DEFENSIVELY EXCELLENT ARSENAL BEAT CITY, WTF?

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Mikel Arteta made the biggest statement of his tenure with an electric win over Manchester City. It was 97 minutes of football we’ve rarely been capable of over the last 10 years.

Arsenal’s team of uncoachables purposely gave up 71% possession to a far better team and beat them 2-0 in a huge FA Cup game. The players defended like warriors. They worked for each other. They executed a tactical plan to near perfection.

This is a new Arsenal. The performance was more George Graham than Arsene Wenger. It was masterful to watch for so many reasons.

If Liverpool was a fluke, this was a purposeful masterclass.

The usual run of play against Manchester City is they brutalise teams with an aggressive press. Teams like Burnley panic in defence and fly the ball back out to their defenders and go again. Mikel Arteta knew this was how they operated. Instead of falling into the usual demoralising trap, he instructed his team to go harder at playing out the back than they’ve ever dared. To the untrained eye (mine), it was criminal negligence. Early on, Mustafi was tackled by Sterling 3 yards from the keepers’ line, only the quick thinking (and pessimism) of Ceballos kept out a clean strike at goal.

Still, it started to work. The plan was to play around the press. We gained confidence as the game wore on. It was clear that City were not Liverpool. Our first major chance happened when Luiz won the ball in midfield and threaded Auba through, only to see the chance fluffed.

You kind of worried that was going to be the best chance we’d create. It wasn’t to be. Our first goal was the best goal of the Arteta rein.

Emi > Luiz > Emi > Ceballos > (OMG he’s on the byline) Mustafi > (OMG he’s on his goal line) Emi > (OME he’s on the penatly spot) Xhaka > Luiz > Tierney > (what a pass) Lacazette > Hector > Pepe > AUBAOMGWHATAGOAL

What a goal. It had purpose, skill and craft. It was straight off the training ground chalkboard onto the pitch. It wasn’t even a fluke. We continued to stretch City because we played around their press. The half ended and City hadn’t had a shot on target. We had the better chances. Sure, our haul wasn’t dominant, but that was more down to sloppy play in the final third than a lack of opportunity.

The second half was better for City, but not that much so. They probed more. A little sharper in our third and it felt more dangerous, but overall, most of their sniffs were of the half-chance variety. The best of them fell to Mahrez. He only found one opening against AMN, he cut inside, beat his man, and forced a world-class one-handed save from Emi (which he held).

We took the second goal with a lovely move. Pepe received the ball on the left on the counter, he laid off Tierney who weighted a chipped pass so perfectly into Auba I thought it must be offside. Our man from Gabon broke their defensive line with an exceptionally timed run, he bore down on Ederson, and cheekily slotted between his legs for the win.

We still had 7 minutes of injury time to deal with, but the team was focused and delivered a stout defensive performance to see the game out.

We beat Pep G. Mikel Arteta, a novice coach, turned over the doubters as well as City and Liverpool in a week. He took uncoachable players and made them a team. He showed that football is about more than individual talent. Arsenal ran away with a win off 29% possession. A team that couldn’t pass out the back for 18 months after Arsene Wenger, used passing out the back as a tactic to flummox the opposition and score a goal. City, the most devastating attacking force in the league came away with one shot on target in 97 minutes.

That is exceptional.

I applaud the players. The coaching staff. The club for making a brave decision to invest in a vision, versus the bland idea that we should have hired in someone with a low ceiling that was recognised or invest in names we know are finished in the game.

Whatever happens this season – and it might not be pretty – I think for the first time in a very long time, we know we have the right coach at the helm.

With regards to the players?

Fuck me, Emi Martinez dropped another heroic performance. He’s played more games this season than he has in 9 years. He has EATEN his chance. His huge frame makes him very difficult to beat from any type of shot. He dominates his box. His passing is elite. He has stood up to every challenge. Arsenal finally has two great keepers.

David Luiz was a MAN MONSTER out there today. He lead by example, he never stopped, he concentrated, he delivered a HUGE world-class performance.

AMN, what a fucking smart performance. KDB, in his pocked. Mahrez, in his pocket. Foden, in his pocket. The only question I have about his future is whether the kit man can make a sturdy pocket for this boy. AMN moaned in the media earlier this week, then took his chance when it was offered. Superb game from him.

Lacazette was brilliant. We really needed him to drop deep at times to control the midfield. He did that. He never stopped. A very different performance to the one at Liverpool, but my word, what an underappreciated job he did.

Kieran Tierney. I cannot offer him enough praise. A rich footballer so focused his choice of designer bag is from Tescos. His power is off the charts; so explosive, so dogged. He put in an absolute shift again. What a gem Sven unearthed there, likely his best find.

ALSO, I should, you know, apologise for my opinion of Dani C. He really is a good player. He has the same attitude as Tierney. He loves the game, he never stops, his defensive contributions are huge. I thought he was excellent. Same with Granit Xhaka who has found a new lease of life since December. He made an unreal block when Bellerin made an attacking contribution to City in the first half. I also think it’s clear that he is a bit of a leader, particularly under this regime.

Final shout, Mikel Arteta. I hope we can now move on from ‘can a novice do a job for Arsenal.’ We just beat Liverpool and Manchester City inside a week. That is massive. Arsenal are resolute, the players are bought in, our results are getting better and we are VERY competitive. The debate should now be focused on how far can he take this, not whether he can take us there.

What Arsenal did wouldn’t be bold by business standards. Startups regularly nick talent from Apple, Amazon, and Google in the hope some of the magic rubs off on their operation. However, most football fans are new to that type of thinking. Arteta was a risk, but not as big as was made out. Regardless, so far, the thinking has paid off in the short term. We’re not being relegated, we have an outside chance of Europe, and we could win an FA Cup final. All from the starting position of being absolutely shite with a group of supposedly uncoachable players.

We still have 3 huge games left. It could be horribly disappointing. But don’t doubt we are on the right path. Mikel is the right man for the job. The big hope is that the improved performances might push the club to be braver this summer.

I’ll talk more tomorrow about what I think that should look like.

For now, enjoy my radio show below, and bask in the feeling of being excited about your club again. The future we wanted is here, Arsenal are finally on the up, the only thing getting in the way of a winning future is ourselves.

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Batistuta

Nice to see Wenger Eagle up and about by the way

WengerEagle

De Gea is the most overrated keeper on the planet, he’s not even close to being a top GK anymore he’s been an error factory for the last few years now.

Marc

Dissenter

It was more about Bailly going down so badly – guy seemed OK and then went down.

Assume it’s a concussion.

Dissenter

Makes me sick to think Giroud could score the goals to deny us another cup final victory that we desperately need.

Victorious

Yea, Giroud could hurt us badly in the final

He’s a monster in the air

Dissenter

I honestly think Dean Henderson ought to be starting at United.

I just hope United do not deny him a move to Chelsea this summer.

WengerEagle

Bati

Cheers brother, how are you keeping?

Must be pleased with Milan of late eh? Been on a tear in Serie A. Zlatan’s had the Bruno Fernandes effect on them it seems even if he’s not necessarily the one smashing in all of the goals.

Marc

WE

De Gea was the best keeper in the PL for a number of years but has gone off a cliff performance wise. Someone at ManU needs to explain the Ozil esque deal they gave him last year.

CG

If the Daydreamer gets Holding out there at Wembley, he will take of Giroud.

Marc

Un

Giroud’s easy to deal with – night before the Cup final just send him a blonde with big tits and call his misses half hour later.

WengerEagle

Marc

Agreed, it’s way past a blip at this stage though, seems like he’s making a howler or conceding easily saveable shots every other week now and it dates back a couple of years now.

Call me old fashioned but I’d much sooner take a solid if unspectacular GK than one that makes world class Hollywood saves that do look amazing but lets bread and butter efforts slip through his grasp/weakly palm into the goal.

Dissenter

Marc
You have to always add a descriptor that statement; it’s a blond MODEL with big tits.

Marc

Auba’s first goal looks better every time you see it.

Marc

Dissenter

Why do you know any in Hertfordshire?

Big Perm

Big OG has still got it, makes me sick seeing him make a massive difference for the rent boys.

So under appreciated by a lot of wanker arsenal supporters. We’d be so much better off with him in our squad.

Dissenter

Marc
The second goal is understated too.
He stood up the keeper, waited and waited for him to commit….all the while the defender was nearing down on him.

A lesser player would have taken that shot earlier.

Guns of SF

without the Hazard explosion we faced, we can beat Chelsea

Forget Giroud… Luiz and Mustafi can handle him…

He is a target man. can be marked easily.
Sit on Pulisic…

Tierney will lock up Willian. Bank on it

Guns of SF

AMN needs redemption too. He needs to make up from EL Final last year.

Marc

SF

You forgot Xhaka bossing it as well!

Batistuta

Eagle

I’m absolutely buzzing, Zlatan’s not scoring but he’s like that no nonsense dad who doesn’t need to say so much to get the lads in place.

Everyone’s raised their games since he’s come in and everyone’s just about raised their level since after the lockdown. Leaves most of us desperately confused as to whether Pioli keeps his job or we get in Ragnick immediately.

Must be chuffed your boy Tierney has been brilliant since he’s been back

Dissenter

Giroud was my favorite player. I got tonnes of abuse here and get PTSD re-ex-eriencing all the time till now.

Wonderful link up play, held up okay nicely, he deft touches and had some wonderful moments for us.
If he sinks us again, it will be karma all over again.

UTarse

Oh my day de gea

Marc

WE

As we were saying!

WengerEagle

Fuck me, clown in goal.

Guns of SF

ok its chelsea for sure

Dissenter

Couldn’t even s-ell re-experiencing well, that’s what the Giroud boo-boys did to me.

Marc

What the fuck was that?

My 3 year old niece would have done better.

Jamie

Dissenter –

Giroud was your favourite player? Ever?

Genuine question, when did you start supporting Arsenal?

DeGea with another clanger.

andy1886

De Gea, lol. F*ck you United!

Guns of SF

Un

We will win

Marc

We will win

Jamie

He’s not even stretching. He’s on the take. 100%.

WengerEagle

Unn

Yeah I think he deserves to keep his spot. Prefer his ability to deal with crosses/aerial balls than Leno even if Leno is better with his feet.

Also instills more calm into the backline for my money.

Valentin

Just switched the tv on to watch the second half and then straight away deGea makes a howler. For the last couple of years, he really a shell of his previous self.

Gentlebris

De Gea is now a shadow of the goalie he was…we could do them a favour though.

Leno for £70m.

MidwestGun

Ok then game over, my signal to get some fresh air.. Somebody needs to check Dea Gea’s bank account though for betting activity.. criminally bad goal keeping.

Rematch of the Europa final then.

Jamie

They should just shoot on sight now. De Gea completely rumbled.

Marc

Valentin

We were having that conversation after the first goal! The second was just shocking.

Guns of SF

Revenge the EL final
Revenge the 2-2 game
Make Olly look stupid
Make Fat Frank stress eat and gain another 10lbs
Tierney shutting down Willian- he ain’t coming to us after that
Pepe getting the game winner!

all this will be PRICELESS!

TR7

Is Marko still binned and if yes then for what ? Paulinho also seems to have taken a longer sabbatical from Le Grove than most of us who started posting once EPL games restarted.

Always a great feeling to see Yoonited lose.

Marc

TR7

It’s because Pedro hates the Irish – always knew he was a racist!

Dissenter

Jamie
Are you blind is something or you’re just clogged full of agenda
I said Giroud was my best player, didn’t write ‘best player ever’

I’ve supported Arsenal since 1987 and you’re full of feculent matter.

Leedsgunner

Giroud… for £12m a tidy player for us.

If Welbeck wasn’t injured… I have no doubt he would have made way over Giroud when Lacazette came to the club.

Brilliant link up striker… not clinical but a workhorse.

Jamie

Dissenter absolutely triggered.

It was just a question. Relax.

Dissenter

He didn’t even need to play De Gea, Romero is their cup goal keeper.

TR7

Marc

Call Pedder a snowflake, hurts him more :p

Dissenter

Jamie
PGTSD😀😀😀
Post Giroud Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Valentin

Thanks, I might try to view the recap after the games.
The sad thing is that those mistakes are simple technical handling midtakes. So either lapses of concentration or problem with his technique due the change in goalkeeping coach.

Champagne Charlie

Yes, United are an excellent side with an excellent manager….

Prophetic

Marc

Didn’t know you had any integrity snowflake!

Big Perm

Sf

He is a target man. can be marked easily.
Sit on Pulisic…

Don’t be naive. OG is strong and can outmuscle players that are good in the air he’s doing at the rent boys and he did it playing for us.

You think cbs don’t get tight or mark him? Clueless. He wants to wrestle with the defenders.

Guns of SF

Perm

come on dude… give our defenders some credence.
You sound like a Giroud fan boy

Dude is shit. was no more than just an average striker in my book

Sid

My free tips never dissappoint

Arsenal vs chelsea final

And you heard it here 1st!

Dissenter

De Gea is the highest paid goal keeper in the world. United shouldn’t have renewed that contract witH higher wages .
Dean Henderson is more reliable than him and Polk at Burnley is also very good.

UTarse

This loss is on OGS, they were the form team coming into this game and he changed their formation and totally lost their rhythm.

Guns of SF

Not only that,, Emi Martinez is a rock right now… to think Giroud will get the best of him is laughable.

Hazard was the driving force in the EL final…. Giroud needs service… and with AMN, Tierney, Dani, etc we can handle these chumps…

Some folks on here got a Giroud hard on or something

G8

If we had Leno or Martinez in Baku, we would have won that EL cup
Cech was fucking too slow to react
Emery should have just stuck with Leno in that final
Kosa was a pussy handling Giroud as well, and AMN did the rest

CG

(Agreement with Big Perm)

OG – the most underrated player in world soccer.

Very handsome man too.
I expect him to go into Hollywood after his fabulous career.

Shrewd shrewd signing from Arsene Wenger.

Sid

No one should nit pick and cast doubts on the integrity of our Supreme leader

Im telling you for free!

Big Perm

Sf

You’re just showing your ignorance if you can’t see the danger he brings.

I’m not a OG fanboy but can appreciate the dangers that come with playing against him.

If you hadn’t noticed our defenders shit themselves against big bully boys.

London gunner

There was a point when dea gea looked the next best keeper in the world when he was younger.

Not only did he have workd class saves but was consistent and error free. He used to give man united an extra 20 points a season.

He seems to have either lost his ability or just needs a change of scenery as it looks like he isnt trying half the time.

Big Perm

CG agreed big OG is very handsome.

UTarse

Fucking humiliation now

Leftside

Leno for £70m.

—-

Some Arsenal fans….

London gunner

Hate to say it but I think chelsea beat us there team is levels ahead

Nelson

3 – 0 Chelsea, it is.

Marc

Own goal!

3 nil in a semi final is a spanking.

Champagne Charlie

Was gladly never aboard the De Gea train, always felt he was a tier below the proper keepers in world football.

Obviously I mean leagues at this point, Spanish Pickford.

Chavs 3. London derby in the final

Guns of SF

Man U are really playing terrible making Chavs look like Gods

we can take these chumps easily

Dissenter

I believe OGS was just calling De Gea the.best goalie in the world recently.

Nelson

Chelsea has two difficult games ahead, the Pools and the Wolves. They’ll probably fight for the CL place.

London gunner

Guns

I think chelsea are better nearly every where over the field than us.

Their 1st 11 is superior especially with pulisic.

Either way its gonna be a seriously tough game

Champagne Charlie

OGS splashed the cash to spare his blushes in a sea of shit this season.

68 points the best they can return and when a proper game comes up in the middle of their best form of the season……he gets his pants pulled down in a semi.

Norwegian Emery.

Guns of SF

Giroud is shit!

We cut the supply lines and I doubt he gets any shots. Dani, AMN, Xhaka , Tierney did so well in cutting off the angles to the box, keeping runners from coming in as well.

Man City- 14 shots, one on target

When we beat these Chavs, Ill make sure to remind you all about Mr Giroud.

andy1886

Hope that this ruins United for the rest of the season, would love to see them miss out on CL.

London gunner

guns

Chelsea don’t rely on giroud for goals though they have multiple goal scorers.

Marc

Pedro

I mean what is the price paid (obviously their value is something completely different) for the ManU squad?

London gunner

ogs fucked up

He played a weaker squad which destroyed his teams chemisty and his team only had one plan of attack which is to counter even with bruno who is great the overall tactics and attacking is one dimensional granted against certain sides its uber effective.

SpanishDave

Pogba is just a shell of a player now, going through the motions.

Leedsgunner

Watching Chelsea makes one think.

What if we had given Arteta a chance at the beginning of last season after the capitulation in Baku?

Never could understand why the club persisted with hapless Emery…

UTarse

Zouma is the one for Auba to focus on…. he can pick his pocket… zouma wants too much time

Nelson

OGS master stroke, resting the inform Martial, Greenwood and the 100m man Pogba until the game is out of rich.

Guns of SF

we will beat Chelsea.
bank on it

TR7

You got to respect what Giroud has achieved with his limited talent. Solid contribution for Montepellier, Arsenal, Chelsea and French national team.

Marc

I think you’re all being unfair to ManU.

OGS told his players not to dive today to prove to the world that they don’t have to cheat to win.

Doh!

London gunner

Guns sf

I cant see that happening. Why so confident?

Marc

ManU have had 19 penalties this season.

That is just fucking ridiculous for a distinctly average team.

Marc

Un

I was taking the piss!

Champagne Charlie

Bruno with his customary penalty. Big game bottler

19 pens for United this season, OGS has had every little help possible and still returns average. In Ole we trust

UTarse

Guns turn it in !! You trying to tempt fate ?!

Dissenter

Maguire is overrated
What was he doing there?

Champagne Charlie

Maguire cost 80 mil 😂

Leedsgunner

Despite this result Chelsea isn’t all that. Man Utd making them look better than they really are.

As for motivation I would replay the match in Baku from last year and force them to watch it… and then ask the lads “Do you want to go through that again?”

Guns of SF

London, look the last 2 games!
pool and city… teams that would have handed our ass to us.

we are peaking right now… team has spirit and confidence. we have nothing to lose… but everything to gain.

London, you seem quite afraid of Chelsea. why is that?
Were you also doubting against City and Pool too? They are better than Chelsea

G8

Fuck United

OSG or not, Its hard to get back to any game if your keeper had two howlers and gifted the opposition 2 goals like that

They still have a chance of top4 and EL cup

Marc

That’s 19 penalties in under 60 matches.

Victorious

United awarded a pen.. Shock