MOURINHO & ARTETA SHARKING FOR ERRORS IN CONSEQUENTIAL NLD

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It’s North London Derby this weekend. What we’d all give to be present at The Emirates for this one.

Last time out, we killed ourselves early. Spurs had 5 attempts at our goal, put 3 on target, and scored 1. Their first goal was a 30-yard screamer after we let Son run at us on the counter. Their second came as part of a double whammy in which Thomas Partey broke down in midfield and Kane scored off the bar down our end.

It took Arsenal 5 games after that to register a win in the Premier League. Truly a miserable time for the ages.

So what will we have learned this time?

Well, the team we played was pretty strong last time out. We’ll likely have Xhaka and Partey pivoting again. Attack will be something different. I doubt we’ll see Auba and Lacazette starting together. I suspect we’ll see the two new additions that have changed the way we play for the better.

Emile Smith Rowe has to start. The question is whether he’s shunted out to the left again. I think he’s the better player there. I really like Odegaard, but I’m not sure he’s quite up to the speed of the league as it stands. He’s given away hospital passes in his last two games because of casual play and I don’t think he was what you’d call present to the levels we need… especially in a game like tomorrow. Thing is, he is more than competent playing as a wide attacker, and he generally boasts high levels of control… which tomorrow, is going to be absolutely vital, because Spurs are absolute vultures…

I’d love to see Nico start the game, but I have my doubts. Last time out at the toilet bowl we were mauled from 3 shots on target despite dominating possession. It was a typical Mourinho game. He’s going to let us do our thing tomorrow because he knows the odds are stacked against us not bringing pain upon ourselves. 7 of our 14 goals conceded this year have been of our own making. With a strong side on Thursday, we still managed to gift the Greeks 3 big chances unforced.

I think we’ll see Saka, Odegaard, ESR and WiIlian in attack. Jose will have a special plan for Saka… Spurs will be taking it in turns to smash him over in transition. Olympiacos did a great job brutalising him the other night, though I’m not sure I’d say they nullified him. The key tomorrow is getting him on the ball a bit higher up the pitch… though that’ll be hard to manage if we’re trying to keep our defensive structure strong.

Spurs are quite a simple unit. They depend on 3 exceptional players to put lipstick on an old pig of a system. When it works, everyone calls Jose a genius, when it fails, he’s a fraud.

Arsenal are not a simple unit. We’re better coached, have more interesting ideas, and we’re going further than them longterm. However, what our squad has that theirs does not is the self-destruct button.

When you build in the correct fundamentals, it’s only a matter of time before the correct outputs happen. The fundamentals are in place. The balance between and attack and defence is there. We are creating good chances. We’re limiting our opponents. The biggest problem we’re dealing with is unforced errors. Our players need to concentrate. They need to make better decisions. They need to leave every ounce of brainpower on the pitch tomorrow.

NLD is a toss of a coin. It’s usually fine margins, it’s usually an emotional wreck of a day, the winner will be crowned by who makes the least mistakes.

Arsenal FCs coaching staff have had this game pinned in the priority board for the last 6 weeks. Make no mistake, everything has been building to this game because it’s the Premier League Cup Final. Let’s be honest, it’s a huge deal for both managers as they look to extract positives from underwhelming campaigns. If Arteta wins this, and the whole project gets a huge lift and you’re looking at the Europa League with a different eye.

Lose? Not an option I’m afraid.

I genuinely can’t wait for this game. Two rivals with their best players on show going toe-to-toe. Should be an immense 90 minutes. Let’s hope we’re the fans crowing on the group chats.

Sorry there was no pod this Thursday. I don’t think I’ve ever been worked to hard in my life or more consequential things (first world consequential, I’m not distributing vaccines). It’ll be a patchy few weeks, but I’ll do my best.

P.S. I am on the warpath in the comments. Any of that ‘modern internet’ anti-Arsenal rhetoric on an Arsenal blog will be met by the full force of the law. I don’t care if you rate Mourinho, I don’t care if you’d like to see Arsenal lose to move on Arteta, this is a NLD and you’ll be treated like you would if you were spouting off against Arsenal in The Twelve Pins pre-game. This is an Arsenal paradise for the next 48 hours or so. See you there.

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ARgunner

Fk me no foul…again time to fk em up..and loris fumble not chased

Danny

Bye bye Monkey Boy

Samesong

Starting to believe we can win this game now.

ARgunner

Our pitch ball man awareness ….really needs work…

raptora

1 goal will be enough.

Mr Serge

Same song we can they have been dog shit

Samesong

Is that my man Oden spraying those long passes?

Samir

Partey is just world class all round. What a player!

Buzzy

The fucking chimp is off…fuck all he did the fucking wanker

Socrates

Smith Rowe is simply top level

The Godfather

A draw here will be no diff from a loss … should be smashing these overrated twats

Nelson

Pepe didn’t do anything.

Mark

Still no booking 🤔🤔🤔

Told ya, that rat faced cheating cunt Oliver!

raptora

Partey again lol

Buzzy

Luiz shud have smashed that in

Mr Serge

Samir well his finishing is not world class that’s for sure

Samir

Let me rephrase.
Partey world class at everything except shooting😂

raptora

Ndombele sometimes is a 50m player, sometimes is a 0.5m player.

ARgunner

Like that from xhaka…cant beliege sayn that

Samesong

Penalty.

Moray

Lampard is out of a job. Could we hire him to do some shooting coaching for Partey?

raptora

Will VAR give it?

Danny

Penalty!!!!

DUIFG

We need to win this game, don’t spite your face arteta, give me auba and we win

MidwestGun

Hahaha Luiz should have had a pop at goal.. That would have been something.

Mr Serge

That’s a pen

raptora

How incompetent is Laca though. What a waste of a striker.

Davedale

Fuck me he’s missed another but surely that’s a pen……

Samir

Pepe amazing ball. Wow!

Mark

I’d love Partey to score, he deserves it!

TheBayingMob

“ stupid decision to take off Saka has killed our attacking threat”

He took a very heavy knock to the top of his foot for what was a disgraceful challenge – I was surprised he carried on. They might taken a look at HT and once that boot was off I imagine it swelled the fuck up! If it is a knock just hope it’s not a long term metatarsal … hopefully to was more precautionary with the Europa 2nd leg coming up

Dissenter

Laca missed the ball – air ball

He does whack him in the box —penalty

Mark

Any booking!??

Davedale

Can’t watch…….

MidwestGun

Deserved pk..

ARgunner

Sure miss…but watch var fk us…shld be pen

Leedsgunner

Penalty!!!

Come on Laca

Socrates

I’ll take it but that’s not a pen

Samesong

Great Pen

Moray

Panalzette!

Radio Raheem

Good ball Pepe

Partey needs to stop shooting.

Davedale

Shit striker but boy can he take a pen…….

raptora

What a pen. Good one Laca. Let’s not fuck it up now.

Danny

Yes! Come on you Gunners!

Nelson

Yeah!!!

azed

Lacazette bailed out by the defender.

Leedsgunner

Great great comeback

Samesong

I’ll take it but that’s not a pen

It is according to my bias.

GunnerWomble

Get the f*ck in yessssssss

Jamie

Pepe you beauty!

DUIFG

My boy pepe, fucking beautiful

Radio Raheem

We wouldn’t be so dominant in this match without Laca

Moray

That wA no penalty in a million years. But we deserve it.

Still not going to cheer. Don’t want to jinx it. Please please please no fuck ups defensively 🤞

Gazzap

Penalty a gift because Laca had messed it up. And a goal!! Come on. 2-1

MidwestGun

Shweeeew…… yes.!!!… Now let’s smash these fuckers good. and proper.

Danny

…..and no more subs for the Scum.

ARgunner

Ye@ssssssssssss smash em up

Davedale

Great ball from pepe by the way……

andy1886

Take that you fuckers!!!!!

Buzzy

Hahahahahaha look at that cunt Maonaiho

raptora

I still feel like it’s a pen even if Laca played the ball before that. It’s a foul anywhere you look at it. What if the ball was played? He takes him out still.

Leedsgunner

After the weeks we’ve had…. I’ll take it!

Nelson

Good pass from Pepe!!!

Elmo

Composure from Laca. He’s bottled many chances today, so cool head to put that pen away like that.

ARgunner

Stay focussed lads

Gazzap

Awesome penalty. Could not be closer to the corner.

Mark

Fuckin Get in there.!!!!

Well done Laca deserved a goal.A fit Martinelli would have been a good sub in.

Davedale

Can’t believe lacazette has had 3 fresh air shots this game……..

Socrates

M O’s best game for us so far

TheLegendaryDB10

Coolly taken by Laca!!!

It’s one of these 50/50 calls isn’t it? But the fact that Laca is fouled, just makes it a pen.

vickingz

Have we just benefited from var???

Davedale

How many before hoijberg gets booked……

Saladin

This Madrid kid is good. I want 3 goals, too greedy?

Dissenter

Hoyjbeg should have had a yellow card by now

raptora

Still no yellow for Hojberg lolol

Samir

Lacazette definitely works better as a team player in this system.
Would still let him go in the summer though.

Buzzy

That was a clear pen

AFC Forever

Pro of f we get easier bookings. Hojberg should be off if he wore red.

Moray

I fancy Pepe to get one

ARgunner

Good spot…make our day and curl it xhaka or luiz

Mark

How many foals??? Before s card for that Cunt.

Gazzap

Hoijberg ridiculous number of fouls. No yellow.

Jamie

Any money says a few whinging Spuds supporter counterparts are no doubt giving it 5 paragraphs each on some blog right now about ref conspiracies.

raptora

Lamela is such a cunt I swear.

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

Did saka go off injured ?

TheBayingMob

How was that not a pen for some people here? He ploughed through him like a train …

Mark

It’s that RFC Oliver.

Leedsgunner

Please don’t push the self destruct button today Arsenal

MidwestGun

Lamela is fuckin hack tackler.

Mr Serge

Now we have to win come on lads be heroes

Samesong

To kill the doubters if I kick the ball anywhere on the pitch and I am kicked straight away it’s a freekick and a booking all day.

Leedsgunner

Pepe getting stronger and stronger

TheBayingMob

Fuck why can’t we cross like that? Let off …

Mark

Xhaka off now for me add some legs . Elnen-io on .

Soham

Xhakah fucking shoooot

Ben D

Where are the fucking moaners who were moaning when they scored? That goal they scored was a fluke, goal of the season contender. We have played very well in this game. You have to admit that even if you hate Arteta.

I think he’s going to be good, but at the moment he seems to be a good coach struggling with the ‘management’ side of the job. But today so far has been a good performance

Nelson

Xhaha’s skill. Fall on top of the ball.

TheBayingMob

Maybe we just don’t have personnel to get on the end of it? That was a good cross by KT

Soham

Ode is playing well

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