It feels like I’ve been cranking content all week and what do I have to show for it?
NOTHING.
No one sold.
No one purchased.
I am starting to lose my patience. Thinking of sending Edu a seriously firm Instagram DM about my feelings.
The Granit Xhaka story is dragging like an N’Zogbia transfer rumour of yester-window. The clubs are in the final stages of negotiations, it looks like it’s going to happen, just get it done. After watching the Italy game, I couldn’t be happier. Xhaka is solid, but you’re simply not going anywhere with a good technician with no pace in midfield. If you are going to have no pace, be Locatelli with the low-punch shots. What a talent.
The story we’re all purring over is Sambi Lokonga. We really have no idea why, other than it feels intelligent and like a Wenger singing of old. New Youtube channel Latte Firm dropped this infographic.
Do I know what it all means? No. Am I going to draw sharp conclusions that this guy is taking Arsenal back to the absolute pinnacle of European football? Absolutely.
There is business to be done this summer and I think there’s a fine balance between making sure we’re ready for next season, whilst raiding European clubs on their knees. Sambi looks like a shadow player for Thomas Partey. Both seem to boast similar features. We need squad players with levels and we need to own them. Our Madrid loan options last season gave us the worst of both worlds. Odegaard did well, we wanted him, but Madrid saw enough promise to keep him. Ceballos had an absolute shocker, stunk out our first team for the most part, so we wasted development minutes on someone else’s player.
I am diving two-footed into the Premier League talent we’re trying to sign. James Maddison, without doubt, would be an excellent signing for Arsenal. Ben White, without doubt, would be an excellent signing for what need from a defender. There’s a lot of scoffing from Arsenal fans that spent 10 years demanding we ‘spend some fucking money’, now we’re doing it on players that will settle into the first team and deliver from day one, people are complaining about fees?
Ben White is a ball-playing centre-back that has made his mistakes at other clubs, he will complement our defence and pick up the good bits of David Luiz, whilst adding what he didn’t have… pace, motivation, and focus. You do not survive a season with Bielsa if you don’t put the work in, boast high levels of fitness, and have finesses on the ball with the ability to move the ball forward. While the internet was purring over Bissouma, their fans were purring over Ben White, who was named their player of the season in the fan vote. That’s the difference between actually watching Brighton and watching comps of Brighton.
James Maddison is an unquestionable talent that we lack. He’s 18 months younger than Grealish, 5 years younger than KDB, and since his Premier League debut he’s one bested by KDB for chance creation. How am I reading Arsenal fans scoff at this name? Someone moaned that he dresses like he’s buying from Hypebeast, what sort of criticism is that? If anything, signing him feels unrealistic because he’s the sort of player that ends up going to Chelsea or United.
Moving on two players of that age and profile moves us up a level instantly. You can’t argue the impact that would have on our season. When you ask Arsenal to spend some money, this is where the pennies should be going. If we’re trying to replicate the City model, this is our attempt at KDB and Dias.
I don’t even want to start on the Calvert Lewin rumors, that’d just be far too sexy for all of us to handle right now.
There’s still smart money to be spent elsewhere. Josh Doig, the Hibernian left-back, is being heavily linked. He’s 19-years-old and 6ft2, but he’s attracting a lot of attention. The worry is if Tierney breaks down, which is likely, you’ve an untested quantity filling in, but also, the benefit is then you are building out someone with a resale value and you also have a succession plan for KT (hopefully we don’t need one). The lesson from last season is young players are hungry and tend to take their chance. I’d be excited to have a promising back-up system being built out.
There’s a good keeper out there, somewhere, that we’ll have to pick up. Aaron Ramsdale for £20m does not feel like smart money when you can pick up someone like Onana for a pittance. Arsenal has been shocking with keeper signings over the years, our best #1 was Emi Martinez and we bombed him off. I know it goes without saying, but if you want an example of why a Ben White type player needs to be signed, just look at how our playing out the back dipped when Martinez left. The best keepers in world football these days can play through the lines better than Mo Elneny, we need to find one if we want to be more effective and unpredictable in this new system.
We also need to build out the right side of our defence. Cal Chambers is a very decent player, his delivery is excellent and he’s tactically astute (everyone at Arsenal loves him as well). The worry is that he very much looks like a centre-back playing right back. I have no idea where we’ll go here, but we need to find a player with the correct athletic profile that can invert. I know, I know… Ainsley could do that role, it’s such a shame he’d rather bum around in center-midfield at Watford than make a career at a club that could take him to the top but there we are. Delusions of grandeur is a bit of a problem with some of the Hale-Enders on the fringes.
We’ve also not spoken much about the #9 position, that might be because our hands are tied. I’m not sure anyone is giving Lacazette £180k a week and Auba on £350k a week is immovable unless he decides like Willian he just doesn’t fancy the slog. To be honest, I don’t think we’ll have a year like the last one from Auba again. The pattern of players we’re bringing in all points towards freeing him up earlier with better chances.
I also think Flo Balogun is going to be a very special player, he’s the closest player we have to Aguerro in style and athletic profile. I’m not sure how Arteta is going to manage his career because there’s a real story to be told with regards to loans. Do Arsenal keep Balogun on the bench like we did Eddie? Or do we send him on a short loan at the start of the season so he can develop in a starting 11? People get absolutely hysterical about loans, but forget that players like Harry Kane went on four of them. Same could be said of William Saliba. There’s no European football next season, what is best for his development? Our bench for 4 months, or Newcastle’s first team for the same time period to adapt to the language and the pace on someone else’s dime? Who knows, but the fact people get so emotional about it is a very, very Arsenal fan thing.
Finally, let’s talk about that time we spent a load of money with Lille that looked VERY odd. Remember I told you to look at the sort of people we were dealing with? Remember the exBarca exec that was at Lille at the time? Remember that outrageous fee we paid Lille who were in deep, deep shit that summer unless they sold at a big price?
The French justice system are looking into the Victor Osimhen deal last summer, as only €10M of €81.3M deal reached Lille. In the last 4 years, former Lille owner Gerard Lopez has transferred €67.7M to companies headed by himself. (@lequipe)
— SSC Nap⚽️li News (@SSCNapoliNews_) June 18, 2021
If I speak, I am in trouble.
Football is a dirty game. Genaro Gattuso lost his job at Fiorentina after two weeks because he brought his super-agent buddy to the table. It is stunning that now Spurs are negotiating with him, mainly because he’s a bang-average coach, but also because it shows their lack of ideas… if you are outsourcing your Sporting Director role to a super-agent, you are fucked.
Talking of the Spurs manager job, let’s use this moment to highlight what I told you in December… fear what comes next. Spurs, for all the banter, is a London club with an elite stadium and a squad people thought could contend the title last season. They’ve been rejected by Poch and Conte. They had to lower themselves to Fonseca, who is a good coach, but coming out from under a cloud. Now they are bumming around with passion merchants and their unsavory handlers.
I’m telling you this because it feels like there’s a pattern emerging. The Premier League is the most competitive league in the world and rockstar managers will only join if they have to tools to win. The idea that we’ll sack Arteta and get Conte or Nagelsmann is fanciful because our project lacks elite levers. Spurs are struggling because no one wants to come here and fight four Goliaths with David money.
It’s still really funny though… really funny.
On that note, remember to check out the two podcasts we produced this week. They are of fine quality. Johnny is no full-time on the team, he changed his bio to reflect the blood agreement we have. Give him a follow on the internet here.
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Oh fuck off Sterling.
Thinking about it, I think Englands strategy at the euros is to bore teams to death.
Teams can’t score against you if you making them sleep to be fair
My god get him off the pitch ffs
Frost,
It didn’t work vs Villarreal.
A bit of Saka magic might have helped.
Kane would have won that penalty, he’d have dived head first into the hoardings.
I’ve always considered Grealish to be easy to mark when faced with a well drilled side.
He just needs to be handled with rotational fouling, which is what Scotland is doing.
Just block his running space.
Scotland are trying to win it.
Kane would have won that penalty, he’d have dived head first into the hoardings
Lol
England need a deep lying playmaker same as Arsenal
They’ve been 💩 since scholes retired
Relying on fullbacks /wingers and a 10 for creativity is not enough
Bissouma or neves to Arsenal midfield is a shit idea and crater creativity
..Will crater creativity
Shite. We’re second rate. What a dreadful game so far. Played into Scotland’s hands and made them look a lot better than they really are, I think England are there for the taking on the last few mins of Scotland want it enough
Test
England has exceeded expectations with shit play lol
Could go either way
Grealish dribbling too much can’t say I like it. Especially when directness is needed with 5 mins to go. Surely not much time left to dribble in your own half…
England don’t have a clue. Totally out of ideas. Generational management by Southgate.
If he played with mount, Foden and Rice with Sancho/Saka and Sterling on the wings, it would have been so much better. Phillips and Rice aren’t creative as a duo. They are for teams you have to snuff out. Not games you can win.
Sterling/Grealish *
He really left Sancho on the bench hahah
Imagine a world where we finally sack Arteta… To sign Southgate.
Did Arteta and Southgate take their badges together?
Hope Spuds get Southgate.. Exactly what they deserve
Dykes tried to pull up a Lacazette.
More like Is Arteta the Spanish southgate or is southgate the English Arteta?
Both have all their attacking players playing inside themselves ffs
Grealish draws as many fouls as Neymar.. dude is always getting kicked.
Draw here would feel like a loss. A nothing game when you need 3 pts and your moving on.
What the hell was that scrum? hahaha
Spurs are ambitious
Can’t say the same for Arsenal
This was always going to be like a club derby
Form goes out-the window
I think it was AFC that said this game is like the WC final for Scotland.
This is Southgates Villarreal moment.
0 0.
Horrendous.
Southgate is the brexit Arteta
Dreadful England team.
Seem to recall one or two bigging up England for this tournament, anyobe want to retract that?
That was bad… not gonna lie.
2 hours of my life lost.
Englenal.
England playing a ‘small margins’ game
Very familiar
Southgate is the dullest manager ever.
How much longer do we have to put up with him?
Deserved point from Scotland’s point of view. A vital game vs Croatia. Czech also qualify I think.
England crap Southgate is rubbish couldn’t manage a Championship side
Massive boos for Southgate’s boys. Well deserved too.
Habesha
“Phillips and Rice aren’t creative as a duo. They are for teams you have to snuff out. Not games you can win.”
Yes, Spot on.
At least our captain came through unscathed
No. I’m not Scottish…
Grant Hanley MotM for me. Close 2nd Southgate. Best players for Scotland.
Another poor match. England will get raped the moment they meet any half decent team
Scotland deserved at least a point.
On the bright side that Tierney guy looks decent.
Croatia will beat Scotland
Tierney far and away MOTM
Its almost like England played for a draw.
To avoid either Germany, France or Portugal?
England were complete garbage tonight. What exactly was Kane doing on the pitch tonight?
That was shite. I’m afraid Ramsey is better than anyone in that team. Makes you revise your opinions if big fish swimming in smaller ponds like Grealish, because in the big match, they can’t change the game.
As ever, running into space is not rocket science, yet they do t do it.
Gareth Bumgate keeping the Scottish dream alive
Spanish Dave
“England crap Southgate is rubbish couldn’t manage a Championship side”
He relegated Middlesbrough to the Championship in 2007.
I bet England will settle for a draw against the Czechs too….
Grealish value should be down to 60m at least after this peformance.
Let’s go Arsenal, your chance for a cheeky bid.
Just want to point out that there’s some posters slagging England having a defensive double pivot, but championing Arsenal sign Bissouma to play next to Partey.
England have 10x the creative ability Arsenal do and still show there’s a way to be utterly toothless.
Scotland did very well here, England were very poor tho.
Wouldn’t watch any more England match if Bumgate doesn’t start Saka, Sancho and Grealish
I thought pre-game Scotland might do a Big Sam parked bus and maybe nick it off a set piece in the pouring rain. In reality, they were at least the equals of England, and could easily have won it on merit. Never ceases to surprise me the shock people I’m watching the game with are in that England are bottling it again. 10-20 years ago I was as invested as them, but I have zero expectation of anything but bottling nowadays, so the par expectation is results like this. England are the Iceland game, and always will be until there’s… Read more »
The heat map for England got doused by Scotch Mist!
The team benching Sancho must have a stunning attack.
They were all poor
It is a perfect setup for England to finish 2nd in the group. All they need is another 0-0 in the final game against the Czech.
CC: “England have 10x the creative ability Arsenal do and still show there’s a way to be utterly toothless.”
Now you know why there is an Arteta out crowd.
Give him or Southgate any player out there and they’ll make them play sideways passes all day long.
It’s why giving him 150m to spend is a horrific idea.
Saliba to get his chance as Gabriel has been called up to the Olympics
Doesn’t matter really whether they’re playing to finish second in the group, they will ultimately go out the moment they face any serious team really
Grealish falls over more than Guendouzi 😀
I was thinking the same thing watching England was like watching Arsenal the play was too slow and too many back passes
This was pretty bad. It’s was odd to see England not
fully go for when we have the players to do it.
We have the players to be a better team but Southgate is not using that. No Sancho or Rashford.
I think they could have added a bit of a spice the team.
Charlie Fair point. But Partey has got a much better ability to create than both Phillips and Rice. Still though you make a good point. We need a more creative CM next to Partey. Anyway it is actually sad to see England wasting one of the most talented group of players they have come out with in a decade on a bum manager like southgate. Watching Mancini and him is like chalk and cheese. If Mancini had this much creativity to harness Italy might possibly be a genuine threat and Favourites. Anyway England should sack southgate for the next world… Read more »
Rice and Phillips in a double pivot midfield is funeral entertainment. Lol
Imagine how bad you have to be to be worse than Arteta.
One of the top 3 teams in the comp with arguably the best attack yet you’d be shocked if England score two goals in a game.
Amazing really.
That was really weird. Found myself wanting Scotland to nick it. ….. and I’m English.
“Saliba to get his chance as Gabriel has been called up to the Olympics”
Gab is missing just the first two games of the season. Hardly a case of Saliba finally getting his chance.
How have Sancho and Saka not even gotten a look in so far? Southgate is utterly clueless really
“Now you know why there is an Arteta out crowd.“
Jesus Christ, do you function in any other capacity than to make everything orbit Arteta?
The point was about suitability of any incoming transfers, and how always clamouring for what’s hot isn’t a strategy. Bissouma has been rode so hard since the final game where he and Pepe were chatting it’s unreal.
Loved Wrighty’s take on the game. Laid into them and intimated that Southgate didn’t know what he was doing.
Thanks for that comment Charlie
Shocking that the grovers ‘bissouma’ crowd don’t get it
Listening to both the players and now Southgate it’s hard not to notice a total lack of ambition.
Ye, I’m not for Bissouma either. Would bring Anguissa who is way more closer to Partey in his game. 2 Parteys are perfectly fine with me.
Partey wasn’t bought to be a ‘creator’
Would also be folly to build a midfield with that vision
Charlie, the double pivot blunts the team. Two similar players that move the ball slowly & tend to take the safe option. What is so maddening is that this England team has a lot of very good attacking options. Foden, Sterling, Saka, Sancho, Kane, Grealish, Calvin-Lewin, Rashford and we end up with James getting on the end of a cross!!. Drop one of Rice or Philips and stick another baller in, As poor as Kane was,the service was dire.
Point is we need a creative deep lying midfielder next to partey not a second DM
That midfield performance is the reason why I don’t think we’ll sign a ball winner to replace Xhaka
We’ll try and sign a press resistant technician
Ball winners can be great away from home, when you need to keep shape, dig in, scrap, and play the fine margins
When you’re at home, and the away team cedes possession, you need midfielders that can do a bit more with the ball, pull teams out of shape, create overloads, and transition quickly
That was so pedestrian from back to front tonight
If you learn one thing from that game it’s that it doesn’t matter if you have creative talents like Foden, Mount, and Grealish if you spend most of the game passing sideways and backwards. MA take note.
The sooner we sell Gabriel the better. Tierney is a better LCB in a back three and Saliba is a better LCB in a back four. He was all set to go to Napoli before we signed him. I’m sure they and other Serie A sides will be interested. Would be very surprised if he ever becomes a Brazil regular
I’m sure I could hear the Scots singing, ‘Are you Arsenal in disguise!’
Rich, exactly. You should have a ball playing centre half to replace what Luiz does and a technical, press resistant centre mid too. That builds fluidity & allows the team to play quickly through the press. Teams that press high and double bank you need to be taken apart by quick ball movement & an ability to progress the ball. There is an obsession with DM. Arsenal are a team of compromise which blunts us
England really did look boring tonight, no ideas at all or invention.
Grealish injected a little bit of life but too little too late. Sancho an unused sub is just criminal really, Southgate really is going to fuck up this comp if he doesn’t compromise on his handbrake approach.
Scots defended brilliantly, Tierney and Robertson in particular were outstanding.
Andy
What you learn from that game is you don’t play a double pivot. That team needed a baller in central positions not two blokes who take too many touches & don’t progress the ball forwards Southgate doesn’t seem to like ball players through the spine. His interview was frightening
AFC I don’t like defensive double pivots at all, think it’s incredibly dated and unfit for modern attacking football tbh. Relies so, so heavily on the front 4 being outliers in terms creativity and flair, and I mean Neymar levels. Any good team, with designs on winning or competing for titles, should have no more than one designated defensive midfielder. Everyone ought to pull their weight, but in 2021 you need defenders and midfielders to be competent to excellent at progressing the ball through congestion. Many ways of doing that, but it’s a crucial skill for fluid football. Partey is… Read more »
Makes you wonder why England didn’t field that fantastic deep playmaker Ben White 😂
Wenger Eagle
I want to see Bellingham in the middle. Haven’t watched Dortmund closely this season, but people who do are saying he is the next great CM. Bellingham and Sancho in the XI are very much needed
Dream
How do you land on Saliba being a better LCB than Gabriel?
Avi….getting raped is not an expression you should be using mate…it’s fucking shocking in fact.
And no,I’m not being precious,keep it away from this blog-you should be ashamed.
AFC Forever
Our best performance since 2010/11, came in the first half of the 2015/16 + 2016/17 seasons, before Cazorla got injured
Cazorla was a magician in tight areas, and when they stood off him, he’d run the whole game, I think we’d have won the title in 2015/16 if he’d stayed fit
I’m not suggesting we do it, because he comes with giant red warning triangles, but I have a sneaky feeling we’ll go for Aouar to replace Partey, or somebody in that mould
Charlie
What did we say about Gareth before the tournament on here? Negative double pivot, will bench Sancho and Grealish and play favourites with Sterling and Rashford.
So hilariously predictable, what is the matter with that generation? Are they just programmed to be dour bastards that prepare for the worst?
One thing Southgate should learned tonight (if he didn’t know it already): Grealish is not the solution. In fact the reverse: Scotland pretty much dominated the game when he came on.
People mention Paul Gascoigne in the same breath. Rubbish! Gazza would have won us that game tonight.
Dream
Bellingham is good, more adventurous than Rice or Phillips.
I would honestly play Mount next to Rice though and Grealish ahead of them with Sancho and Foden flanking Kane.
So much creativity and flair in there and Mount is well able to press and win tackles in CM.
Rich I agree
Losing cazorla def cost us a title
Charlie
Yes I agree. I think the phrases DM & Double Pivot are much over used and not always understood. In the modern possession based game ball progression is key. When you get pressed high, you need technical players who can beat the press either by skill or movement of the ball. This reduces the demand on the forward players to self create. The double pivot is a safety net not designed for ball progression as we saw tonight.Your shouts are good ones I would agree on.
CC,
You are talking about Neves yet how much did Xhaka create offensively at all? The long pass? We are talking about final third action.
Champagne Charlie
He played there in Ligue 1 and looked good
I’m not convinced by Gabriel. He’ll get more opportunities this upcoming season and hope he improves. I’ll have no problem in being wrong, as I have been many times before