ARSENAL NEED A BUDGET MANCHESTER CITY-2017 SUMMER

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I was like, totally off the train… ready to move on. Now I’m ALL ABOARD and ready to go again. I can’t do a summer of misery. I am back on the project and searching out the light. One last time for the vision.

If we win our next two games, the most we can finish off 3rd place is 9 points.

Think of the ways we’ve punched ourselves in the face this season. Think of the clubs we’ve failed to take points off. Think of some of the rough luck.

Since we added creative midfielders, our 22 game run has us in 3rd place.

That’s over half a season’s worth of data. It is now significant.

So, what happened in that run?

We added ESR. Then we added Martin Odegaard. Those two gave us faster movement in the final third of the pitch. They opened the game up for us.

We also added Thomas Party. Before January 14th, he’d only managed 360 minutes of football. He was our biggest signing of the summer. His form has been a bit messy, but reality is, he should have flushed that out of his system by October.

Then think about what we had brewing in the dressing room. We moved on Mustafi, Kola, Ozil, and Sokratis. 4 senior players, all big personalities, all very disruptive behind the scenes.

Mustafi and Kola went to Schalke, staged a coup, ousted Gross, then relegated the team anyway. Do you think that sort of mindset was easy to deal with?

Mesut Ozil went to Fenerbache and has registered 1 assist in 10 games. Remember when he was commentating on games just to be a pain?

During that December period, we also dropped Luiz and Willian. The expensive free transfer last summer never made it back after stinking up the starting 11 for the first half of the season.

Then think about how we’ve lost games this season. Look at the stupid red cards we struggled to recover from. Look at the unforced errors.

Then the big one… Auba went from a 30 goal a season striker to someone that could barely register 10. Family issues, malaria, a lack of form. We signed Auba to a big deal because goals are hard to come by, then we literally got the nightmare outcome, a different variant of striker that couldn’t score goals.

We lost twice to Everton, Wolves, and Villa. We only picked up 1 point against Burnley.

I don’t think we’ll lose 7 times at home with fans in the ground.

Yet, all the above… and we could still finish 9 points from 3rd.

The mission for next season is clear.

Improve defence. We have the 3rd best defence in the league currently, but 38 goals is hardly peak anything. A chunk of those goals were unforced errors, we can improve there drastically next season with better players.

Score more goals. We’re 10th in the league for that and it’s unacceptable.

Fix the midfield with press-resistant athletes that can move the ball at speed.

Find a ball playing centre back that can pick up the slack of Luiz, but without the errors. He made our attack better and we missed him because players like Holding and Mari can’t pass like him.

Find a right-back that can offer that side of the pitch what Tierney offers the left. We’re very addicted to the left side of the pitch, which makes us easier to plan against.

Find some extra ammunition in attack so we can add now numbers and goals. JACK GREALISH would be nice. Maybe even a cut-price Aouar after he tanked his form and lost out on the French squad. Whoever it is, they need to bring goals and creativity.

Unleash Auba. He should be scoring 25 goals when he’s 35. We need to create chances around him and work to his attributes, which is outrageous edge inside 8 yards.

Limit the unforced errors.

We’ve already gone a large part of the way by moving on David Luiz. His lack of focus and dying pace cost us big last season. Dani Ceballos won’t come back. There are also a number of other players I expect will be moved on. Better players make less errors.

We also need to address the backroom deficiencies. There were some awful decisions last season that a rookie coach shouldn’t have been making. Who is going to help Arteta be better with talent? Who is going to challenge him when he wants to try a false 9 in the semi-finals of an important game? Who is going to make sure average coaching is rectified with people that can create a better working environment?

City had a similar issue when Arteta first went there and took a beating from Wenger in the semi-final of the FA Cup against us. They finished 4th. They weren’t clinical enough in the final third and they made too many errors in defence. Everything else was good. They signed Bernado, Mendy, Laporte (Jan), Walker, Ederson.

Those signings gave them defensive stability, but also control from the base of defence where they build attacks from. They went from conceding 41 to 27. They went from scoring 80 to 101.

I think we’re the poverty version of what City were going through. Too many errors in defence. Not enough edge in the final third. But the bit in-between is generally pretty solid. There aren’t many games we haven’t controlled since the turn of the year. That’s a positive to build from, we’re solid and we hold onto the ball well.

Do a budget version of City’s summer and things could bang.

What we need to do has never been clearer. We’re not a million miles away from being a really good side. But… the summer needs to be perfect. Do I trust Arteta and Edu? Not really, but there doesn’t seem to be another option.

So let’s see.

Also, when I write posts like this, we tend to lose. So I’m bracing for impact on that one. Anyway, hope you enjoyed, see you in the comments x

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Left Testicle

Haha.
Other teams doing the job for us but we couldn’t help ourselves. If this is sauce I’ll pass.

Habesha Gooner

Fucking hell 2 shots on target. Sack the manager. What are we waiting for. This guy isn’t pep II. If he 2as get would get more attacking out put from these group of players. He is a fraud and a con man. And he is in the job because he hasn’t gone against the kroenkes. Otherwise based on results he would be fired.

raptora

We’ve been shocking all season.

Charlie will tell you that Arteta fixed our defence and is this close to fixing our attack. Trust the process or gtfo.

Pedro will tell you that Covid is what ruined our season. Arteta is a world class talent.

I used to spend a fortune on sleeping tablets. I love Arteta he’s saved me shit loads of money. Watch an Arsenal game and within 5 min I’m sleeping like a baby

Mr Serge

Shit shit football all season ffs

Zfree

You’d think we’re playing for a draw

Majesticgooner

I’m sorry but auba needs the aguero treatment, he needs to be dropped, doesn’t work hard enough, full stop

Marc

“Imagine if Arteta was managing a side like Newcastle. They’d be saying hi to the championship.”

Nah – they wouldn’t waste anyone’s time with that that’d just go straight to League 2.

Leftside

We had an outside chance for EL but this side is crippled with fear, so meek. Funny to see Arteta call himself creative – he has sucked any life out of this side.

Ps

Playing for a replay at home

Left Testicle

Leno and Elneny should get a pass tonight. Although Elneny was suspect at the corner which led to their goal.

Guns of SF

Come on… lets get one!
Got to see if we can overtake spurs! Go to win this shit!!!!

DUIFG

We will sack arteta by November next year, don’t waste another season.

He’s done, get him out , it was a nice experiment that hasn’t worked.

18m of football and we don’t know our best team or formation

Vickingz

We played like this against villareal, just so y’all know it wasn’t a one off

Champagne Charlie

Raptora

Don’t worry about what I think you pathetic cunt. State of you tonight yet again, desperately beefing a stranger online who wasn’t even present you fucking drip.

Ps

But the home performances have been shot too

Leftside

Yes we’ve scored.

raptora

Gabi!

Champagne Charlie

Odegaard is so shit, what does he even offer.

Left Testicle

VAR

TheBayingMob

If it stands …

get the fuck in!!

Zfree

Well, it took us giving up a fast break to open things up a little. Then we finally get a decent look in possession

Time Up

Martinelli

Left Testicle

He’s a lucky bastard.

Useroz

Arteta is royally pissed😡

Martinelli dares to score. Hahaha

Handball my arse

Leftside

Marc

Funny you’d say that I reckon our manager would struggle to win the Championship, so poor.

MidwestGun

Marti!!!! saves the day..

TheBayingMob

confirmed …

GET THE FUCK IN!

S Asoa

Martinelli saved our Arsehole bacon. Until Martinelli is ostracized again.

Br0wnie

It’s so obvious that our boys say much better when they play fast-breaking attacking football. Arteta’s concept of possession football doesn’t suit this team and he just doesn’t get it. Take the fricking handbrake off dumbass

raptora

Saved by Martinelli. Gabi gonna be benched for the next 6 games.

Mr Serge

Omg Martinelli save our season I still want ma out I have to watch this from my seats next season

TheLegendThatIsDennisBergkamp

Artita is one lucky guy. New 2 year deal now being discussed at board level.

Jamie

Head down merchant does it again.

Time Up

Saved us goal

andy1886

Pierre will be pissed, no more trotting out stats about Martinelli’s lack of goals.

You see. Slagging off Arteta ,he’s sleep induced football has lulled palace into a false sense of security…….GENIUS

Habesha Gooner

I think the football he is trying to play is fit for Burnley. All season we have been going wide and crossing the ball. There are barely any matches where we come inside to try and play one two football. Flucks and tricks are never seen u der him because he is so rigid and thinks he can crack the code by just passing. He needs to go yesterday.

Left Testicle

Can we stop persisting with Aubameyang.

raptora

Keep swearing Charlie. It will make you feel good.

Mr Serge

I am worn out this guy is killing me

London gunner

What was the goal like

TheBayingMob

Although … I’ve never minded Woy … always seemed a decent and honest football guy and I don’t think there are many of those, so I feel bad he will lose his last home game …

Useroz

Ode contributes 1 in 4 or 5 games perhaps so may be £25m but RM would likely want 50m+

Mr Serge

I would sell all the strikers apart from martinelli and ballo freshen it up and no to ode

S Asoa

Players go beyond their limit for the sake of the Club. Arteta and his patron AKB will get him the credit

Black+Snake

I cant cheer these cunts, they dont deserve it

MidwestGun

Europa Conference League still on…

Leftside

Its amazing the noise coming from the stadium earlier, even not at full capacity. It’s around the corner from my house.

Guns of SF

Mike is such a genius.

Useroz

Pepe 3

Vickingz

Pepe

TheBayingMob

> What was the goal like

bit lucky, Odegaard lobbed the ball to the far post, Martinelli steals in, takes the ball on his thigh (that’s the lucky part, not sure he intended it that way), the keeper didn’t commit and got caught in no mans land, it looped over him and Martinelli followed it up and tapped in …

Bob N16

Easy 3 pts

Left Testicle

TYAGN
It’s so simple it is genius. He does have sauce.

Dream10

Criticized Odegaard earlier, but fair play to him. Lovely Ozil-esque ball for the goal. Class stuff

Happy for the guys, disappointed stuff like this will keep Arteta in a job. Kroenke Jr/Vinai will take the smallest sample of hope and use that as a reason to keep him. Nonsense

Leftside

What a goal from my boy Pepe!

TheBayingMob

Pepe. Awesome. What a goal …

GunnerWomble

Get in!

Useroz

Hodgson will remember this, don’t worry

S Asoa

Like Pepe did just now.
#ArtetaOut

Mr Serge

It was never in doubt lol great job pepe

Foxy

Palace without Roy could be relegation level next year brawn but no skill

Time Up

Finally

raptora

“Willian and Pepe are terrible senior players, they’ve given us academy returns.”

Useroz

Was Arteta this ecstatic when martinelli scored?

Danny S

Damn Pepe is so shit.

Leftside

Think thats our first win in 5 against Palace? Something like that, well overdue in any event.

That’s got to hurt Arteta , Martinelli scoring 🤣🤣 he’ll be congratulating Martinelli through gritted teeth

Elmo

The problem with our position will be that there’s no chance of finishing 6th: at least one of the three above will win (Spuds play Leicester; Everton play City).

That means that we’re effectively playing for a best of 7th if results go our way, and 7th means Europa Conference League, in which a Sparta Prague or Red Star Belgrade would be a heavyweight ‘favourite’ team.

It would be another competition for youngsters to get playing time, but it would also be a distraction and an embarrassment.

Samesong

Nicholas how many goals Pepe? lol

MidwestGun

Pepe with the game ender… and a F you to the haters.. including myself at times.

Useroz

All ride on last day but not sure we want conference

Time Up

Europe league, here we come.

Danny S

Just imagine if every player in the forward line had been as shit as Pepe this season CC and returned 20 goal contributions.

God we could be in 2nd or 3rd. How shit is that.

Luteo Guenreira

Great job to pull it out at the end. Best PL stretch of results under Arteta, good results are always welcome.

MidwestGun

Well that was something… not sure what yet… Guess we need Hammers to lose.

Peckobill

Great great goal by Pepe

Mr Serge

The kids saved us Pepe coming good

Arteta boring footie but got saved today

Ps

Can we club together to get Arteta a new razor blade?

The shadow look ain’t great on him

Wingdings

Regardless how this season finishes Arteta deserves to be sacked.

Leftside

Pepe got 14 goals and 5 assists in all comps this year, let’s hope he can kick on next year

TheLegendaryDB10

Phew…. great goals by Pepe and Gabi. What a poor 2nd half that was. MA is such a poor manager. All he could muster as a tactic in the 2nd half was to go defensive instead of attacking for that 2nd goal. Gabi and Pepe saves MA and this shows that it’s once more a moment of brilliance that saves him not his tactics. MA really has no clue how to set up the forwards to attack effectively. At least we are in the mix for the last game thanks to the Spuds doing what they do best and fucking… Read more »

Time Up

WBA beating WH. Fat Sam knows.

Foxy

pepe showed tonight what he can do and what he cannot. Needs to have a RB like Cedric or Tierney who can go wide and cut back whilst Pepe floats inside

DivineSherlock

Well well well folks , footballing gods are consipiring right now . West Ham behind to West brom 0-1 . Make it happen !!

Champagne Charlie

Danny

20 goal contributions? He’s the most minutes of any player this season in the EL and more than half his contributions are against sides like Dundalk.

Who needs guys like Grealish when we have Pepe.

Habesha Gooner

I would like us to be in Europe next season. I will celebrate the win no matter what. And having Europa league to qualify for CL the season after the next under a new manager will be good. Arteta though isn’t it.

Marc

Always knew Arteta had a master plan while all you wankers where doubting him!

raptora

Aside from the goals, we maybe had 1 more decent chance in 95 minutes.

Top stuff.

Kroenkephobe

A sad old loser called woy
Whose penultimate game gave no joy
Gave a speech to the cwowd
And claimed to be pwoud
But said he’s called woy, not woy!

Mr Serge

Is anyone else worn out ?

andy1886

Crap performance but three points. Just like a certain former manager was condemned for previously. I expect a different narrative tomorrow.

Wingdings

LeftsideMay 19, 2021 20:57:43
Pepe got 14 goals and 5 assists in all comps this year, let’s hope he can kick on next year

___

Nowhere near good enough for that price tag. He’s been a flop so far.

MidwestGun

Come on Fat Sam… lock it down.

Danny S

CC

Comparing Pepe to every other attacking player we currently have. He’s managed that in what is a terrible season.

He can be a game changer.

Guns of SF

the planets are aligning???? Shit man!

Frost

Bailed out by the kid this idiot spent half a season benching for Willian.

Really outstanding how clueless Arteta has been this season. Honestly.

Let’s hope he’s a fast learner. No evidence of that this season mind you.

P.S. Good game tonight by pepe. Doubt we’ll ever see him do this consistently tho.

raptora

Charlie: “Who needs guys like Grealish when we have Pepe.”

We’re going to get Grealish after we buy Odegaard like you wanted? Damn, that’s some money to spend.

@Marc

Hahahahaha

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