ARSENAL BRIEF: NO DRAMA

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Part 3 of a 4 part series sees Arsenal welcome Olympiacos the North London. We’re 3-1 up. They have to score at least 3 goals with no response to go through. It’ll be a tough day out.

The worst thing we could do tonight is assume this is a ‘rest’ game and rotate so hard we lose our footing.

There can be no slip-ups. Last time we played them, we were dropped out when Auba missed a sitter at the death. It should never had gone to extra time.

Arsenal need to be ruthless this evening. We can afford to be patient, because they have to come to play. Arsenal has more than enough players to kill them in behind if they overextend.

The big worry? Arsenal LOVE to concede an early goal in big games. That can’t happen tonight. We’re more than capable of defending like warriors, the thing that needs to be ironed out is the big lad called UNFORCED ERROR.

Our defending has been solid this year, but the clean sheets haven’t been as prevalent as I would have liked. Now would be a good time to change that.

Arteta has two games to deal with before players go on international break. I think he’s going to go all-in with minor changes. He has a full squad to pick from. The question is how hard is he going to batten down the hatches? In the away leg, he took Thomas Partey off after 55 minutes for tactical reasons, which I suspect revolved around the NLD. Will he do that again tonight? Or will he give minutes to Elneny or Ceballos?

The front 3 will also be interesting. Who is he going to roll with? After the Auba nonsense at the weekend, the show of unity would be to start our captain. At the same time, having him fresh for West Ham might also be a bonus. If you’re going sit in waiting and strike at this Greek side, Gabriel Martinelli as a #9 wouldn’t be the worst move if you were looking for a viper move.

It’s hard to say the game at the weekend is more important, because business-wise, it’s probably not. What is important is making sure we don’t ruin the run-in by injuring players that are on the edge load wise. Smith Rowe picked up a tweak a week ago, Saka rolled off at half time at the weekend. Tierney has played a lot of games, Xhaka plays every game, Partey was very leggy in the last 15 at the weekend… I know you have to push the limits in this game, but our squad is too shallow to suck up mega injuries, particularly with our creative names who are in limited batches.

It’s quite interesting listening to the press conferences at the minute, Arteta has more colour in his face and looks like he’s started eating again… the new addition is the Norwegian press who all seem very keen to know what their captain is up to. I love that everyone is a little bit worried about what will happen with him next season. If the club sell well this summer, they’ll try and buy him. If not, I don’t think there’s much doubt that we’ll have the player on loan next season, hopefully with a clause where we can buy him.

Arsenal are giving him love he’ll never get at Real Madrid. He’s giving us the work rate maybe Madrid couldn’t get from him because he didn’t feel welcome. I wonder if part of his difficulties at Madrid are born of the deal they made for him, I think Carlo went out of his way to say he was only playing him because it was in his deal. There was a big fuss about him training with Ronaldo. Zizou can also be quite brutal. Bigger thing here… it’s hard to be a superstar in a team of superstars. Arsenal can offer him something Madrid can’t. He can be a star boy, he can grow with ESR, Martinelli, and Saka. He can take Arsenal back to the very top, become a legend and do it in the most-watched league in the world with fans that will absolutely adore him.

That’d be my pitch…

The pitch for tonight? No drama. Cleansheet. Next round please. See you in the comments. x

P.S. That magazine in the main picture is The Gooner. It’s an iconic fanzine I grew up reading with my dad and football family. Passing it around in the car with my cousins after a game is a fond memory. Discusing the gossips hidden in the pages was always fun. I LOVED the back page joke it always had on it. Anyway, I’m going to be contributing a nice chunk of words on the regular for them. If you can buy a subscription to it, that’d be amazing. These sorts of things make the game experience special and they look nice on your coffee table. I took a big chance on the topic this month, it’s about the future of Arsenal and why you should be excited. Looking like a good bet.

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Useroz

Ugly but through!!

Mr Serge

KT shouting go on Danny poor game but we are through switching over to spurs now for a laugh

Captain Tierney

Martinelli in 8 minutes did more than Auba in 90.

Great player but not captain material

gazzap

1-0 defeat. missed bucketloads of chances. If there is ever a good time to lose this was it.

Wardo

Cmon dynamo

Cmon meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelan

Wiglaf

That was like having teeth pulled
Arteta needs to realise it’s over with auba and bellerin should not be starting for arsenal next season

MidwestGun

Ok finally… forgettable match Moving on.. switching to Spuds now.. Come on Zagreb.

Have to also say it hasn’t been an overly impressive debut season for Partey either. With all the hype he came with, expected more

Jaffa

Well hope we have got our shit perforce out the way for a good one at the weekend

Captain Tierney

Spuds in ET

Ben D

Can’t wait for our game to end so I can go watch the Scums across the street get knocked out by Dinamo Zagreb

Wiglaf

Mr serge

Go on Gabby!!! Is what he was shouting

gazzap

Super sulker auba on the pitch tonight. Martinelli was so lively. love this guy.

Dissenter

Wiglaf
“We’ve controlled another dull game”

You really think we “controlled” this game

salparadisenyc

The world is pulling for you Croatian brothers.

Mr Serge

Sok telling auba I want your shirt in there don’t annoy me lol

Danny

It’s pathetic that away goals count in extra time but hopefully Spurs wont get even that.

curse

if Mikel wins the Europa, start chiseling that statue.

Wiglaf

MidwestGunMarch 18, 2021 19:47:14
Who says Ode can’t dribble.. kid has some moves.

Oh mate he 100% can dribble
He and Pepe are the most naturally gifted players in the side
I’d say Tierney martinelli and Saka have the strongest mentality
ESR the most adaptable and maybe the most intelligent along with Odegaard

Dissenter

Something is going on in Zagreb

Their manager is getting ready for jail, still yet they are about to pull off an upset.

zacharse

ya gotta give credit, pepe is halfway to looking like a decent piece of biz, easily 36m player…another half season of form and he could turn out to be a real threat in the attack. good seeing gabi in for a bit as well

MidwestGun

Mourinho getting ousted by a side with no manager … that would be some banter.

gazzap

xG – Arsenal (2.58) 0-1 (0.71) Olympiakos

zacharse

ode and pepe playing together could be a pretty fun prospect, lot of speed

Mr Serge

Sok is that player you don’t mess with a lot of influence and our players all flocked him in the end they love the big Greek daddy

TheLegendaryDB10

A bit disappointing we didn’t score and lost the leg in such a sloppy way. But who cares? We are moving to the next round.

We better be careful as the EL will start to get harder from now on.

On another note… Ødegaard really looks like the full package. We can’t let him go back to RM!

Mr Serge

We rested a lot of our better players for Sunday West ham away will be hard

OCGooner

OMG if you want to see some real clown show defending switch to the Spuds DZB game, unbelievable. They’re gonna botch that 2 goal cushion here in ET.

Captain Tierney

Dinamooooooo

Kendo

That’s two refereeing blunders in two games which have saved Arsenal, will it be a hattrick of blunders against West Ham.

MidwestGun

Ohhhh man…. That was the one… Come on Zagreb..

Captain Tierney

xG today was Arsenal 2.8 – 0.7 Olympiakos

Says all about the game today really.
Auba missing sitters
Esr blocking Pepe’s confirm goal
Pepe fluffing a 1v1 situation

Graham

We have played Olympiakos 12 times. Six wins. Six defeats. And within the six years we have won one and lost one every year. Three wins and three defeats at home (the last three now defeats).

So fairly predictable we would lose tonight – important things were to go through on aggregate and avoid injuries.

Captain Tierney

If you wanna watch tired legs play football, turn to Dinamo v Spuds.
Looking like a EFL League 1 game that

Captain Tierney

Even the Dinamo keeper is gassed.

What a game this

LeMassiveCoq

Spurs making lots of runs into Dynamos box…bet they get a pen…

Pierre

Very very impressed with Odegaard when he came on..

Last 20 mins some excellent moves and great chances missed.

Hopefully Arteta has learnt that the CAM is a specialist position and you can’t put a player like Ceballos of Willian in there and expect ot to work.

We had a top quality CAM playing on the left, so to me the best option would have been to play CAM in the middle and play Martinelli wide left…

Pierre

Correction .. ESR in the middle

AFC Forever

GOAL…. Spurs listing!!

Captain Tierney

Whatta goal. Dinamo up 3-0 .

Lets gooo

karim

What. A. Goal

Hat trick baby

Guns of SF

anyone have a good stream to see the Spurs go down?? Fotoybrite is acting weird

OCGooner

Dinamoooooooo

Saladin

Wallahi I love this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gazzap

fuck yeah. Spurs going out LOL

MidwestGun

Yes!!!!!! sweet goal… and Mourinho is stunned. hahaha

AFC Forever

GOAL….Spurs losing.!!

Radio Raheem

Can the spuds afford Jose’s payoff?

gazzap

who is this number 99 – Orsic?? buy him!

Batistuta

Such a horrible performance but being made up for in Zagreb

AFC Forever

Some goal that. Need another to cancel out the Kane dive that is long overdue & bound to happen. Jenas sounds pissed.

salparadisenyc

Kane figuring how to shit house a pen.

Dolomite

What a goal

TheRoyalArsehole

Ahhhh hahahahabababa fuck those Lilly white bastards! What a great week for Spurs!!!!!!!!!!

Mb

Sad for Arsenal losing? Switch to Spuds and grab a beer.. fuck em while we advance to next round

NJ Gooner

Spurs always want to go one better than us: we lose the game. But they lose the tie!

TheBayingMob

You can always rely on Tottenham to brighten up the evening …

Kroenkephobe

Guns
Hesgoal

Dissenter

Just came back
Spuds are having a night mare

LeMassiveCoq

Orsic……wow

Dissenter

I read that the grounds men at Zagreb took over the coaching duties tonight.

SWG

Orsiiiiiiic!

AFC Forever

I’m on my 6th bottle of Desperado and I’m feeling surprisingly good. Dinamo have got some decent players.

NJ Gooner

Tonight’s results. You couldn’t really make this up, could you?

Spuds have 10 minutes to save their season. You couldn’t really have anticipated that headline this time last week.

SWG

Sign him up and pay him whatever he wants after doing this to Maureen tonight!

Dissenter

Why can’t they try doing rabonas tonight

LeMassiveCoq

If spuds score they win….come on Zagreb

Captain Tierney

Dinamo players are dead.

Their keeper is something else.

AFC Forever

4 minutes, this is nerve shredding.

MidwestGun

Bale.. choke. Kane choke… Come on Zagreb… hold on!!! hahaha

SpanishDave

Very wasteful tonight.
Auba is fading fast too much dosh not enough desire.
Needs benching more,often.
Xhaka never rested plays every game, work that one out

LeMassiveCoq

Wow…..how has Kane not scored? Great save mind

TheRoyalArsehole

I want to hear Mourinho stutter his way through this press conference. Oh who shall he throw under the bus tonight!!

Habesha Gooner

Hahaha spurs. I honestly don’t think they will beat us in a 2 leg tie even if they qualify. But we have to improve our conversion rate. Tonight was just ridiculous. How many guilt edged chances do we have to create to win a match. Finishing drills must become a priority from now on because creating chances has been solved wife Odegaard and ESR have come in to this team.

Dissenter

Am I the only one who finds this game more stressful than ours
It would shatter me if they snuck one past the keeper now.

Habesha Gooner

With*

Dissenter

Dyer doesn’t think thats a foul
Idiot

NJ Gooner

On another night, Auba buries his chances and we win comfortably.

Thank heavens that this was a night when we could afford our perennial, all to occasional, dreadful performance without paying a price.

My worry is that we will be tired and dispirited on Sunday. This is where Arteta really has to earn his money.

LeMassiveCoq

Cmon…cmon

Captain Tierney

Dinamo staff not giving them the balls 😂

Leedsgunner

😂 😂 😂

Tottenham Hotspurs Football Club

The gift that keeps on giving.

Makes up for the loss!

Rich

Dissenter

No mate, this is excruciating…..

Saladin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TheLegendThatIsDennisBergkamp

Zaaaaaaaaaaagrebbbbbbbbbbb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saladin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WengerEagle

What a hysterical result in Zagreb.

Captain Tierney

Why do I feel so happy after a loss?

I’ll tell you why!! Because the Spuds have done it again.

Bottling a 2-0 lead.

Biggest bottlers in the history of the game.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Orsiic remember that name.

Foxy

All we need now is for Man U to go out as well

gazzap

thats it Spurs are OUT!!!

AFC Forever

Y E S

Out you go Maureen. Hilarious!

Words+on+a+Blog

Tepid Tottenham are out!!!!!!

MidwestGun

Haha Mourinho… Fuck off. Negative/ shit footie then a bunch of desperation.

City is going to destroy them in Carabao Cup final too.

Nelson

Spud is out.

TheRoyalArsehole

Eat a dick Jose, Kane, Bale, and all Spurs!!!!

Dissenter

Spuds lose
Hahaha

Words+on+a+Blog

Commentator:

“Horrible Hotspurs are out!”

Rich

Wish I’d put money on Spurs doing a Spurs,,,

Captain Tierney

Spuds

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Livakovic(keeper)

Orsiic ( winger)

What a performance.

Spuds have done it again.

😂😂😂😂

Nelson

Now we have no chance to beat them again this season.

Champagne Charlie

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Spurs…..

(………and Dissenter)