TEENAGE KICKS (INTO THE NET PLEASE)

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The Champions League is over, the big show is tonight, Arsenal vs the MIGHTY Slavia Prague.

What did we learn from last night?

That teenagers can do it at the highest level.

Jude Bellingham, 17 years old, dropping a big performance against a top 3 side in the world.

Phil Foden, haircut of a god, not quite a teenager, but young enough to be worth mentioning because he decided the game.

Mikel Arteta falls back on his safety blanked of senior players like they’re the Milan side from the 90s. I’m sorry, I can’t have it. There’s no Inzaghi, Seedorf, or Pirlo to fall back on in this group. We have seen that movie enough times.

‘One last job for the boys’ usually ends up with the robbery vehicle stalled with everyone going to jail.

Tonight is about the kids showing the world how good they are.

We need their energy. Their hunger. The decisive nature of their football offering.

Auba wasn’t at training yesterday. Maybe he really does have flu? Who cares. What I care about is knowing whoever is on that plane is ready to deliver in a game that is absolutely vital to our season.

ESR is fit. Martinelli is fit. Saka is fit. Those three, playing at their peak, is enough to take the tie.

Lacazette will likely start again, I like the role he takes on, creating openings for the pace technicians.

Thomas Partey should be the pivot in supporting two banks of 3, or even a 6 man forward line.

I’m a little concerned about Xhaka at left-back again, only because the Slavia forwards have more confidence and they seemed quite fast on the break.

This Arsenal team has enough to win tomorrow. We just need to show up with the same urgency and aggression we saw at the weekend.

Unai Emery in the next round will no doubt be tougher, but at least the game will have some zest about it. Last time we played Villareal in the semi-finals, we made the Champions League final. It’d be pretty sexy to do it again.

This is a big moment for Arteta.

The worry is that he is often more concerned about proving his ‘manager’ decisions in the summer were the correct ones. We need the Arteta that knew his job was on the line at Christmas.

Pick the best team. It’s that simple. Don’t select on reputation, salary, or the memory you had of said player from 6 years ago. It’s time to move this project on, accept what hasn’t worked, and go for the starting 11 most likely to execute the game plan.

Liverpool was a disaster. Slavia at home, regardless of the chances, was a disaster. Time to make amends, and as a 7 famous sounds artists once said…

‘Reach for the stars’
‘And when that rainbow’s shining over you’
‘That’s when your dreams will all come true’

Big night. Let’s see what the players have! Make our dreams come true.

ONWARD, EUROPA!

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Radio Raheem

Fantastic performance so far.

If Sauce wins the Europa he’ll deserve another season.

Wiglaf

They have to score 3
Has to be game over
Hope Arteta doesn’t shut the game

Ooooooooooooooooooh
Fuck me that’s special

Oooooooooooooob
Quality

Vintage Gun

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Dissenter

We score again
It is over
surely

TheLegendaryDB10

Saka!!!!!!!

Yes!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Yes!!!!!!!

GunnerWomble

Wtf 3

Ishola70

Massacre occuring in Prague.

Czech blood being spilt.

Useroz

Esr , Saka and Pepe are tearing them new one

Let’s recreate history and make it 7…

Nelson

A good draw after all!

MidwestGun

Boom….. Saka… is like .. who said I can’t finish?

Samir

Wow, this is what I’m talking about.
Amazing performance.

Jaroda

7-0 anyone?

Wiglaf

Boom muthafucka
Quality

Chambers has been brilliant since his return
That’s why he and holding should be playing

Fucking love it

Dissenter

Raheem
“Fantastic performance so far.If Sauce wins the Europa he’ll deserve another season.

If he wins Europa, he will deserve a NEW deal

Nelson

They can’t handle our two wingers.

Guns of SF

anyone got a streaming link????

Gazzap

Which Arsenal would turn up tonight? We wondered. . Well now we know the answer.

Jamie

Demolition job!

Chris

Bloody marvellous!

Bottle this performance and spirit and attitude and we are cooking with gas!!

Little mozart

BOOM

Ben D

Get in!!!

Foxy

There is me earliet saying Saka’s shooting was poor.. Thanks for proving me wrong.

Dissenter

Where are their racist ultras?

WengerEagle

U drunk Dissenter?

Dinamo Zagreb are the team you are thinking of.

Wiglaf

Pepe ESR and Saka
Told you charlie
Told you
This is the dream team

Get odegaaard in place of Ceballos and this team can open anyone

Buzzy

What a fucking counter..unlucky

Mr Serge

I am so happy

Habesha Gooner

Saka can easily be heralded as Sancho. Game set and done. Sensational.

Useroz

A better cross would have been 4

MidwestGun

Sorry Guns watching it on Paramount+ cost me $6 for a month. Although I get all the matches and CL matches.

vickingz

If only chambers is a decent player

Graham

Kick racists out of football.

Buzzy

Zagreb are starting to put some pressure on Villareal

WengerEagle

Most potent we have looked for a long time.

Could have 5 already. And Slavia aren’t mugs.

Jaroda

Saka cutting in from the right is a thing of beauty!

Wiglaf

Nice to see the real gooners enjoying this

All the agenda driven dick heads are conspicuously silent

georgia boy

CZECH AND MATE BITCHES

GET IN

karim

Kick racists out of le grove

Foxy

We need to find a left back by the next round🤔

raptora

This is a pub team don’t forget. We are taking care of a job we should have finished in the first leg.

Mr Serge

It’s personel all the way we get 3 very good players and ode and we will be far better next season

Wiglaf

Saka should have two fucking pingers tonight
That lad
I really love him
And ESR
And Pepe
I love em

azed

Take out Saka and ESR at half time.

Wiglaf

raptoraApril 15, 2021 20:29:30
This is a pub team don’t forget. We are taking care of a job we should have finished in the first leg.

Booooo
Shut up and enjoy the pasting you goblin

georgia boy

Match is shown on CBSSN in the US for anyone who does not pay for paramount plus. They are doing it red zone style with the other matches.

WengerEagle

Saka has been electric. Has been off in recent weeks but he is right back on it tonight. Unplayable so far.

Ishola70

yeah could be a very big score tonight.

Slavia are completely stretched on virtually every Arsenal attack.

Depends if Arsenal pull the foot off the gas or not on the final score.

Useroz

Keeping the ball in SLP half and we’d be fine.😷

raptora

Don,
Keep throwing racial slurs unpunished.

raptora

Ethnic*

Dissenter

Wenger eagle
Who does Kudera play for?
Which club’s ultra fans held up a racist banner to defend Kudera?

You need to wake up my friend.

Youdaman

A huge difference with Saka, ESR and Pepe playing. Same team that played against Leicester a few weeks back.
Oddegard, Willian, Luiz and Xhaka in midfield slow things down. All about pace

Useroz

Saka,Esr and Pepe should use it as shooting practice

TheLegendaryDB10

Excellent performance by the team so far.

They pushed from the start and kept on pushing.

We need to continue. Lock this game down until they give up.

(And you know that bastard Turk of a ref will be anti-arsenal in the second half. He’ll be sympathetic to Slavia’ s plight of looking like shit and try and give them a goal. Make us sweat a bit.)

Pepesuave

This is a pub team don’t forget. We are taking care of a job we should have finished in the first leg.
———-
Pub team that knocked out Leicester City??

salparadisenyc

Saka on the right all fucking day and night long please.

Dissenter

azed
Why take off Saka and ESR?

They just need to be rested over the weekend

Buzzy

ESR is just so fucking good when running with the ball..so.comfortable and always looking up

Guns of SF

Swkmoon

Thanks!

WengerEagle

Dissenter

What are you talking about? You said they came back from 3 down vs Tottenham. Dinamo were the team you were confused with.

Useroz

Laca’s link up play not quite working yet

Chambers need to lift the crosses higher

azed

Dissenter

All it takes is a bad tackle for them to be injured. Why risk that when the game is over?

vickingz

Esr ehnnn, what a player

raptora

Do not buy Odegaard.
ESR is at his level already. Just need to learn to be consistent.

TheBayingMob

Who was worried about this? Me .. nah I wasn’t worried, I never once said we’d get beaten … my my it looks a cake walk at the mo .. .can we fuck this up?

Matt B

Chambers is excellent

MidwestGun

Yep Saka right and Pepe left works… wonders…. Xhaka as a LB is scary but doesn’t seem like they can exploit it so … doesn’t matter.

WengerEagle

‘And you know that bastard Turk of a ref will be anti-arsenal in the second half. He’ll be sympathetic to Slavia’ s plight of looking like shit and try and give them a goal. Make us sweat a bit’

This has been mentioned twice now, what has his nationality got to do with anything?

Useroz

Game kinda won but not won…. just 35 min.

Take a breather but Keep the positive play

Zacharse

Malaria!
Stranger than fiction over as usual

Wiglaf

Mari and Holding dealing it at the back
Chambers running the show on the right
Shits on Hector

Useroz

Xhaka looks fine so far with us pressing high. Back 4 not busy.

Samesong

Looks like another name change is coming up for Mr Don

Useroz

Really happy for Esr… his physique has improved and pace is good.

Buzzy

Pepe working his balls off off the ball tonight

Useroz

Saka calf knocked but not the left leg

Ishola70

Saka is better on the right yes but Pepe also looks better on the right as well overall even if he has scored tonight on the left.

For tonight’s match though it has worked very well despite worries beforehand mainly about having support for Xhaka defensively but that potential problem hasn’t materialised tonight.

The match just about Arsenal’s offensive strength in this game.

azed

Dissenter

Still think Saka and ESR should play the whole game?

Jamie

Don has always been a degenerate. Doesn’t matter how many times he gets banned and changes his name.

Ishola70

Weagle

“This has been mentioned twice now, what has his nationality got to do with anything?”

Does it offend you Weagle.

He might not like Turks.

Wiglaf

WengerEagleApril 15, 2021 20:35:32
‘And you know that bastard Turk of a ref will be anti-arsenal in the second half. He’ll be sympathetic to Slavia’ s plight of looking like shit and try and give them a goal. Make us sweat a bit’This has been mentioned twice now, what has his nationality got to do with anything?

That wasn’t me.
I did not post this

WengerEagle

Tie is over but we shouldn’t rest on our laurels.

Show a bit of edge and put out a statement by sticking 5 or 6 past these.

Useroz

Nice optics…almost 9 defending.in our box!

Mr Serge

I would take off the lads on 60 if this score is still the same

TheLegendaryDB10

WengerEagle

The reason we have a dislike for Turks, and in particular for Galatasaray, in particular comes from a very sad incident that happened in Copenhagen in 2000. We were playing the final and there was a lot of trouble and injuries to Gooners who went to watch the game.

Useroz

Both holding and Mari boot it out when in doubt…👍👍

MidwestGun

Yeah I noticed Pepe is tracking back… Think that was definitely told to him…. if he wants to start get your ass back when defending so far so good.

Not much going wrong so far.. can’t complain.

Champagne Charlie

So is Arteta the messiah after all?

WengerEagle

Ishola

It’s uncalled for and irrelevant, why do you have to try to be cute about everything?

Ishola70

It’s hilarious isn’t it that everyone thinks everyone has to love each other and show utmost respect to each other.

Unfortunately this is not the way of the world not in the past and will never be.

I know it’s about progressive thinking but it’s also a bit fake.

Useroz

Cool iy Pepe don’t fall for their tricks

Samir

I hope Arteta gives Azeez and Balogun some time if we keep a good score 60 + mins.

Proud of the team so far.

Radio Raheem

I remember a few belittling the Europa League the last time we got to the final. I wonder if they’ll feel same if we repeated the feat under Arterta 🤣🤣🤣

It was great then it’ll be great again if we get to the final is my opinion. The only European trophy Arsenal have won doesn’t even exist anymore.

karim

What a diver Xhaka is, really has no shame.

Useroz

Kids are the .messiah…

Jamie

Villarreal 2 up. Showdown is on.

Good ebening.

Buzzy

Moreno kills the tie…Emery vs Arteta

Nelson

Xhaka is taking his time to clean his boot. What a player!

Ishola70

Bring on the bum Bummery.