xG TABLE FLAMED + RACE FOR TOP 3 GETS SPICY

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GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL!

It’s a huge day for our shared agenda.

Spurs go to Anfield.

Liverpool needs to keep their title fight alive.

Spurs need to take at least a point to keep Thursday spicy and open.

The Premier League this season does not give a fuck about what you think will happen, it works to its own beat, so don’t write of Antonio Conte. He’s a lucky manager, Spurs have been lucky all season, they could easily walk away with 3 points from 1 shot all game, such is the qualidee of Son and Harry Kane.

Then tomorrow, we have to fight for our lives and bring home the 3 points, no question.

The biggest threat Leeds pose is twofold:

  1. They will fly at us regardless of the personnel
  2. They have so few players to choose from it’ll be hard to predict their line-up or tactics

There are also annoying narratives that favor them: they haven’t beaten a top 6 side all season. That’s usually a sign to the footballing gods to work something our way.

Am I thinking about Mark Viduka? Am I thinking about Harry Kewel scoring and running to the corner flag? Am I thinking about David O’leary ruining the Arsenal party of yesteryear? Maybe.

My Uncle, total geezer, major Leeds away day fans, reckons they’ll get slapped. He has zero faith that his team can do anything and he’s not playing games. Says they don’t have the quality to do what they did to us in the past.

Leeds lack top playerrs, they have very little experience, and their defence lives for giving up spaces. They are a club that is pretty incapable of delivering a deep-block for 90minutes. My uncle is adamant that Leeds are going to go down this season.

Mikel Arteta needs to have the team super focused. I’m quite confident we’ll create lots of openings because we tend to do that in most games. In front of our home fans, in the sunshine, with an electric atmosphere, it’ll be very hard for Leeds.

I’d love Eddie to head into his log cabin, chop up some wood, and put a mile-high stack of chips on his shoulder. Leeds treated him badly. He was moved there, he should have gone to Dusseldorf, his career suffered when he sat on the bench. A hat trick would be NICE.

I’m not sure how Arteta will line-up, I’d love to see ESR back in the starting 11, his form has been a bit up and down, he’s clearly not fully fit, but now would be a great time to make a case for the Thursday game.

NO INJURIES is mainly where I am on secondary hopes and dreams.

What is even more tantalizing is that Chelsea dropped 2 points from a winning position against Wolves. They were dreadful again, Thomas Tuchel is overseeing a car crash by Chelsea standards, so a win at Leeds could very much open up the idea of a 3rd place finish.

Also, United losing, AGAIN. Remember how many people thought Ralf Rangnick was the silver bullet they needed and that it was curtains for our challenge?

Tomorrow is a big, big chance to attack a higher position.

It’s a HUGE chance to change how we approach Thursday. If we beat Leeds, Spurs HAS to come and play against us because a point won’t be enough.

This is exactly what we wanted at the start of the season. For our games to matter heading into the final throes of the season.

Before we go, I do want to quickly reference some cheques I’ve been cashing. Remember when we went on an exceptional run of wins after we lost the opening three? And people started throwing around the xG table as a reason to be terrified? I do.

I penned an article about the weaponisation of xG. People went at me about it. DATA IS OUR GOD NOW, PEDRO. But, turns out, my new turn as a data non-believer has led me down a righteous path.

Now I’m cashing cheques, people are all like, ‘oh no, we were just having a rational conversation about xG’… no, we weren’t.

Here’s what was missing from being concerned that we were 5th, but playing like 16th.

There was no context in the xG for the covid outbreak

No context for a newly assembled young team dealing with the top 3 teams so early

No context for game state: xG stated that we lost against Spurs and LCFC. If you watched those games, you’ll have remembered we battered them early, then sat back

There was also a lack of understanding about how young teams perform in general, and teams under Arteta had developed (season prior, post December, we went on a tear).

  • Arteta has a very specific playing style
  • His ideas are complex
  • He relies on automatism that come with time
  • Top young players get better

People couldn’t get that info from xG, but it was clear to anyone paying attention post-December was going to be a lot better, which is why the xG pearl-clutching was bollocks pushed by people who wanted to throw shade at the progress.

xG is a guide, not a god.

Points on the table are more valuable than theory points on an xG table.

Most people cannot be trusted with free data.

Arsenal wouldn’t have spent time fretting over that xG table because they knew what was going on.

We move.

See you in the comments, pray to the gods of gegenpressing, and hope lady luck isn’t in cahoots with Unai Conte this evening.

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Un

Won’t get one easier than that

TheLegendThatIsDennisBergkamp

Ze poacher

Chris

Well in Eddie!!

Keepers getting caught out like that more and more these days!

Dissenter

That’s why we have to keep Eddie
Whatever striker permutations we have for the summer – KEEP EDDIE

Nelson

That would fire up the fans!!!

TheLegendaryDB10

Eddie!!!!!!

Come on!!!

What a great start for us!!!

What a howler from the Leeds keeper!!

Dissenter

Now to hope we don’t concede on the other side

LoveSausage

Respect to Eddie. That’s the sort of run that almost no other player will make.

TheLegendaryDB10

Diss

I absolutely 100% agree.

We need to strengthen the team, not deplete it.

MidwestGun

Little late getting up this morning.. Wake up to their 16 yo looking keeper panicking … Hahaha Good Job … Eddie. Now we just have to not do our usual and let up… after scoring a goal. .

Chris

Eddieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

TheLegendThatIsDennisBergkamp

Let’s go !!!! BOOM !

Nelson

Eddie again

Gommit

I really want the boys to use this game to fix our goal difference..

Dissenter

Sign this boy up

MidwestGun

Boom Boom.. Eddie with a brace already. Nice.

Gommit

And Eddie just scored again

Un

2 assists in 2 games for martinelli
4 goals in 4 game for Eddie

Nelson

That’s what Martinelli can do as a true winger.

Jonko

Great play gabi

MidwestGun

Marti set that up beautifully.

TheLegendaryDB10

Eddie again!

Get in!!!!

Come on The Arsenal!!!

TheLegendThatIsDennisBergkamp

How many more points would we have if we had played him sooner whilst Laca was firing blanks…?

TR7

Thank God Laca was demoted to bench. Eddie a real presence in the box and hustles opposition defenders.

Hopefully 3 points in the bag now !

Jonko

Told ya we would thrash em..that win at Stamford Bridge did something to this team

Dissenter

Feels like Eddie is just on the cusp of having a break out.
Has to be a major priority to keep him

People dropping names of exotic strikers to buy in the summer but we can’t lose the one on our books about to burst into frequent-scoring status.

Dissenter

Nice to just start a game without nerves

TheLegendThatIsDennisBergkamp

Need Everton to win today to help make them safe to make the final game a nothing match (for them and hopefully for us).

MidwestGun

Diss… It’s all on Eddie now… Does he want to stay and will he accept a role as alternate striker as he won’t start every match. Pretty sure we will make him an offer if we haven’t already.

London gunner

Dissenter I was utterly wrong about Eddie I don’t think he is first striker level but he could be our ole solskjær type player.

LoveSausage

I’m getting pretty excited thinking about what Eddie can do against the likes of Dier and Davies. They won’t be playing 5-3-2 against us at home.

Un

Jonko

You did
I stand corrected

London gunner

We need to score as many as possible reducing goal difference could be important

Samesong

Eddie was always going to be up for this game!

Nelson

Gabiel has to calm down a bit. We need him in the NLD

Tony

London could be Red at the end of the season.

andy1886

So much for the ‘tough game’ doomers!! 🤣🤣

MidwestGun

Those dudes can’t handle Martinelli , today. Looks like.

Jonko

Gabi on fire…playing like he knows his place isn’t assured in the starting 11

Samesong

So much for the ‘tough game’ doomers!! 🤣🤣

2-0 can be a dangerous scoreline they score and you know they are back in game.

Dissenter

Midwest
Agreed but we have to reassure him
We have to factor his development into whatever we are trying to do in the summer.
We may not need to but two strikers but one elite striker to compete with Eddie Eddie cannot be a third striker. We only need one striker in the summer.

Arteta made mistakes with him and I’m heartened that he publicly admitted it with regrets to Eddie

Eddie will stay. He won’t find more joy elsewhere that wit a manager who can publicly express regrets

Jonko

Poor from saka..did not track the runner

Gommit

This could turn out to be a game where Salah and Patino get few minutes in second half

Dissenter

Cedric can’t even test the goalie

Jonko

We should be looking to score 5 more..level.on GD but one more on GF

London gunner

What a touch by ode Shame it didn’t end in a goal

TheLegendaryDB10

We are really going for that 3rd goal!!!

Loving it!!!

MidwestGun

I hope so Diss.. Really excited about this summer that includes keeping our own.
Man, Thursday is going to be exciting and fun .. I hope.

Un

That’s what Odegaard can do
He’s just created 2 big chances

Nelson

Eddie can shot better than Saka.

Samesong

That’s a red all day long

Tony

Red

MidwestGun

Would that be considered a big chance by Odegaard…? 2 in a row actually.

Whoaaa da fuck was that?

Dissenter

That’s a red card
Surely

London gunner

Clear red two footed lunge

LoveSausage

That has to be a red.

Tony

Should be off now time to up our GD

MidwestGun

VAR going to send him … I think, Yep.

Dissenter

Shit head

What was the point

Bash them 100

Sing nah nah nah nah , eh eh eh…goodbye

TheLegendaryDB10

That looks like a red, right??

London gunner

Raphina will be off in a bit to.

Let’s rack up the goals

Dissenter

We can reverse the goal difference today

Raphina needs to go too

TheLegendaryDB10

And a red for Raphinia to??? 🤣🤣🤣

LoveSausage

Tomi and Martinelli need to target Raphinha now. He’s already lost his head.

Samesong

Leeds are going down.

Dissenter

Some teams play better one man down

doomer alert

Chris

Let’s rattle in another couple of goals hopefully and bring off some big guns to rest up for Thursday, and give a couple of the kids a run out.

TheLegendaryDB10

Raphinha has the look like he wants to be red carded anyway.

Dissenter

He took off Gerhart?

Chris

Raphina might get sent off too the way he is carrying on. Can just seem him lunging in on someone

Chris

“doomer alert”

No surprise coming from you! Xx

TheLegendaryDB10

I think closing in on the (now) 5 GD btw us and Spurs looks even more feasible.

MidwestGun

Their Keeper touched that.. should have been another corner.

Ash79

Don’t fuck about arsenal, go for the jugular, go for 5 or 6. We haven’t spanked anyone silly for a while. Will help with the GD

London gunner

Sometimes the games actually harder to score when the team has 10 players.

They get even more negative and defensive and we aren’t one of those teams that put teams to the sword.

Samesong

Xhaka calm down

TheLegendThatIsDennisBergkamp

Send them all off. That will help our GD…

Dissenter

Leed are going to end up with 8 men
Xhaka needs to calm down and show leadership

Nigel Tufnel

I expect them to be down to 9 today.

Chris

Anyway fuck Leeds. Hope they go down. Still haven’t forgiven them for 2003.

TheLegendaryDB10

If Xhak a carries on like that he will ended up being carded and sent off.

We can’t have that now.

Tenerife Gooner

Chaka,what a Twat

Tenerife Gooner

X

Ash79

Let’s hope Martinelli and Saka do this to the spurs fullbacks

We know those mugs will stay solid and look for the break

Is Son scores, I’ll never buy a Samsung TV again

MidwestGun

Leeds are gonna do a Leeds and get sent back down..

Man Martinelli is beating them at will. Today. Simple strategy get him the ball.

Ohh…. cleared off the line.

Ash79

I know it’s Leeds but liking Cedric and tomi together… I’d rather Tomi Vs Son however

Dissenter

Some hefty frustration challenges are coming in
I hope we don’t lose players to injury from this game

Jonko

2 nil is still a dangerous scoreline as we saw at the bridge yesterday…need to kill this off quick

Chris

2-0 is a dangerous lead…….yeah but there isn’t much jeopardy here. They are down to men and have got nothing.

Totally one sided, relax you lot!!

Nelson

White has a pretty GF.

MidwestGun

Ben White sitting in the stands with like 3 .. super babes. Nice.

Dissenter

‘ White has a pretty GF’

…who can’t keep her hands off him
I guess his recovery time will be shorter then

Ash79

Ben White…. Perma tan, earrings and various…fuckin state

Sometimes I forget these guys are just kids, who grew up in a materialistic social media world

Topside Northbank

Just about the perfect half for us really playing well Ayling nasty challenge red all day long.

Ben White in crowd by the big smile on his girlfriend’s face I guess his hamstring is not the only muscle being stretched!

TheBayingMob

How that Ayking tackle wasn’t a straight red makes my mind boggle. What cunt needs a VAR review to see that. Gabs was lucky to not have his ankle/leg shattered.

Ash79

Baying…

Because it was Martinelli and not Harry Kane that went down

Watch for all his dirty fouls and dives on Thursday

Ultimate playbook of cuntness coming out Thurs night

Dissenter

The baying mob
The ref didn’t see it properly
VAR reversed it
The system worked perfectly

Nelson

Our game slows down after the red card.

MidwestGun

Good half… Fun to watch. We need these 3 points like nobodies business. so… all good so far.

Thierry Martinelli

Let’s improve that GD today please.