Xhaka back

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Jose Mourinho is like that sexy abusive partner you have. You know the type, you crunch a crisp too loud and they’re up in your shit. They throw plates at you when you leave tea bags in the sink. They wear your dry cleaned shirts.

… you beg them to change. They come back to you and say, sure, I’ve had a sabbatical and I will be more tea bag tolerant. You believe them because they are sexy and charismatic, then literally the next day they’ve shredded your tea bags to teach you a lesson and posted something negative about you on Facebook.

Jose Mourinho rolls back into the Spurs with more baggage than Prince Andrew, but he’s charming… and now we’re all in a deep panic that this time, maybe he has changed, and he’ll do bits for Spurs.

I am an UNbeliever in radical personality change at 56 years old. You are who you are. You can change the crest on the badge, you can smile, get a facial… but I think it will be near impossible for him to be different because so much of his success was built around his persona.

We’ll see though, stealing backroom demons from Lille is smart. I’d be desperately worried if Spurs nabbed Luis Campos from there as well, he really is a top drawer technical director. It looks good on paper, but remember, Wenger had loads of data people and analysts he didn’t use.

Whatever goes on, it’s a huge gamble. The Times alluded to this being part of a wider masterplan for prospective owners. Makes sense, the Amazon series is the most serious way to get a prospectus out there, Jose Mourinho looks great on paper as well. Especially for all those star fuckers with enough cash to buy a club.

ANYWAY, onto Arsenal. Unai Emery has been given time to think about the season. A bit of me space to strategise his way out of the mess. So what’s his plan you ask?

Bring Xhaka back into the mixer.

Perfection. The equivalent of photocopying your bare arse and leaving it on your CEOs desk. He is addicted to one of the least effective midfielders in the league.

Love Sport asked me if I could forgive the player for his tantrum.

YES

He has done his time and he lost his armband. The point of his absence was never about whether the fans could forgive him, it was more about how bland he is and damaging for our overall play.

“Xhaka is coming back better. His mindset is better and this morning I have a very good conversation with him. My objective is for him to come back helping us and convincing everyone that he is going to be better in the short or long future with us”

Cannot wait, Unai.

Interesting that The Times are leaking stories about Arteta / Unai not being on the original shortlist of managers (which Ivan G confirmed, so not new news). Certainly wouldn’t have come from Raul or Edu.

Right, short one today, NORMAL FOOTBALL SERVICE RESUMES. x

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Micheal

Any real football supporter would take notice at the silence in the stadium and lack of celebration from the players when Laca equalised in the final minute.

It is a great pity that Arsenal are owned by a sleazy absentee Yank landlord who doesn’t give a fuck about football.

G8

Embarrassing from Emery and certain players..ultimately the buck stops with the manager..awful , just awful Negative line up and tactics to start with, and then is that lack of hunger and fight from certain players Bellend was awful , and so was Toreira, Auba and Ozil 2nd half Cowards!! If they are not bothered to play for the manager , they should do so for the badge, the home fans, and their pride (big fucking lol) I don’t know what the players do at training, they can’t string 2 passes together, and always backward or sideways Emery has to go,… Read more »

HighburyLegend

“yes that draw was a defeat”

Tell that to Raul.

Ishola70

wtf are we waiting for.

Top four is gone.

He is not winning Europa League.

The performances get worse and Arsenal will be midtable continuing with him.

There is no decision.

It should be obvious.

Chika

You guys should always remember that no matter how horrible Emery is, there are some stubborn idiots who would continually believe he’s capable of turning things around.

Ishola70

Chika
“You guys should always remember that no matter how horrible Emery is, there are some stubborn idiots who would continually believe he’s capable of turning things around.”

Who?

Receding Hairline and Bamford?

Receding Hairline I’m sure will have given up the ghost as well after that lastest shit show.

You saw how the crowd reacted even after a late equaliser.

It’s over for Emery. Over.

habesha gooner

We can’t do anything. literally nothing. Raul himself needs to get fired if he doesn’t fire Emery tonight. not tomorrow TONIGHT.

Un na naai

Freddie LjungbergNovember 23, 2019 17:30:49
Disgraceful performance and pitiful to set up the team like we’re playing City away.

You were sucking his arse for the past 18 months.
Finally seen the light? You take longer to change course than the titanic

CG

This management game ,not so easy is it….

Benitez in or Sink!

Distant legrover

He never won an away game in his last season at Sevilla. We are beginning to see why. If we are struggling this bad at home how the hell are we supposed to win away ?

His away record speaks of a guy who doesn’t seem to know how to galvanize his players and get them out a bad period. Once he’s in a bad rut, he just stays there .

Freddie Ljungberg

Don I know you’re retarded but giving a new manager a chance and sucking his arse is not the same thing, I also posted weeks ago that if the performances doesn’t drastically improve he has to leave. Not everyone was on his back after game 1 his first season just because his name wasn’t Arsene like you and Pierre and CC and a couple of other wankers. Still doesn’t change the fact I don’t rate this squad very highly. The potential are there with some players it’s just going to take time before they realise it in the PL. We… Read more »

Chika

Ishola

“Receding Hairline I’m sure will have given up the ghost as well after that lastest shit show.”

Prepare to be shocked.

“You saw how the crowd reacted even after a late equaliser.”

Watching Arsenal has become a torture to the soul.

Un na naai

Ah ishola is on his case now too!!

Well well well

Hate to say I told you so.
Fucking dog shit
His career at any top level club is finished

Freddie Ljungberg

“FL

Shut up you melon
You weren’t giving him a chance you were doubling down because of your creepy wenger obsession
It was clear by the end of last season that emery is shit
But off you went, all summer, doing what you do, licking bum hole. Ya dirty little rimmer”

Oh great, Don having another meltdown, how shocking. What a cunt.

Un na naai

Meltdown? Hardly. Just pointing out what a creepy hypocritical bullshitter you are.

You nailed your colours to the mast now bath on the misery of the incompetent moron you lauded

Majesticgooner

George Graham till the end of the season at his age would do a better job than emery. Emery should be put out of his misery was like the players did not want to celebrate scoring the equaliser . It was like , shit we’ve saved his job. I can’t se emery turning things round.

Freddie Ljungberg

Don You are having another full on meltdown right now., hardly surprising though since you’re mental. None of what you just wrote is even remotely true (par for the course with you that) and makes very little sense. We needed a new manager, that was undisputable (expcept by some on here that still hasn’t let go) I was willing to give him time, wouldn’t have mattered who it was, the team left behind by the man you’re clearly still bitter about leaving was garbage and only had about 4 serviceable players, 2 of which has been injured for 10 months.… Read more »

Carts

Has to surely be curtains for Emery now.

Wenker-wanger

Emery is THE SPANISH WENGER,..same shit, different label.

Useroz

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