going to be tough for him next year, let’s give him chance before we crown him the new VVD. I’m excited regardless, the fact he can drop in as a right back or a centre back and look comfortable in both positions gives me a lot of hope for the variety that we’ll have tactically next season.
Talking of a young kid and hype. Reuell Walters has dropped out of nowhere and seems to be drawing quite a bit of love from Mikel Arteta. He has all the elements we’re looking for, he has bundles of pace, height, sound technical ability, and he looks very comfortable on the pitch with the seniors. He should look for a loan this season like BNC did. But again, the quality of players coming from the academy is exceptional, even if we did pinch this one from Spurs.
There were some horrorshows. Hector just ain’t it these days. I love the man, I love what he was as a player, but he doesn’t have what we need at this level. Ainsley is in a similar boat. He has the technical level, he could be an elite back-up right back, but he doesn’t have the concentration for a centre mid and that is what he wants.
Eddie Nketiah had a solid game. He looked fit, he made great runs, he moved with the ball really well, and he gave a lot to the team. It was good to see Big Gabriel back in defence again, he’s said no to Juve apparently, so that’s that. I also thought Matt Turner looked a little more settled, it looked like he made a hash of a long looped ball, but I think that was a bit of a freak, and he saved it, so it doesn’t matter. He’s better with the ball at his feet than I think we give credit for.
Only other concern of the day was Ben White, Tomi, KT, and Vieira are doubts at the moment. Ben White is made of the same stuff Xhaka is, so I’m not worried about him… but the fullbacks are a big concern. They are too important to the team to be perma-crocks. Let’s hope we get the back-ups sorted or they get fit and stay fit.
Final piece: Zinchenko to Arsenal looks very likely at £30m. That’s a steal. There has been a bit of debate about where he should play. Arsenal fans are galaxy-braining this deal if they think he’s been signed as a midfielder.
Now, I was wrong about the Tall Boy Summer. It turned out to be Short Kings. So I accept that I might be wrong again. But this is an opinion blog, not a I HAVE TO BE RIGHT blog even though my hit rate is like, 99.9%.
Anyway, this deal is Occam’s Razor for me.
The simplest explanation is probably the right one. If the best manager in the world, who mentored our coach, thought he was a left back, and won titles with him there, then safe to say, he’s probably a left-back.
We are very specifically profiling a left-back that can build play. Zinchenko does that. That style of player is always going to be able to flex into a midfield role. Hence Martinez being a target. But just because you can play there doesn’t mean you will. Two things lead me to this conclusion:
- Arsenal fans struggle to grasp that their opinion of Granit Xhaka isn’t the one they carry at the club. He’s not seen as a problem. No one will call it a failure if this window ends and he’s still here. The player, for the clumsy faults, looks very good in our midfield when he’s next to Partey. He’s brave, hardworking, and he’s a leader. He’s the least of our problems. When we do replace him, I expect it to be a specialist, not an experiment.
- Zinchenko was immense in midfield against Scotland playing for Ukraine. The performance was outrageous. But you’ll find outrageous performances from Thomas Partey as a #10 for Ghana. The international game is different.
- In the Arteta system, the fullback inverts into midfield anyway. No reason to think he’s moving here for any other reason than he wants more than 1200 Premier League minutes a season.
If all of the above is wrong, I’ll delete it, and deny I ever wrote it under questioning.
Oh, maybe I do have two more things?
Lisandro Martinez, to United, for near £60m. Our starting bid? £30m. Do you REALLY think a negotiating team that doubled the value of a 5ft9 centre back in the space of two weeks looked at Steven Bergwijn at Spurs and said, fuck it, shall we just pay the same fee they bought him for because why the f*ck not? Of course they didn’t. Football fans really do believe anything they’re fed.
But, back to Martinez. It’ll be interesting to see if his tremendous heading ability translates into the Premier League. To my mind, at a certain level of competition, you are going to come up against physical barriers. Thomas Vermaelen famously had a tremendous leap at Ajax, but he was poor from setplays in the Premier League. The counter is Ben White, 2 inches taller, has been very good in the air. I’ll be keeping my eye on this. Arteta has gone out of his way to make sure his defenders are tall, it’ll be interesting to see how Ten Hag makes Martinez work.
Anyway, banter aside, they’ve got a top player there… but I’m happier with Zinchenko because we know what he’s about and he’s a total winner.
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That’s me done. xx
P.S. New shirt is a bit tasty, right?
Congratulations on the baby girl Pedro
Wonderful news congrats.❤️
4th
4th?
All hail the queen of Le Grove.
Congrats and a new time, life, awaitens you,. Mostly good stuff.
Congratulations!!!! I have a few things to say about babies: 1. You already saw – women are absolute heroes and many times tougher than men. Fact. 2. You thought you knew what love felt like…. Not true but now you do. 3. You’ll be tired. You’ll hate each other. But it’s only tiredness. 4. Everyone has advice (including me) and you’ll be well served ignoring much of it and doing your own thing. We were raising kids before mamas and papas was a thing. 5. Do not buy expensive kit for a kid. They’ll grow out of it in two… Read more »
Zinchenko lands and Mikaela is born. What a day!
Congrats Daddy !
Congratulations Pedro.
Pedro congratulations on the baby!
Many congrats Pedro, enjoy her and spoil her rotten 🙂
Congrats on the kid.
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And how about big Willie Saliba huh, dude doesn’t look too bad when he is not having a group jacking off session. He has to start over Ben White this season.
Congratulations Pedro
Congrats Pedro.
Have a good feeling about this season. Whisper it, but the owners have been backing Arteta, hope he delivers
Congrats On the little one.
Congratulations on the baby girl. Make it count and cherish every moment
They grow up way too quickly
Big congrats Pedro. Amazing news!
Más to think we could get Zinchenko and Tielemans for the same money as Martinez
Baby Boss is born!
How can we believe united paid £60m for martinez and refuse to believe Ajax paid £30m for Bergwijn? The Ajax official website posted the numbers, not a 3rd party website. People already mentioned they are publicly traded and have to announce these figures yet Pedro keeps repeating this Bergwijn thing like it is fake news yet it is Pedro that keeps this fake news going. I remember when you brought Sophieon the Pod that she mentioned that after the Suarez deal most Clubs stopped taking us seriously with transfers. We have cancelled so many contracts in the last few seasons,… Read more »
Congratulations on the sprog!
Congratulations on the baby, best feeling in the world
We have a good idea that Saliba can play, even stepping up to a much tougher league shouldn’t be a problem. I’m watching his attitude and his satisfaction when he doesn’t start. I won’t even blame him for waiting a bit to extend, to be sure he’s well in the mix… But it will be the noises he makes if he’s not completely satisfied that I’m wary about. I haven’t cared at all for his vibe the past couple years… but there is a chance that he will enjoy playing some really exciting Pepteta ball and getting to use his… Read more »
Getting excited about Zinchenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8AgOlsmgtk
Oh and congrats Pete!
Nigel
I wouldn’t be surprised if he goes
I’m getting that vibe
I think he’s gonna use arsenal as a launch pad for a mega contract somewhere like psg or city in the same way Mbappe did by running his contract down
“Hongera Pedro kwa kuzaliwa kwa mtoto wako. Baraka tele kwake”
Translation: Congratulations Pedro on the birth of your child. Blessings upon her.
That’s how we Swahili speakers say it here in Kenya
Congratulations on the baby Pedders
Very happy for you and your better half
Zinchenko linking up with Martinelli down the left is going to be amazing. Zinchenko offers the passing, control, and martinelli the explosiveness, dribbling, and goal threat
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-FXSW6MQoaY
Nice little bit of insight here
We were fucking robbed
The most disgraceful refereeing decision I’ve seen in the champions league and there have been a few
Congrats Pedro! Really think we might splash another 85 million on Sane and Tielmams?
Congratulations on the newest signing to your family.
This Transfer window has been a big W for Arsenal. Over to Edu to start offloading the Deadwoods.
Congrats Pedro
Hope you have fun changing those diapers
You deserve all the joy in the world.
Congratulations Pedro
I love that patreon thing.
GRÈEEEEEEEEEEED!
I’ve been a major protagonist of Saliba forever
I saw him play in Baltimore and he looked composed against a premier league team.
That said, he will struggle somewhat to adapt.
He seemed very guarded in his approach on Saturday like he was auditioning and didn’t want to make mistakes.
I expect him to make his own share of mistakes this season as he settles into the frenetic pace of the ;league.
Congratulations Pedro! Any news on the name yet? I think the Le Grove consensus is something along the lines of Mikaela. I like your self-evaluation of 99.9% hit rate, if only you move the decimal point back one place. Minor details. Btw, let’s be honest about Lisandro. It’s not nearly 60m. It was 46.8m rising to around 55m. We clearly wanted him and he looks a gem of a player, but if our fall back is Zinchenko at 30m, I’m absolutely thrilled with that. Anyway, and most importantly, enjoy your first few weeks of fatherhood. They’re about as good and… Read more »
Congrats big daddy
Girls are great… until they hit teens LOL
Good point on Saliba from Pedro. Can we also lower the hype on Gabriel Jesus. He’s not going to be banging them in come the proper season like he’s doing pre-season but that’s ok. Don’t want everyone to lose their senses if he goes on a barren run. He’ll contribute in many ways and will be a key part of the season even if he’s only a 1 in 3 scorer.
Hope you’ve got one of these….
https://www.sportbaby.co.uk/products/arsenal-fc-baby-kit-sleepsuit-2021-22?variant=42170815086816¤cy=GBP&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_campaign=gs-2018-11-29&utm_source=google&utm_medium=smart_campaign&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIxZzX2ZqD-QIVTdnVCh3IhgHBEAQYBSABEgItZfD_BwE
My second grandson was welcomed into the world today, like his brother he’ll be suitably dressed!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQOOtIBh1TA
Dream midfield
Cesc and Jack
Had we kept them both for and firing at arsenal. Mouth watering
Congratulations Pedro
Zinchenko looks a home run. Horrific rumours about Melo again -please can we sign Tielemans asap?
Once we’ve done that I don’t see we need to sign anyone else. Thanks
Pedro
This is my first post. Really enjoy your blog. But the main reason for my post is to congratulate you on your happy event. Don’t know if you have had a child before but if not you have some short term challenges but many years of joy ahead.
I love the way we are recruiting. Would like to know more about funding. Is the money loans ? I ecpect so
Since55
Guns
“Girls are great… until they hit teens LOL”
That’s what Air Tags are for, god bless apple
Congrats pedro. The sleepless nights are about to start. And you will have a lot of fun along with it too. Anyway, I am excited by Zinchenko. I wouldn’t want him as the CM but he is better than all of our CMs bar Partey. That says something. I think we need one more player that will play CM. And If Zinchenko is amazing then we can go for another LB and play him CM next season. But I am confident he is the LB. Tierney will have some serious competition. If we get another CM and a Winger then… Read more »
Oh Pedro you even gave us graphs of each player Xhaka and Zinchenko relating to midfield where Zinchenko was winning out in one of the last posts.
You gave us hope.
Congrats to mother and Pedro on the baby girl.
Bacary bbc reporting the martinez deal is about 52m up front w 8.5 in add ons over a 5 yr deal. Unless the ad ons are based on winning the league think its safe to say its a 60m deal all said and done
Tierney if he is not injured is one of the better players.
Zinchenko can oust Xhaka from midfield no problem.
To tell us that the club do not see Xhaka as a problem is old hat news.
It’s a very old blind spot the club have had for years.
Congratz Pedro.. Funny to be excited for a child one will never meet.. But after following your blog from the start and like you and appreciate the writing and being thankful for having it as the first thing to look up when browsing for over 10 years I can u say that I am really happy for you. Enjoy and please spend your time on your daughter.. These first days and weeks are priceless and u never come again ❤️
51m my b
This “u” was not supposed to be there.. But make the sentence somewhat more funny…
Congratulations to you both Pedro. Maybe one day she’ll play for the Arsenal.
We are praying even harder now that Tierney stays injury free for a lengthy period
This will allow Zinchenko to take his place in the midfield..
Zacharse: The BBC reported this: The move, for an initial £49m, is subject to a medical, personal terms being finalised and a UK visa. The deal includes £8.5m in add-ons and £2.2m in solidarity payments to Martinez’s former clubs. The Manchester Evening News reported this: United have agreed a fee of £46.8million, rising to £55.3m, for Martinez on a five-year contract, plus an extra optional year. The Guardian reported this: Manchester United and Ajax have reached an agreement for the transfer of Lisandro Martínez, with the transfer worth €55m (£46.8m) plus €10m in potential add-ons expected to be sealed in… Read more »
Seems like white is gonna be playing a fair amount of rn this yr
Congratulations Pedro! Enjoy every moment. As someone said, they do grow up fast.
I like the players we are bringing in. It would be great if we got Zinchenko, Tielmans and Sane…but that would surely mark the end of the road for Pepe. I do think there’s a player in there, and a consistent run of games would have brought it out.
Shame it hasn’t worked out. He’s fun to watch
Bacary i wouldnt trust manchester news or guardian. Looks like the fee is realistically 59m pound imo
*w solidarity payments
Congratulations to you and your partner Pedro
Zacharse
Athletic reporting:
United have agreed to pay in the region of £47million (€55million) for Martinez, plus another £8.5million (€10million) in potential add-ons.
I hate to tell you, but the BBC is not infallible.
Congrats on the baby, Pedro. Kiss a good night’s sleep goodbye for the next two years…
I can’t lie, the Zinchenko love-in I’m seeing on Twitter is weird.
He’s a very competent players who can obviously operate as a steady LB. But the reality is that he should probably be displacing Xhaka.
Congratulations, again, on the new addition to the family, Pedro!
Amazing, congratulations to you and family. Fatherhood is a very rewarding journey! All the best Pedro.
Zinchenko looking close. Strongly believe that we are making some smart moves in this transfer window. Next season is already looking so promising. .
Congrats Pedro……the circle of life is indeed marvelous
Congratulations Pedro on your new arrival …hope she is doing well
Congratulations on the bebezinha Pedro, you deserve it. I was gassed when we first got blessed with the Jesus rumours, a quick look on tube and it was very clear he’s a problem. Then Pep says he’s the best defensive forward in the world! Already doing it in the prem, only 25. 45? turned down Chav United for Arteta the rookie? mad. Zinchenko, got linked early then we did Ajax a solid lol, Pep Art in joke? Tielemans is in the bag, just waiting for an uber eats driver. Whats more exciting is going from Raphinha to Sane, it’s the… Read more »
The funny part to Utd & Martinez is that peeps on Twitter are framing it as Arsenal being the reason why Utd paid wayyy over the odds LOL
Congratulations to you both Pedro. It’s the most wonderful thing in the world.
Gratz Pedro!
Kids are great, so many good times- and some tough ones too. You’ll be wondering WTF you’ve done to your life at 4.30 in the morning one night, as she projectile vomits all over her bedroom. But, the day will eventually come and they turn 18- like my two- and they get in at 4.30 in the morning….
Seriously, the best of times to come bud. Enjoy!
Congratulations to you and your lady also another addition to the wider Arsenal family as well…..unless she grows up and breaks your heart supporting another team!!
Zinchenko all but confirmed it’s a signing that makes so much sense once again a player City fans would of liked to keep, experienced captain of Ukraine iirc and at 25 not at his peak .Proven player,30m in todays inflated PL market good business.
Congrats Pedro, and you still managed to bash out a blog, what a guy.
Late to the party but sincere congratulations for your little princess, Peter.
Congratulations Pedro, youre about to learn what chaos really is with new baby in your life.
Congratulations Pedro!
Nothing better than kids THEN comes the moment you decide to pull some trans-atlantic flight action, this is the moment you realise just what kind of parent you are. If you want to really double down pull Asia in the 2 or 3s, high level move.
Congratulations to all your family.
Congratulations Pedro. Enjoy every little moment. The sleepless nights, changing nappies the lot. You’ll miss it when it stops i promise you.
According to transfermarket,
Ben White is 1.85m (6’ft.1)
Martinez is 1.75m (5’ft.7)……….(I thought he was 5’ft.9)
If true, that is a massive difference!
Summer over delivering for me thus far: CF: Jesus, Eddie LF: Martinelli, ESR RF: Saka, Vieira, Marquinos AM: Ødegaard, ESR, Vieira CM: Xhaka, Lokonga, Zinchenko HM: Partey, Elneny, LB: Tierney, Zinchenko RB: Tomi, Soares CB: Saliba, Gabriel, White, Holding GK: Ramsdale, Turner That said thought for sure we’d of landed an out and out central mid by now. Xhaka the highlander, arguably Zinchenko could be that guy with many debating where he’ll actually play. Line in this window for me besides chaos seems to be versatility especially where Zinchenko and Vieira are concerned. Next action(s) after Zinchenko will be very… Read more »
Congrats Pedro, being a dad is great stuff
Congratulations Pedro
Little cutie welcome,regards to the mother
Best of luck as you enter fatherhood
Huge Congrats on the birth of your daughter Pedro. I’m sure you’ll have her decked out our kits for years to come!
Hearty Congrats Peds.. !! It’s a beautiful thing.
Got to start her out right, though.. I suggest a Baby Jesus kit.
Well actually I just like sayng Baby Jesus.. but still it would look good.
Congrats Pete on your baby girl as a father of two girls myself it’s amazing how girls love their daddy. You will love her forever more now.
Zinchenko done deal now should be announced weds
Very happy for you and your significant other Pedro, a beautiful baby girl to lighten up your world.
Here’s to a great future for you three! All ahead of you mate.
Congratulations to you both
I second Middy’s idea on the baby Jesus kit.
That Black away strip is absolutely filthy. Have only bought x1 football shirt in donkey’s years but I am definitely picking that one up.
Yep it is nice.. Last kit I got as a gift was an Invicible’s home kit. Haven’t worn it in ages but occasionally I look at it fondly in the closet.
cant be weak when you wearing the black strip…
all black kit means business…
Ordered my son the Jesus shirt. be like Jesus
I reckon the black shirt with “Jesus” on it wall be good enough for sunday best, for church going people.
My boy is a saka nut he got one ordered today
Does look as the Zinchenko deal is a done deal.. He might even make it to training by the Chelsea Preseason match.
BBC are reporting the Zinchenko deal is done
Zinchenko, Gabs, Saliba, TT … does look like a solid defensive line.. Now whether they all play together at the same time .. remains to be seen.
Orlando city vs Arsenal is on ESPN+ AT 7.30pm on Wednesday.
Congrats on the baby girl Pedro.
If we could only get one player in after Zinchenko I’d want it to be a Sangare or Nunes type player, got to fix that DM/CM.
Diss yeah it’s a done deal