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WELL HELLO.

Let’s rattle through the good news.

MARTINELLI IS BACK FOR NEXT MONDAY.

Finally, the bad luck momentum is turning. I really, really couldn’t have handled the young Brazilian being out long-term. Great news that he has a little bit of recovery time before he explodes over the next 5 games. Explodes in a good way, not like, you know, an exploding muscle or something.

We also landed good news on Gabriel 2. The suspended then covid infected centre back will finally make his return to the action. I’m unsure whether he takes his place straight back, he was a touch out of sorts before the break. Holdinho and Mari have been pretty decent together. A winning combo if you will.

Talking of Holdinho, our 25-year-old centre back of BRITISH background has signed a new long-term deal with the club. Fantastic news. We’ve finally broken the duck of letting players run down their deals. A few people scoffed at this move. I don’t really understand it. The player is growing every week, he rarely puts a foot wrong, and he can play music. What more do you want?

There are rumours doing the rounds that Edu reports into Arteta… and that Arteta has felt like a victim of Raul getting binned because all of the extra work fell on his shoulders.

Now, I’d love this rumour if it were true because it’d totally crystallize the utter mess that Arsenal is from a leadership perspective… but this one feels too far for me. Edu might be the submissive one in the relationship, but I doubt the Kroenke’s would keep Edu around if he was so bad at his job they needed to put him UNDER a rookie manager.

Also, you have to understand this about Arteta. He is fucking ruthless. There is no situation in the world where 1) he didn’t ask for the promotion 2) doesn’t absolutely love the powers and responsibility that came with it. It is almost unimaginable that he would leak in a way that made him seem like a beta male.

Hard to really see who this story serves best? Which is why I suspect it’s just bollocks… but I will tell you this now, I would LOVE it if it was true. I have a 3000 essay on operational structure and cuck leadership in my drafts if that little beauty is confirmed. It would be SO salacious. Imagine getting a double demotion and having to negotiate with Vinai that you’d only sit on the Arsenal.com deck chair of shame if you could say it was a single level demotion. OH MY WORD would that be a good story.

… alas, I think it’s bollocks (Arsenal insiders, hit me up on the bat phone if it’s true).

Finally, an agent in and around the Mesut Ozil deal leaked this to the press.

“If he comes to Turkey then he will play for Fenerbahce, god willing. Let me tell you he has told me, ‘in my football career I am going to play for Fenerbahce’. Until the contract has been signed we can’t say anything is finished”

“It is a case where Mesut would come not just as a footballer but as a lover. The process is underway though I can’t give a percentage. Even if we agreed verbally, it is not over without signing the contract. Let’s wait a bit.”

A LOVER! For fucks sake. Let’s do the deal then boys. The reports state that the deal hasn’t been done with Arsenal. We’ll likely be negotiating how much of his final salary we pay him… it’ll be a lot, I suspect. But… who cares, get him out of Arsenal so we can move on.

Ok my lovers, let’s call this a day, and I’ll be back tomorrow. x

 

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SAGG

Tierney is injured, and wont be back for a month. So now we need a CAM and a Left Back ASAP but we arent going to get anything good in the market.

MidwestGun

Haha David Price.. Red does love the 70’s.

AFC Forever

Pierre is right. ESR isn’t a peak Ozil, he’s a kid learning the game. Games like that where a team defends deep and are well disciplined you need an Ozil (10) or a plan B (Giroud).. I would like a big target man to pin the CB’s so we can fight fur knock-downs against teams like that.

Henry19

Smith Rowe needs to lose some excess timber before staking a claim for first team football.

Words+on+a+Blog

Middy

We rarely out in shambolic performances under Mogadon Man aka Arteta.

It’s neat and uninspired- accountants’ football.

It’s just that the thrilling performances are few and far between.

Mark

Poor game tonight. AMN to loose on possession, someone needs to tell him stop trying to look cool and make sure when he passes. I think he tries to hard to disguise a pass and misplaces it instead. Never really troubled Palace. Not enough quality in the final third with our shots/passing and decisions. Another opportunity we have not capitalised on. This is why people said don’t get carried away with our 4 wins on the trot. Felt that Partey should have started, then sub him. 20 mins wasn’t long enough for him to settle or really impact the game.… Read more »

AFC Forever

Anyone else missing Wengaball?

We may have moaned but Wenger teams largely entertained. This is pretty dull stuff now.

Bojangles

I think we will only go for a keeper in this window, maybe look to loan an am for six months.

AFC Forever

I would take Ramsey back in a heartbeat. Selling him was a mistake imho.

Sid

‘Smith rowe is still learning but we didn’t play to his strengths today..We reverted back to recycling the ball out wide instead of threading the ball between the lines.’

When the going gets tough diet Pep resorts to Moyesball. You can take this to the bank, ESR was following instructions.

Henry19

It would take more than a Ramsey to save this sinking ship.

Pierre

AFC
I defended Wenger to the bitter end, just like I’ll defend Ozil,.
The game was crying out for Ozil tonight, instead we would rather pay him to play somewhere else..

The quality of our football has sunk since wenger left and the team are missing Ozil despite Smith Rowe lifting the side in the past few weeks.

Sid

ESR will sooner than later be diet Peptized

You heard it here 1st!

Henry19

Pierre

Defending Wenger to the bitter end just shows how fuckin stupid you are.

Sly

Arteta’s a below average coach
Wenger was a legend that left a wee bit late
Legend nonetheless

The Godfather

Pierre,
Was Wenger not crying out for Ozil over two legs vs Athletico Madrid? Or in the Europa cup final vs Chelsea?

Mate come off it. There’s a reason why only Fernertrashy is in for him.

Valentin

I don’t want to pour cold water on the hope of so many, but when Partey came for Ceballos, the team lost impetus. Not only Partey does not have Ceballos long switch of play, but his willingness to run with the ball created gap in which CP counter-attacked. He does not look yet ready for the full thunder of the EPL. Against low block, playing Aubameyang on the left is handicapping us to the point of looking like we are playing only with 10 men. AMN can do a job defensively, but not having a left foot means that he… Read more »

Bojangles

Valentin

You make pouring cold water on others hopes an art form, no need to make apologies before doing so, it’s expected.

Thorough

I was expecting Partey for Xhaka and Pepe or Williams for ESR. Ceballos is so underrated.

Bojangles

We really need to make a statement v Newcastle. There is a tough run of games following.

Nelson

I see a big deficiency in Arteta system. There is no fast counter. Every time we intercept a ball, it will always go back to the CB. The defenders then passes the ball around until there is a safe forward pass. The Palace team has already set up a double bus waiting for us.

Palace has analysed our offense. They have crowded out both Saka and ESR. Tierney’s attack run could have opened up their defense. Both Pepe and Bellerin couldn’t run pass a single defender.

AFC Forever

Pierre. The problem withj too many fans is they become entrenched into one mindset which become obsessive and cult like. They lise the ability to reason and then only see what they want to see,blturning a blind eye to anything that does not fix a narrow & obsessive view. I used to lovee watching Ozil play. That’s not to say there werent times he infuriated me, there was. Games like today Ozil could make a difference. Even from the bench. Ability wise he was head and shoulders above what we have now; a World Cup winning number 10.. Has he… Read more »

Dan T

Not sure why a couple of people are having a go at ESR? He is a kid. He is going to have ineffective games. He is most likely going to have a largely ineffective season with a few special games thrown in. Was anybody really expecting him to carry this poor quality team after a couple of games? Besides, even though his overall play wasn’t fantastic today, he was still making more intelligent forward runs than any other player on the pitch. It’s a shame we don’t have any midfielders intelligent enough to spot the runs or forward players that… Read more »

Sly

Interesting analysis Valentin
I missed most of the game, but it looks like bar tierney we through everything at them

AFC Forever

Dan
“He’s a kid”

Exactly. It’s not fair to expect him to be some wonderkuid to save us. Too much weight on his shoulders. He’s a novice still learning the game. Huge potential though.

Habesha Gooner

Luiz touching the ball 10 times before every pass is very annoying.

AFC Forever

Dan, again I agree. Opening up a team that defends deep is not easy. It’s impossible without good movement, which we used to excel at. Now we are very static & predictable. It’s not easy breaking down a defence like that especially as we don’t have a plan B. Not that our plan A is that good at the moment.

AFC Forever

Ps: Why is typing text on a phone so damn small on here! Need a Microscope to proof read.

Bojangles

It’s a wonder we have won any games if you accept LG posters (collectively) assessment of our players. Nobody is fit for purpose. Yet nobody is claiming squad poverty.

China1

AFC wengerball died around 2014 or so. For the last few years, wengers arsenal were exceptionally bland to watch and lost all of the gorgeous dynamism that had defined his prime years

But I miss the early years wenger (and wengerball) sure

Henry19

Just on team selection alone i knew we wouldn’t win today.
The next game will follow the same pattern as the,Palace game if i deem player selections to be wrong.

China1

People just learning that zaha is a diver? Nothing changed from his side in yonks, how did you guys not know this!!!?

China1

I agree with whoever said it was a dumb mistake to play Tierney in the cup. He needs to be fit for the priority games. FA cup third round va a very poor Newcastle side ain’t that

Ernest Reed

“I would take Ramsey back in a heartbeat. Selling him was a mistake imho.”

Maybe I’m mistaken AFC Forever, but Ramsey was not sold, his contract ran out?

Perhaps if you and your pet monkey Pierre weren’t so busy waxing each others bikini lines you’d get over yourselves and your love affair with shit remembrances of useless tools, primarily Wenger and Ozil.

Dark Hei

China1

I thought Wengerball died in 2015. There was still a pretty good version when we had Sanchez, Cazorla while Ozil was still at little bit interested in football.

Wengerball well and truly died when we bought Xhaka in 2016. It was like buying the Dodo bird.

Ernest Reed

So it is being reported now that Arteta is very much interested in re-signing both Mustafi and Luiz to extensions.

That’s pretty much all anyone needs to know regarding Arsenal’s future under Arteta. Not much of one.

Dark Hei

“I would take Ramsey back in a heartbeat. Selling him was a mistake imho.”

I doubt so.

Juventus actually played Ramsey on the left flank.

We don’t have the structure to make that work.

Ramsey is not the player you need when you are still building up a team. He is more like a finishing touch, that touch of unpredictability. He is not useful for us at this stage.

Ernest Reed

As disappointing a performance as one would not like to see. A disjointed effort but credit to Palace who pretty much parked the bus and nullified the Arteta built Juggernaut Offence.

Hope Tierney’s injury status is not long term, but the kid seems to always pick up injuries at at inopportune times.

Ernest Reed

Anyone else catch the song playing just before the start of the second half – Kurt Angle’s “You Suck” theme song?

Check it out, you couldn’t possibly make it up. Rather fitting and a real shame it wasn’t to a full house – imagine 60k yelling “You Suck”.

S Asoa

Last 4 games we played “ without a hand break” as per Arteta admission. The kids played their natural game.
Wonder if dietpep acted smart and tried to drill in his back pass philosophy and a final admonition to play exactly like that “ or else”. That would terrorise the players .
More than new players we need to eject Arteta since we are not getting anyone to control the Control Freak

Marco

We simply need an Elite coach ! Look at Everton !
Arteta out

Goobergooner

I was saying boourns

Tony

Ernest Reed
‘Perhaps if you and your pet monkey Pierre weren’t so busy waxing each others bikini lines you’d get over yourselves and your love affair with shit remembrances of useless tools, primarily Wenger and Ozil.’

Pet monkey Pierre — Made me smile Ernest.

Aussie+Gooner

I watched the game in disbelief. It is as if a collection of clones replaced our team from the last few games and were programed to play by Arteta. It was dreadful to watch, more sideways/backward and few atempts to vary the play to get over the top of Palace, who with all due respect, are not setting the EPL on fire anytime soon. The inability to adapt to changing circumstances is our Achilies Heal. Honestly Arteta appears clueless when things don’t go to his plans and he has no answers only than to carry on regarless and hope for… Read more »

Habesha Gooner

I wouldn’t mind having a player like Sabitzer after last night’s shitty performance. We need someone to break the lines from deep midfield. Xhaka can’t play like that. And he isn’t good enough to stay back and hold the midfield in case of counterattacks either. Partey looked like a player who hasn’t played football in months. He was off the pace a bit. It’s understandable though. The problem is we have so many deficiencies in midfield. The two players that are invaluable to us there are Partey and ESR. We have no alternatives for them and We have no good… Read more »

Emiratesstroller

Last night’s game was turgid. It started off with the announcement that the left side of our defence was out “injured”. How did that happen? What followed was the return to snails pace build up with both Holding and Luiz spending an inordinate time passing to each other rather moving the ball quickly out of defence. AMN also confirmed that he is a bang average footballer with poor concentration level and decision making. Both Smith-Rowe and Saka are young players and last night’s game confirmed what we have known that there are limitations on the amount of game time they… Read more »

Goobergooner

I still think Ceballos is our best cm apart from Partey (who has yet to properly prove himself). It’s a shit position to be in though, considering he isn’t our player long term and we should be trying to get a good partnership going with our full time players. We just don’t have the quality there. Ceballos gets around the pitch and can press properly, makes tackles and has the ability to drive forward and build momentum through the middle. I don’t think he is good enough still, but him and Partey, in my opinion, would be the best cm… Read more »

Foxy

Luiz was frustrating, Mari seems to progress the play much better.

Not sure why Arteta took off Danni who was having his best game for a while, would have been better to take Xhaka off who was tiring.

Kaz

My thoughts on the game.
We didn’t lose.

Palace neutralised our youngsters and no one else stepped up.

Slow plodders were slowwwww but that’s the usual when Ceb and Xhaka play together.

Need upgrades for CM desperately, need another CAM style player and Auba proving exactly why he isn’t a wing player.

Terraloon

Both Smith-Rowe and Saka are young players and last night’s game confirmed what we have known that there are limitations on the amount of game time they should be playing. Very much agree with this also the surprise element particularly in the case of Smith Rowe has now been played. By that I mean opposition coaches will now have looked at his style and have worked out his style and identified any weakness in their game. What shone through last night was the experience in the Palace they neither panicked nor looked that much under threat.Indeed they were very close… Read more »

Foxy

Partey and Xhaka does not seem to be a workable combination, it would have been better last night for Partey to slot in behind Danni to allow him to press forward more.

Foxy

Have to admit that Roy has done a brill job at Palace on meagre resources. Team had balance and pace. i.e opposite of us.

Kenyangunner

What was Laca supposed to do without service?
He was ready to bury the 1st Chance which Hector intercepted

Graham62

Luiz is a detriment to Arsenal progressing. His posing way of playing drives me up the frigging wall. He holds onto the ball for far too long and prefers to run his fingers through his hair, rather than look at distributing the ball quickly. Sometimes it takes over a minute to get the ball over the half way line and although Holding can’t be exonerated from blame, it is clear that playing with Luiz sucks him into this negative and slow way of playing. Saka and ESR were off last night, mainly because of this cumbersome style of play but… Read more »

Pierre

I would say that last night Arteta was shit scared that Palace would hit us on the break and he installed fear into the Arsenal players.. Pointless playing a centre forward or a CAM if the play is going out wide all the time… A central attacking midfielder and a centre forward play predominantly centrally, the clue is in their named position. Lacazette touched the ball 8 times in the first half, that tells you everything you need to know about how we were set up to play. If Arteta doesn’t trust our midfield(xhaka/Ceballos) to protect the defence then he… Read more »

Goobergooner

But yeah that was one boring as match.

peanuts&monkeys

Relegation zone is the best place for this Arsenal side. They belong there. Happy relegating, Gooners!

Thorough

Goober goner.
Agree 100%.Ceballos is so underrated. I think our momentum went south once he was subbed off.

S Asoa

Foxy
Regarding ” Partey and Xhaka does not seem to be a workable combination, it would have been better last night for Partey to slot in behind Danni to allow him to press forward more. ”
Arteta tried the same shit in game against Spuds. So much so Partey hobbled to Arteta to complain at the sidelines. Arteta , apparently is in love and will have none of it, and pushed Partey back .
Arteta is too slow on the uptake or has his prejuy set in concrete

Leedsgunner

We came away with a point, a clean sheet and no injuries.

Yes, had Bellerin been a bit more aware, and not snatched the chance falling to Lacazette, most likely three points but small steps, ladies and gentlemen, small steps.

Glad we were able to give Tierney a break. We’re going to need him!

Foxy

In isolation I agree but we needed the 3 points to help close the gap and maintain winning momentum.

Left Testicle

Odd that we have 27 centre backs but no back up for Tierney or Leno.

Davey

We struggle every home game against an athletic/powerful side that breaks well, the massive pitch seems to highlight our lack of physicality. Will be great to see gabrielle and Partey fully fit and in our line up.

raptora

Graham, I usually agree with you quite a lot. But not regarding Luiz. The few times we were dangerous in the game was almost always with him starting something, being proactive. His long balls were spot on on couple of occasions, his runs with the ball were also good. He did far more in attack than Holding and was equal to him in defence. It was Arteta that wanted us to play this slow, full of fear of making a mistake, garbage football in 80% of our attacks. Imagine blaming our CB when the game has ended 0-0. Yesterday’s result… Read more »

raptora

I have couple of stats for you guys. – Arsenal have failed to score in seven Premier League matches this season, as many as in the entirety of last season, last failing to score in more games in a season in 2015/16 (8). (18th round is not even half the season gone) – Crystal Palace’s Christian Benteke had more shots than any other player tonight (6) – the last five players to have 6+ shots in a Premier League game at the Emirates have all been visiting players: John McGinn (Sept 2019), Raúl Jiménez (Nov 2019), Sadio Mané (July 2020),… Read more »

raptora

New post.

The BFB

Breaking news from the SS Arsenal, currently negotiating the treacherous waters of the North Atlantic. Newly promoted Petty Officer Garlick has staked his claim to be in charge of the lifeboats, should the situation arise. Meanwhile, a cabin boy answering to the name of Balogun, having incurred the displeasure of Captain “Blackbeard” Arteta, is currently languishing in the hold surviving on meagre rations.

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