Arteta arrives. BE EXCITED

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It finally happened, Mikel Arteta has returned home to manage The Arsenal. I’m over-joyed, you should be too.

The Spaniard turned up in a sharp suit, he looked the part and delivered an electric press conference. The sentiment amongst a fractured fanbase was unanimous in its positivity. We’re all excited to have a coach in place that speaks our language, literally, footballistically, and spiritually.

First and foremost, Arteta is here to fix the culture of a club that’s been going off the rails for the best part of 10 years. He said he felt low after coming here last week to give us a spanking at The Emirates. He’ll have seen that the team was flat on the pitch and he’ll have felt the toxicity in the stands. He has to change both those issues, but clearly, he recognises that the two are intertwined… not in a chicken and egg situation, in a great-football-means-great-vibes with the fans kind of way.

We have to try to engage everybody, I have to try and convince the players about what I want to do, how I want to do it, they have to start accepting a different process, a different way of thinking, and I want to get all the staff and everybody at the club with the same mindset.

We have to build a culture that has to sustain the rest. If you don’t have the right culture, in the difficult moments, the tree is going to shake, so my job is to convince everybody that this is how we are going to live, and if you are going to be part of this organisation it has to be in these terms and in this way.

And after that, we can talk about other things. Obviously now we need an immediate impact, we need to start winning games, we need to start to raise the level of confidence of the players, and finally we need the fans.

A culture is a set of desirable behaviours or actions you expect from a group. The trouble we’ve had over the last decade is there has been very little direction. A culture has to be in service of something. If there’s no vision or philosophy to believe in, it’s very difficult to expect players to behave in accordance to whatever views of culture we have in our own heads as fans.

A lot of us have pondered aloud ‘what is the Arsenal way?’ I think Arteta is about to bring some colour to that. He wants fast, free-flowing, attacking football. He wants players to be accountable, he wants to create a ruthless culture built around high performance. That was never clear under the last regime, or the one before that.

What I’ve learned mostly is that you have to be ruthless and you have to be consistent and you have to fit every day the culture of the club to create a winning mentality.

To sustain it is even harder, so every day is important, every act is important, every organisation is important. His work-rate is incredible, how inspirational he is to people is incredible.

But for me, the secret is that the people, the players and the staff, have to believe what they’re trying to deliver. You have to be able to transmit it, and people will buy into that.

The above is so important. Don’t just live your culture on warm summer days, or when you fancy it. Every day is important, every moment is an opportunity to prove yourself. This is what high performance is all about. One broken spoke at the highest level takes the machine off the road. He has a lot of broken spokes to mend, both amongst the playing staff and the backroom team.

I thought he handled most of the questions really well. He saluted Arsene Wenger and his impact on his own career. He celebrated the history, style and values of Arsenal, likening us to Barcelona. He held his hands up to the lack of experience accusation. He doesn’t have it, it’s a weakness, but one that he wants to address with passion, great ideas, and energy.

What I love, love, love is how much he wanted this job. He mentioned that he always yearned to return, he sees us as his club. He has Arsenal DNA.

When Arsenal knocks on any door, it’s difficult to say no. When it knocks on my door, this is my house and it makes it very difficult.

It was a very difficult decision, it’s true, but also I felt that the club needed someone to appoint. I saw that and they transmitted that.

They were so convinced that they wanted to go with me, that I had to take the challenge.

Love it. He is grateful for the opportunity. He respects the shirt. He desperately wants to make us great again. You bring in Jose, he’s bigger than Arsenal and he’d let you know. You bring in Allegri, he’s above the job. You flunk out with Nuno or Martinez, the ceiling is low, you’re going nowhere. Arteta is the future of football. Listen to him talk about the game here.

“Football is about habit & angles. It’s much more simple for a player if you can process the image of where your team-mate will be before receiving the ball.If I am in the kitchen and I know the glasses are always in this cupboard, I get my glass of water more quickly.”

He’s talking about cognition in football. Players learning patterns and movements so complex systems become second nature. Owning territories, seeking out playing signals, sensing danger. He’s painting complex ideas with simple words, can you now see why Emery had such a rough time?

He’s only been with us ten minutes and he’s asking where the drones are at so he can see training sessions from more angles. He’s an innovator, a deep thinker, and an absolute obsessive. The Athletic had a piece about him living on his own and people worrying about him because he’d have loads of games on TV with Beautiful Mind like tactical diagrams all over the place.

Now, cute stories in the media mean fuck all. Being young isn’t a skill. He still has a huge job on his hands. A great press conference isn’t going to win him points, it’s just a good start.

Reality is this: He is going to have a very rough 3 months. We’re going to lose games. He’ll fall out with players. There will be Youtubers shrieking about how they’re abandoning the vision just so they can be the first. As fans, we can’t cave, we have to show faith. There is an idea here. We are on the path to better. By the end of the season, I have no doubt we’ll be seeing a sharper identity. If we have a great summer, we will be competing for top 4 next season. From there, who knows where we could go.

We just need to keep the faith, accept the job is a big one, and believe in a new manager that is burning every drop of blood he has to make this work. I’m also hoping that Edu, who has taken ownership of this decision if his .com interview with Raul is anything to go by, is in lockstep about what the plan is. We need him to build an elite staff around Arteta, from what I gather, there are lots of moves in the pipeline, but some clubs are being tough about releasing staff. Steve Round is the assistant, he knows Mikel from his Everton days. We also have an exBarca goalkeeping coach. Most importantly, we have to address some of the player problems. If Xhaka is off in January, who is the dynamic midfielder we have lined up to replace him? If we’re losing big names in the summer, do we have a robust list of players we want to backfill? Who are the kids he’ll bring in?

I sound like a full-kit-coach-wanker saying this, but I believe great coaches make statements early on by bringing an unexpected kid through the ranks (Wenger > Anelka), making an average player great (Conte > Moses), or by killing a senior player (Mourinho > Mata). I pondered if Xhaka could be the average player, but I think he lacks physicality and pace. AMN could be an opportunity? ESR looked very good the other night, maybe he’s the kid? Could the senior player ready for the axe be one of our star strikers? Could Arteta revive Mesut Ozil?

So many questions. Reality is, this time, we have a world-class coach built for the Premier League. If Arteta can’t extract greatness, as he appears to have done with some big names at City, then the player isn’t going to work for Arsenal.

I am nervous about this hire. As they say in politics, it’s easy to be in opposition. I’ve been in opposition for 18 months, not really expecting Arsenal to make an incredibly bold and ambitious move. Now they have, I have to shut the fuck up and back this until the end. I’m confident though. Settling for a has-been would have been regressive. I don’t want a super-agent bitch at our club. There was no way we could have waited until the end of the season. Arteta is a very smart risk, he’s our moon-shot, the upsides to this are electric.

So in the words of Josh Kroenke, be excited, this is the next chapter we’ve been waiting for, it’s going to outrageous amounts of fun, I can’t wait to share the good times with you. He’s in the stands today, his first game in the dugout will be Bournemouth, his first home game, against Chelsea, which I will be at!

See you in the comments. x

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Nelson

LT

Don’t you know that you can injure your foot when you kick your groves.

Freddie Ljungberg

“Mesut wouldn’t have been in the squad anyway given what happened in the last game,” Ljungberg said ahead of kick-off at Goodison Park.”

LOL

Gentlebris

R.H,

I would have preferred Freddie over that other fella as assistant head coach. He knows our academy.

Graham62

Mentally injured more like.

Maybe kicking his gloves did it.

😄

Watching the warm-up is was clearly obvious Ozil wasn’t paticipating in proceedings.

The players were all moving.

Bob N16

Mark,
Particularly liked your paragraph on Mourinho. What a horrible individual, impossible for him to maintain a charm offensive.

Ozil foot injury. Assume that’ll linger until the January transfer window!

Cesc Appeal

When he walked into the Football Analysis office Arteta told them all ‘you know you are going to have a lot of work to do’.

Really hoping he brings about a lot of changes in the squad. He said no one can hide, needs to stick by it.

No phantom foot injuries, no refusing to put the work in, no refusing to press, no refusing to show for the ball, no shirking off the ball duties, no ducking etc.

gonnerram

Team full of pressers sans luiz and Kaka 🙂
Just do not want a situation where Kaka is staying static and the rest pressing high..will create huge gap and easy to drive against the back 4..

Receding Hairline

“I would have preferred Freddie over that other fella as assistant head coach. He knows our academy.”

Gentle but the job isn’t about coaching our academy is it? We need established coaches also to assist Arteta, nothing against Freddie but i have this feeling his abilities as a coach is being exaggerated based on the fact he is likable.

If Arteta picks his brains and believes he can impact positively …Great

If he wants someone else to come in…Equally Great

Sid

Ozil injured his foot running out of the training ground.
You heard it here 1st!

Cesc Appeal

‘Maybe kicking his gloves did it’

Explains the foot injury.

Gloves are a lot more durable and heavier these days. Some of those cotton fibres are sharp.

Spanishdave

A new dawn
Arteta Knows Best!! rebirth of AKBs !
It will be interesting to see if the players give a toss or not today.
The young players will try to impress no doubt.
Torriera will he respond or is he off?
Xhaka will be himself , he has to go.
Ozil will be off so nil from him.
Will Freddie stay if so in what capacity?
Let’s start with a win , just to piss off Dunc

Edu me a favour

“” Says the fan base that thought hiring the manager Spurs just sacked would have been the “dream”. They are paying him more, the structure there suits him as he will get final say on everything, he has a better squad to work with.”” So you are categorically saying that the spurs job is bigger than arsenal – Spurs ! the team that’s won fuck all – there is zero basis other than recent league form that you could use to best spurs over arsenal with – that’s literally it – no history no league titles etc etc Only in… Read more »

Pierre

This team selection today from Freddie ( I hope its freddie)is either the work of genius or the work of an incompetent fool.

We will get no protection from the ref , every 50/50 decision will go their way, the scousers will scream for a free kick at every opportunity…I’m worried that our kids will be like a cat caught in the headlights.

They will bombard us and I am not sure we will be able to cope ..

I hope I’m wrong.

Micheal

Think positive folks.

Receding Hairline

Steve Round is in the stands with Arteta and Edu

CG over to you………………

Nelson

Iwobi is a good friend of Auba.

Dream10

Receding

Ornstein mentioned that some in the club feel that Freddie doesn’t have what it takes to be a top division coach. Nothing wrong with that. Love the guy, some are just not cut out for it though.

Since he’s become the temporary #1, we play higher up the pitch which is good. However, Xhaka/Torreira/Guendouzi have not had one good half btwn them.

Valentin

This teamsheet is indicative of what Freddie really think of some of the players. It is his parting gift to the youngsters.
Özil, if you want to sulk, sit down on the bench and watch ESR show you what hard work looks like.
Kolasinac, you can’t defend to save your life. I would rather put a young attacker than play you at left back.
Sokratis, you are a wrestler. Chambers is the future.
Pepe, you are so one footed and lack tracking ability, that basically I put Nelson who lacked confidence in your place.

Dissenter

Edu
You very well know that’s not what RH was suggesting but it’s le-grove so I get it.
Do you have any expectations for today’s game?

Edu me a favour

“” Maureen’s comments are exactly why AFC should not have considered that snide cunt for the job ever. Egotistical ingratiating snide little prick. Just not the arsenal way to try and make snide remarks about a new managerial appointment, definite sour grapes and trying to endear him to the spurs faithful. Typical Maureen, Wanker. It’s all for show, he’s like the Mike Dean of managers. A total Cunt! Imagine the new arsenal manager saying that. Speaks volumes in itself.”” Amen to this Yet some of our ‘fans’ thought that quoting this cunt was a good idea – all for a… Read more »

Freddie Ljungberg

“PedroFantastic post. I am so unbelievably excited we finally have our guy and he’s already turning the heads of the neigh sayers before a ball is kicked.
This is it. This is arsenal. Let’s fucking do it.”

Didn’t know there was a large Arsenal following among the bovine population.

Sid

This is a suicide team selection but Freddie doesnt have much choice. 352 would be better but its to cautious and he’s already on his way out.

Freddie Ljungberg

Or is it equine population maybe? Ah well.

GoonerDave

I would have preferred a more experienced manager, but I’m happy to get behind Arteta. His press conference was really positive – instead of speaking in platitudes and sounding like a newly elected politician, Arteta actually sounded sincere. He is totally inexperienced, but he does appear to have a plan. That is a real positive. It will also be very interesting to see who he surrounds himself with – the right assistant and coaches can provide the experience he needs. None of us really have the inside track in elite football, so we should acknowledge the respect and belief that… Read more »

Edu me a favour

“” You very well know that’s not what RH was suggesting but it’s le-grove so I get it.
Do you have any expectations for today’s game?””

Mate – it is

He said why would Jose be envious of the arsenal job – spurs have new stadium new facilities etc

For today’s game , I’d love a point but I can’t see us getting out of Goodison alive if I’m honest

You ?

Nelson

Saka is fast!

Samesong

Auba body language looks off.

TheLegendaryDB10

Come on The Arsenal!!!!

Nelson

At least Martinelli and Nelson track back.

Samesong

Saka marking the tallest player in Everton on corner. Face palm

Spanishdave

Edu’s there with the P45 s
Everton aren’t that consistent so maybe a draw.

TheLegendaryDB10

Spanishdave

Edu’s there with the P45 s

I hope so!!!!

Paulinho

Fuck Iwobi injured. Need him to play and do his barn door routine.

Cesc Appeal

Martinelli already scares defences shitless

Nelson

Iwobi is injured.

Samesong

Poor start.

Samesong

Auba looks either injured or unfit.

Nelson

Bad first touch from ESR.

Grease

Has anyone got a stream?

Champagne charlie

14 games without a clean sheet 💀 Christ

Bamford10

Great, great press conference from Mikel Arteta. He came off really well.

Intelligent, thoughtful, passionate, warm, detail-oriented, humble, sensible.

I am genuinely excited.

That said, people need to be realistic about the quality of this squad. It’s very poor. It was inadequate to start with — inadequate in midfield, inadequate in defense — and injuries have now made it even worse.

It will be a year (maybe longer) before Arsenal have anything like a top four squad.

Danny

No Iwobi and no Walcott, sad.

Paulinho

Tosun goal incoming.

Bamford10

Thank you, Pete. I appreciate it.

Paulinho

Bamford – Welcome back sir.

Rambo

Wenger at FIFA
Mourinho at Spuds
Ancellotti at Everton

How the giants have fallen.

Danny

Still playing out from the back……..badly of course.

Bamford10

Thanks, Paulinho. Good to be back.

Valentin

I forgot that Kolasinac was injured. I thought that using Saka at let back was a choice when it was pretty much forced on Freddie.

Nelson

I thought Martinelli was hit by the ball.

Cesc Appeal

Another illustration of how weak this team is.

Martinelli down.

What do our players do?

Nothing.

Receding Hairline

Wow Pedro is really happy

Good to see you Bamford

Now please know when it’s getting a bit tense and back off accordingly

Marc

Valentin

Full backs are an endangered species at Arsenal at the moment.

Rambo

Hey Binford,

How about a Wager?

TBone

Why didn’t the players kick off to the ref about Martinelli still being on the floor injured? No team spirit.

Bamford10

I hear you, Receding.

Dream10

Trevor Sinclair saying that a more experienced player than Martinelli would have avoided that tackle

Samesong

We got the sun in our face this half.

Champagne charlie

😂😂 Rambo

Nelson

Xhaka is always chasing shadows

Samesong

I hate David Luiz always does that dickhead foul.

Bob N16

Season of goodwill, welcome back Bamford.

Champagne charlie

You don’t see GKs wear hats anymore so much, Leno could do with one.

Danny

Luiz is so useless.
Last 2 goal kicks Leno went long, nice.

Samesong

Where’s Auba (Wally)

Jamie

Clubs have spent over £100m buying David Luiz (excluding his wages).

Shit’s messed up.

Nelson

ESR’s first touches suck!!!

Spanishdave

Xhaka never wins a midfield header he just goes through the motions.
Back passing is still endemic in the side

Champagne charlie

Smith-Rowe destined for a white van with a touch like that

Cesc Appeal

Smith Rowe seems to lose the ball with his first touch every time.

Needs to get in the game.

Rambo

“Clubs have spent over £100m buying David Luiz (excluding his wages).”

He comes with the hair. Its worth 99m.

Gazzap

Luiz has been awful. Just plain awful. Always is lately. He’s been that bad I’d sub him off!

Spanishdave

Arteta get your boots on

MidwestGun

Sup Ladies?… Early game… sheesh… need caffeine.. so I tuned in a little late and saw Martinelli… injured and was like oh Fuck..

Guess he is ok though.. Luiz is a red card waiting to happen today.

Anyhow not expecting much today. so anything we get would be a plus. .

Champagne charlie

Our movement getting lambasted by commentators here, saying midfield and defence haven’t ever got a pass on

Danny

Would be nice if we could have a shot, at least one.

Gazzap

We’ve been terrible going forward. No ambition to attack. And this is the players trying to impress arteta?!?

Samesong

Luiz looks like a ginge.

Nelson

Luiz has a good long ball!

Paulinho

Charlie – That’s where a Grealish, Lobotka come in handy.

TheLegendaryDB10

Gazzap

Is that the senior players letting us down?

Champagne charlie

That typifies is there with Nelson, turned his man and said no to 2/3 passing options only to dribble back and give it to Luiz.

Confidence and conviction sorely lacking, we need to be brave and hit passes that might not work.

Edu me a favour

Wow Bamford is back – Pedro feeling that new manager bounce 😉

Nelson

Saka has been out best player so far.

Paulinho

Poor from Smith-Rowe.

Understandableb but frustrating when young players go through this tense phase where the rush everything. I’ve seen him do that stuff with aplomb in lesser games.

Cesc Appeal

Smith Rowe awful pass on the break

Spanishdave

Auba useless at keeping the ball no shots on target yet.

Thanos

Hey Midwest what time is it over there

Champagne charlie

Fuck me Smith-Rowe that pass was an obvious one.

Paulinho
I agree. Dunno much about Lobotka but I’m convinced by what Grealish would offer us along those lines.

Bamford10

Rambo

I’m going to try to be my humblest and least argumentative self going forward, but regarding your quip about “wagers,” I’ll remind you that I wagered United would finish above us (back when they were in 10th and we were in 5th or 6th,) while WengerEagle and TR7 regarded this as a joke and wagered the opposite.

Who do you think is going to win that bet? I think it’s pretty safe to say that I am going to win that bet.

Gazzap

Luiz, xhaka, torreira, AMN, Nelson all showing lack of ambition. Always looking fit the safe backwards pass.

MidwestGun

Thanos-

630 am game started… I got to bed at the crack of 3am though… hahaha maybe should have planned it better.

Champagne charlie

Paulinho

Same reason I championed Zaha over Pepe btw, he’s much more suited to receiving a pass and turning through players to break lines and get behind. Pepe a bit nothing until isolated with a FB where he comes alive.

Paulinho

We could even do with a Demarai Gray on the wing, levels above what we have.

Dream10

Paulinho
Smith Rowe and Nelson are on trial till the end of the season. If they don’t impress, I can see both being loaned with a view to being sold. Both are nervous on the ball

Champagne charlie

The more I see Nelson the more I believe he’s not cut out for Arsenal mentally. Dribbled that so defensively keeping himself between player and ball, there’s no risk taking from him at all.

Needs to be expressive. Mad when you think his best mate is Sancho who epitomises that outlook.

Paulinho

Charlie – Yeah said the same about Zaha. Pepe talented but that inverted winger stuff only works if they are top class or completely in sync. Zaha would’ve fit like a glove.

We needed Coutinho on the last day of the window.

Samesong

ESR has no ambition to drive forward. Nothing player.

Nelson

I really like Saka. He has speed. He has good positioning. He can pass.

Marko

Thought the game was on at 3. Sounds like it’s a struggle though