xG TABLE FLAMED + RACE FOR TOP 3 GETS SPICY

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GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL!

It’s a huge day for our shared agenda.

Spurs go to Anfield.

Liverpool needs to keep their title fight alive.

Spurs need to take at least a point to keep Thursday spicy and open.

The Premier League this season does not give a fuck about what you think will happen, it works to its own beat, so don’t write of Antonio Conte. He’s a lucky manager, Spurs have been lucky all season, they could easily walk away with 3 points from 1 shot all game, such is the qualidee of Son and Harry Kane.

Then tomorrow, we have to fight for our lives and bring home the 3 points, no question.

The biggest threat Leeds pose is twofold:

  1. They will fly at us regardless of the personnel
  2. They have so few players to choose from it’ll be hard to predict their line-up or tactics

There are also annoying narratives that favor them: they haven’t beaten a top 6 side all season. That’s usually a sign to the footballing gods to work something our way.

Am I thinking about Mark Viduka? Am I thinking about Harry Kewel scoring and running to the corner flag? Am I thinking about David O’leary ruining the Arsenal party of yesteryear? Maybe.

My Uncle, total geezer, major Leeds away day fans, reckons they’ll get slapped. He has zero faith that his team can do anything and he’s not playing games. Says they don’t have the quality to do what they did to us in the past.

Leeds lack top playerrs, they have very little experience, and their defence lives for giving up spaces. They are a club that is pretty incapable of delivering a deep-block for 90minutes. My uncle is adamant that Leeds are going to go down this season.

Mikel Arteta needs to have the team super focused. I’m quite confident we’ll create lots of openings because we tend to do that in most games. In front of our home fans, in the sunshine, with an electric atmosphere, it’ll be very hard for Leeds.

I’d love Eddie to head into his log cabin, chop up some wood, and put a mile-high stack of chips on his shoulder. Leeds treated him badly. He was moved there, he should have gone to Dusseldorf, his career suffered when he sat on the bench. A hat trick would be NICE.

I’m not sure how Arteta will line-up, I’d love to see ESR back in the starting 11, his form has been a bit up and down, he’s clearly not fully fit, but now would be a great time to make a case for the Thursday game.

NO INJURIES is mainly where I am on secondary hopes and dreams.

What is even more tantalizing is that Chelsea dropped 2 points from a winning position against Wolves. They were dreadful again, Thomas Tuchel is overseeing a car crash by Chelsea standards, so a win at Leeds could very much open up the idea of a 3rd place finish.

Also, United losing, AGAIN. Remember how many people thought Ralf Rangnick was the silver bullet they needed and that it was curtains for our challenge?

Tomorrow is a big, big chance to attack a higher position.

It’s a HUGE chance to change how we approach Thursday. If we beat Leeds, Spurs HAS to come and play against us because a point won’t be enough.

This is exactly what we wanted at the start of the season. For our games to matter heading into the final throes of the season.

Before we go, I do want to quickly reference some cheques I’ve been cashing. Remember when we went on an exceptional run of wins after we lost the opening three? And people started throwing around the xG table as a reason to be terrified? I do.

I penned an article about the weaponisation of xG. People went at me about it. DATA IS OUR GOD NOW, PEDRO. But, turns out, my new turn as a data non-believer has led me down a righteous path.

Now I’m cashing cheques, people are all like, ‘oh no, we were just having a rational conversation about xG’… no, we weren’t.

Here’s what was missing from being concerned that we were 5th, but playing like 16th.

There was no context in the xG for the covid outbreak

No context for a newly assembled young team dealing with the top 3 teams so early

No context for game state: xG stated that we lost against Spurs and LCFC. If you watched those games, you’ll have remembered we battered them early, then sat back

There was also a lack of understanding about how young teams perform in general, and teams under Arteta had developed (season prior, post December, we went on a tear).

  • Arteta has a very specific playing style
  • His ideas are complex
  • He relies on automatism that come with time
  • Top young players get better

People couldn’t get that info from xG, but it was clear to anyone paying attention post-December was going to be a lot better, which is why the xG pearl-clutching was bollocks pushed by people who wanted to throw shade at the progress.

xG is a guide, not a god.

Points on the table are more valuable than theory points on an xG table.

Most people cannot be trusted with free data.

Arsenal wouldn’t have spent time fretting over that xG table because they knew what was going on.

We move.

See you in the comments, pray to the gods of gegenpressing, and hope lady luck isn’t in cahoots with Unai Conte this evening.

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Leftside

1st

grooveydaddy

1st

Leftside

2nd

Leftside

Tro4hy

grooveydaddy

Tr4phy

Leftside

Thats how I feel about later as said in last post. Spurs are such a jammy side you never know. One source of comfort is that Liverpool are a formidable juggernaut especially at Anfield.

G

Said it before.. if we play spurs 5 points clear it’s still not over,,, they can beat us and we can drop 2 points at Newcastle for example and we lose out on goal difference… having said that I still think we’ll get 4th

Zacharse

can’t remember who here told me wolves were at the beach already… but that’s in the past now. the future is about 2 games, them going away to leeds a few days before the FA final and the final day of the season playing watford who in a game like that won’t want to get their bottoms spanked and in general can cause some problems on their day even if their campaign has been rewarded with relegation…

Gommit

Going to the local pub now.. to cheer on Liverpool! The run-in will be fun.. it is really nice to be invested and excited again, its been awhile

p.s. Brighton 3 – 0 MU… long may it continue!

Samesong

Banter FC

andy1886

United falling to pieces 😂😂😂

Madhu

4-0 to BHA wow so 5th place is guaranteed for Arsenal now. Manu is priceless giving us so much joy. Ronaldo laughing at his own team is priceless. Happy days. We just need to need to win against Leeds tomorrow.

Leftside

Wow

Graham62

Brighton are the third best footballing team in the PL.

No question.

David Smith

5th at worst for us now

Bergkamp63

G,

Be sure to use a 90c hot wash when you do your next laundry load !

Mark

Utd getting a slapping. You gotta love it.. just need Liverpool to follow the script and give it to the Spuds.

Samir

We need Bissouma 100%. Cucerella would be nice too.

raptora

What an absolutely shocking appointment Rangnick turned out. Not surprised though. Horrible fit but he was not even a proven elite/top class manager and it showed. Fkin Ole managed to extract more of this group.

What’s worse, some of his statements should never have been said in the public regarding how bad the club is right now. It basically removed their aura of a big club and gave belief to every team even the minnows. Shocking stuff.

Leftside

Ralf for me has been poor on the field but he has been good off the pitch. He hasn’t coddled these huge egos at all like Ole would, and he’s in a good position to advise Ten Haag on the characteristics of this sad bunch in the summer.

I can only recall TR7 (where art thou) on here aside from me all along saying this group of players are beyond overrated.

T

I had a quiet little laugh on my own watching manure fall to peaces and thinking that had ronaldo gone to brighton he would have probably scored 30 goals this season and god only knows how high they would have gotten… 😀

Tom

raptora, agree completely.
People having a wank fest over Conte’s meltdowns , and rightfully so, but what Rangnick’s done is way worse.
Basically, he threw everyone associated with United prior to his appointment under a fucking bus and then backed it up slowly making sure no one has survived.

Six years to turn them around is a cop out if I ever saw one.
That’s twelve TW’s , are you fucking kidding me?

Thierry Martinelli

Chelsea couldn’t resist the chaos in London. Well, welcome to party

Samesong

Spurs are looking competitive.

Jonko

Am i the only one rooting for a draw? As much as i hate the scum i won’t be able to stomach a quadruple for the scousers either

Dissenter

Michael Oliver is quietly having a poor game

Dissenter

Jenko

‘Am i the only one rooting for a draw? As much as i hate the scum i won’t be able to stomach a quadruple for the scousers either’

Hopefully you’re the only one
If spurs draw this game and beat us on Thursday, 4th place is all but theirs.
They will be equal on points with a higher GD and have Norwich away + Burnley at Hume left to play.

LoveSausage

Liverpool aren’t looking sharp so far. If they don’t get it together soon that Beavis-looking motherf-er will score. I can feel it.

LoveSausage

Ffs… put that under the bar…

Leftside

Yeah that is insane thinking Jenko. Spurs need to lose we are counting on this result.

Leftside

And when you see those misses, come on

Naija+soccer

Be interesting to see how this 3 at the back defence handle Liverpool’s attack.

Samesong

Liverpool final ball has been lacking. Spurs have defended quite well this half.

Dissenter

Spurs have to lose today.
If they draw at Anfield, then they take control of the 4th spot on Wednesday should they beat us.

Major_Jeneral

Conte micromanaging from the sidelines but when Mikel does it, haters says he does not trust his players. Liverpool will still win this. They aren’t even in second gear yet

UTarse

Let me try again… how the fuck have the spuds not been given a single yellow card in that half ?!

Topside Northbamk

Diss,

If the game ends a draw tonight and we beat Leeds we will be 4 points ahead.

Thursday if we are beat still a point ahead if the above happens would still be in our hands.

All if’s and buts lots of different scenario’s of course!

Steveyg87

Pool need to pull finger out second half

Colney Gooner

spurs playing well at Liverpool and 0-0 at HT. I can see them nicking this as they have come closest in the first half, hitting the post.

Southern Slide Tackle

Salah needs to start looking like Salah out there!

Nigel Tufnel

The scum might do this? What a nightmare.

Dissenter

Effing disaster

Leftside

Ridiculous

Dissenter

Liverpool have been sleep walking for the entire day
They win this and beat us on Wednesday, it’s sayonara

Southern Slide Tackle

Certainly feels like it’ll go to the team who scores first. Could easily see that team winning by multiple scores too.

LoveSausage

Fucking hell this is bad. Liverpool have looked like us when we play against a low block. Rank horseshoe football, poor final ball, and defensively suspicious.

Sly

Wtf

Samesong

They said Liverpool will defintely beat Spurs ffs you guys………

This was not in the script. Wake up Liverpool !!!

David.D

I don’t fucking believe it

Colney Gooner

That’s fucked us

Sly

Spurs won’t play with a low block against us tho
Conte will fancy his chances

Gazza

Liverpool all over the place in defence

David.D

Had a bad feeling about this game
FUCKS SAKE!!!!!

Dissenter

Samesong
That’s me

Game still has a half hour left
Liverpool’s bench can change the game.

Nigel Tufnel

It figures

BacaryisGod

The warning signs were there.
1)They did it to City.
2)They have the players to punish on the counter.
3) Liverpool had a tiring 2nd leg SF in Spain midweek.

Br0wnie

How does Pool give them that much room? Sunday league defense

Jonko

You cant have expected Arsenal to pull off something like this….and yet the manager gets the deal before the jobs done…mediocrity with a capital M

LoveSausage

Ratface warming up. He always scores in important games.

Nigel Tufnel

We might have to earn this the hard way.

BacaryisGod

Now we might be down a point going into a game tomorrow against a team that has won two and drawn one of its last 3 Premier League games.

Samesong

Can see us being all nervous tomorrow. Pressure on!

Little Mozart

Just when you want Liverpool to do a job for you!

Luteo Guenreira

Still fancy Pool to at least draw.

Samesong

Still fancy Pool to at least draw.

That’s still not great for us

BacaryisGod

On the plus side, if Liverpool can come back and win. We can stick a fork in Spurs. They’ll be done.

Little Mozart

Maybe we should be praying for a complete melt down at chelsea

Luteo Guenreira

Better than a Spurs win no? With a draw here we’ll still be 4 points ahead going into the derby if we win tomorrow.

Benjamin

That’s still not great for us.

Errr, yes it would

Luteo Guenreira

Wait I’m doing the math wrong fuck sorry

Dissenter

Liverpool don’t look like scoring in the next 10 hours

Samesong

Liverpool crossing high balls to the spurs defenders all the time. Food and drink!

Samesong

Bring on Firminho.

UTarse

This is fucking horrible, Liverpool have been rank, lucky spuds.

Luteo Guenreira

Wait am I? 2 points now, 1 point with a draw. 4 points if we beat Leeds right?

Nigel Tufnel

Now Liverpool crossing constantly. That’s not their game.

Habesha Gooner

FFS
Me and Dissenter Jinxed it. I thought Liverpool would smash them. I hope this is a draw at least. Looks like we have to earn our top 4 place at the shit hart lane.

Southern Slide Tackle

Agreed Dis. Long passes switching the filed isn’t doing shit. Imo they Need to be more direct and make Spurs swear it out by playing it into their box.

LoveSausage

Haven’t seen Liverpool this shit since they were coached by Brendan.

karim

Luteo

Lol yes that’s right

LoveSausage

Geeeeeeet in!

Here we go, the comeback

Little Mozart

Diaz…..maybe, just maybe…..

Sly

Yeeesss

Dissenter

Hoopsy droopy

Sigh of relief

UTarse

Fucking get in you caaaaaaants

Leftside

Never cheered a Liverpool goal so much

MidwestGun

Game on…now. some of y’all need to calm down…. hahaha

Colney Gooner

1-1 but spurs still looking most likely winners

Samesong

U lot are ahead of me ffs

David.D

Yessss!!!

Southern Slide Tackle

One more. Let’s go!

WengerEagle

Are Pool having a laugh? Spuds at home should be a lay-up for them.

Sly

Pool penalty on the cards

Avi

Now go get the win fcking Dippers

Habesha Gooner

Well there you go. I thought spurs would lose this. And I would have been very surprised to see them win it. How Jammy are Liverpool though to be saved from a title race collapse by that weird deflection goal.

Dissenter

Conte wants to keep the draw

LoveSausage

Midwest,

I think I’ll need to pop an edible after this game. My pulse is through the roof.

MidwestGun

Mo Salah is not the best player in the world though.. I will say that.

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