DEEPSTATE REBELS EXITED + ESPN RUN EDU SECRET RECORDINGS (NOT GOOD)

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Gooooooood morning! Arteta dropped some intel about some of the reasons we struggled early in the season.

DEADWOOD DEEPSTATE. Think I stole that from someone on the Arsenal Vision Podcast. Now it is mine.

The allusion was that certain players that aren’t here now were the problem.

I cannot imagine which part-time social media manager on £350k a week that could have been?

I cannot imagine which binned players might have been causing those issues?

I cannot imagine which players exiting might also have had a role?

The mess of the squad at the start of the last season led to dramatic decisions. Those decisions against big names were obviously going to hit the morale of the squad. You’ve all worked with a dickhead who hands their notice in and determines to burn the house down.

‘THIS PLACE IS A HELLISH VACUUM OF PUSS THAT IS GOING ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM’

Actual quote from Sandra from accounts at my place.

The biggest issue, Mesut Ozil, was a problem because he was the king. Everyone knows that when the King is dethroned, you have to kill him, because their prior power will always be a threat to stability. The German was too big for Arsenal at that point, he was hurt by the rejection, so it was clear he’d be a problem internally and externally.

Form has picked up since we rid the squad of bad eggs. Things have been better since we discovered the power of creativity in our midfield. We controlled games far better with Thomas Partey in the side.

Everyone is whining on about how 23 games of form doesn’t count for anything. Well, let’s see how that pans out next season, but also dig a little deeper into some other elements.

Leicester beat us with their only run into our box. We smashed them at their place.

Fulham beat us without having a shot on target.

Wolves didn’t deserve to beat us chance. Self inflicted Wolves.

Spurs beat us off 5 attempts at our goal and 30% possession. It was palmed off as ‘genius’ at the time, but let’s be real, it was luck as shown by Jose exiting the building a few months later.

Burnley beat us off 2 shots on target.

Everton beat us twice.

Villa beat us twice.

Basically, a lot of very lucky stuff happened against some very average teams this season.

Turn 3 of the above games into more positive results and the last game of the season sees Arsenal in Champions League spots in our worst ever season.

Hardly a stretch, right?

Think how much better life will be if we have a settled squad come the summer. Creative players from the start. An Auba not dealing with family issues and malaria. Young players a season on.

Arsenal will sell a whole collection of players. I’m not sure reading the praise of the manager is indicative of who we are keeping, it’s a negotiation tactic. Do we really think Madrid believe their future hinges on Odegaard? Doubtful… but it’ll pump his price. Same for the players Mikel is saying are under contract. We are less desperate this summer, which will lead to bigger fees (or actual fees).

Arsenal will no doubt try and make Martin a centre piece of our rebuild this summer and I’d agree with that. I’d certainly prioritize him over the Norwich fella at £450m or whatever they are looking to charge for him.

Then we’ll go for a right back, which has basically been a dead position all season. A nightmare for many reasons, but mainly because we’re lopsided when we attack. If we can bring Tierney levels to the right, it opens a whole world of possibilities.

Ryan Bertrand is perfectly acceptable cover on the left (Leicester after him, so should be safe).

Then we need to address that midfield. I have no idea who we’ll look for in that role, but hopefully we have another press resistant player that can move in the role.

Shake out the deadwood this summer.

Have a 6 week preseason and bond the leaner group.

Make sure everyone is excited and knows their own personal plan.

There will be no excuses next season, but I don’t believe there will be a need for them.

The players are backing the manager. Look at the vibes in the training ground video for David Luiz’s send off.

The club is going to bat for the first team again this summer.

I think we’re on the up.

Final word for the Edu story doing the rounds. The gist is he was taking orders from someone banned from Brazilian football for corruption when he was over there. I don’t understand enough detail to give a running commentary, but the basics are pretty clear, he took orders, he knew who from.

Arsenal relevance:

  • It shows real lack of leadership to keep quiet when things like that are going on. The guy giving orders was behaving like Pablo Escobar from jail. Shocking stuff.
  • Subservience to shady characters is clearly part of his operating system.

Speaking up about tough things that don’t feel right is part of any big job. I’d say ‘imagine if that was Arsenal’ but let’s be honest, we’ve seen people fail to speak truth to power in our football braintrust to great cost. Shocking deals, cosy agent relationships, huge wastage that a layman could have predicted.

This story is a bad reflection on Edu, but an even worse one on our leadership. Did anyone check in with people that had worked with him to see if he was a determined leader, or a soft touch people pleaser?

I doubt anything will come of it, but at the very least, I hope Vinai V, Richard G, and Josh K are keeping an extra close eye on who we are talking to this summer. The number 1 interest should always be Arsenal FC, that clearly hasn’t been the case with a lot of the decisions we’ve made over the past 4 years. The weaknesses on show in this story aren’t hard to trace back to some if the things we’ve seen at Arsenal (subservience). It is also a worry that he can be so comfortable working with a man of corruption. It’s a canary in the coal mine. Let’s hope we’re not on the receiving end of one of these stings in the future.

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Leftside

Turnaround for Spurs

Guns of SF

Hope that sewer rat Vardy scores a late one.

Time Up

Leicester fuck off

Mr Serge

Ffs

TR7

Spuds lead now …fuck

Guns of SF

bale scors shit

Useroz

VAR affirmed Spud goal… we’d take a rest in Europe next season as it is

Moe

Talk about premature cheering if Totts go ahead and win this game which is very possible.

Vickingz

Lolzzzzzz, spurs has evicted the Almighty arteta’s arsenal

Black+Snake

Can the KroenkeOut chants start now?

Kegunner

Can’t wait for the season to end.

TheLegendaryDB10

Fuck the Spuds…. ughhh. Crap.

Useroz

Martinelli wormed they 3 defenders…

WengerEagle

Lol, day ruined.

azed

Spuds leading

Time Up

We’re going to have our Thursday night off back

Dissenter

Charlie
My point is we wouldn’t be 7th had we not signed Willian. It’s not only the lack of an AM that doomed us, the appearance of Willian complicated matters.

He provided an illusory vapor trail in the first third of the seaon, that took time to clear off, by then we were reeling in the relegation zone.

He gave a young manager more problems than he needed, problems that only he had to test to disprove.

Luteo Guenreira

Motherfucking Leicester couldn’t hold on

London gunner

Lecister bottling fucking cunts

Guns of SF

Fucking hell

Mr Serge

Wow what an anti climax

Radio Raheem

There goes the 7th position shit thank goodness.

Rambo

Pedro’s marketing skills gonna be really tested now. Spuddies score

Pedro

This means we’re out of Europe right?

Useroz

Arteta should just be sacked for letting Arsenal finish behind the Spuds

Left Testicle

Good. Who wants Conference football? Albania, Bulgaria etc.

MidwestGun

Well at least Spuds have to play in Albania now… not us.. silver lining and all that.

TheLegendaryDB10

Yes Pedro.

London gunner

Those fox cunts has 12 minutes left and they bottle like that despicable

Guns of SF

we are out Pedro

Paddy Gooner

Stupid bottle job Rogers

Dissenter

Honestly, the Europe conference league is division 3

Not losing any sleep over this one.

They allow teams to drop down from the CL and Europa league so it’s still difficult to win
To many gamed to hard to access places on Thursday night…

Matt

Last game of the season and the rug wearing prick is still nowhere to be seen!!

Moe

Thank you God……hallelujah we won’t have the finish above Totts tripe to listen to all off season……how appropriate in the big scheme. Mediocrity always gets exposed in the end.

azed

The game against Newcastle was a must win for Leicester and seal top 4 and they lost.

WengerEagle

Brendan choked hard.

Fucking hell, Villa gave you cunts a lay-up.

Vickingz

No pedro, we aren’t out of Europe, we are out of epl

Dissenter

Yea, Brenda is a bottle job
Charlie got that one right, I concede that.

Left Testicle

It’s not dow to Leicester that we failed. They finished above us.

Useroz

Josh asked Vinai… would there be extra time and penalties?? Christ, I flew more than 8 hours here….

Batistuta

Well can’t use the whole 7th place picked a bad season out of the gutter analogy anymore

Rambo

Here’s my season’s appraisal Arteta: You sucked and deserve to be sacked.

Mr Serge

Yes Pedro we are out of that Europa conference league

Left Testicle

*down

London gunner

I really hate that Chelsea racist club so this day truly sucks for me

gunnerman

Pepe already showing Bissaka the stadium

Guns of SF

Bissouma is Pepe buddy,
Come on…. Pepe get him to join

Left Testicle

It’s all part of the process.

Vickingz

Spurs interim coach has done better than arteta, no cap.

gunnerman

Bissouma*

TR7

Chelsea a goal down and a man down. Brenda had it on a platter really.

Danny

We’re going to have our Thursday night off back
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Looking forward to it!

Dissenter

Bissouma asking Pepe for his estate agent

A central midfield of Bissouma and Partey is formidable

Samir

Happy with no conference league next season.
It’s what this club needs. Get rid of half the squad. Rebuild.

Sid

St Artetaringham day

TheLegendaryDB10

And that’s that.

Do you know what?? Not a bad thing to be out of Europe.

This will force us to focus on the PL and finish in tip 4.

A real challenge for Arteta.

And this must force him to get better from a management perspective. He needs to be more humble. No more if these Pep wannabe tactics.

Be yourself and stop that unbalance of over-supporting seniors (Willian) and undermining youth (Martinelli).

Moe

Only thing I hate about these results is Chelsea making Champs league.

Guns of SF

Likely Bale and Kane last game for Spurs and they doomed us.
Fucking Cunts

Useroz

Spuds 4

Leicester crumpled and disintegrate

Kegunner

No improvement over a year. Big games not taken seriously.

London gunner

Anyone else beginning to think Pepe is quality

Left Testicle

Another for the spuds.

Time Up

Leicester and Brandon are wankers 4/2

Sorry but glad we’re out of Europe. We can concentrate on the league next year. No flying out to middle of nowhere against a Mickey Mouse team. I’m sure secretly players will be pleased too. More time to rest

Johng

Don’t think anybody was really enthusiastic about european conference football but big shame we have missed out on beating the spuds in the last game of the season. At least this time it’s not our own stupidity loosing a game we should win.
Let’s look forward to next season znd a Stella transfer window

Vickingz

Bale just practically walked through Leicester’s defense for the 4th goal.

Samir

Bale again 2-4 Spurs

Dissenter

Lets give Pedro a lap of honor
Despite our misgivings, the man has has come full circle through a tough season,

Elmo

So 8th again, but with 5 more points, and a little further in EL (though no good teams faced, and humiliated by Gudibini).

All we have to hang onto are the rise of the youngsters and Ped’s Propaganda (post-Christmas table).

TheLegendThatIsDennisBergkamp

One game a week here we come…

Graham

Samir the club needs a manager with experience – it’s an awful lot easier to sack one manager than replace half a team, especially when the manager can’t be trusted to not but a other load of duds.

Useroz

Roger just… 👎

Radio Raheem

Cute seeing Arsenal fans calling out “bottle” job Rodgers/Leicester 😂😂

Arsenal have bottled the last 5 seasons.

Arteta would’ve been given a 5 year deal if he had a season like Leicester.

It’s an emotional time no doubt.

London gunner

The good news is that the conference is fucking Wack bulten dodged

Moe

Guns
We are not doomed…..it’s better for Arsenal to rebuild and not have to worry about Europa

London gunner

I think the best we can hope for next season is sixth

Graham

Looking forward to Pedro’s – 8 points of 3rd, we are going to the moon .. post tomorrow

I have to say for me the most memorable feature of this season will be that my previously favourite Arsenal blogger went completely insane (or was bought – I am still not sure which)

MidwestGun

Yep London.. Chelski is the worst.. can;t stand them..

Maybe Spuds will sign Bale to a long term contract now and screw themselves over.

Dissenter

Now for Atalanta vs Milan

Left Testicle

Has Bertrand signed yet?

Pedro

Rough finishing behind Spurs, but it’ll be better for us next season.

That was a great performance 24 games a lot better than the first 14. Football was really sharp today. A good summer and we’re competing for top 4.

‘We haven’t improved’ some really special ones out in force today.

WengerEagle

Bale the panto villain lol.

David Smith

Bale has done us a favour. That competition will be a curse
Won’t help them get a manager or replace Kane either

Moe

Maybe, just maybe the shoe will drop off now and Arteta can’t hide behind Europa bullshit. The guy should be sacked. Hope these results help facilitate that.

Time Up

Over all a season to remember in ever meaning of the word. Next season if by December and we’re out of the top for Arteta would be kicked out.

Chris

4th goal for Spurs.

The positives are Arteta will get a full week on the training pitch with the team for each league game with little distraction. Although it’s obviously irritating to be that close to finishing above Spurs and now no longer (the only thing left to cling to which tells a lot about the season)

So no excuses for Arteta and the club now. A big summer is needed, and a fast start to next season. Anything less is unacceptable and heads should roll.

azed

First time out of Europe in 25 years….

This is progress according to Pedro.

Left Testicle

Radio,
Well said. The Leicester ‘bottle jobs’ will be playing in Europe next season.

Vickingz

Pedro was asking if spurs win means arsenal’s out if europa, did pedro know he has been supporting mediocre arteta since or he just woke up to it today? His question baffles me

curse

lol tiny Totts gunning for European glory lol. I dislike the word conference. better off out of it. top 4 next season, easy peasy:

Guns of SF

Bale leaving on a high note. If City gets him, then its a lock for another title.
Beginning to develop a City hate now.

We need Bissouma to stay right here in London.
We need Buendia

We need a RB that is world class age 20-25

Bye Dani and Ode…. good luck

Graham

All year we have been spun that this is an unpredictable season which excuses Fraudeta’s failure

Top 4 – Man City, Chelsea, Man U and Liverpool
Relegated – two of the three teams that came up
Automatically promoted – two of the three teams that went down

Who could have predicted that.

WengerEagle

Kane golden boot winner too to add some salt to the wound.

Fucking Salah you cretin.

TR7

Brendan has done well with Leicester. Two good league campaigns and one FA Cup trophy but still had he finished top 4 he would have probably gone up a notch higher in many people’s estimation.

London gunner

The thing is with the conference league even if you play a second string side it still takes effort time and resources the manager the team and the staff have to travel to Bulgaria every other week so it’s good to avoid.

Think we have a stronger run in the league. Still can’t see a fourth place finish unless we stack out the squad with insane talent but that’s a 200 mill job to get to the level of Chelsea squad (on paper)

Chris

On the plus side looks like Chelsea might get a hammering from an impressive City next week, I hope!

Dissenter

Guns
Bye Dani and Ode…. good luck

London gunner

Guns of sf

Do city need bale? He is what 33 now seems like a short sighted purchase

Vickingz

Spurs coach please, he’s way better than the generational sauce

TheLegendThatIsDennisBergkamp

Josh will see this as progress and is putting pen to paper on a new 2 year deal for Artita.

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