ARSENAL STILL IN HIB-ERNATION – WAKE UP!

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Soooooo… #ArtetaOut?

Lololololl… it’s preseason people, take a walk outside if you are upset over a run out in the park on July 13th. This season really is going to be a painful one if we’re dropping big tears this early on.

The negatives? No one wants to see Willian and Kola in our starting 11. Kola is gone. Bin him. Give him a free. Willian? Well, we’re stuck with him, let’s be clear, Fabrizio Romano and the ITK crowd have his exit very wrong. No one will pay his monster salary and I doubt he’s taking a pay cut… I just hope Arteta doesn’t spend 4 months realizing he’s probably a dead player.

The positives? We saw a whole bunch of debuts happen and some of the kids look pretty decent. None of them will be with the first team squad come the opening day of the season, but it’s great to see them considered. I felt for Okonkwo, he hashed up a back pass that led to an early goal, but that’s being young in a vital position… mistakes happen.

ESR looked good, Arteta said he’s 100% staying. He’s not often wrong on who is staying.

Pepe missed a penalty, but he was dangerous all game despite not scoring.

PARTEY WAS CLOSE FROM LONG RANGE.

Our next game is at the weekend and we’ll have a chance to see what Stevie G is all about. More fitness in the legs, hopefully at least 11 sales, Tavares will join and we’ll get to see him for the first time. Imagine that, a good back-up left-back?!

My bigger worry is the lack of big-name signings. It feels like we might want to see Ben White as soon as possible. I think most England players will get 4 weeks off, so I’m not sure we can speed that reality up. Also, are we moving on a creative player? If it’s Maddison, make it happen. If it’s Aouar, do the damn deal. Messing around trying to save wages won’t be an excuse mid-September if we have 3 points on the board.

Glad to see that Bukayo Saka is still winning fans on the internet. I was sent this quote from Theodore Roosevelt, hated myself because I am a critic, but then thought about Bukayo.

‘It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit deserves to the man who is actually in the arena.’

Amen to that Teddy. A man of great privilege who did some pretty awesome things. When he was the NYC police commissioner, he’d go out at night undercover and bust crooked cops. The legend of this behavior helped correct the department. I love that sort of principled approach to life.

Anyway, Declan, single, working real estate in Manchester can keep his mouth shut about Bukayo. Sorry, ex-estate agent, no one cares or backs your views.

So a pretty short one today… but… Johnny and I did a podcast that ALSO comes in video format so you can see our faces. This week, we talk about Saka (and the climate of racism around our heroes), ESR, and giving chances to kids. Tune in with your eyes or ears and 5* rating as always.

See you BELOW.

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VIDEO WOO! I would embed twitch, but it’s complicated (here). So watch it on Youtube instead.

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PhD2020

AlmuniasaynomoreJuly 14, 2021 17:35:56

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Quite funny.

Made me chuckle a lot…

WengerEagle

Rich

Coincidence that they all fell off a cliff here?

List of current top end players over 30:

Messi, Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Benzema, De Bruyne, Sergio Ramos, Kroos, Modric, Gundogan, Chiellini, Bonucci, Suarez, Muller, Insigne, Di Maria, Mahrez, Griezmann, Ilicic, Papu Gomez, Duvan Zapata, Muriel, Ibrahimovic.

Lot of forwards in there interestingly.

Batistuta

Lol Alumunia what are you smoking mate

Rich

WE I think it’s because we’ve got history, but I’m so opposed to anything more than 12 month contracts to outfield players over 30 now, then make them earn their extensions Aubameyang isn’t my cup of tea, but since we’re probably stuck with him, we have to try and extract some type of value from him Hopefully last season was just a blip, and if we start creating more chances, we can get 20-25 goals out of him next season Other than goals, he really doesn’t offer much else, he goes missing for large chunks of the game, which is… Read more »

Sly

Looks like bellerins inter move is gaining traction

Danny S

Ernest

I was only asking as if it is Don, it’s totally pathetic that he is once again back under a different name.
What an absolute tool 😂

Champagne Charlie

Some Orbinho nuggets to ponder: “The last time that Arsenal failed to qualify for Europe they broke the British transfer record by signing Dennis Bergkamp.“ “Kieran Tierney created more chances from open play than any other Arsenal player in 2020-21 – 41.“ “Arsenal scored fewer goals (24) at home in the 2020-21 league season than in any campaign since 1973-74 (23)” “Nicolas Pepe has played 89 games for Arsenal over the last two seasons – that’s more than any other player in the squad.“ “Shots on target from outside the box in 2020-21 Arsenal 28 Bruno Fernandes 24 Rashford, Ward-Prowse… Read more »

Tom

Almunia with another gem
That boy’s got talent, a closeted playwright perhaps.

Marc

CC

Mate it’s all going to be fine – we’re signing a CB who can pass out from the back for over £50 million.

WengerEagle

Rich Haven’t completely given up on Auba yet but not overly hopeful that he will bounce back true to form, he looks in the midst of a terminal decline. Agree that giving him a bumper three year deal aged 31 was really dense and short-sighted. Charlie Nice Tierney stat there. Really do love the lad- when he is on the pitch at least. He’s been Jack Wilshere/Tomas Rosicky’s injury love-child to date so it may be a battle that we will have to get used to as players rarely shake these kind of nagging injury-prone make-ups barring the odd exception… Read more »

Tom

“Nicolas Pepe has played 89 games for Arsenal over the last two seasons – that’s more than any other player in the squad.“

Well, at least we’re getting some mileage out of him if not always the quality , no?

PhD2020

BroccoJuly 14, 2021 19:11:46 Marc I’m being labelled all sorts because I believe you have the right to boo an anthem it’s pantomime. It’s an embarrassing gathering of soy boys competing in a daily wokefest. ——- For all your bravado and peacock posturing, why don’t you take a lovely holiday trip to China and attend a gathering of sorts, where the national anthem is being played and boo their anthem to your hearts content? See,what awaits you? Better still,why don’t you attend an Italian national football game and sit amongst some ultra’s and boo their national anthem..Let’s see how that… Read more »

englandsbest

Still unconvinced the WC will take place in Qatar. It was a nutty idea in the first place, and the closer it comes, the nuttier it gets. Latest is that it starts seven days after the season pause with no international games in the prior two months. Finally throw in that the guys who made the decision back then were corrupt, and it becomes an invitation to a party that nobody much wants to go to.

Least of all the players.

Summer 2025 UK and Ireland sounds more likely

WengerEagle

Lools like Barcelona are going to swap Griezmann for Saul Niguez with Atletico Madrid.

Pretty nuts that they paid 120m for him only two years ago. Predictable that they would try to move him on though having just signed both Aguero and Memphis Depay.

Saul at least improves their midfield which looks pretty strong now between Pedri, De Jong and Saul Niguez as well as Busquets still able to contribute.

Better balance to them with Saul in there. Still need to sort out their mess of a defence mind.

Champagne Charlie

Marc Hear he can play as a DM, but unless he’s also pretty prolific at CAM he won’t be tickling my pickle alone. Weagle Yea Tierney is a big presence for us, also shows up the ‘we’re covered’ narrative in terms of creative players. Bunch of penalty box players alongside a couple of promising children. If our marauding Scot is our most prolific creator you know there’s a glaring hole in the side. Tom Hard to back the ‘he needs games’ rhetoric often seen on here if he’s dropped most games in two years. Maybe his inherent quality needs a… Read more »

Dissenter

CC
Careful, you’re becoming to Pepe what Ishola was for Xhaka.

He’s done as good or even better than Zaha since he joined Arsenal. I juxtaposed him with Zaha because he was your preferred choice and his transfer fee would have been similar to Pepe’s

Marc

“Finally throw in that the guys who made the decision back then were corrupt”

The guys back then were corrupt?

Marc

CC

Unless we’re going to spend far more than any of the more balanced posters seem to think we will the signing of White is the most backwards piece of business I can ever remember us doing.

Rich

PMS2020, Wants the authorities in this country to copy the Chinese model He has a problem with booing a national anthem, but he has no problem with someone being assaulted and hospitalised for booing a national anthem This guy really loves national anthems, supports serious assaults, and authoritarian regimes He wants everyone to bend to his vision of society, and if people get hurt, and the authorities have to step in and enforce compliance Then he’s more than happy for that to happen He’s an absolute lunatic Freedom of expression? Hell no The right to offend others? Not a chance….… Read more »

TheBayingMob

Watched the twitch, whatever the FUCK that is … Pete mate, sort that barnet out …

Champagne Charlie

Dissenter

I’m not Orbinho, these are a bunch of stats he pumped out in the last two days since the Euro’s ended. Also not interested in debating Zaha and Pepe, there isn’t one to have.

Marc

TheBayingMob

It’s Duane Dibbley!

TheBayingMob

Hahahaha

englandsbest

marc

Sepp Blatter was head man at the time. Need I say more?

raptora

Stop bullying Pedro! It’s enough he had to sleep in that hotel room.

TheBayingMob

I think Beckham and the effigy thing was for getting himself getting sent off against Argentina for kicking out at Simeone … IIRC … I’m not sure he missed a penalty even tho I think we did go out of France 98 in that game … on penalties …

Marc

eb

As the Who said “new boss same as the old boss”.

Have the seen the fatality numbers on the stadium builds out there? Someone needs to go down for mass murder.

Marc

raptora

I’m not bullying Pedro – I respect his haircut and his thermos flask.

Habesha Gooner

Out of those 89 matches, how many of those were cameos from the bench? I would bet over half of those games were sub appearances. Some players need consistent trust and game time to be at their best. Pepe has shown that whenever he has played Consecutive games.

raptora

https://www.twitch.tv/arsenalofficial

Showing the Arsenal 200 goals of the century!

PhD2020

RichJuly 14, 2021 20:10:25 Wants the authorities in this country to copy the Chinese model —— Another complete misrepresentation of my statements and opinions offered by me.Not the first time, nor the second time you’ve attempted to h.i.j.a.c.k. or ransack what was being said by me in the past and today.Just displaying your lazy ignorance and your lack of intellectual insight that’s on display in n.e.o.n lights for all to see. On that note,I’ll leave you with the following food for thought.It might go over your head,but I think even for you- it’s very s.i.m.p.l.i.f.i.e.d for someone with your basic… Read more »

PhD2020

PS
So foresight,was the banned word(which I had to remove).Anyway,where I’ve put dots betweeen the words,I assumed they were the banned words.So the dots were done on purpose,as the post kept being rejected.

PhD2020

Haha,but foresight now gets accepted..Weird system.

Pierre

Pepe has 9 goals in his last 13 starts in the premier league is a pretty decent return for a wide player.

2 of our “promising children” Smith Rowe and Willock definitely staying …great news as far as I’m concerned .

A just reward for saving Arsenal and Newcastle’s season’s, which were remarkable achievements for a couple of lads who probably hadn’t started more that ten league games between them.

andy1886

“The “toxic” issue of racism is fuelling a growing threat from the far right, the head of MI5 has warned.

Ken McCallum said MI5 was seeing teenagers as young as 13 drawn into extremist activity, often online.”

And there I was thinking that it was the lurking Marxists that I had to worry about…

Marc

andy

They’re both at the extremes of the spectrum and as bad as each other.

Vintage Gun

“2 of our “promising children” Smith Rowe and Willock definitely staying …great news as far as I’m concerned”

Not too sure

After the game yesterday when asked about Willock Arteta spoke along the lines of “while he’s here we’ll utilize him”

But when asked about Smith Rowe he responded “100% staying”

Sounds like we’re open to offers for Willock

Rich

Andy I know this probably doesn’t fit your everyone is racist narrative, so I’m sorry to throw a spanner in the works Analysis shows that out of 585,000 tweets sent to England players during the group stages, 44 were racist. That’s 0.0075%. meaning 99.9925% were not racist That’s 44 too many, but a large percentage of those came from outside the U.K. .. The Centre for Countering Digital Hate, found 105 Instagram accounts had directed abuse towards England players after the final. BBC Newsnight’s investigation revealed the locations of 64 of those accounts, of which only 5 came from the… Read more »

andy1886

Rich, I didn’t write that, it was the head of M15 who said it. But hey, if you think that the head of MI5 is talking bollocks by all means let him know.

I did write the bit about Marxists because I find the repeated references to such in connection with ‘taking the knee’ ridiculous. This country really doesn’t have a Marxist problem although some seem to believe that there is a Marxist bogeyman hiding around every corner.

Marc’s correct of course, there are extremist nutters of all persuasions. And the majority of fair minded people condemn them all.

Pedro

Guys, anyone heard from Benny who posts on here? Emailed him and got nothing back,

Pedro

Also, no politics.

Goobergooner

Benny DeVito?

Champagne Charlie

Pedro

Benny posted a couple of months back (maybe sooner), and discovered that Banford had used his email address to post under his moniker on here.

Perhaps he changed details and purged the email previously used?

Pedro

CC, I’m a bit worried about him. He’s usually rapid on the response and he’d certainly check in on here. Gonna follow up on his twitter.

Goobergooner

Cc that is some strange behaviour right there.

Champagne Charlie

Pedro

Hopefully it’s a just something like the above, or a bit of unusual oversight.

Goobergooner

Yeah he was always so positive too, seems unusual he’d disappear.

But Banford putting words in your mouth can’t have been fun

Guns of SF

wish we signed someone…. today.
I could say it was the best birthday present ever….
but no… 🙁

Rich

Guns

Happy birthday 🥳

Guns of SF

Hey thanks Rich! Gonna go out for a nice dinner- get a glass of Pinot…. went to the gym today, so can get a little more friendly with the food today.

Goobergooner

Oh yeah forgot to give you a shout out guns!
Hope you had a great one mate!

Pedro

Guns, happy birthday!

Goobergooner

Peds, don’t mind the new hair chop by the way

Pedro

Thanks Goober, saw China giving me shit for it last night… how bloody dare he!

Zacharse

Not watching pre season but saw a headline saying willian now has a pot belly… wtf is up w him? Why was he even trying to get 200k a week from an mls team???

Zacharse

“ They’re both at the extremes of the spectrum and as bad as each other”

Love this political stance. Especially in light of the amount of racist abuse on social media at the moment. So sharp. So deep.

China1

I never mentioned your hair! I just said I give you a lot of shit, which I do. Do you know how hard it is to get a good short back and sides in China? I’m on no position to mock anyone’s hair. I’ve been here 7 years and I still have difficulty just getting a fucking basic short back and sides that looks fine. They always want the top of the sides and back to be longer. I don’t know why, it’s like a fetish. I had one a couple of years back that was somehow so shit I… Read more »

China1

Why steak benny’s email when you have a friend as good as darian0 to post for you?

Guns of SF

Thanks Bros for the birthday wishes!

Tony

Almuniasaynomore
“Talkshite radio phone in”

Funny and enjoyable I thought this Brocco chap belonged to the Don and his multiple personalities.

His wife must wake up each morning and wonder who’s she’s married to that day? She has to guess with name to call him?

Ah the life in the Don’s home. Must be a riot.

Guns of SF

U sure thats Don? Don was not a fan of grammar much. This fella seems slightly more refined with his writing.
Not so much his content tho

WengerEagle

Pedro Benny posted on here a couple of days ago after the Euros Final. Hopefully he’s all right but may be the case because it was a single post it slipped by people’s attention. bennydevito July 12, 2021 12:21:37 ”As far I’m concerned Southgate lost us the match with his negative team selection, not starting or bringing on Grealish early enough and not bringing on Rashford and Sancho at the start of extra time. They barely kicked the ball then went in cold on the penalties, it was stupid.That aside the Italians cheated with their rotational fouling, hacking, stamping, blocking,… Read more »

WengerEagle

Guns of SF

Happy Birthday mate.

Pedro

Guns, it’s don. Always the same pattern. Sneaks on after desperately trying for months, immediately starts abusing, gets banned… rinse repeat.

Goobergooner

Pedro, it’s fun to take some bullets, but sorry for engaging him and bringing the blog down to his level.

Samesong

Happy Birthday Guns.

Goobergooner

So does anyone here have any understanding of our scouting network since Raul and co tore it apart?

MD-Gunner

Scouting network could be the Irish Nunnery in Tuam, County Galway, were they have uncovered an underground structure divided into 20 chambers containing “significant quantities of human remains” possibly members of the Arsenal Scouting network. Another member has moved to Stuttgart as DOF.

Goobergooner

MD that is brutal 😂

Pedro

Goober, no worries, sorry for letting him slip the net. That sort of internet carry-on is so boring

Leedsgunner

Leno for Neves swap anyone?

Wolves will be in the market for a new keeper after sending Rui Patricio to Roma… unless they have someone in mind lined up.

Leedsgunner

Anyone hear any news about AMN? After his loan finished there were a lot of noises about how he wanted to leave Arsenal so he can play in midfield…

I’m surprised with his experience considering his age you would have expected a more interested in him. I’m surprised that Wolves didn’t ask for him again.

I wonder if Brighton would be interested in doing another deal with us if we gave them say £10m plus AMN for Bissouma?

Leedsgunner

Surely Navas and or Areola will want a from PSG with Donnarumma at the club… is there a deal to be done?

raptora

Pedro, I saw Benny commented under the latest podcast you uploaded on youtube: “Benny from Bristol – Chemtrail watcher. 17 hours ago Nice one Pedro, great idea putting it on YouTube as well as audio, keep up the great work & Jonny is a great guest. bennydevito.” But yeah, weird that he’s still checking out your content but not posting in here. Also, I’m pretty sure that J_M_Bam who commented on Twitch and you had one of his message pop on the screen, is no one else but our good buddy Banford. Truth be told the guy is your biggest… Read more »

Guns of SF

Thanks Bros for the birthday wishes. Im home now after eating way too much and drinking …. food coma.

Guns of SF

Reiss, Eddie and AMN are trade bait… Need them to be packaged up and shipped off for new players.
Bissouma yes!

Guns of SF

More like AMN plus 20 for Bissouma

raptora

Didn’t read it anywhere but would Trippier and Bellerin exchange + we pay them 10m be a good move? Ex spud but he’s a good player, just won La Liga with Atleti and has a couple of years in his prime.

Guns of SF

raptora he is old now, and more a defensive oriented player. Not too much offense coming from him… ill pass

WengerEagle

Sure it would, let’s also give them 10m and Reiss Nelson for Angel Correa while we’re at it. 😂

raptora

WE,
You’re rude. Reiss is probably not even 10m worth as it stands.

Guns of SF

where is aouar

WengerEagle

Rap

Trippier is just after coming off a top class season at Atletico winning the league and Bellerin is being benched along with our other right backs for Rob Holding, in what world would they be interested in that deal? Come on now.

Very quiet on the transfer front as of now, little bit concerning with Brentford in 4 weeks time.

Guns of SF

i wonder why it take this long… is there a real legit reason or just dithering

WengerEagle

Got a sinking feeling that Tets will go to the Wenger transfer playbook and turn around after no CAM/CM signings of note and say that we will be using ‘internal solutions’ and that Willock and AMN will be ‘like new signings’.

He neglected CAM last summer and only signed a CB and a CM in Gabriel/Partey. Now he has ESR as well as Willock to fall back on as buffers.

raptora

I’ve got that feeling too.

Transfers in: Tavares, Lokonga, White, Neves
Transfers out: Guendouzi, Xhaka, AMN, Nketiah

A total of £80m net spend to get Everton class of players.

Shades of Xhaka, Mustafi, Perez for £95m in the Summer of 2016. Unbelievable if it happens.

Guns of SF

raptora I agree. very underwhelming already

Goobergooner

WE, Pierre will be delighted haha. But to be honest I’d like to see Willock in the squad, but only as deputy to another box to box to show him the proper ropes. Some people class Willock as a cam, I think If he can improve on some defensive attributes he can be another Ramsey (albeit probs not as Hollywood) He is full of energy and loves a late run into the box. Get him stuck into a tackle more and being able to read the play as to whether to cover the passing lanes or push up and press… Read more »

Goobergooner

I just can’t believe our marquee will be a CB. Sureeeeeely these dweebs can’t be that daft.

Sid

Only a closet racist has the nerve to equate racism to marxism.

Im telling you for free!

Goobergooner

Literally the sweetest of all transfers will be seeing the back of xhaka haha.

Guns of SF

white for 50m smh

Aussie+Gooner

Sid

“After seeing le groves supreme leader for the first time its heart warming,
Which organ will warm up if you get to see Great Sid”

I have a mental image of you as some sort of Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb type character from Silence of the Lambs, living in a basement with Madam Palm and her five daughters!!!!!

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Goobergooner

Fuck you Aussie 😂😂😂😂

Sid

I greatly honoured by your compliments @Aussiegooner

Gonsterous

champagne Charlie

Those stats are quite pointless. Chances created is a useless stat which tells us almost nothing

Games played is another useless stat because it doesn’t define whether a player played 2 mins or 90 mins. Every time they step out on the pitch, no matter the amount of time, an appearance is added.

It’s how Beckham was getting national caps at the end of his career, when he had nothing to offer the team.

Sorry for the late reply but I’m just now scrolling through, reading the comments.

Kroenkephobe

I often wonder if the apparent lethargy in transfer windows is down to the one and only thing that dominate clubs’ thinking – in other words money. Why get a player as soon as the window opens in June and pay wages throughout the summer? Better to save a few quid and get the contract signed at the last possible moment. Does nothing for team cohesion, preparation or morale but it saves money which is paramount. Just a theory, but I can see this being important to owners and like a domino effect it starts to infect all teams’ thinking.… Read more »