MOURINHO & ARTETA SHARKING FOR ERRORS IN CONSEQUENTIAL NLD

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It’s North London Derby this weekend. What we’d all give to be present at The Emirates for this one.

Last time out, we killed ourselves early. Spurs had 5 attempts at our goal, put 3 on target, and scored 1. Their first goal was a 30-yard screamer after we let Son run at us on the counter. Their second came as part of a double whammy in which Thomas Partey broke down in midfield and Kane scored off the bar down our end.

It took Arsenal 5 games after that to register a win in the Premier League. Truly a miserable time for the ages.

So what will we have learned this time?

Well, the team we played was pretty strong last time out. We’ll likely have Xhaka and Partey pivoting again. Attack will be something different. I doubt we’ll see Auba and Lacazette starting together. I suspect we’ll see the two new additions that have changed the way we play for the better.

Emile Smith Rowe has to start. The question is whether he’s shunted out to the left again. I think he’s the better player there. I really like Odegaard, but I’m not sure he’s quite up to the speed of the league as it stands. He’s given away hospital passes in his last two games because of casual play and I don’t think he was what you’d call present to the levels we need… especially in a game like tomorrow. Thing is, he is more than competent playing as a wide attacker, and he generally boasts high levels of control… which tomorrow, is going to be absolutely vital, because Spurs are absolute vultures…

I’d love to see Nico start the game, but I have my doubts. Last time out at the toilet bowl we were mauled from 3 shots on target despite dominating possession. It was a typical Mourinho game. He’s going to let us do our thing tomorrow because he knows the odds are stacked against us not bringing pain upon ourselves. 7 of our 14 goals conceded this year have been of our own making. With a strong side on Thursday, we still managed to gift the Greeks 3 big chances unforced.

I think we’ll see Saka, Odegaard, ESR and WiIlian in attack. Jose will have a special plan for Saka… Spurs will be taking it in turns to smash him over in transition. Olympiacos did a great job brutalising him the other night, though I’m not sure I’d say they nullified him. The key tomorrow is getting him on the ball a bit higher up the pitch… though that’ll be hard to manage if we’re trying to keep our defensive structure strong.

Spurs are quite a simple unit. They depend on 3 exceptional players to put lipstick on an old pig of a system. When it works, everyone calls Jose a genius, when it fails, he’s a fraud.

Arsenal are not a simple unit. We’re better coached, have more interesting ideas, and we’re going further than them longterm. However, what our squad has that theirs does not is the self-destruct button.

When you build in the correct fundamentals, it’s only a matter of time before the correct outputs happen. The fundamentals are in place. The balance between and attack and defence is there. We are creating good chances. We’re limiting our opponents. The biggest problem we’re dealing with is unforced errors. Our players need to concentrate. They need to make better decisions. They need to leave every ounce of brainpower on the pitch tomorrow.

NLD is a toss of a coin. It’s usually fine margins, it’s usually an emotional wreck of a day, the winner will be crowned by who makes the least mistakes.

Arsenal FCs coaching staff have had this game pinned in the priority board for the last 6 weeks. Make no mistake, everything has been building to this game because it’s the Premier League Cup Final. Let’s be honest, it’s a huge deal for both managers as they look to extract positives from underwhelming campaigns. If Arteta wins this, and the whole project gets a huge lift and you’re looking at the Europa League with a different eye.

Lose? Not an option I’m afraid.

I genuinely can’t wait for this game. Two rivals with their best players on show going toe-to-toe. Should be an immense 90 minutes. Let’s hope we’re the fans crowing on the group chats.

Sorry there was no pod this Thursday. I don’t think I’ve ever been worked to hard in my life or more consequential things (first world consequential, I’m not distributing vaccines). It’ll be a patchy few weeks, but I’ll do my best.

P.S. I am on the warpath in the comments. Any of that ‘modern internet’ anti-Arsenal rhetoric on an Arsenal blog will be met by the full force of the law. I don’t care if you rate Mourinho, I don’t care if you’d like to see Arsenal lose to move on Arteta, this is a NLD and you’ll be treated like you would if you were spouting off against Arsenal in The Twelve Pins pre-game. This is an Arsenal paradise for the next 48 hours or so. See you there.

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TheLegendaryDB10

Fuck the Spuds!!!

(Not hearing enough of this here! 😁)

Davedale

If the pen was against us we would be slating the defender for crashing in to the player and giving the ref a decision….. Definite penalty for me

Gooner_grower

Pepe has been decent

SpanishDave

Ode putting a shift in tackling back good man

MidwestGun

Fuck the Spuds!!! and Fuck off Mourinho! 😀

Davedale

Kane is a dirty cunt

Soham

Kanw is a fucking thug

The Godfather

Damnit still too much time on the clock for us to Fcuk this up.

raptora

Kane another cunt getting away with it cause he’s English. Dirty cunt.

Samesong

F ok off Lamela

Dissenter

They have one rule to Harry Kane, another for others

raptora

Lamela fucktard eat my hard dick dipshit.

Buzzy

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahshahahsha

ARgunner

Book kane cnt tackle late

Danny

Red to the cunt

Ben D

And Spurs should be down to 10…. There’s more than one candidate for that sending off..

Nelson

Ha! Ha! RED!!!

gunnerman

Kane being a dirty cunt as usual

Dissenter

Lamela the cunt
He’s one the dirtiest players in the league

Ben D

How does Kane not get a yellow for that on Gabriel?

SpanishDave

Hoo fucking Ray Kane a dirty fouler as well.

MidwestGun

Nice!! about time.. a bunch of hacking cunts!

Socrates

Lamela you dirty fucking bitch

ARgunner

Fk off lamela

Thank you and goodnight

Fuck off Lamela 🤣

Moray

Someone’s old Portuguese mother is going to be furious after This.

Lamela was a red card since he scored.

TheBayingMob

No card for golden boy Kane. Disgrace.

vickingz

Lamella off you go

raptora

Mouninho knew moment it happened. LOOOL

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

Did saka go off Injured ?…. Anyone

Gazzap

Pamela has made a lot of fouls today.

Samesong

Bring Auba on to finish them off.

Mark

Good riddance ! Dirty little Cunt!!

Shoulda been off already.

Elmo

I love how what Lamela thought was his special day has all ended in ignominy.

Goldinho

Shithousing the shithouser

gunnerman

Suiting ending for scoring that goal earlier.

Mr Serge

Filthy lamela come on Arsenal

SpanishDave

Oh well the subs will guarantee us a draw

Dissenter

Here comes Willian

Socrates is peeved but he does have to rotate

Jamie

This is going so well!!!

Hero to zero Lamela. Epic cunt.

Socrates

Willian on FFS… fucking Arteta just can’t resist

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

Baying

Disgraceful like the rashford tackle on holding … But as English fuck all happens

Mr Serge

Rspca no he was subbed at half time he got kicked a lot in the first half

Gazzap

Arteta making it 10v 10 bringing Willian on. lol.

Leedsgunner

Pamela Lamela off.

The referees’ union must be DYING this afternoon with having to give Arsenal favourable decisions..

I want us to press the advantage and humiliate Tottenham.

MidwestGun

Nice game ESR! Love that kid.

raptora

Xhaka finally being the tough man that he paints himself to be.

SpanishDave

Xhaka trying to loose us the game

Dissenter

GRANITE Xhaka
Came close to a penalty there, don’t give the ref a reason

TheBayingMob

Will I An!!!

Davedale

Our bad passes are creeping in…….

Foxy

The only surprise was that Lamela lasted 75 minutes

ARgunner

Ok so tactics..dont care about table or points..just fkn over spuds…so defence and no brain farts please

The Godfather

This is British Entitlement at highest point.
Shocking Shocking that Kane can literally get away with anything. We need to be careful

Mb

Fuck off spuds

Soham

We need 1 more goal

Moray

A hobbling for Kane would wrap up this NLD like a glove

TheBayingMob

Humiliation would be nice but let’s just keep the ball and see it out …

Claver

10 minutes to go. Always time for a brain fart

Davedale

Oh my fucking god we have gone to pieces…..

Danny

…..and a brainfart!

Soham

Hahaha wtf..1 more brain fart ?!

Thank you and goodnight

@The Godfather

English Captains always get away with murder. Not the first time

Nelson

We start to self-destruct.

Dissenter

Partey has been a bit of a shit
Misplaced passes and wild shots

Soham

Partwy is fucjing up again

Gazzap

Pepe forgotten how to beat a man. He had all the space he could want. But still just runs into the left back.

Davedale

Party gives it away twice in the last 60 seconds……

Socrates

We need another goal, Players look lost since Willian came on.

TheBayingMob

Omg what are we doing!

S Asoa

Williams seems to be having effect. Everyone thrown off their stride

Claver

Why are we playing worse with a one man advantage?

Saladin

Fuck off Partey. What are you doing?

Dissenter

Partey has been worse than Xhaka in this game

Leedsgunner

Our stupidity taking over.

If we come out of this without all three points it will be very damaging to Arteta.

Soham

Take off partey and get MO on..wtf Xhaka

Captain Tierney

Feels like we have gone a man down, not Tottenham.

ARgunner

Partey again…id take mo for him now

raptora

Fk me. Would have been so typical…………………………..

Danny

Thanks Kane you cunt.

Dissenter

Michael Oliver trying to give the goal

prvhc

Arsenal doing their best to lose this game

TheBayingMob

Fuck me we’ve lost it!!

gunnerman

Looks like lamela invited xhaka to a 1v1 outside and he can’t wait to take it up.

Davedale

What the fuck are we doing here fucking lost our shape and way completely…….

MidwestGun

Luiz let Partey have an earful in at last 2 languages. Come on now …y’all… finish this out.

azed

Can Arteta take out Xhaka now?

Leedsgunner

Saved by the offside flag…

Soham

Getting nervousss

Gazzap

Xhaka must be careful. He’ll be red carded if he’s not.

Saladin

Jesus Christ man

MidwestGun

Shwwwweew offside.

Soham

Where the fuck is tierney passing

ARgunner

Fk kane

Mr Serge

I agree put mo on

Dissenter

Has Willian touched the ball yet?

TheBayingMob

Fucking hell what a let off ..: fucking hell boys sort it the fuck out!!

MGooner

I love VAR

Gazzap

How is Laca not chasing that?? Get him off.

Socrates

what exactly does Willian bring to the team, fucking back pass merchant

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