So I basically caused a revolt in the comments section with my ‘crazy’ views on Unai Emery last season. I called out the basics like language issues, the negative football, and the fact he lost a one horse race at the richest club in the world. I highlighted his dismal defensive record at all his clubs , I found damning quotes from his explayers, I brought ‘sauce’ into the common vernacular… I’ll cut to the point, I basically did the due diligence Arsenal failed to do on our bland hire.
Every melt under the sun abused me. Two of my London friends pulled me to one side last Christmas and told me to behave because I was taking the criticism too far.
‘Emery is good, look at the results. I think there’s something wrong with you?’
Now all of a sudden, the world has realised that I was correct (again), but are they talking about Le Grove? No, they’re talking about some handsome ESPN journo who strung some tweets together in 2018 at the same time… like he was the lone voice.
‘Isn’t it spooky how accurate this obscure handsome man is’
It’s a fucking disgrace. I now know how Xhaka felt on Monday. At least when he was being booed, it was for slow-walking and telling the fans to fuck off. I’m serving up 30-yard football insight screamers, people are seeing them, criticising them for being tap-ins, and… hold on, I’m lost here. Basically, the internet is shit. Everyone was there to call Le Grove a DISGRACE during the unbeaten run, but no one is there rolling out the OH BOY YOU WERE RIGHT RED CARPET now I have been largely proven right.
I don’t even like high praise anyway, fuck you. Fuck you.
*throws shirt to ground and storms down the tunnel*
No, I will not fucking apologise Unai, you cheese on GOOD EBENING toast melt.
Talking of Xhaka, Sami Mokbel said Arsenal are offering the Swiss counselling. I really don’t know where to go with this sort of commentary. If he genuinely has mental health issues, I’d leave this alone, but we live in a culture of amateur psychologists (thank you, Mr Ganesh), so it’s hard to tell what is real and what makes for a trendy headline. We all go through rough patches when we’re performing badly at work, is that not just feeling shit about being a bit shit? Does it always have to be something deeper? I’m honestly not critiquing mental health here, but I do find people’s amaeteur diagnosis and assumptions as damaging as ignoring them. Everyone cited Ozil as being depressed last year and it was totally made up.
Anyway, dealing in facts, the player has entered day 3 and he’s refusing to apologise. He also took time out to rile the fans by changing his Instagram profile picture to one of him in a Swiss shirt. I have to say, that was a zinger, our group chat went wild over that one.
The overarching feeling is the player is acting like a 14-year-old.
There are a lot of people claiming we shouldn’t need an apology as fans. You’re right. I fucking hate apology culture. It’s a real leftwing pass time in America, people love a ‘THEY MUST APOLOGISE’ outrage, then the apology comes and some obscure charity that campaigns for the rights of people that work as Christmas elves tweets ‘NOT GOOD ENOUGH’… I digress. The apology isn’t for the fans, it’s for the manager.
Unai Emery, to be fair to him, has mostly done this by the book. As Matt on the podcast pointed out, his poor English maybe lacked some finesse, but overall, he condemned the action and said it was wrong. The fact Xhaka hasn’t come out and apologised has made Emery look weak, and that’s unforgivable from a captain… especially when the manager put his career on the line by giving the armband to him in the first place.
The apology is also for the club and the people that pay him. We’re a community-based club. We have values. We preach class. Xhaka telling fans to fuck off is not a good look for the brand and it’s not a good example to set to kids (think of the children!). Shit is going to happen in your life, tantrum-ing like a kid and telling everyone to fuck off is embarrassing and it shouldn’t be passed off as ‘he’s just human.’
Do that in a client meeting when you’re told your ideas are a dumpster fire of human excrement, you’re out the door. There are literally no arenas where that sort of workplace prose is tolerated in front of clients. I have to say, when you work in a factory, you can say what you like to each other and ‘banter’ is always a mitigating circumstance, but still, not in front of clients and it’s important to note, this was not in a factory.
As for the fans making out this is going to cost us players in the future, bitch please. Arsenal is in north London, we have a sweet stadium and whatever sympathy you feel towards Granit, recognize he’s earning more than you and he thinks you’re a peasant. Fuck it, I think you’re a peasant just for retweeting that handsome man’s super great insights THAT I ALSO HAD BUT WITH MORE DETAIL.
Back to my point. The apology issue is now an Emery issue. A hot-headed moment might be forgivable, an insolent refusal to rectify the mistake and change the news cycle is not. The manager now has to act, and I’m afraid he’s going to have to remove Granit from his duties or look even weaker than he already does.
… and seriously, if you were any other manager in world football, you’d be doing cartwheels if there was an easy out for removing Xhaka as a captain after a month. It’s not even controversial and it’ll make the team better.
Second part of the equation here is this: Forget the ‘players ran to his side’ nonsense. They all know that Granit’s behaviour was unacceptable. If Emery lets this slide, he will be letting a squad that’s out of control know that he’s there to be rolled. He might as well put the gimp mask on and hand the dog chain to whoever is kinky enough to parade him around the training ground.
The notion that the manager is worried about a revolt is pathetic and actually aligns to the sexy ESPN man’s insights about how players of his past teams saw him as meek and easy to dominate. Emery should take control of the situation. These player report into one man and one man alone.
Also, imagine fearing the personalities in our squad? It’s a group of very nice, well-meaning guys. This is hardly Chelsea at its peak under Jose. Bar Kola and Luiz, those two could be dangerous.
Right, that’s me done. Please listen to my podcast. I did it via Skype and I’m very proud of terrific output. You also owe me, so cough up with your ears.
Shit keeping
“Quality press eh“
You watching this masterclass Sal? Simeone has the pad and pen out no doubt
Shitty Elliot had a good peck talk from Klopp.
lol Holding got pissed on.
Klopp is laughing on the touchline.
He knows it’s purely a banter match
Martinez should have done better.. probably a bit shell shocked.
Relying on Guendouzi again.
Good dm sniffs danger up front??? Hahahahaha
Martinez losing out to Leno, who hasn’t been good recently…that was a shitty save
Emery. WTF?
Prove that he does not what he is doing.
Saka is having a poor game.
I think this is definitively looking to be another Reading game all over again. Box to box football with a huge pinch of crap defending from both sides.
Now for a very important and crucial question (which I never thought would have the possibility of happening): will Emery win 5-4?
I wrote the above just as I am seeing pool of piss level it 4-4. It’s not looking good.
Emery what are you doing ? Back to the football now with no link between mid and attack
Honestly. What kind of sub decision was that?? Fucking emery
Can’t wait to see the back of Emery. Guy actually looked more competent in his first months in charge than now. How is that possible I’ve no clue.
Lol taking off Ozil? That’s us done scoring then.
Emery getting schooled by Klopp…Klopp is having a laugh cause he gifted this to Unai and he’s still shitting himself
lol at posters making judgements from this pure banter match.
Save it for the serious stuff against Wolves
Oh no.. Ozil off.. Pierre .. start your case again. 😀
I rest my case.
loooolllll
Why sub off Ozil???
Wtf??
Think that Özil change might be pre-planned. Safe bet he starts weekend.
Emery really is a fucking clown , Saka was the poorest of our attackers
Martinelli over the bar.
Should have buried it.
Pure banter out there. Nearly 4-5
Where’s Wilcox gone… totally anaymous
When exactly do these defenders get blamed for their own mistakes?
Guendouzi will be dead by January.
ffs they are struggling now against Liverpool third team
Matty G is starting to be Emery’s … Wilshere. over playing him for no reason.
Sigh….when is this clown going to get sacked? I have little faith Sanllehi will sack this manager anytime soon.
Kolac and mustard I are surplus seriously.
Kolac. Dilly dally on the left costed our 3rd
Torreira needs to stop the flick that costed the 4th
Poor defending anyway you look at it.
Emery really is a coward….Ozil was good tonight better than Willock will be as a 10 till the end of game….Should have brought on Guendouzi for Willock..
Told yer
FOOK ME!
Take a bow son!
Willock you golden boy. Get the fuck in!!!!
What a fuckin’ goal!!!!!!!!!!!
And Willy scores…
Wait… theres Joe Willock
Pool will win this.
Shut them up willock, shut upppppppppppppp
Willock scores
what a fcking game 🙂
Emery a weak minded head coach who couldn’t say a boo to a goose. Or defend a lead to save his life.
Regularly giving up a lead, without shame or reason now.
whoaaaaa Take that Ox!
Somebody give Elliot a slap.
Willockyomommasass
Super from Willock.
4-5.
Banter game
Freddie is coaching attack today, Emery defense right fellows
He answers to Ox
I cannot remember an Arsenal midfielder doing THAT for some time
willock has true potential
What kinda sub is this????
Bellerin not ready.
Willick is ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5
Madness, another Ozil assist as he’s controlling Willock in CAM
Yeah, not sure why Ozil had to be subbed. I thought he had a good game. Just as I was going to say that, Willock scored! Footie’s such an “illogical” game 🙂
Willock is useful..quality goal….but so are some of those Xhaka shots…the muffin manager is bringing in Ceballos??????
Emery overplaying Saka, give the kid a break
He shut his eyes when he hit that lol
Who needs Ozil
7 goals wins this.. and that’s my final answer..
Goal fest
Ceballos on for torr
Good sub more control
Emery. WTF substitution?
We already have no control in midfield.
Take the only defensive midfielder who was playing advance and replace him by Ceballos.
Why?
Beyond joke now.
It’s Ready all over again, 7-5
What did I say eh!!!? Now will we hold on to that score and make UE’s prophecy of winning 5-4 come true?
Bamford is officially a troll now.
Not Saka’s best game.
Would be unfair to bring on Laca for Martinelli at this point
Saka being played way to much his good start to the season is regressing lately
We d rather win 5-4 than 1-0 then.. Emeryball lol..
I really do like Martinelli
Here we go.
Look. Beating Liverpool 23-21 still means we’re total shite.
This Liverpool side is made up of the local skag heads from Toxteth…and we still conceded four!
Emery out. The bastard.
Get the kids playing every week. Better that than the usual suspects.
AMN pass to Bellerin was atrocious when we’re attacking, tooo casual a player for my liking
Kolasinac Arsenal’s resident bonehead
Kola nice takedown.. dude must have had a weapon.
A few times now Martinez should have come and got long through balls but he’s stayed on his line and brought us pressure. Good number 2 but Leno is better
KIDS are pressing though
Where the hell was kolac
“This Liverpool side is made up of the local skag heads from Toxteth”
looollll
Look after ya car mate! gissa job.
Is this Origi or Pele? But it’s Arsenal no? Yeah makes sense
If it’s a draw is there a replay? now that would be fun. Hope Martinelli can stay healthy.. if he keeps scoring teams will target him.
“local skag heads from Toxteth”
LOOOOOOOOOOOLL
No, has to be a winner tonight. Although there’s no winners here lol
Klopp clearly taking this very seriously
Not even extra time. Just penalties
Tierney with his 5 year olds haircut.
Ahhh ok CC thanks.
Uninspiring changes, like for like stuff…nothing shaken up
Holding forgot how to play lol
Lesser risk with kolac off. Seriously crap
Holding is not ready at all
Fucking silly. Holding boot it ffs
If we allow them to score the equaliser we gonna lose on penalties.
I really want Martinelli to get a hat trick.
Mid
League cup rules believe it goes straight to Pens after stoppage if its drawn.
Host of these Liverpool kids have a curfew to meet.
Ceballos has been completely transparent.
No holding not looking fit but I’d have chambers and Luiz at centre back with Bellerin at right back.
Saka looks tiring.
Guendouzi. Not doing much since on
Ceballos needs to pass properly
This Liverpool side is made up of the local skag heads from Toxteth
Chucklevision that was hilarious.
Sal-
Haha noted..
You can see why real let Ceballos go out on loan. Terrible.
Martinelli is really the Energizer bunny.
Going full tilt for 90 minutes.
4 or 5 years ago this was the level of Liverpool’s first team.
No way Ceballos will get into Real team…he will be staying put in London…hopefully at a discount