Redcurrant kit?

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Well, well, well… look what you went and did, Britain. Boris Johnson delivering a wrist slap to all your hip kids that just couldn’t resist nipping out at the weekend for taste of that market fresh gluten-free-uncaged-organic-pure-bred-breast-fed-totally-ironic cheese toasties.

You are a fucking disgrace.

Now everyone is lockdown facing down the harsh reality that getting caught on your second run of the day could get you sent to jail for a high crime.

Imagine that though, going on a second run, what sort of pervert goes on two runs a day? You’re just showing off at that point, you deserve a criminal record. Join the rest of the nation, stay logged into your Microsoft Teams because they monitor activity, crack open a 10 am beer, and lose yourself in a good mid-afternoon nap.

Footyheadlines is keeping us occupied with good gossip on the next kit.

They say the shirt will be a much darker red, similar to this ball.

Looks very dark, almost redcurrant, are Arsenal going to re-up a Nike kit? That’d be odd considering it’s a copy? Up to them, they have the freedom of my amateur designer heart on this one. I’m confident it’ll look great.

Gabriel Martinelli has spoken about the first time he met Auba.

“I sat next to him, a bit shy, but as Auba speaks Spanish, he struck up a conversation and asked where I was from.

“We had a nice chat. He had met a random guy from another country, but was so kind and wished me luck.”

Damn, Auba speaks Spanish… not that language was going to stop him moving to Spain, it just makes it a little easier.

Today, let’s talk about your fave Arsenal performance of the last decade.

Mine is Per Mertesacker in THAT FA Cup final against Antonio Conte’s BEASTLY Chelsea side. I flew back last minute to catch that game. I thought we had absolutely no chance, especially as Per Mertesacker had been in and out of the game all season. I was so wrong, the Big Fucking German put in one of the most majestic defensive performances I’ve ever seen. He led like a war hero, his timing and positioning were nothing short of spectacular, he was an absolute star. Plaudits went to Sanchez, but my oh my, what a great day that was for one of my favourite Arsenal defenders.

YOUR thoughts in the comments. x



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  1. Marc

    I know there are a lot of overseas fans on here who might not know but the Emirates has hosted concerts before. If we’re not doing it now it’s because it doesn’t generate the revenue to make it worth while.

    The Emirates has considerably better transport connections than the Toilet Seat.

  2. Nelson

    According to an exclusive in Wednesday’s Daily Mail, Arsenal have teamed up with Liverpool, Manchester United and the rest of the top 10 to stop Manchester City getting back into the Champions League.

  3. Marc


    Northern Italy is supposed to have exceptionally good healthcare etc that hasn’t made a difference. I think there will be other elements that affect different countries hence me saying when this is over and more in depth research can be done.

    It could be something as crazy as families living together as larger units ie 2 or 3 generations under the same roof something you used to get in the UK but is much rarer now.

  4. TR7


    ‘That should at least slow down the number of young women being gang-r*ped by those pigs for a while.’

    R*pe per 100,000 people in India : 1.8
    R*pe per 100,000 people in the US : 27.3

  5. TR7


    average age, population density, healthcare facilities, societal set up, number of businesses set up/run by Chinese, weather condition, ineptness of the government etc. all must be factors determining mortality rate.

  6. Marc


    Yeah but some might be more subtle or overlooked than others. I’m beginning to wonder if the virus was kicking about in Europe several weeks before any cases were identified.

  7. G

    CGLest we forget, Sanchez handballed it when he scored plus Ramsey was offside.

    And what Arsenal supporter would actually give a fuck

  8. Sid

    Number of businesses set up/run by the chinese was the narrative about Italy.
    What about Spain? Egypt? South Africa? Iran?

  9. alex cutter

    “R*pe per 100,000 people in India : 1.8
    R*pe per 100,000 people in the US : 27.3”

    R*pe per 100,000 people in India : 22.8
    R*pe per 100,000 people in the US : 6.2

  10. G

    Your right Alex he spent so much money over the years that he has left us skint.. 20 years of top4 meant we didn’t get the suitable income needed..
    He will be remembered for over spending..

  11. China1

    Pierre 30 league goals on 60 goals is hardly anything to scoff at from ‘poor’ RVP at utd after his initial purple patch

    In that first season he was Utd’s most important player bar none so I wouldn’t exactly call it just a good 6 months