I was going to write you out a Monday morning banger, then I realized we have two weeks until the next game… bad times ahead.
For blogging, it’s Dry January without anyone to listen to your empowering story.
Traffic wise, it’s like we’re Rolf Harris at next years Glastonbury.
The comments section becomes the part of Hyde Park corner where the soap-boxers get arrested for a excrement related offences (sorry guys, it’s true).
It’s so boring that sometimes I resort to courting attention by click-baiting certain fandoms with fake headlines.
OZIL COMPILATION THAT PROVES HE IS GOD
It’s desperate times.
So I’m saving all my prose up so I can spread it thinly enough to keep you interested.
In the meantime, I made a SOLO podcast for you to listen to. I figured people stomach ebooks for 19 hours at a time, you could easily do 35 minutes of me arguing with myself and ultimately resolving the differences.
Give it a go and I PROMISE that I will come back with real people for Wednesday morning. Also, know this… I finally worked out how to run Skype into my mixer. Gonna hit up some elite journos and industry people, only to be refused, and fall back on some failed AFTV personality from 2014.
Enjoy…
Fred
Lampard is willing to play a line up away from home that included abraham, Mason mount and Hudson odoi ..
Jorginho , Willian and Kante.
And was rewarded for his bravery .
That sort of line up would never happen under Emery in the prem .
Not even in home games …the most ambitious he will get is putting Ceballos in midfield .
He has even played Torreira as our CAM .
Pierre Oh, so we’re now comparing from last season, hard to keep up with all the goalposts you’re moving. Completely different situations, Chelsea has a far better squad now than we had last season. Even no with the players we have had available they probably edges us, that will change soon though. Either way I’m not that worried about who our manager is atm, all I want is progress in the squad building and we have seen that, results and performances will improve over time when players adapt and we have our first choice back 4 available for the first… Read more »
He is brave enough to go with who he feels will do the job for him.
No pulisic
No Giroud
No Batshuayi
No Pedro .
Pedro, Pulisic and Batshuayi are on 7 appearences for the season compared to the likes of Abraham and Mount on 11 so I dunno what you’re trying to do. Maybe no means yes to you
Maybe no means yes to you.
Would explain a lot.
The point Wenger was making is that Arsenal qualifying for champions league in every one of those 9 years , was regarded as failure.Whereas Emery making the top 4 will be regarded as successful. I think it was more about him trying to downplay his failures towards the end there more than anything hence the ignorance is bliss comment because I bet to this day he doesn’t understand why he was sacked. Emery getting back into the Champions League should be seen as successful because for the last number of years we’ve been a Europa League team. Pretty simple to… Read more »
Marko
“Pedro, Pulisic and Batshuayi are on 7 appearences for the season ”
FYI…Premier league and champions league .
Batshuayi…..0 starts
Pedro…….3 starts( one in the last 6 games)
Pulisic…3 starts ( none in the last 6 games .
Maybe no means no to me ….nice try though , I think my point is proven
Marko
“Since 13/14 he spent over 400 million on signings ”
And won 3 trophies …your point is .
As for the Lampard love in they’re 27 and 17 for and against for the season while we’re 25 and 11 for and against. 3 top 6 fixures compared to 2 in there too
Maybe no means no to me ….nice try though , I think my point is proven
Yeah it is proven. 21 appearences between Pulisic, Pedro and Batshuayi this season but yeah no Pulisic Pedro and Batshuayi. Makes perfect sense
Why did Wenger have to spoil my day? Just seeing him on TV with that superior than thou smirk on his face, got my blood boiling. I had to turn over to the Simpsons. Giving Wenger more money would not have solved our problems because, as we all know, he would have found a way of frittering it away on shite signings, unnecessary contract renewals and increases in player wages. For all of Emerys faults and weaknesses, at least we know that his time with Arsenal FC will be limited, whereas, with Wenger, it reached a stage where he not… Read more »
PierreOctober 7, 2019 20:44:34
Fred
You will only dig yourself into a hole if you want to continue to compare Lampard’s first 3 months with Emery’s first 15 months.
Pierre
Leave him in his ignorance. It’s fun to watch. The excuses, the mental gymnastics to justify every stupid decision emery makes
Blame every player under the sun as long as the back doesn’t come back to the Spanish moyes.
What a cuck.
That Wenger piece was a benign interview with a slimy pot stir for a headline aimed to sucker in the spastics.
Who posted it on here? Oh, Marko..
Say no more.
MarkoOctober 7, 2019 21:38:29
As for the Lampard love in they’re 27 and 17 for and against for the season while we’re 25 and 11 for and against. 3 top 6 fixures compared to 2 in there too
Yeah we you forgot the fact that they’ve lost a man who was 50% of their team, have a transfer ban, are playing kids in their first team and we have spent £200m in 18 months and have a £200m attack with a £43m playmaker on the bench.
Little perspective there for you Jackeen.
Don’t say I never do anything for ya
As someone has asked Valentine here and I am yet to see an answer…where were this ifs and buts when we lost to Liverpool?If Pepe had scored his chance or if auba had scored his etc….but when we win all we see is ‘if Bournemouth had done this or if Wilson had done that’…I get the criticism of our play,I really do,but it seems as if some people really absolutely don’t find any single thing positive about Arsenal,absolutely none ffs
Marko
“Since 13/14 he spent over 400 million on signings ”
Also finished second and was reaching champions league knockout phases.
Let’s see if emery every hits those heights.
Shit emery has done half of that in 18 months!!
Pierre Wenger had massive resources and he spent a ton of money, and he managed to beat a depleted Hull City, a mediocre Aston Villa and a Chelsea who were still celebrating their league title. He spent the rest of that time failing miserably, producing shambolic displays and humiliating results, uttering countless inanities, blaming the fans and generally destroying the reputation he built in his first ten years at Arsenal. Oh right, and he went ten years without even once contending for the title. In his second ten years at Arsenal, Wenger was a complete failure, an utter buffoon, an… Read more »
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round.
Pierre the master Wenger obsessive trying to rewrite history with the goalposts permanently on the travelator.
What a surprise… 🙄
Emery getting back into the Champions League should be seen as successful because for the last number of years we’ve been a Europa League team.
Erm no it shouldn’t. It was harder not to qualify last season with rivals falling over themselves to let us back in
Lols like a similar story this season but he’s got his wingers and full backs so no more excu….
Oh.
I see
It’s all Xakha’s fault.
Why bother with a coach at all I say? Just pick five captains and let them run the show
Charles you just can’t help yourself can you.
It’s like that old saying everytime someone calls Arsene a scrotum a Charlie gets his wings.
Marko saying to Jamie ” ignorance is bliss” is a classic.
Couple of absolute beta muppets trying to shout the loudest about shooting down an ex manager that’s actually speaking sense.
That feminine you should rebrand yourselves as the mean girls.
What exactly that was said is incorrect?!
PierreWenger had massive resources and he spent a ton of money, and he managed to beat a depleted Hull City, a mediocre Aston Villa and a Chelsea who were still celebrating their league title.
Lol
They don’t count then. How come emery couldn’t beat wolves, Brighton Leicester and palace last season then?
Don’t forget the footballing lesson he got from sarri- a man with a foot and a half back in Italy at the time, oh and giroud. Arsenal reject who emery us no answer to
Normski
Marko is THE mean girl. He’s queen bee.
It’s like that old saying everytime someone calls Arsene a scrotum a Charlie gets his wings.
Only an idiot would say that.
they’ve lost a man who was 50% of their team, have a transfer ban, are playing kids in their first team and we have spent £200m in 18 months and have a £200m attack with a £43m playmaker on the bench.Little perspective there for you Jackeen.
They’ve actually spent more than us the last two seasons you thick thick fuck. Jesus Don why do you continue to be such a dumbshit all the time.
Danialtos
It’s just a certain set that are talking that way, and there happen to be a decent number of them here. Most Arsenal fans do not agree with this unreasonable lot, even if they aren’t satisfied with everything they’re seeing.
Graham69
Please don’t be jealous that Arsene still get the ladies at his age whilst your only highlight is a pair a tenner nappies followed by a celebratory werthers.
Graham62October 7, 2019 22:09:40
Why did Wenger have to spoil my day?Just seeing him on TV with that superior than thou smirk on his face, got my blood boiling. I had to turn over to the Simpsons.
Graham
Think you need to take up a hobby mate. Get out a bit more
Again this is why people hate an Arsene soundbite. All the little bugs come out of the woodwork a call to arms if you will.
Emery improved on Wenger’s last season in charge.
To use the FA Cup as some sort of success is derisory.
Lower league teams rest their players when they participate in the Competition……lol
Don
“How come Emery couldn’t beat Wolves, Brighton, Leicester and Palace last season then?”
I already answered this question this AM — at 11:01:21 — and I noticed that you never managed to formulate a response. Probably because you can’t. So why don’t you start by trying to answer what I said in reply to this empty point of yours this AM? Again, see my post at 11:01:21.
They’ve actually spent more than us the last two seasons you thick thick fuck. Jesus Don why do you continue to be such a dumbshit all the time.
Erm. But Lampard hasn’t. Under Lampard they’ve spent £0 while emery has had £200m spent on him in 18 months
Lampard can’t shape his team the way he wants to with signings like emery can. He has just had to rely on youth.
All while losing hazard who is 59% of Chelsea’s team
Little perspective for you there Jackeen
Don’t say I never do anything for ya.
Le Grove commenters and their troublesome microaggressions.
Palace last season then?”I already answered this question this AM — at 11:01:21 — and I noticed that you never managed to formulate a response. Probably because you can’t. So why don’t you start by trying to answer what I said in reply to this empty point of yours this AM? Again, see my post at 11:01:21.
Newsflash. In London people are working at that time brains. I know it’s hard to grasp outside of the voices in your head Bam but we aren’t all glued to Le grove with baited breath, awaiting your next poncey comment
‘but we aren’t all glued to Le grove with baited breath’
Last warning Un.
Yup same way we finished 2nd is heralded eh??
Dont know what will happen if we finish 4th this time and get a cup. Some of them will go on a meltdown.
I thought it was more Le grove micropenises than micro aggressions!
MarkoOctober 7, 2019 22:27:31
Again this is why people hate an Arsene soundbite. All the little bugs come out of the woodwork a call to arms if you will.
Yeah. Imagine having to deal with differing perspective and facts that cast emery in a worse light than than he casts himself. How do you cope?
Erm. But Lampard hasn’t. Under Lampard they’ve spent £0 while emery has had £200m spent on him in 18 months
Kinda moving the goals posts a little bit Don dummy. Again technically speaking spent 40 million last summer. Inherited one worth more than ours too.
All while losing hazard who is 59% of Chelsea’s team
I’d ask you where you get the math from but what’s the point.
Normski, stop projecting your insecurities. No one cares if you have a micropenis on here.
PedroOctober 7, 2019 22:35:23
‘but we aren’t all glued to Le grove with baited breath’Last warning Un.
Really? Is that a wind up? You’re pulling me for saying that I’m not glued to Le Grove awaiting a comment from Bamford?
… apart from Marko, he’d tell you didn’t have a micropenis just to disagree.
Even if you showed him he’d argue against the fact.
Probs a good friend to have if you’re insecure.
Un, it’s called banter mate.
Marko
You obviously fail to spot the irony in what you say. You’re always on hand to try and shit on Wenger irrespective of why, it’s why you get hoodwinked by toilet newspaper headlines.
You brought it here, then go on the offensive when you get called dribbly for it. Just like Pedro’s posts you ought to give the subject matter a read once in a while. Giving folk way too much ammunition to label you simple (new observers I mean, the usual lot know your level).
The table never lies, well it did the season Arsenal finished 2nd.
Marko Chelsea were utter shit last year (when compared to their previous 10 years) and they are even worse this year squad wise. It’s not moving the goal posts. It’s reality. Emery has two world class strikers to play with A £72m winger A £43m World Cup winning play maker. A Brazilian wonder kid And yet he’s got us looking like a team of OAP’s going forward while Lampard is using kids and in a mere 3 months has chelsea looking better than us with the ball and in attack. Frightening to think he will have big dough to spend… Read more »
Un, it’s called banter mate.
😳
Think you need to get back into an Essex boozer. New York bantz!!
Un, I get slayed every Christmas because I’m woke and sensitive to banter.
Sad times. No longer a ‘lad’
Even if you showed him he’d argue against the fact.
Cute. You don’t get many of them around here. Facts that is.
Also I would believe him because there would be physical evidence of such and not just words you know
Aubameyang and Lacazette are definitely not world class
World class is banging in a minimum of 35 league goals a season..
Rt
Hahahaha
Ok
Aubameyang is world class and Lacazette is our MVP
Below are the players Arsene Wenger had available to him in 2014 when his team had to come from behind to beat a depleted Hull City side in the FAC final: Łukasz Fabiański Bacary Sagna Per Mertesacker Laurent Koscielny Kieran Gibbs Mikel Arteta Aaron Ramsey Santi Cazorla Mesut Özil Lukas Podolski Olivier Giroud Wojciech Szczęsny Thomas Vermaelen Nacho Monreal Tomáš Rosický Jack Wilshere Whereas below are the players Unai Emery had available to him in 2019 when he was supposedly to blame for his team losing to the Wolves team that just beat City 2-0 at the Etihad. Bernd Leno… Read more »
How come Guardiola lost to Palace last season and Wolves this season?
How come Pocchettino has lost to Brighton, Leicester and Newcastle this season?
Yet only Emery gets the grief?
Weird.
Marko, facts are in the eye of the beholder, right?
Does Marko need photo evidence of my micro penis or does he have to see it in person to really believe it? It has potential.
Benny, is that really weird?
Normski, if he doesn’t believe it’s micro, you’ll never convince him.
Sad times. No longer a ‘lad
Take the boy out of Shwessex but you can’t take Shwessex out the boy. I’ve heard you trying to muffle it on your podcasts.
Beeny
Have you ever heard of the word anomaly?
Weird.
It’s confusing for Marko as his hangs from his forehead.
“Emery has two world class strikers to play with A £72m winger A £43m World Cup winning play maker. A Brazilian wonder kid” Pepe still hasn’t adapted, understandable, we’ll see how that looks at the end of the season. Ozil, you’re citing Ozil as a plus? He’s a massive dead weight holding the whole club back, nothing else. Martinelli? Sure, he’s looked good but how is it that we expect a brazilian from their 4th division to walk straight into our team and dominate the PL while Chelseas loan army with way more experience than any of our youngsters is… Read more »
Fuck off then I’ll keep it to myself. I’ll coach an extra inch out of it one day.
Marko, facts are in the eye of the beholder, right?
There’s a difference between hearing about Normski’s tiny penis and seeing it much like there’s a difference between hearing about the great football and elite ideas that Arteta would have guaranteed and seeing it. Do you see the difference? I don’t think you do.
PedroOctober 7, 2019 22:37:48
Normski, stop projecting your insecurities. No one cares if you have a micropenis on here.
>>>>>>
Lol! Pedro cleaning house. Brilliant. 🤣
Freddie
Look. I’m not Bamford. I won’t be sifting through your comments history to prove you wrong.
You’ve consistently blamed everyone bar emery for the form we are seeing and now we are third try to pretend that there is no problem
And then when we inevitably drop down the league for a while (it’s gonna happen) you will revert to type and blame everyone bar emery again
It’s Pepe, it’s xakha, bellerin is a shit wenger player BLA BLA BLA BLA.
You are so predictable
Benny
Because this is an Arsenal blog and we hope the other teams lose…
What’s important is benchmarking ourselves against the best, not a Man City that’s started the league really poorly by their standards just to get a stroke in.
Removing all comparisons and considering an ‘ideal’ for a moment, there’s no chance on earth this current offering comes close to what we’d hoped to see 18 months after bottom of the barrel.
Kidding yourself on to claim us eggs benedict when we’re clearly scrambled.
Bamford will be refreshing every 2.5 seconds to see if anyone has paid him some attention.
Spent a fair bit of time looking up squads to prove his viewpoint it looks like.
It’s so easy to pick out the ones who used to be emo gamers who had their hearts broken as teenagers by some girl who didn’t fancy them as much as they’d wished. Always talking about beta this and cuck that. Get off 4chan and Reddit, losers. The real world is a difficult proposition, we know, but you gotta start somewhere.
Rambo
“I see two options: remember the good times or continue hating on the man [Wenger].”
There’s a third option: remember both the first ten years and the second ten years, and work to see the entire period objectively.
Removing all comparisons and considering an ‘ideal’ for a moment, there’s no chance on earth this current offering comes close to what we’d hoped to see 18 months after bottom of the barrel.
Charlie
We are 3rd though
A point behind city
THIRD CHARLIE!!
Remember when we were third in April with 6 games to go vs mid table sides? What a giggle that was
Don
“You are so predictable”
You can continue to think all our woes rests on the manager and that it doesn’t matter that we have 3 of our starting defenders missing, or that most of our attacking players are new to the league/senior football. It doesn’t change the facts though.
Again, I do not care if Emery gets fired tomorrow, it doesn’t interest me to harp on about it every day, you do though that’s for sure, not predictable at all that.
It’s so easy to pick out the ones who used to be emo gamers who had their hearts broken as teenagers by some girl who didn’t fancy them as much as they’d wished. Always talking about beta this and cuck that. Get off 4chan and Reddit, losers. The real world is a difficult proposition, we know, but you gotta start
Lol
Bit like a piranha. Luteo sits down to pee I take it
The conversation has gone off the boil again. Arsenal fans can’t seem to help themselves, it’s like no one has the capability of having multiple considerations for one topic simultaneously. These disingenuous compliments like “Emery has done good to have us 1 point behind City” is part of the reason why it’s impossible to move on from these stupid, pointless conversations. It’s not solely Emery’s responsibility, good or bad, where the club is, and he certainly had nothing to do with City losing to Norwich or Wolves. That’s a statement loaded with agenda if I ever saw one, honestly. When… Read more »
Xhaka is the main obstacle to Arsenal’s success.
Removing the culprit would clear the way for a title challenge.
FL
Yes. That’s right. I think most of our issues stem from the coach not having a clear idea of what kind of team he wants us to be. That most of his tactics counteract each other and that his team elections eliminate the strengths of our players and highlight their weaknesses.
I’m fully aware that some players don’t pull their weight as much as others but he’s paid £6m a year to get them performing.
As Charlie said m, we aren’t asking for ideal here, just an improvement on what wenger was serving in his last 2-3 seasons.
Lol Bit like a piranha. Luteo sits down to pee I take it Actually I do at home most of the time, can’t be bothered to lift the damn seat up and down every time. It’s more sanitary too, less splash. If I was in your bathroom though I’d probably piss in the sink without bothering to give it a rinse afterward. Regardless I don’t have arbitrary markers that denote my masculinity like you seem to, so sitting down doesn’t really bother me. I can never understand why you seem to think any kind of response towards you is a… Read more »
Un na naai
“As Charlie said m, we aren’t asking for ideal here, just an improvement on what wenger was serving in his last 2-3 seasons”
You mean his last 10 seasons.
Regardless I don’t have arbitrary markers that denote my masculinity like you seem to, so sitting down doesn’t really bother me.
Brilliant.
Luteo
Course you do. I Can smell arse pissers a mile off. Reek of it you do.
Brilliant.
This bellend has to do a handstand to take a piss
Hate the international break, bored of it already. No doubt we played poor in the 2nd half against Bournemouth but we won ugly and in days gone by that was always lorded as the mark of champions and was constantly used in reference to many of Fergie’s titles. I’m not saying we’re going to win the league as I think Liverpool will finally win it this season but we should take heart from grinding out wins especially if our XG abcdefg is saying otherwise. No doubt there will be a correction come December but as long as we capitalise on… Read more »
Rt
No. That would be an improvement on 4 points form the title in 08, second place in 16 and constant champions league qualification
Nobody expects that from emery. Just hoping he can improve on the very worst of Arsene
Even that’s beyond him
If I was in your bathroom though I’d probably piss in the sink without bothering to give it a rinse afterward
That why trump wants a wall….
Un na naai
“No. That would be an improvement on 4 points form the title in 08, second place in 16 and constant champions league qualification”
Constant Champions league humiliations had made Arsenal the laughing stock of Europe……
I Can smell arse pissers a mile off
Don you need an anatomy lesson I think.
If I was in your bathroom though I’d probably piss in the sink without bothering to give it a rinse afterward
A sign of your masculinity no doubt.
Thick cunt
Wait is Luteo a would be voter.
I misread the sink pissing comment. It just seemed so Don like
PedroOctober 7, 2019 22:51:20 Benny, is that really weird? >>>>> Yes a bit. For some reason they all get excuses and byes but Emery gets grief. We lost to Wolves and Palace: Emery out. City lose to Wolves and Palace: it’s an anomaly. Spurs lose to everyone: Pochettino is the Messiah. NormskiOctober 7, 2019 22:53:42 Beeny Have you ever heard of the word anomaly? Weird >>>>>> UnNormy, see above. Charlie, “Removing all comparisons and considering an ‘ideal’ for a moment, there’s no chance on earth this current offering comes close to what we’d hoped to see 18 months after bottom… Read more »
*it’s NOT too far away.
WTF.
Needs moping up to be honest.
Relax re:Xhaka.
Our captains always get sold or fuck off someway or the other. Have faith and keep calm.
Meanwhile Emery can sack himself.
Leno
Bellerin, Holding, Luiz, Tierney
Torreira
Guendouzi, Ceballos
Pepe, Lacazette, Aubameyang
Kolasinac, Chambers, Willock, Nelson, Saka, Martinelli, Ozil, AMN, Xhaka, Sokratis to make up the bench/rotation gives us a great squad and there should be no excuses bar a huge injury crisis to get top 4.
I’m optimistic, but if we carry on playing utter shite then I’m sure Raul and Edu will pull the trigger and not offer the 3rd year.
Thank you very much Emery and Next!
Opta Joe on Twitter:
“17 – Arsenal have won 17 home Premier League games under Unai Emery – since the start of last season, only Liverpool (21) and Man City (20) have won more. Strong. #ARSBOU ”
#EmeryOut
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/unai-emery-set-arsenal-target-20533807
David Dein on Emery.
https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/wenger-warns-out-of-form-pepe-to-expect-fight-for-arsenal-place?key=scoopdragon
Wenger on Pepe.
Luteo, not sure why I have to keep explaining this to you:
I don’t run adverts.
Traffic costs me money.
‘Good for traffic’ makes no sense.
People chatting is good for you because you are conversing.
Levy creating accountability at Spuds:
“Tottenham stars to pay for missing out on top four as they face a reduction in wages and bonuses if they fail to qualify for the Champions League
Chairman Daniel Levy introduced an incentivised pay structure at the club
It protects Spurs financially in the event of missing out on Champions League
Saturday’s defeat at Brighton left Tottenham in ninth place in the Premier League”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7548167/Tottenham-stars-pay-missing-four-failure-qualify-Champions-League.html
In this instance with problems within the squad Levy’s pressure to qualify could back fire.
Seriously hope it does and the Spuds players fail to respond.
Pedro
You’re making a distinction that I had not considered, actually. I was only assuming that as the proprietor of this blog, you enjoy when there are more visitors and more traffic as opposed to not. You’re quite the masochist to be running this thing if that’s not the case.
Let me rephrase then. “It increases Pedro’s traffic”, not “it’s great for Pedro’s traffic.”
Marko – 21:59 Bamford – 22:17 Perfect summations Can we move on from Wenger now and his foot and mouth disease. It’s bad enough we have to deal with Emery’s PL team selections of Xhaka, Kola, Mustafi and Papa Sok and the slow and possession transitions these players bring to the team not to mention their continual calamitous mistakes. If Emery wants Pepe to fill his potential then slow balls to him leaving him with 2 or more defenders to get past before any chance of a clear shot on goal will keep Pepe’s performances below his best potential. A… Read more »
too many ifs and buts for this Emeryball to work and as we can see he seems dead on to not adapting to circumstances properly
same thing with Wenger and his undropabble lovechilds – Eboue, Denilson etc
if someone put a leash on Wenger like David Dein used to sure the transition and moving out process would have been smoother and the good old days of yesteryears might last a bit longer
then we got stuck in purgatory headed by him and Gazidis while the owner go hands off
many such cases in businesses too
benny
We should remove this Wenger vs Emery talk since it is a false argument.
Wenger is now effectively replaced by a management structure, which is the trio of Raul, Edu and Emery.
Most of us feel that among the 3, Emery is the weakest link.
It is only frustrating when we contrast the quality of football vs the stellar work Raul and Edu did in the summer.